♦ pitied by @observatorInhabator

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⛈ A terrible storm. ⛈ ⛈ #photo ⛈ ⛈ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b0549259d7f4.png ⛈

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>>| .i got so .out .of my mind that .i .accidentally spilled coffee .on .a customer. fantastic.

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wat if im also daddy
=oXO that would be cool¡¡¡ if that,s what you consider dangerous then it,s probably okay¡ but you have to remember that people who do things like that look really uncool for a long while as they,re learning so you can,t expect for things to suddenly be perfect¡ but then i guess trying really hard at something is also cool''' awawa''' so maybe they do look cool the whole time just in a different way''' =oXO
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS KIND ⧃F TIRED AND SH⧃ULD LEAVE THE RAVE EVENTUALLY

「boku wa NEET(* ̄∇ ̄)ノ boku NEET boku shi~bo NEET! (;゜∀゜) purrlaying league all day until da moons come up! ( ´∀`) boku wa NEET boku NEET (* ̄∇ ̄*) boku shi~bo NEET why would i get a shigoto? when i can live in mai tunnel? (*´,_ゝ`)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is an ancient east alternian tradition called kaeuta, literally meaning "replaced song"! (* ゚∀゚) in western alternia, we call this a "parody". (*^¬^*) megane thinks kaeuta sounds much more kawaii doe. (*´,_ゝ`)]
THE LAST TIME S⧃ME⧃NE ATTEMPTED T⧃ STUDY THE M⧃UNTAIN THEY ENDED UP THIRTY SEVEN KIL⧃METERS AWAY UPSIDE D⧃WN HANGING FR⧃M A TREE AND I D⧃ N⧃T KN⧃W H⧃W

id suck smbody off violently for some delish candy rn and i mean it (or do i)

