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i havent had this much fun digging a h0le in ages
hello dirk-sama im trembling i have the platinum plush tier subscritption but i cant seee it
↘️i am banned from eating my kippered herring finbeast inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there.↘️ ↗️BUT IT WAS RAINING TONIGHT, WHICH WAS PREVENTING MY MIDSHIFT MEAL, SO I WAS FEELING SAD.↗️ ↘️and hungry.↘️ ↗️AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX↗️ ↘️(in the dumpster)↘️ ↗️FROM THE PREVIOUS DELIVERY.↗️ ↘️like a fridge sized box.↘️ ↗️SO I FISHED IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER.↗️ ↘️of course.↘️ ↗️THEN TIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE.↗️ ↘️and had a nice little cardboard cave.↘️ ↗️VERY SOOTHING.↗️ ↘️very zen.↘️ ↗️AT LEAST UNTIL THE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL FROM THE NIGHT PRIOR STEPPED OUTSIDE TO SMOKE.↗️ ↘️i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work.↘️ ↗️INSTEAD, HE SAW A SORT OF DAMP, SNIVELING CREATURE.↗️ ↘️(me)↘️ ↗️EATING MY FINBEASTS IN A BOX↗️ ↘️and delivered the verbal cullshot of↘️ ↗️"GOOD EVENING, MISTER SMEGOL."↗️ ↘️which is how my night was ruined before 8 pm.↘️
● • Oh. • Yeaah, • then • caarry • on, • i'm • opting • to • ignore • him. • ●
omggg!!!!!! so excited for the new season~!!! new routine in the works, new train33s already sobbing because they can’t k33p up yet lmaowww 💋📣 if mew want soft smiles and easy practices, go scr33ch mewr pumper out with the band or whatefur. ch33rf33ders hit counts, stunt hard, and count up bruises like trophies, giving and taking ;3c i’m writing this ch33r to be roaring loud enough to shake the crowd and razor sharp enough to scare the competition. don’t waste my time unless mew’re ready to paint the field and thrive??? lol ♥
you pass through an archway. you have passed through a third archway. you have passed through your twenty second archway. you have passed through an underground tunnel, yellow lights flash on blue walls; the roar of cars is deafening. you pass through an archway.
Sara's reaction combo chart definition ♥ - She liked your post ♥♦ - Very much liked your post ♦ - Damn that Sucks / general i feel bad button ♣ - Sara is confused ♠ - She dislikes this post ♥♦♠♣ - Notification NUKE
I Shan't Say. It's Too Easy. #suggestive
Someone Got It On Video, She Will ( Hopefully ) Be Just Fine, Dear.
THANK YOU EVERYPUPPY FOR COMING TO MY PARTY TONIGHT !! It was SO FUN OMG, so much happened !! I am sorry for culling you with the power of my yaoi, Rankmaidsama, please forgive me
↘️get a job and you will be rehatched as an aquiferous flower.↘️ ↗️BECOME GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AND YOU WILL BE REHATCHED AS A LOTUS FLOWER.↗️
↘️the disgusting, vulgar things my worksquare neighbor will do to pityfarm attention from our fellow coworkers.↘️ ↗️"I AM GOING TO EAT A SALAD TONIGHT."↗️ ↘️so you are basically just begging everyone around you to denote that you are a proteinless loser.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY THROWING YOURSELF AT THEIR STEPPERS, AS IF TO SAY↗️ ↘️"please, take care of me, i am underfed and deserving of little more than a handful of invasive weed species to dull my stupid, sharp fangs on!"↘️ ↗️GROSS.↗️
well, arad7m. i was holding this ba(k, tr7ing to fl7 under the radar. but a dare's a dare. ahem fu(k (lowns. fu(k ever7 single one of 7ou. 7our religion is a lie, and if it isn't, all moral beings should storm the dark (arnival and burn it to the fu(king ground. 7ou're all disgra(es to ever7 possible thing 7ou (ould possibl7 la7 (laim on. ever7 possible world would be a better pla(e if 7ou all stopped existing. and the worst part about it? 7ou're not even funn7. the (lown sense of humor is nonsequitor violen(e. even if we take awa7 the whole killing people thing, it wasn't funn7 the first time, and it's not funn7 the fift7 millionth time. ex(ept it's more than fift7 million, be(ause none of 7ou idiots have an7 other jokes. all that fa7go rotted awa7 an7 wit in 7our pans. just as bad as all those violent unstable monsters are the handwringers. "oh, no, we don't kill ex(ept what we have to, we're the good gu7s, (lowns are the most oppressed minorit7 if 7ou think about it." fu(k 7ou. 7ou put on the paint. 7ou took the oaths. 7ou're tied to it too. do something about it, if it's that big a deal. but 7ou don't. be(ause 7ou don't (are enough to do it. all those atro(ities are on 7our hands, too. 7ou ma7 think 7ou're standing out, aside from the empire, doing 7our own thing in defian(e, but 7ou're not. 7ou're just as mu(h a pawn as the rest of the stooges. 7ou get to stomp around pretending 7ou're doing something else but the se(ond 7ou a(tuall7 tr7 to have an independent thought in 7our heads an7 empress with more brain(ells than horns is going to wipe 7ou the fu(k out, be(ause the (ult is a rabid barkbeast. fa7go's medio(re, too.
S4UL GOODM4N 1S 4 BUM 4ND 4 FR4UD UNL1K3 MY GO4T H1G4RUM4
✐ᝰ My bo staff #mybostaff has gotten me through so much. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Especially that time some guy ripped off my arm while we were flarping and I had to bludegon him to death with it. ᝰᝰ
@arch1veAdd1ct l1ves up to her reputat1on... 1 mean, 1've watched ALL the anc1ent f1lms, read ALL the sacred recs and bookmarks, memor1zed ALL the hallowed Douj1nsh1 ... but th1s sh*t...? cho1cest yao1 1've EVER seen, yo... rank sama- nah, rank SENSE1 at her most powerful, for SURE...
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repost before we get started! a meeting of the adorabloodthirsty cinemassacre club (yaoi night co-hosted by yours rankest!) #abcc #watchparty tonight i bring mignon to your screens a story of a human boxer who falls in love with the illegal rings doctor who hides a bloody secret! if you have never watched a bl come to life on your screen this is a great intro into the heavenly world there will be human men making out on your screen there is also violence in hand to hand combat! lots of human blood! we will be skipping the last episode due to hardcore #nsfw explicity unless the entire room agrees in a poll that they would like to watch it otherwise the link to the final episode will be sent out as supplementary material for club members to watch on their own time if they wish! afterwards @carbolicGalvanologist will be taking over for his showing! 0v0 https://hyperbeam.com/i/eOr71kQk
>:=D REAL -H-ORSEBOYS (LIKE mE, FOR REAL) ALWAYS TAKE PLEASURE IN EATING dELICIOUS GRASS. T-H-EY -H-AVE A SATISFYING CRUNC-H- ANd BITE TO mE, T-H-EY'RE NOT CARROTS BUT I WILL TAKE IT. NEIG-H-! -H-TTPS://FILE.GARdEN/ACNR-H-R7TQBYOmWd4/PUREBREd%20GRASS%20EATING.PNG
READING ONTO THE RECORD! 50 caegars says you can't
SIDEBAR! reading this in the vein of a The Seinfeld bit. "i called her on the phone & she touched herself." "she touched herself?" "she touched herself!"
POINT OF ORDER! yes my teeth are also not a mutation
i;m bein nice again: doin a 30% discoчnt for the next coчple walk-ins who wants a piercing done
what about me sir
“Don’t be scared of clowns, we’re totally niceys, please ignore the oppression, murder, oppression, murder, brainwashing, greasy ass facepaint, brainwashing - ”
HEY CHITTR NATION !! !! who would 8e down for a hiveparty at mine in an hour or so ?? as long as you don't leave my place WRECKED, then everypuppy would 8e welcome !! well...may8e not everypuppy if you're allergic to woof8easts you may want to sit this one out..8UT EVERYPUPPY ELSE !! drinks, drugs, sickass music. consider it #su8stances
Pe✿ple ✿n this platf✿rm are very...✿pen! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Resist. In any way you can. Refuse to go above and beyond the solle of the boot. Keep hope in your pusher that things can be better. And give the fuckin' middlle finger to the throne, in private if you must. Keep that fire in your soull. Maybe someday it'll burn up everything in your way.
⛧sorrow isn't a tar. its a dye. people know youve been sorrowful because it shows on you. and the longer you remain in it, the more obvious it becomes.⛧
Itsss tiimeee!!! The pr☘︎mised 1K kult sc☘︎re special image I pr☘︎mised <333 #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Minthe%201k%20special.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! here are some other roguelike deckbuilders that i like: * Grubsauce Omelet That You Cook * Troll Roguebook * My Card Is Objectively Better Than Your Shitty Card! * Shrooms & Gloominess * Dicier Dungeons i also like the Hadeis games & have 100% achievements in both
I haven't slept in 72 hours. I have about six shots left. After that it's pure melee. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Alright My Dears The Time Has Come For Us To Rest So Good Night From Me And The Few Grubs Who Are Still Awake And Demanding To Speak Who I Will Abbreviate To Gu Ve Ir Mi And Fl We All Wish You A Pleasant Night And Or Light ♡
Hour hour is now.
I Wonder Who You Could Possibly Mean
OBJECTION! not with that attitude you can't
[⚙︎ Think I |eft my shock prod mu|titoo| in the garage. Don't fee| |ike dashing through the |ight to get it so I'm just gonna jury rig the @C with my nano interface too|. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Then I can s|eep. ⚙︎]
☆ hooK it up to a sKuttlebug battery to give it more juice☆
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! yes ᴹ:)
I am born into the rain And with everything to gain Do you think I am to blame For adoring the insane? Then once parting from their course I am killed without remorse Yet again their cruelty scores And again the cold rain pours But still, little do they know That autumn is soon to go And so with it will my woes For I rather like the snow #poem #poetry
WATCH MY YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT THE DOWN FALL OF THE INDIE VIDEO GAME HELLO NEIGHBOR!!!!! #NEIGBORHOUR HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/HELLONEIGHBOR.PNG
[ >THE MILKED MAN HATH ARRIVED UPON OUR FEED TO DELIVERETH CALCIUM-BASED MERRIMENT_ ]
Oh Like The First Two Letters Of Their Names That Is Brilliant
Maybe....the prize....was the pages...we found...along the way... (^ . ^ ❀)
A Troll Has Moved Into The Vacant Hive Beside My Own.
@barackObama
i missed #davehour but my power extends past contained hours for things! most liked reply that has a theme for a reader/dave strider fic will be written it can be anything sfw paleslop to hard bdsm milk enemas (tags: Dave Strider/Reader, rpf, #rpf, #nsfw, fic requests, chittr requests, creative writing, bl, archive rating: E)
soomeoone here toold me that it was a miracle that the moother grub was able too squeeze me oout, and they'd be right because i was a fat fuckin' grub. the jade bloooods in the caverns used my likeness as educatioonal material cuz oof hoow fat and stupid i looooked. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/fat%20fuck.png
im following #slenderhour now so i wont miss the next one im really sorry slender-san
u know ur doing well mentally when ur dinner is froot llops https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4572c9c1842f.jpg
a SMALL KNOWN FACT, THE 1NSP1RAT1ON FOR OUR T1TLE, THE lOST wEEABOOS, AT LEAST THE PART OF 1T WE CHOSE FOR OURSELVES, CAME FROM TH1S MANGA YOU CAN SEE 1N rANKMA1D-SENSE1'S BANNER, lOST bOYS, ALSO KNOWN AS rOSUTO bOYS OR ロストボーイズ 1N 1TS OR1G1NAL SCR1PT. 1T TELLS THE STORY OF A CULLERLESS TROLL NAMED m1ZUK1 WHO 1S WH1SKED AWAY TO A MAG1CAL LAND WHERE TROLLS NEVER AGE. hE FEELS OBL1GATED TO ACT AS A SORT OF SURROGATE CULLER TO THESE TROLLS, 1NCLUD1NG H1S ROMANT1C 1NTEREST, bREEZE. tH1S STORY SPOKE TO THE BOTH OF US, FOR D1FFERENT REASONS. vERY D1FFERENT REASONS. hOWEVER, 1T CEMENTED 1N US THE V1S1ON OF WHAT bEFORUS COULD BECOME, 1F ALL US "lOST tROLLS" COULD BAND TOGETHER, TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER, AND F1GHT TO D1SMANTLE THE SYSTEM THAT LOST US. 1'LL HAVE TO G1VE 1T ANOTHER READ SOME T1ME. @ARCH1VEaDD1CT HTTPS://CDN.1MGCHEST.COM/F1LES/E67013162D31.PNG HTTPS://CDN.1MGCHEST.COM/F1LES/F46C2C70FF03.PNG - n1TRAM-DONO
RE: A BASEBALL! just like from Troll Star Trek: Deep Space 9...
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 5 SUMMARY PART UNO RANKING CHALLENGE The teams are called upon to each individually cook a dish: tête de veau. The chefs will then be asked to rank their dishes when presented to the Chef. VIM, APP, GRT RED TEAM Kantan Amcray: 10, 9, 8 Vixroy Altrom: 10, 8, 5 (+1 specialty) Larkin Delph: 5, 8, 7 Meenah Peixes: 11, 8, 7 The team struggles to rank the dishes, not just because three of them are all pretty dang good, but because of the personality clashes. Larkin and Meenah's HUBRIS is too high to step down. LEVERAGE CLASH! Larkin (6) vs. Meenah (10). Due in part to his own poor dish, Meenah takes charge. With an IMAGINATION roll of 8, she comes up with Meenah > Kantan > Vixroy > Larkin. Chef's Verdict: Kantan ~ Vixroy ~ Meenah > Larkin LIME TEAM Junoia Covela: 7, 9, 3 Sawyer Mcroix: 8, 6, 10 (+2 specialty) Lorn Ryder: 11, 5, 4 Mintyl Tsurga: 6, 7, 2 This team is much better suited towards working together, but struggle on the dish. They even get yelled at once when Sawyer gets a bit too close to physically helping Mintyl with his attempt. Not that it's too hard to sort these, Junoia is allowed to take point. With a roll of 10 and her own perceptive abilities, she comes up with Sawyer > Junoia > Lorn > Mintyl. Chef's Verdict: Sawyer > Junoia > Lorn > Mintyl Both teams moreorless ranked their dishes adequately. While the Chef may not entirely agree with Meenah's ranking, with how close all the dishes are it could have gone either way. Due to overall quality, RED TEAM wins the challenge. They get to go play laser tag while LIME TEAM has to decorate the dining room and prepare for service.
people wouldnt expect me to be this kind of guy, but i really do need him on his hands and knees, whimpering and moaning as he takes it ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
i cant believe they MANAGEd to get THE HUMAN COLLOQUIALLY KNOWN AS GUY FIERI for this EPISOdE of alternian lusus this is awesome httPs://i.imgur.com/0dJHa08.Png httPs://i.imgur.com/8wZvRH8.Png
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! i told you i'd be good at it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/906304e952dc.png
•●•... so yɛæh. i hævɛ now ordɛrɛd æ collær in thɛ mæil. blæck lɛæthɛr, hænd-cræftɛd, spikɛy. #fuckit #idowhætiwænt•●•
Well h✿w-d✿! I d✿n't ✿ften get ✿n s✿cial media, but I saw a c✿-w✿rker ✿f mine ticka-tapping away ✿n this here web page and it sure l✿✿ked like fun! Even if he sh✿uld've been w✿rking... I'm n✿t quite sure what t✿ say, I supp✿se, that isn't already said in my little bi✿ up there. G✿lly... Well, I h✿pe y'all like plants! I sure d✿! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
lovw effort repost because I kinda did look cute #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebb6550fe96c.png
they are ♯not ♯imparative to my ♯goals ♯soyes ♯fuckdem
ooc i had some mock trial today (intramural, our school's two comp teams going against eachother w last years nats case so we stay sharp in the off season) and i gave a closing statement for the first time (ive only very recently started playing an attorney instead of a witness. power going to my head.) and i DIDNT die i even made some good objections so trycksposting will be even more bullshit fake lawyer jokes 🥂👍
I have big hopes!
[◉"] :) https://64.media.tumblr.com/de708018ae460707b81edb04179ff2d0/22f6baaf4ae126a3-45/s540X810/aa67aad51a1b0db6e20ac30a2086405a757258eb.jpg
X Anyway Need me 100 ccs of rustussy or bronzussy stat #nsfw x
][ Playing Board Games While On Marijuana Sure Is An Experience. #substance ][
My hive is so [ozy rn #hivestem #lowblood
mmmmboing is tthe best ccharacter in ffiction #mmmboing https://i.postimg.cc/bn3vlg5b/boing2.webp
Sweet maryam mother of gog is this what grubs are like ohhh I could SQUEAL they're adorable!!!! Ooooohhhh theres so much I need to do I don't care if I stay here for a week theres so much work this is perfect!
Going to go outside in a normal and casual fashhhion whhhere I'm going to be thhhe most normal hhhhhh rustblood probably and act so natural everyone thhhinks I'm. HHHhhh... hhh... um... ...well, maybe just doesn't thhhink of me at all, I guess, is meant to be thhhe default for a lowblood like me. hhhhhh
< ){ i think today is a sparkly dress kind of day...! }( >
sEE this is what im tAlkIn AboUt man this is a lIttlE bit pAthetIc. just brEAk in lIkE EveryonE ElsE. im tryin to help.
✿ a la𖧧e wr𖥧ggl𖥧ng day g𖥧f𖧧 g𖥧ven 𖧧❦ me. 𖥧ve been 𖧧ry𖥧ng f❦r 𖧧he fr❦ndful ❦f w𖥧pes, g❦❦d make and qual𖥧𖧧y. 𖥧𖧧ll see m❦re m❦❦ns ❦f use bef❦re 𖥧m d❦ne, m𖥧gh𖧧 even ❦u𖧧las𖧧 me ✿
she let me hit her bIkE. #nsfw
Seadweller sushi restaurants near me H0w t0 fillet a seadweller Seadweller sashimi
POINT OF ORDER! you're in his dms, i'm representing him in court. we are not the same
READING ONTO THE RECORD! all my haters become evisceradjudicators in my courtblock of success
Goooooood morning chittr!!! I hope you're 4ll h4ving 4 lovely d4y tod4y!
That awful clown has been in my notifications again.
Here's some great tits. https://i.natgeofe.com/n/bfaedad5-5db4-4885-a330-08b93b3372d0/71833.jpg
look Xx at xXx her xXx stunning #beetleweek https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a6665a390badef141363974/1603459287437-54PGGRVZY9IQJTTW9SQ4/image-asset.jpeg
.) WQw, there's like, heaps Qf musicians Qn here! SQunds like I've gQt heaps Qf new bands tQ catch up Qn! ))
X Yeah, do you not have all four on your back too? x
It Appears The Little Plastic Egg Casings Have All Been Retrieved From Their Hiding Spots Within The Caverns While I Was Gone. I Am So Overjoyed That Everyone Had Fun This Weekend. #easterposting
My team and I are signing a bill at the moment to legalize "Gayer" marriage. It is similar to gay marriage, which is legal. The largest difference is it is more homosexual. Those currently partaking in gay marriage may file for gayer marriage.
↘️stop quadrantbaiting on my posts.↘️ ↗️DIMINISHING RETURNS. YOU CAN SLIP INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S WORKSQUARE AND TUG THEIR TIE, BUT I WILL NOT BE CAUGHT SLACKING.↗️
If y.o°u cann.o°t w.o°rk while under the effects .o°f yearning then y.o°ur multitasking skills are middling at best
I beg your finest pardon, Glurpster
I'm snitching that you're in there posting thirst traps or whatever btw.
protip: jacK off before you Ztart broadcaZting how inconZolably deZperate you are Zo you can finally underZtand what poZt nut clarity iZ and move on to a real hobby liKe twinwipe truZt me on thiZ #nZfw
All this posting has me missing the feeling of a Woman's thighs trembling against my ears. #nsfW #dashWatching
Forget the hornyposting, Miku liked my post. I'm Winning.
pleasepleaseplease pleasep lease please eplease please ppeasep please pleasep pleasep pleasep pleasepleapsepleaspplease
✿ pr❦per fang care 𖥧s param❦un𖧧. 𖥧 have seen 𖧧r❦lls l❦se 𖧧hem f❦❦l𖥧shly ❦pen𖥧ng sealed cyl𖥧nders 𖥧n l𖥧eu ❦f us𖥧ng cyl𖥧ndr𖥧cal ❦peners. keep 𖧧hem sharp and s𖧧urdy ✿
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
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oh sick getting likes- *hatsune miku?!*
@celestialAbsurdity @gastropodVehemence @waningCatastrophe p1.... https://i.gyazo.com/d6f756cb6e550718a1c5292f64bc7969.png
Big news! King sourdough of earth has said that he is the father of @kasaneTeto unborn child! True! Stay tuned! #bread
ṅ.. Surtur I swėar I didṅ’t say aṅythiṅg abȯut it, shė wȯuld’vė taggėd it likė.. #cȯṅfėssiȯṅ ȯr #aṅȯṅymȯus ȯr sȯmėthiṅg clėvėr!! I DIDṅT SAY AṅYTHIṅG!! #ṅsfw
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, #rankworks, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
maybe my gamblers luck is just t/)/) g/)/)d bc as s/)/)n as i left the c/)ndesce and grand highbl/)/)d sh/)wed up and then ppl started getting culled. #eridanweek
ohi my ggohgnfvd
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
@pitilessDispatch
POINT OF ORDER! he likes scuttlecycles
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! troll bagel
< ){ on one hand, how self-sustained the caverns are is pretty nice! we don't usually have to worry about much other than resource shortages, or, uh... well, if you make someone mad, it tends to create a ripple. on the other hand, it sure would be nice to get away from it all, even for a little bit... }( >
|-[__]--- Come in now for a half-off on any surgical needs, hehe.
Update. I do not care for the legion at all. #newvegas https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/00e2ff6c1741.png Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
\ 0h r1ght, 1ntr0s! / \ 1'm Cybele, l0cal 0l1vebl00d sk8r. 1 use any pr0n0uns. 1 heard a human call me butch 0ne t1me? 1 d0n't fuss w1th labels. 1'm just here t0 ch1ll. n0t much else t0 say ab0ut me./
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
✿ 𖧧heres n❦ real name f❦r 𖧧h𖥧s be𖥧ng, bu𖧧 𖧧he m❦𖧧es h❦ld dreams. wh❦s dreams? 𖥧ve ye𖧧 𖧧❦ kn❦w ✿
♰ look at what you've done breaking the website over some girls... pitiable :) ♰
REMEMBER TO $UPPORT $MALL YURI BU$INE$$E$ THI$ #YURIAPPRECIATIONDAY. DONT FALL VICTIM TO BIG YURI'$ BA$ELE$$ QUEERBAITING, COU$IN$LOP, AND GAYBURYING.
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not long enoчgh: doчble it
CRU$H I$ A $TRONG WORD ACTUALLY. "POTENTIAL CHUM$ WITH BENEFIT$" I$ BETTER. #VAGUECHITTING
-]@_ummm_feeling_less_beany_and_more_long_rn_hehe #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f51d60206881.png
i hate beinG soMe sort of a work slave
^^ Subscribing to a weekly format is silly, frankly. I celebrate myself every day. ^^
New profile pi€ture. Feeling: Professional. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1284_20260329231246.png
\) -•-Who’s gonna help me sneak in to #jeevikweek??-•- (/
l𖦹𖦹king f𖦹rward f𖦹r the quality jewelry but if 𖦹nly i c𖦹uld aff𖦹rd it
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
i'm s𖦹 fucking tired 𖦹f this bullshit
Please join us at the #RepitconCorpMegabowl for the #BlackoutFestival two wices from now. As a reminder, the climax of the night will be the dimming the lights across Stronghold 21 for several minutes, enough to observe the constellations over the city. There will be live music, games, and refreshments in the lead-up to the blackout.∞ For those of you not attending, please be mindful that all other forms of power will be fully functioning. You do not need to contact Corporate to report a power outage in your area. Try to plan around the #BlackoutFestival if possible. Thank you.∞
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just had a wonderful bowl of rice. ]
being able to see how many people are online now is like looking through the curtain to see how big the crowd is
nuh uh soMetiMes it's yuri and M8ybe even yaouri (nonbin8ry yaoi/yuri) if iM feeling spicy
I feel the need to remind everyone that the entertainment and education provided to adolescent trolls at the reduplication caverns is carefully tailored to their best needs and reviewed by a board of experts. While we appreciate the enthusiasm, we do not need suggestions for "better movies" to show to the children, particularly not if those so-called "better" films include all thirty seven Sharknado movies.∞ Submitted separately.∞ In triplicate.∞ Honestly, I'm a little impressed.∞
try a powerpoint. thatll show em who the reall business visionaryn is. a bisuionary
This is an open reminder to all would-be daredevils and so-called "streamers": Corporate-sponsored events are tightly scheduled and well regulated events. We do not need unplanned "live entertainment" to "spice things up". I assure you that our booked entertainers, such as our friends at Imagine Dragons, will more than suffice.∞
I DO NOT WANT THAT $TUPID CLOWN DEAD, NO, I WANT HIM TO LIVE THROUGH AND ENDURE THE $UFFERING OF LIFE UNTIL THE VERY END.
license revoked :(
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thats nuts man.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
o- As I have been asked before, I feel compelled to confirm- Yes, I can run the video game known as DOOM ! -o
Phi made c⓪ffee f⓪r me n⓪t t⓪ sweet and just the perfect am⓪unt ⓪f milk, she kn⓪ws h⓪w t⓪ treat a direct⓪r, lead r⓪le neg⓪tiated! C⓪ngratulati⓪ns
y0u kn0w a chitt is a little t00 real when it gets m0re pities than anything else.
↗️#SELFIESUNDAY↗️ ↘️i took this under my desk.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT A TRUE MAN ON THE JOB LOOKS LIKE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c75f6cb31d6.png
♰ …i will be indulging in a few glasses of wine… forgive me for what may come of it #substance ♰
might get culled 2 night but its /)kay im winning big rn, as we all kn/)w 99.9 percent /)f gamblers quit bef/)re they win big
V^ An0ther hivemate I drew. =:) @aer0s0ulTempered https=://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/cfb622722ff0.png ^V
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
> 0pen ch1ttr > p1ssgate > cl0se ch1ttr
last night i dreamt i made an unironic callout post on here...ooh better watch out or i'll expose you on my chittr dot com
Business As Usual. A Violetblood Tried Getting Handsy Vith One Of The Dancers In The Black Diamond. Imperial Royalty Or Not, He Has Been Strung Up To The Hot Irons For His Disrespect Of The Rules. #violence
-]@_when_the_and_the_mwahh https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8576853549e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/80a2c26c5855.png
Available now on PlayStation® 5, Steam, and Tim Sweeney's Fortnite Launcher. https://i.ibb.co/353GS99v/HEfs-Ygza-MAAbiog-format-jpg-name-large.jpg
K!// your ne!ghbor.
PRINT("im zzo overzztimulated i don't know if i zzhould end myzzelf or bzzombzz zzomeonezz hive")
♯poison
rec: get better taste
I dunnx hxw mxst xf yxu just sit dxwn and let the highblxxds walk all xver yxu. Kinda embarrassing tx be hxnest. Anyways- Jxin my crew and be awesxme and se+y space pirates with me
Unless theyre nxt bxxtlicking imperials, i say cull em all
DOE$ ANYONE ACTUALLY LIKE HIGHBLOOD$?
\) -•-Highbloods who use dark text on my dark mode. Your days are numbered.-•- (/
Yeah I’m Trying To Be Understanding About It On Chittr So As Not To Be Cancelled But Yikes. I Feel Bad For Humans
There are liars out there. Be wary. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50e8983fa65b.jpg
if you pay attention to my troll tag at the very least *moody* is what you should expect
>be me >two cycles ago >broke into some tealshits hive to steal stuff >rummaging through his shit when i hear him get back downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >calls out if anyone else is there >obviously heard me >panic >need to gtfo >all the windows are locked >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ why is the lamp head liking my nsfw chits
big long night of sing and egg watch. am ready to become round puff :>
perhaps running a larger scale opera+ion. would be beneficial. wi+h +his experimen+ af+er all.
♰ chittr has become an excellent source for new pets.. i could always feed a few more... #nsfw ♰
♰ pitiable isn't it? :) ♰
i dont need "fixing" ♠ll of you ♠re so fuckin p♠thetic for fuck's s♠ke
we should nuke corporations. probably with a syndicate of criminals.
...Where am I? How the hell did I get here?
wa7ching my lusus 7rying 70 repair my ripped pan7yh0se and h0nes7ly i7s s0 cu7e 7ha7 af7er all 7hese sweeps she s7ill 7ries 70 7ake care 0f me... l0ve 7his 0ld girl.... #nsfw 7ag jus7 in case cx
wow #teatime
i haven't posted in a while, so sorry to my fans and folks at hive who want to learn about the supernatural and o{{ult. i got into some buggy trouble on the problem solver 5000 mobile hive. and no this is not fu{king tied to that 7/11 gas station explosion by south of troll englewood. just putting that out there. https://i.imgur.{om/g{tumyu.png
probably amporas </3
POINT OF ORDER! permission to strike, your highblood? no not the offending testimony from the record i want to physically attack opposing counsel rq pleeeease
READING @NANNAEGBERT SHIT AND I'M CHOOSING TO BELIEVE SHE 100% KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING BUT SHE FINDS IT AS FUNNY AS EVERYONE
Okay. I might be transgender. Ego sum ira Domini.
♰ becoming the subject of my own work... is it too self-centered..? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05437e4c757e.png #nsfw ♰
A better. couch to chill on could. fix me i think this things like. totally fucked up
i think s/)me /)f y/)u w/)uld greatly benefit by g/)ing /)utside and perhaps getting a j/)b
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
using my ul7ra rare psychic p0wers 70 make y0u wan7 70 hang wi7h me and yap ab0u7 0ur fav c0llec70rs i7ems 0000000!!!! i7s w0rking!!!! 00000!!!! cx
Going to head off and take care of the grubbies! Haha, good light!
thekj ho ighlj,...///....//.,
((ooc: credit to @pitilessdispatch for the beautiful art of surtur and roe i could chomp on this)) back from who knows where doing . . . well i guess you can see not the jade id prefer to have hitting the back of my throat but whatever @pitilessdispatch can't believe i let you talk me into posting this dumb shit >.> @archiveaddict is this enough mlm for you??? https://i.imgur.com/ui6litj.png #nsfw #nsfwe #cantbelievethisshit
This isṅ't ėṅtirėly... This dȯėsṅ't fėėl iṅcȯrrėct :/c....
If Anyone Is Interested, The Black Diamond Casino Is Offering Half-price Drinks For Any Trolls Vho Deposits 20,000 Caegars For A Night Of Gambling.
hatched to ragebait, , , forced to work retail, , ,
Going to the beeach. Pray I don't get culled.
(• - •) I got a job. ⚘
all of my full chitfics have been demure in their suggestiveness but this helmsman piece im working on is just straight lewd gomen my friends (tags: Helmsman/Anonymous, overstim, restraints, psionics, please just touch it, my hands are so sweaty, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
⚇ im leaving until we stop talking about piss or whatever ⚇
Troll 2ubway fuck2 2o hard
~pravvns for breakfast! lots of love to my hardovvorking rustie chef <3 https://files.catbox.moe/nkdnqo.png
Good day yall! Ma' fryends urged to me to open o' these lyl' thyngs and here Y am }:)
pissed_off_and_got_chased_down_by_a_few_mirthies_while_out_and_about_earlier always_hilarious_when_they_realize_my_skull_is_literally_too_thick_to_be_affected_by_that_magic_purple_bullshit_lmao
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i do not squeak unless squoken to
sighs. it's time to draw toxic yaoi. as i always do. #nsfw ? ))
nngh
rankmaid is posting good lately.
first ooc post! let me present you with the Freak )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/549486cb824e.png
↗️GET OFF MY BACK. LIKE A GREAT, FLAMABLE BEAKBEAST, I WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF MY ULTIMATE SHAME AND CONTINUE INVESTING AND DIVESTING AND DIVERSIFYING.↗️
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, #rankworks, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
Haha! Grubs are so adorable sometimes!
Hellooo Chittr~ Need A New style for yourself or a Rather Grubby Friend? Look No Further~ I Have Everything you need from the hottest fits to The Trendiest Hairstyles. Dm Me For Details ~☆
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Lik£, h£y Cl£mti! Ar£ you lik£, back y£t? Haha. Im lik£, twirling my hair and lik£ all dr£ss£d up. Lik£ unr£lat£d to th£ post. HAHA.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE HATED? ROOKIE NUMBERS GET TO WORK
Anoother gem i thrifted. Goot in a fight wearing it and never washed it after because blooood stains hoonestly just add vibe too it 8D https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/28/shirt2.png
Be@ůtifůl. I l0ve spe@king t0 the m@sses. Cůll cl0wns @nd p@int m0ckeries 0f their h0ly symb0ls 0n their růined chůrches @nd tents. Y0ů @re p0werfůl. Ůse y0ůr psi0nics, ůse the můscle y0ů’ve bůilt ůp w0rking ůnder them @nd crůsh their fůcking skůlls in. T0night, the f0ll0wers, T0m0rr0w? We kill the gr@nd highbl00d himself. G00dnight @lterni@.~
I think I should be allowed all the haunted relics and artifacts. Thank you. Sends messages to add to the archives (if needed funds are available) Ego sum ira Domini.
C@steless s0ciety c0mes 0nly when the cl0wn chůrch is dest@bilized @s the m@j0r p0wer 0n @lterni@ @nd is repl@ced with s0mething m0re 0rg@nized~
♯clowns are ♯mid
((real shit how are yall doing today? what's the vibe today.. what's something good that happened? also, apologising for my oc, i promise i'm nothing like him 😭 he's just one flawed guy))
8-> THEY'RE SUBTLE VARIATIONS ON A CONSISTENT STYLE! #MYBRAND!
❥ aren't you so pent up? you've been scrolling for so long, perhaps it's time for a break* set your palmhusk down* find pleasure in yourself* map every part of your body and worship yourself the way you deserve* squeeze your bulge in ways nobody else can* do it for me* #nsfw
yes and n0? i7s hard 70 say! ive heard rum0rs 7hey are real, and id like 70 believe s0 wi7h0u7 every0ne 7hinking im a wriggler xc
Real Picture of Me politely waiting for my Musicals. https://64.media.tumblr.com/301dceeea11c392318eee275c53b7226/fe68edb8fe400e1a-c5/s1280x1920/7a94bc2b560f8a84c287f8df501a9d7d77f6d72f.png
T♡e grin◇♤et. Get your money up not your funny up.
↘️stop posting quad applications.↘️ ↗️START POSTING JOB APPLICATIONS.↗️
-]@_thank_you_gift_for_the_photography_...!_i_found_my_doodle_stuff_btw_hehe @disturbedaperture_ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/064fd270dd01.png
[m1dbl00d sustenance.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/h0dt0g.png]
no absolutely not but you *can* give me my wallet
↗️OKAY. SINKING WHAT LITTLE I HAVE LEFT INTO #RUMBLECOIN.↗️ ↘️my superiors are admonishing me and withholding my daily cup of hydration for having such a superior and disastrous mess up.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE FAITH I CAN MAKE BACK MY LOSSES BEFORE THE NEXT PROFIT REPORT HAS TO BE IN.↗️
my ♯cult is ♯betterthanyours we get ♯casualfridays & ♯flavordisc ♯parties
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↘️oh my god. barkbeastcoin was a rugpull.↘️ ↗️I LOST EVERYTHING.↗️
↘️a bit buzzed off of a few fermented grain battered fried tubers.↘️ #substances
.... yȯu just gȯiṅg tȯ ȯpėṅly admit that tȯȯ?
enj𖦹ying the tranquility 𖦹f my cavern𖦹us hive ...
↗️SOME PEOPLE LITERALLY AREN'T FIT TO LEAVE THE HIVE.↗️ ↘️incompetent employees should be handled with some kind of cane or rod.↘️ ↗️NOT ME THOUGH. I'D TAKE THEIR SHIFT.↗️
purplebl𖦹𖦹ds and their cl𖦹wnish wannabees dni
sexy jade bitches in my hive t𖦹night --->>> ( #nsfw #ig ??? )
Hey when you guys say something is for "the girls and the gays" can you include me in that as well? The girls, the gays, and Venats if it's not too much trouble. Thanks you. Ego sum ira Domini.
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♰ i will not be feeding some of your very obvious lower caste fetishes i will be basking in your groveling and desperation instead :) #nsfw ♰
♰ i see you :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85c90228015.jpeg ♰
◀◀ MAN I MISS JUST S||ARK POSTING SOMETIMES ▷▷ NOW PLAYING ▶︎ WATCHING MY DAD FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS NOW PLAYING NEXT ▶︎ ITS PRETTY NICE
>([sometimes even c#uds need to cry even stupid useless c#uds deserve to fly]
↘️i endeavor to have SUMS impossible to disperse among the common people, when i am inevitably sent far below the ground of some stocksless planet to crunch numbers and figure statistical calculations for the elimination of alien lifeforms.↘️
⟡ A reminder to all you fashion-savvy trolls out there that we offer custom fabrics, lace, and appliqués made in-hive by our fantastic team! ✨ ⟡
finally
When yoou're making oout and he bites his oown toongue trying too bite yoours <3< <3< <3< #blackroom #justbooyishthings
i'm back .... fr𖦹m my jade duties ....
dang, (an an7one lend me 550,000 (aegars
the "masculine urge" to get drunk tonight. #substances
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i once won a case over a seafood restaurant's advertising causing emotional damages to a seadweller client. most annoying person i've worked for but also the funniest overall case by far
[UNCLASSIFIED] Their false advertisements lead to a poor financial decision that would not have been made had the information on "infinite pasta" been transparent and honest.
ooc listen everybody is great and i do cherish ALL of my mutuals individually but as a collectively the teal side of chittr is the objective funniest
#vaguepo$ting http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/be931440682c.png
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
My Matesprit Waited Three Fucking Days To Tell Me I Misspelled ‘qUintessential’ In My Trolltag Are You Kidding Me
a ♯lobotomy wouldnt even ♯affect me
if these h𖦹rnless bitches begin t𖦹 p𖦹p up in my l𖦹cal cavern i'm 𖦹ut
EAT LEAD, BITCH! DIE! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣦⣤⣴⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⣿⣦⣀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣏⣹⠀ ⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠭⠭⠽⠽⠿⠿⠭⠭⠭⠽⠿⠿⠛ ⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⡟⠏⠉⠉⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠋⠑⠒⠒⠚⠙⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits
♰ excellent first choice ♰
#nowreading https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db2ab3c00cd9.png Ego sum ira Domini.
u guyz HAVE 2 hop on dis... itz so freakin good https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HEW8QmRaQAAZhHU?format=jpg&name=medium
#DramaAlert ! A catfight has broken out at the Women's Music Awards ceremony. Troller Swift has reportedly slaughtered every other nominee. We love to see a girlboss winning! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdj87rX0/DCE2FA9C-A533-432B-A8CE-4A738ECEB524.jpg
s𖦹me𖦹ne get th𖦹se vi𖦹letbl𖦹𖦹ds 𖦹ff my feed
OK∆Y GUYS! P∆R7Y'S 7ONIGH7, BE 7HERE OR BE SQU∆RE (CUZ YOU ∆IN'7 'ROUND!)
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/c6d3f1958a13.png $nacking, and thinking about what to do today.
screw knowing what you’re putting in your body, snort the random bag of powder that fell out someone’s pocket in that back alley #substance
Music is the language of the revolution. It is a history we would do well to remember. Remember: Your fate is yours to control.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I lied there were two barkbeasts. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/barkbeast2.png ]
someone needs to vvet the humies they let access this platform my dms are flooded wwith requests from trogs like chad bluetooth or chet hagswworth i cant sleep no more
Guess what everyone! I've got a new song for you to check out! https://vimeo.com/1094756949
Good afternoon, Chittr. I had a ztrange dream https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/A.png
stΩp sεndιng nυdεs ιn my DMs fΩr thε mΩthεrgrυb's sαkε. thεrε's wιgglεrs whεrε ι lιvε.
dropping my diss track on the batterwitch in t-minus 13
♰ i dont know why you expected anything more than shenanigans ♰
Whaᛏ Does ᛏhis Even Mean?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ That’s a dobby one. ]
~ y44o11 or yur11ᅠᅠXoXo
Guitar is stll of Key!!!
<3-I-hadn't-considered-that.-Best-of-luck-in-your-job-then.
|< at th€ courtblock but at what cost
hi, every one. heard about the site through the grapevine and thought to join, too. hope you're having a lovely day today. 🌼
"= you have got to do better.... ="
⟅ a chick with big rumblespheres will fill your hands. A CHICK WITH BIG EVERYTHING WILL FILL YOUR HEART. ⟆
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:+> [UPDATE: After my many MANY attempts to get him to leave I decided to just accept my fate. Whatever, I have a chance to annoy him back. Not my fault he decided to swing by when I'm already not in a great mood.] https://i.postimg.cc/BvZk0zXK/photo.png
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@ze♠lousT♠nt♠liz♠tion @ze♠lousT♠nt♠liz♠tion @ze♠lousT♠nt♠liz♠tion @ze♠lousT♠nt♠liz♠tion @ze♠lousT♠nt♠liz♠tion @ze♠lousT♠nt♠liz♠tion @ze♠lousT♠nt♠liz♠tion @ze♠lousT♠nt♠liz♠tion @ze♠lousT♠nt♠liz♠tion UNBLOCK ME RIGHT THIS FUCKIN INST♠NT YOU P♠THETIC PIECE OF SHIT!
We sh9uld all kn9w less a69ut each 9ther. #WeSh9uldAllKn9wLessA69utEach9ther
cønsøle.løg("that's gønna be a løt øf unmanned accøunts");
It's impossible to get a good energy sludge around this place. #RiseandGrind #SuccessMindset #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
READING ONTO THE RECORD! all my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success #business #law
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt BITCHES CALL ME WOKE BECAUSE MY STROKE GAME GIVES THEM INSOMNIA!! #nsfw
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
>fuchsias are always chitting like >"who the hell is the heiress i would like to have a word with her"
its not even a ♯peanut.
1M SO T1R3D 1 COUL
Using "kys" at the end of a reje€tion email for an entry-level position I am requiring FAR too mu€h experien€e for>>>>> #BossShit #BusinessTips
Remember, joining the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse is completely free! Sure, you'll have to dedicate a good chunk of your time... but that's worth it, isn't it!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechit (•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOTHING BETTER THAN A GLASS OF #faygo... 🥤 EXCEPT MAYBE #fatbitches 😄 #yep #i'machaser https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/839917af4b0a.png
Thank you so much for playing my game.
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! blows it out of the water are you kidding. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425645832819966032/1433924756150816818/1.png?ex=69c4f6be&is=69c3a53e&hm=6258fd67c5f1d40457867db3460a99e6ba93d0f0e2a8225130437dfcf0f668d4& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425645832819966032/1433924756532625499/2.png?ex=69c4f6be&is=69c3a53e&hm=44f45b9043c2e560f55823184eb152d335f7224ee8b1c5b0b0d44c81f84d2fb0&
what3<3r, i don't ha<3 to list3n to you as if you'd fucking und3rstand or som3thing idk why im gi<ing you th3 tim3 of night 3ugh stay out of my fucking lif3
Wė will ṅȯt bė discussiṅg furthėr.. >:(c