PIPEFAN413
@pipeFan
BAKING, BUSINESS, AND JAZZ. [ |:^) DON'T BE SHY TO PERSONALLY MESSAGE, I WELCOME ALL.
AN AWFULLY NICE NIGHT OUTSIDE. HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU CHITTR FOLK.
NOTHING BETTER THAN A GLASS OF #REDWINE... EXCEPT MAYBE #MEN. #YEP, #IMGAY. #SUBSTANCE
Wines pretty good if you're in the mood for it. Bourbon is also pretty fine. But. Above all else, you are correct. #Men, they're pretty damn great. #substance
I may be a single childless millennial but I feel the cheesy puns of a father influence and tempt me
OH. I FORMERLY APOLOGIZE FOR LAST NIGHTS CHITS. THAT IS SHAMEFUL AND UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME.
https://file.garden/adx3jxdfCBC6Cm8E/dad/Untitled771_20260523021614.png #SUBSTANCE
@beatdownBro WHERE YOU AT FINE SHYT? #SUBSTANCE #YEARNING #SUGGESTIVE
WHERE MY MAN AT I WANT TO SNUGGLE. #SUBSTANCE #SUGGESTIVE #YEARNINGFORMYMAN #PLEASEXOMEHOMEIMISSYOUSOMXJH
https://file.garden/adx3jxdfCBC6Cm8E/dad/images-1.png @beatdownBro #NSFW #SUBSTANCE #SUGGESTIVE
HE'S SO FIND I WON'T HIM. #SUGGESTIVE #SUBSTANCE
i guess i didn't expect to see you on here, is all. it's just, uh, throwing me off.
are you? are you really? how am i supposed to flirt with pretty girls when i know my dad is watching!!!
NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING, BUT I'M HIGHLY INVESTED.
I'm so confused tbh I've got no clue what's happening.
FROM WHAT I'M GETTING SO FAR, SOMEONE IS GETTING A MOB TO POST "CALL OUTS" ON EITHER BEHAIVOR, ACTIONS, OR BOTH.
I SUPPOSE SO. SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE WANT THE MAN DEAD, TOO. THAT'S A LITTLE WORRISOME.
I'll fucking kill him I just want them to shut up so they can see my True Blood posts.
DON'T THINK IT'S THE BEST IDEA TO GET IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS LIKE THAT. BUT IF THEY WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR ACT, GO RIGHT AHEAD.
GOOD AFTERNOON CHITTR. SORRY FOR NO JOKES RECENTLY, BEEN TIED UP BABYSITTING.
WHAT DO GAY HORSES EAT? HAAAAYYYY. #DADJOKE
TWO ROBBERS WERE ROBBING A LIQUOR STORE, WHEN ONE PICKS UP A BOTTLE AND ASKS, "IS THIS WHISKEY?" THE OTHER REPLIES, "YEAH, BUT NOT AS WHISKEY AS ROBBING A BANK." #DADJOKE
whiskey sounds like risky
WHY THANK YOU. ALWAYS HAVE MORE JOKES TO THINK ABOUT. [|:^)
THINK I'M ALL OUT OF JOKES FOR NOW, I'M GOING TO TAKE A WALK. WHAT'S EVERYONE'S PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY?
OH, AS IF IT COULDN'T BE MORE OBVIOUS THAN MINE. HOPE IT GOES WELL.
OH, MUST LOOK REALISTIC, THEN! UNLESS IF IT IS REAL, I WILL HAVE TO QUESTION HOW YOU MANAGED TO GET THIS...
WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT HAVING TWO DADS? YOU CAN HEAR THEM CELEBRATING FATHER'S DAY. #DADJOKE #SUGGESTIVE
[ >WHAT IS, LIKE, THE MATTER WITH TWO GENTLEMEN HAVING A MOST JOYOUS CELEBRATION OF FATHERLY ACHIEVERY TOGETHER AS PROVERBIAL "FRIENDLY BRO TIME"? DOST THOU HAVETH A DISTASTE FOR MERRYMAKING?_ ]
IT'S JUST A JOKE, NOTHING SPECIAL. UNLESS YOU THINK IT'S SPECIAL I'M CELEBRATING LIKE THAT.
i have another punchline
SCORED WELL WITH HIM TO USE ALL FOUR REACTIONS ON THE LAST JOKE, I'M FEELING VERY ACCOMPLISHED.
A DOCTOR IS ABOUT TO PREFORM A PROSTATE EXAM. HE SAYS, "IT'S JUST A MEDICAL PROCEDURE. TRY NOT TO GET AROUSED, STEVE." I SHOOT BACK, CONFUSED, "MY NAME IS NOT STEVE." DOCTOR REPLIES, "I KNOW, I'M STEVE." #DADJOKE #SUGGESTIVE
K--<moral of the story: his name was steve
THERE WAS A KING WHO WAS 12 INCHES TALL. TERRIBLE KING, GREAT RULER. #DADJOKE
! Oh, haha! This one took me a minute, wonderful!
SCIENTISTS MIXED DNA OF A CHEETAH AND DNA OF A CRAB. THINGS WENT SIDEWAYS REALLY FAST. #DADJOKE
im gonna start barking this to all my friends!!!! #dogjoke
I'M VERY HAPPY TO KNOW YOU LIKE THEM THIS MUCH. [|:^)
