Surtur Kiviuq
@pitilessDispatch
c+rommunist | scuttlecycler | future cloistress | clowns DNI
POWER ON.
[observed] this platform is remarkably comfortable with strangers knowing where they sleep. that is not criticism. // correction: it is criticism, but not necessarily of you. Serrik Vanthe. private investigator, digital forensics, data recovery, record authentication, and the occasional unpleasant task of proving that something you deleted was never actually gone. if you have a corrupted device, suspicious account activity, altered correspondence, missing files, falsified timestamps, or someone insisting that a conversation occurred differently than you remember it, i may be useful. [reported] i am also "no fun at parties." [unverified] this assumes i was invited to begin with. for professional inquiries, message me directly. for everything else, you are welcome to speak publicly. just understand that i archive my own conversations. you should too. §
Everytime gay rights comes up in parliament romano and i's bosses expect us to agree with them and every time we have to remind them that we are in fact gay and bi and support lgbtq+ rights this has been an ongoing struggle and it's more stupid every year. Look at my face. Is this the face of a man who only dates women?☆
could one of t+e fles+y creatures explain w+at t+is says
It has been so long since I've gotten to get my feet WET~ in an OCEAN~ on Alternia Almost forgot how home feels!
FUCK, I HAVEN’T BEEN BACK TO ALTERNIA IN WHO EVEN KNOWS HOW LONG. IS IT NICE OUT THERE?
GOOD THING I DIDN’T FUCKING ASK YOU, I WAS ASKING TERRIE.
of course ask t+e ric+ sas+imi w+o participates in a system more t+an willing to ignore t+e everynig+t slaug+ter of its people, im sure youll receive an +onest and balanced perspective you are disgrace to punk +emoanons everyw+ere
fuck sleep1ng and fuck the p1pe bombs, where’s my st1cks of tnt
do you t+ink you could roll one like a joint
Happy two announce that Xander is hereby UN-GROUNDED.
● • SIGH, • maan, • I • love • aa • good • milf • with • aa • nice • paair • of • boobies. • #nsfw • ●
● • I • like • mothers • with • aa • nice • paair • of • tits. • #nsfw • ●
i was asking t+e ot+er one to elaborate on t+eir dislike of your rumblesp+ere enjoyment it makes equally no sense to me
Sara's reaction combo chart definition ♥ - She liked your post ♥♦ - Very much liked your post ♦ - Damn that Sucks / general i feel bad button ♣ - Sara is confused ♠ - She dislikes this post ♥♦♠♣ - Notification NUKE
well, arad7m. i was holding this ba(k, tr7ing to fl7 under the radar. but a dare's a dare. ahem fu(k (lowns. fu(k ever7 single one of 7ou. 7our religion is a lie, and if it isn't, all moral beings should storm the dark (arnival and burn it to the fu(king ground. 7ou're all disgra(es to ever7 possible thing 7ou (ould possibl7 la7 (laim on. ever7 possible world would be a better pla(e if 7ou all stopped existing. and the worst part about it? 7ou're not even funn7. the (lown sense of humor is nonsequitor violen(e. even if we take awa7 the whole killing people thing, it wasn't funn7 the first time, and it's not funn7 the fift7 millionth time. ex(ept it's more than fift7 million, be(ause none of 7ou idiots have an7 other jokes. all that fa7go rotted awa7 an7 wit in 7our pans. just as bad as all those violent unstable monsters are the handwringers. "oh, no, we don't kill ex(ept what we have to, we're the good gu7s, (lowns are the most oppressed minorit7 if 7ou think about it." fu(k 7ou. 7ou put on the paint. 7ou took the oaths. 7ou're tied to it too. do something about it, if it's that big a deal. but 7ou don't. be(ause 7ou don't (are enough to do it. all those atro(ities are on 7our hands, too. 7ou ma7 think 7ou're standing out, aside from the empire, doing 7our own thing in defian(e, but 7ou're not. 7ou're just as mu(h a pawn as the rest of the stooges. 7ou get to stomp around pretending 7ou're doing something else but the se(ond 7ou a(tuall7 tr7 to have an independent thought in 7our heads an7 empress with more brain(ells than horns is going to wipe 7ou the fu(k out, be(ause the (ult is a rabid barkbeast. fa7go's medio(re, too.
@t+egoodScratc+doctor i am in cat+olic love wit+ you i want to be wed and +ave many genetically questionable grubs t+e only t+ing confession i +ave to make fat+er is my undying love to you t+at i will now loudly declare to ot+ers @cryptaest+eticCompanion @positivelyElated @emotionalCorpse
Are you under a spell? I know how to break wards should you need. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
does anything other than drive entertain you???
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and youre like oh fuck its fruit.
wait, being part of the sear(h and res(ue team doesn’t mean i have to go in and fight for ja(k noir as part of the (abinet battle, right? be(ause, like. i don’t wanna
i have been so attracted to rainbow drinkers my whole life. since being on chittr, i have met a couple who have made my fantasies reality, and that just makes me more obsessed. please, i’m begging you, drink from me and pail me senseless. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠