♦ pitied by @nesbenNesben
|<o>| hi friend :) have y<o>u tried a car b<o>mb???
slaughter them all nesben
i hope the developer knows she's loved and appreciated / we all appreciate her
fuck ok dont scare me like that
We as a society need to get more transgender.
i think this website needs to become feminist and anti racist really quick
please remember to be respectful and responsible / social media is for everyone not just for you
I'm doing this.
There's nothing quite like a hot coffee being spilled directly onto your lap first thing in the morning. Feeling quite blessed.
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
im not going to lie pvp being added has me feeling a little nervous... now so many eyes are on me... what if i post something that no one likes? were all rivals now... kind of like heated kismesissitude have you guys seen that show haha? or yurrii on ice maybe? (tags: heated kismesissitude, yuurii on ice, au, crossover, problematic leaderboard gap, archive rating: T)
[ we honest ozygourmandias mains toil and grind while the game gives them fucking everything] [im so sick of it]
[ how the fuck are seagrifts not nerfed yet fucking hell]
[start grinding in your cloud twin]
[sgiyct]
[Imperial communicator Bensha Pyerio's old flarp character 'Fakksahn Logician' (926) https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/9375dfb581db] [.] [png]
[still the most balanced meta flarp ever had imo]
[#graphic] [victim of a now-patched ozygourmandias instant kill technique circa 927] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/511c80db29f5] [.] [png]
[rare to see the skylark grandpa rocking a weapon] [hes usually on 2xfistkind]
[Legendary FLARPer Minoru Suzuki in 932 engaging in a battle on a moving train] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/b4332368bdf0] [.] [png]
[maybe i wont die because] [am special]
[having tuber wafers and an abomination energy for breakfast tonight] [whats the move]
[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
[we just passed 20 followers] [at 30 i am planning on posting something very special]
[The most infamous argument in FLARP history] [poster on FLARP forum asks about grinding XP every other day] [pages-long argument starts about how many days in a week there are] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/3196b79bd355] [.] [png]
[replace the 'o' in Espio] [with acrooner] [relax liberal] [its called FLARPer humor]
[we have officially hit 30 followers, and as i promised] [i am opening quadrant applications, hmu] [https://forms] [.] [gle/X6wWDQyQQofBbX3h8]
[https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/4e8fbc353fd9] [.] [png] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/38803ea890e9] [.] [gif]
[scrubquote] [bet you play soy skylark]
[this is gonna change my whole ozygourmandias build] [https://www] [.] [pcgamesn] [.] [com/wp-content/sites/pcgamesn/2019/09/Borderlands-3-burger-rocket-launcher] [.] [jpg]
[rip bozo]
[i would still rock one if it fit my build] [just for the vibes]
[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]
[ive had numerous surgeries] [for various injuries and such]
[what do you mean by that]
[thats what im saying] [its just kinda boring being a guy yknow]
[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]
[4] [my lusus is a pegasus] [!] []
[3] [since 932 ive been a VIP attendant of the bi-sweeply FLARPcon in north outglut] [its a great time] [definitely recommend for anyone interested in FLARP]
[2] [in those 8 sweeps ive only played two classes: [ozygourmandias, my current main] [&] [briefly espiacrooner when that update dropped though i did ultimately change back after the nerfs]
[1] [i have been FLARPing for almost 8 sweeps now] [!] []
[quit bein a shitter on chittr] [and come have a lark in FLARP]
[just made a very wise investment]
[haha check this out] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/c6f05271ace5] [.] [png]
[i will be implementing my] [chittr gold status] [into my FLARP costume redesign]
[i hadn't thought of it] [goldie is a great name though]
[i do not think the offer is available anymore] [.] [] [.] [] [.] [i got in on the ground floor and this signifies that]
[i have invested in chittr]]
[so proud to have gotten here] [totally legitimately] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/134ad143e171] [.] [png]
[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]
[okay here is my FLARP attire] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/96041700713d] [.] [png]
[explaining paradox clones to someone new to chittr] ["so did you ever read the fortnite comics"]
[women are real as hell] [to me]
[idk about all that]
[i just found out some trolls change their genders] [thats crazy]
[happy to discuss this in DMs] [!] []
[very proud to be #11th on the board] [!] [more FLARP history posts in the pipeline] [if you are interested in sponsoring posts hmu]
i'd like to thank nesben for being amazing and i'd like to acknowledge droog for snitching. sorry droog but by nesben law we're now friends
H9w strange it is t9 receive pity reacti9ns f9r s9mething I did n9t think was especially pitia6le.
its a drain on this household
the bar's 6 feet under. I really don't know how he tripped over it
the thing thats truly fucked up is that i can make better brownies without trying
pro life tip: if you pretend you never saw the issue, its not your job to stop it or clean it up. this applies to weird bloodstains in rooms, bulletholes in the walls, housefires, and the shower being out of soap
I'll do it because you have explicitly told me to and I respect your position as my boss, BUT, i am demanding that you bring home a Dr Pepper for me when you leave the bar. And if you don't heed my demand, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Probably just be pissed. Please can I have a Soda.
Okay, If we're counting the WHOLE of midnight city, then yeah. fine. you're right. People get shot every day. fffucking fine. BUT! I would argue that taking the time to complain about it is a part of DEALING with it. If you're allowed to bitch&bail at the ~2nd sign of Biscuits being a hazard to this house, then I'M allowed to say "Hey, My day isn't going that great"
im surrounded by petty, bitchy men at all goddamn times
You're blowing up the numbers and you know it. Its not literally EVERY DAY. So sorry that I'm a reasonable persom who 1) doesnt like being shot and 2) wishes that people weren't so blitheringly stupid all of the goddamn time
I GOT SHOT EARLIER. Scratch forbid if I want a little peace and quiet at this hour!!
I'd argue I'm already having a real doggone bad day, Boss.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only (non-managerial) person in this stupid house with any brains. I regret wishing people I recognize would get on this site
Would it be mean to say that I wish that it kept happening until he stopped
constantly. he does it to himself sometimes.
i swear you used to be smarter. what happened
biscuits thats the number 11
if anyone cares i am putting out the #feltfires i guess. I really wish my boss didn't decide to DRIVE TO THE BAR.
i just wanted to chill. #feltfires :(
But you're not saying it's untrue. Curious.
he set the kitchen on fire. and then did it again. thats two fires. Doublefire.
You're two drinks away from a waltz, Boss. I don't know how to tell you this.
Boss, We both know he's a handsome man with a dangerous kick. That's the best kind of man there is.
13 set the house on doublefire, Crowbar's getting absolutely pissdrunk with Droog, and Ms Paint is helping me clean up the doublefire mess.
It looks like hes trying to get laid.
my boss gets laid and i get to mop ashes off the floor.
I think I need to go tell Stitch something really quick.
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im never getting that fucking dr pepper
if it grows to 67% then we get custody of the web domain
the 1% grows to something like 1.5%
sometimes rocks look good as fuck to eat but i'm not a fool. i'll be keeping my teeth.
I trust your judgement, Nesben. If you consider Slenderman an ally that I do too.
There's no reason he can't be I'm just confused. Last possible person I'd ever expect
okay, Truth Nuke. Nesben you're onto something.
thank fucking god we have investigators on this website
i want a really really big sandwich so bad but i think the place i order sandwiches from got exploded last week so i may never eat again
It feels crazy to ask someone for a badge.. even if i really really want one... difficult
what do you mean people are getting verification badges
I really hope you can recognize that that's a really, really difficult question to ask someone living in felt manor
TRUE BLUE TRUE BLUE TRUE BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
you blew up my boss last night
THE TRUEST of blue casey hours
i'm turning into my final form. i'm sick of the red text. It's favorite color time.
the sneaky snitch snummy sneats
my theme music rn is sneaky snitch. I have to deliver the treats. the sneats. the snummy sneats.
some of the shit he says does make me laugh yeah
Like yeah It's bad and I'm semi-related to the concept of him but also, I'm scared of that dude! And also a woman! I would get hurted.
I'd apologize for his behavior but I absolutely cannot #vagueposting
i'm gonna pretend i don't notice a second distinct slick. my #prostrats of ignoring things
thank you nesben, i love you nesben
I got bad news, Droog! Really bad news!
What's everyone's favorite pokemon? Mine is Politoed.
It takes a few months but it does, yeah
It will grow back, Nesben, Promise.
if i reach the top of the leaderboard i'll shave my head
I AM GOING AS DAFT PUNK AS I CAN
i can't help you biscuits i'm striving towards goals that mean nothing
i gotta think. how do i get followers and reactions to get my numbers up.
Good luck finding a new spot to put lead in, the only reason I look as clean as I do is because of Stitch.
I don't think a woman's back is nsfw. you could fight me on this but consider that we've both seen worse posted untagged
Don't worry! That's mine! I know how it got there.
I HAVE A TATTOO #nudity I GUESS https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/backtatt.png
peter griffin vs deadpool rap battle
you people are bustling now but just you wait, I have the 3-6am market cornered on innane babbling
your grunch is astoundingly correct then, yes
what if i call it the grunch instead
#flashing https://media.tenor.com/mIS3s5GRlkQAAAAM/pain-screaming.gif
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
Right. Karkat. I do appreciate the lengths of your explanation and the time and passion you have clearly invested in this; far be it from me to joyfully gallivant through misconstrued cultural customs. That being said, the site we currently communicate through seems to support my more flippant take on what these symbols mean, and so if you have such a conniption over my observational interpretation, I suggest you take it up with the site’s staff. All that being said, it does concern me why a seemingly anonymous troll seems to express such loyalty to these seemingly fragile troll touchstones. Do you not feel oppressed by this system of contradictory statuses? Both vacillating and yet necessarily ridged. I have to admit, you particularly intrigue me, even despite my general distaste for loyalist trollkind. Perhaps I will open myself up to hear more from you, if for no other reason than to better myself in defending my own culture from yours.
Jesus Christ.
We are only human.
Chill out.
If you were a true follower of mine you would know that I already did ask and received a wide breadth of answers, all of which became datapoints in my trollthropological study.
Interesting interpretation. I will add it to my notes.
Through my deep and studious observations of troll culture of which have been facilitated by this site, I’ve come to determine that clubs, or mediation, translates roughly to the human concept of “chill out”.
Congratulations on being verified. I see it’s being given to anyone these days.
Oh hush, you. The hubris that comes with youth.
We have ten years and some change. Don’t worry. And it won’t be the surfing that does me in. It’ll be another figure. One you may not yet be familiar with. Have you, perhaps, ever seen Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives? Let’s just say, that I will have the honor of accompanying him on his very last dive.
The fates have fallen where they may. It’s what must be done.
There are many opportunities to #Surf.
Oh, please. Don’t tell me you’ve never suffered a vision or two. Are you even really a Rose?
Strange visions are befalling me. #SurfsUp.
#TerrorDominance
I need professional help but all my local licensed professionals have me blacklisted.
#NumberThree #Baby.
As my first order of businesses as Third Poster, I shall vaporize this fiend.
Understand that I take no pride in my position. With all that said, buy my new book, coming out in 20XX. I am taking this as a sign to get back to writing things that will actually make me more money.
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
Important: girls women ladies smooch 'em.
I am about to get way more annoying way quick
oKAY SO, tHIS IS MY FIRST CHIT, oN HERE, (oR IS IT, cHITT?) aND i AM EXCITED, tO BE HERE, aND MAYBE MAKE, sOME NEW PALS SO, iF YOU LIKE, tHINGS SUCH AS fIDUSPAWN, oR, fIDUSPAWN RELATED, mEDIA PROPERTIES, yOU SHOULD DEFINITELY, hIT ME UP, bECAUSE, i BET WE COULD TOTALLY BE PALS, aND TALK ABOUT OUR FAVORITES, aND COMPARE THEIR RELATIVE, cUTENESS LEVELS, aND COMFORTABILITY FACTOR, aMONG OTHER SUCH, iMPORTANT THINGS THAT GO INTO, cHOOSING ONE'S, fIDUSPAWN TO RAISE, wHICH IS A BIG CHOICE WHICH, i THINK NOT MANY, oR AT LEAST, nOT ENOUGH, cONSIDER, wHEN CHOOSING TO GET INTO THE GAME BECAUSE, iT IS NOT JUST, a ONE AND DONE THING, iT IS, a MULTI-SWEEP RESPONSIBILITY, tO RAISE ONE, uNLESS i GUESS, yOU FIGHT WITH THEM AND, tHEY DIE HORRIBLY, wHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COMMON, bUT, i PREFER FOR MINE TO NOT, dIE HORRIBLY AND PAINFULLY, aLSO, bECAUSE, tHAT MAKES ME SAD, aND PROBABLY MAKES THEM, eVEN MORE SAD, aND, i DO NOT WANT THEM, tO BE SAD, bECAUSE, tHEY ARE CUTE AND MY FRIENDS, aND i THINK, a GOOD FRIEND, sHOULD TRY HIS BEST TO MAKE SURE, hIS FRIENDS ARE NOT SAD AND, i WOULD LIKE TO BE A GOOD, fRIEND, i HAVE, eXPERIENCE, wITH FRIENDS WHO ARE, nOT GOOD, aND SUFFICE IT TO SAY, lONG STORY SHORT, aS IT WERE, iN AS FEW WORDS, aS IS POSSIBLE WITH WHICH, tO DESCRIBE THE SITUATION, tHAT i AM RECALLING, iN THIS MOMENT, hAVING FRIENDS WHICH ARE NOT GOOD, sUCKS BAD, sO IT IS NOT AN EXPERIENCE THAT, i WOULD REALLY RECOMMEND, tO ANYONE, tHOUGH YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED ME, tO TELL YOU THAT, bUT THEN, i THINK i NEEDED SOMEONE, tO TELL ME THAT, sO MAYBE THERE ARE OTHERS WHO, cOULD HEAR IT TOO, wHICH, wHILE i HOPE IT IS NOT, tHE CASE, iT WOULD BE NICE, iF i COULD HELP ANYONE, iN THAT SAME SORT OF SITUATIONSHIP, aS THE ONE i WAS IN, wHICH WAS PRETTY MESSY, aND BAD, i MEAN, sOME PARTS WERE FUN, aND i HAD FUN, fOR A WHILE, eVEN IF SHE COULD BE, pUSHY, bUT, iT WAS MOSTLY THE WAY, iT ALL IMPLODED, oR MAYBE EXPLODED, tOWARDS THE END, tHAT SORT OF SOURED, tHE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE, fOR ME, tHOUGH i WILL NOT, gET INTO DETAIL ON IT, sINCE IT IS ALL, iN THE PAST. wATER OFF OF A, wATERFOWL'S BACK, aS IT WERE, tHOUGH FRANKLY i THINK THE WAY THAT WATERFOWL, cONSTANTLY HAVE MORE WATER, oN THEIR BACKS, aLL THE TIME, iS MAYBE AN APT METAPHOR, fOR THE SITUATION WHICH WAS, aT HAND, aT THE TIME, bUT THAT IS NEITHER, hERE NOR THERE, i SHOULD NOT, gO OFF ON A LONG, tANGENT, wHEN ALL i WAS TRYING, tO GET AT IS, tHAT i AM BETTER NOW, aND MORE CONFIDENT AND, aBLE TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN, mORE OFTEN, lITERALLY AND ALSO, fIGURATIVELY, aND i DO THE FORMER, a LOT BECAUSE, tHAT IS JUST WHAT, wALKING AND RUNNING, cONSIST OF, aND i DO LIKE THOSE, tHEY ARE ANOTHER, hOBBY OF MINE, aCTUALLY, iF i RUN FAST ENOUGH, aND FEEL THE WIND, iN MY COOL AS HELL, mOHAWK (i HAVE, A COOL AS HELL, mOHAWK), tHEN IT SORT OF FEELS ALMOST, lIKE FLIGHT, wHICH IS SOMETHING, i WOULD REALLY LIKE TO ENGAGE IN, sINCE IT JUST SEEMS, vERY FREEING, iN EVERY SENSE, eXCEPT MAYBE, mONETARY, sINCE MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT, sOME PEOPLE CHARGE CURRENCY, fOR OTHERS TO BE ABLE TO FLY, wHICH, i GUESS MIGHT BE SOMETHING i COULD BE INTERESTED, iN, bUT, i WOULD RATHER, dO IT ON MY OWN, mAYBE, lIKE A COOL AND DASHING, iNDEPENDENT GUY, lIKE i AM, sO UMM, aNYWAYS i FORGET WHERE i WAS GOING WITH, aLL OF THIS, bUT, i HOPE, tHAT WE CAN BE PALS, aLSO MY NAME, iS tAVROS }:)
:33 < drew another picture of mewself! do you like it? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486057331044384882/kittynep.png?ex=69c41e3d&is=69c2ccbd&hm=cd05c4f6715338e01a56d281110b42565b1b5136baada8f5bb6b2ef6c749ab8b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
Boss Makes A Boondollar, I Make A Boondime, That’s Why I Chitt On Company Time
i took one bite of my burger and instantly got self conscious / what's wrong with me
#ChittaddictsAnonymous
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOOnk hOoOnk
V^ T0m0rr0w the public must crawl. ^V
"He spoke with anger that day, saying the hemospectrum is not a ladder to greatness, but a construct that teaches each rung to despise the ones beneath it so none will dare bite the hand that placed the damn thing." #WordsoftheSignless
[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]
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s0metimes getting pitied is w0rse than getting hated. it feels like the h0es are l00king at me like 🥺
A person superior in every way.
Notthingg like ccoffee and a slow morningg att tthe shop! #ggoals
That's true, actually.
=( You all are beginning to fatigue me. Here's one last bug fact "for the road." There are certain species of plants that communicate with parasitic wasps for pest control. When pests such as caterpillars or aphids become overwhelming, many plants will chemically signal exactly the right species for the job. Sometimes I wish I could summon the exact species of wasp necessary to clean the incessant rabble of you wrigglers off of my feed. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
day 1, end of. report: i. this site's literally what telegraph syndrome is made of...... time-limited exposure is a must. ii. nothing's yet known about the vital endpoints here. like where are the signals all going???? and do they all drown each other out????????? what inferences may be drawn from how it all....... sinks to the bottom???????????? and how could anyone endure all this without getting a headache? iii. i actually do want to take part too despite the sage disapproving impression this probably gives off....... so how about this. make some loud noise. see how much i can take? i know my limit and when to cover my ears haha. bang bang! this was me, pr. i'm sleepy.
oh god i just got seven notifications of someone pitying my chats... is is that a bad thing? is pity like a dislike? :c
She gas on my lean until I
FinallY CuT OfF My MoiraiL They'rE GonE FroM My QuadS. PheW.
- Good mmorning, all: I've decided to release an official statemment regarding mmy business services trademmark, "Helping Handy." This Chitt, however, will not include that statemment.
Stay safe, Nesben.
After Some Deep And Profound Thought I Think I'm Gonna Do Acts Of Unspeakable Violence #hotgirlshit #nextempress #violence #murder #nsfw