♦ pitied by @pipeFan
five hundred cigarettes #substance
unc is calling you old whoever called u dilf just called u hot
couldnt do so in this position if i wanted too. hes put himself on top of me in the most hard to move without waking him sort of positions. i cant even sit up dadbert.
its ccool iwelcome the interaction jonestly im feeling sociak as fuck eright now. neverbbeen more social in my life.
mmhmm thankuou handsome.
im respondible as fuck uyou dont gotta worrysbout me pretty boy.

but i dont wanna put my phone down
Bored as shit tonight. Not usually a luxury I have. If anyone wants to chat I guess. Message me.

I might have to take a raincheck on fighting; I got hit with the monthly cramps of pain and suffering- shark week, if you will. God's funny plan to nerf me. I can still fight, but I also feel A LIL sick. ya know?

it's called not having a healthy fatherly relationship

some jokes are both
still miss dave. having really mediocre tacos for lunch. today sucks!
finished vacuuming. i kinda forget what else dad asked me to do so i'm just gonna spray air freshener because that makes everything feel like 10x cleaner usually.

okay! okay home. home, thinking home thoughts. like how it's nice to be here. like how there's chores to do. yeah, home stuff! wahoo.

Take a shot whenever the #nsfw tag appears on the timeline. #substances

i think... i miss my matesprit.

too old to be weepy about this.

my back hurts.
been shovin' my cigarette butts into my redbull can. flavor. #substance

IF A LAUGH TRACK PLAYS ONE MORE TIME IN THIS "FRIENDS" SHOW I'M PUNCHING THE WALL.
alright, feeling a little better. sorry for the last posts.





