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◌ If I may return to quoteposting, to dispel that strange idea. ⧂
>bonebulge bigger than some peoples forearms and yet I still don’t get any girls </3 #nsfw
its not worth it...
It's been gre★t, but I h★ve to be locked ★w★y for isol★tion for the next ten sweeps. Ye★h it sucks but it's the only w★y to le★rn the he★venly demon style.
Fuck. i g◯† in†◯ †he g◯◯d §†uff ȺgȺin… #substance
no one right now. i’m on the pa7roll for when things happen
Extremely beautiful t✿ p✿st s✿mething in the w✿rk Slash that the c✿-w✿rkers will N✿t enj✿y and then turning y✿ur ph✿ne ✿ff! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
If you would, please heed my advice...The True Empress has returned yet I am not compelled to lick her heel... Feferi must be true...My Liege
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𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Next time I post a gym picture I'm gonna censor him with a sticker. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
#lyrics #lyricposting #violence if you want a lover i'll do anything you ask me to and if you want another kind of love i'll wear a mask for you if you want a partner take my hand or if you want to strike me down in anger here i stand i'm your man -i’m your man by troll leonard cohen
They lived! I'm a8omina8le sure. 8ut I don't just randomly cut down trolls.
HA! It'$$$ ju$$$t little ¢oke who the hell ¢are$$$
SOME pe0ple i know are trying tw0 convince me tw0 crossdress. n0w im not 0pposed tw0 that at all, but i dont really sea where theyre c0ming from. i get "0h haha put him in the programmer socks", but the PR0BLEM is that im a fucking twig. there is simply nothing THERE for the thigh-highs tw0 accentuate.
You are an Entity in a threatening sense.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Two g!rls k!Ssssss!ng and hold!ng handss. Send ch!tt #nssfw꠹
(| nIIght tO everyOne On chIItter!! (especIIally the wOmen and nOn-bIInary ;;3) |)
7ou see so man7 horn7 posts here. what per(entage of them are a(tual invitations, do 7ou think? the7 sa7 "he7, i wanna get fu(ked", and 7ou pop into their dms like "he7 i wanna fu(k 7ou" and the7 go "hell 7eah"? as opposed to the equall7 valid reasons of angling for one person, or looking for attention, or wanting to turn the sitewide (onvo a spe(ifi( wa7, or just expressing that the7're reall7 feeling themselves now. #nsfw
it's three v one in monopol7 and s7link is still ki(king ass
anypuppy else addicted to the feeling of scorching hot water pummelling down onto your posture pole while you close your eyes and imagine what it might feel like to 8e a little lost wriggler caught in the acid rain, the world yours and yours alone. no tether to hold you down, and yet no 8onds to guide your path
And where would I be without this accursed fanfiction? ....Belmont, if you would be so kind as to do away with me once I am through with this piece of literature.
alexa how bad did i fumble that hot babe
https://images.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1868447456546562258/E1EA5CBA05F3F8C582182D6752CE991DF143C8CC/?imw=512&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false GET OUUUUUUT GET OUUUUUUUUUT
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Hmm. Yes. ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* @chironsChariot has received a new badge! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
>>| this night sucks .ass. .everyone .are so boring.
Ah....Ahhhh.... EHM..!!!! It is....everywhere...!!!! in my posts.... (O . O ❀)
>>>(Fell) for a psyop... >>>(Brutal) in (Its) efficiency... >>>(Sweet) worthless (Nothings)!..
For all you know, I've won already! So just keep assuming that I've won, it will really make the underdog victory much more appealing. ::::)
o| RoOmMaTe aPoLoGiZeD FoR TaKiNg tOo mUcH BlOoD LaSt nIgHt, ApPaReNtLy hE WaS On tHe qUoTe "CuSp oF GeNiUs" WiTh wHaTeVeR ThE FuCk lAmE AsS ShIt hE DoEs aNd fOrGoT I NeEdEd tHiS PiSs lIqUiD To lIvE, fUcKeR #GoRe |O
>>| can we please .end this conversation? .i just don't want to please. .i'm sorry .and .i know .it's greatest thing .any jade can do, but .i'm sorry .i can't.
I am writing a mournful soliloquy 8efore I kill friend of the channel and former rival, @caligulasAquarium. It wasn't until I attempted to tag you did I realize there were so fucking many versions of you, 8ut here it goes. I used to think there was no greater cosmic em8arrassment than 8eing Eridan Ampora. 8ut. I was proven wrong. He went and achieved apotheosis. Which, really, the universe should only ever allow out of spite. Like, really consider this. Paradox Space is a perfectly 8alanced endless set of gears, 8allasts, and mechanisms 8eyond comprehension. It manufactures f8 itself like a loom drawing upon silk. Now, imagine, that grinding to a halt 8ecause some wanna8e fearmonger with a superiority complex decided that he wasn't 8eing treated fairly 8ecause of his lack of ridiculous uniform. So, he contacts the engineer of the machine. @handMaid. Some no8ody rust8itch in servitude to the lamest 'gang' in all of existence. Eridan was a8le to kiss enough of destiny's ass, pro8a8ly literally 8etween the three of these scatpans, and with the emotional complexity of a damp firework, managed to 8ecome a literal god. The Prince... of Hope. There is poetry to 8e written a8out that. None of it would 8e good, 8ut the kind scri88led in the violet ink on the 8ack of a napkin after 8eing thrown out of every seadweller society there is. Worst part is it suits him so well. He would 8ecome something mythic. Of course, we can expect the next several sweeps for him to let the idea of it deflate in his ego, and then adapt the melodramatics of a 7 sweep old again. What with his romantic resilience of a wet paper towel, he of course had to crawl into divinity waste chute first. He is, after all, melodrama itself! Insecure, catastrophically so! And now, I'm going along and learning he considers himself a 8astion of restraint? Do you know how terrifying it should 8e for you trolls when someone who was genuinely close to genocide a few times, every other convers8ion really, starts speaking softer. Staring out at the horizons fishing, and content? Contemplating not how many land dwellers he can harvest, 8ut what's next on the agenda? Like, for real! This isn't character growth! I refuse that idea. I re8uke it! 8ecause this is just the calm 8efore the storm. I h8 to say it, 8ut I pro8a8ly know him the 8est in this instance. If you see a violet8lood in flowing godtier pajamas, muttering a8out providence and destiny while smoking a faux cigarette and galivanting a8out like a depressed lighthouse keeper, you should pro8a8ly stay away. He's not a threat now, 8ut any one of you can trigger him into a wwretched wwonderful rage like no wwavves havve evver 8efore crashed against the coast. So to speak, anyway. Also, no, I'm not pitch88ing. I'm 8eing dramatic for the sake of FLARPing and trying to kill him. The 8etter the narrative, the juicier the kill!
✿h my...s✿ many n✿tificati✿ns s✿ suddenly. It's a t✿uch ✿verwhelming, d✿n't y✿u think? I have n✿ idea h✿w f✿lks keep up with all ✿f this...But I'm g✿ing t✿ try my best! If n✿thing else it'll help me keep tabs ✿n HIM...I can't fath✿m h✿w he spends s✿ much time ✿n here but still makes qu✿ta AND makes time t✿ harangue me with his awful smells. Truly rude behavi✿r! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
that kind of sOUnds lIkE a prOblEm
Oh no thank you, I prefer to experiment on my own. It's silly to sorta re-invent the wheel but it's how I've preferred to learn things. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Chittr I'm at VestCrystals jewelry store now Come n mug me or something
X SUP CHITTHEADS? x
>>| some crazy .ass lowblood thats for sure, but he .ain't getting badge due to his name. .at least he'll look like .a dumb .on .a public.
SOME TROLLS HAVE GENIUSES. SOME HAVE VAGENIUSES. #NSFW
as i start lining up lovel7 ladies for when i get out of this damn hole i’m starting to wonder how man7 hookups a(tuall7 happen due to this app. (ertainl7 seems like a lot of horn7 people flirting #nsfw
♡h h♡w l♡nes♡me it must 𝔟e t♡ live s♡mewhere c♡mpletely unkn♡wn 𝔟y y♡u, t♡ push thr♡ugh the 𝔟rush 𝔞nd 𝔟r𝔞m𝔟le ♡f 𝔞 pl𝔞ce y♡u must n♡w c𝔞ll wh𝔞t the hum𝔞ns h𝔞ve s𝔞id 'h♡me'... 𝔟ut in turn y♡u 𝔞re just 𝔞s new t♡ it 𝔞s it t♡ y♡u... p♡etic in 𝔞 w𝔞y th𝔞t ♡nly s♡me will pr♡𝔟𝔞𝔟ly underst𝔞nd... ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ـ-
⎚-⎚✎﹏﹏I'm going ƚo be honesƚ wiƚh youu; iƚ sƚawƚe𝖉 as a fluush cwuush buuƚ I am uunsuuwe if ƚhaƚ is ƚhe quua𝖉wanƚ iƚ will en𝖉 uup as.﹏﹏🕮🗐
g☀☀d night, friends! i sincerely h☀pe all are well rested and prepared t☀ tackle the trials ☀f the day. :W
Apparently there's quite th'drama there at #eridan\/\/\/\/eek. I'm currently at an arboretum \/\/\/\/it' and near an' dear fan. It's akin t' a gallery for flora.
was told i need a social pResence foR my dj shit to get populaR even tho i dont need it so i guess heRe dunno what imma do with this yet tho
Sa≈ a historical figure get flung across the party space. ≈ild #eridan≈eek
Well so much for the tealblood job tonight. The place is already on lockdown...poor girl was found culled while she was drafting documents, stapled right to her desk...well guess my evening is open again~ #gore #death #horror
V^ If y0u kn0w, y0u kn0w. ^V
anyone else remember that time maruo and lugi met elvira? *mario *luigi
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/d4c143b78520.png Maybee video gamez could bee fun. I got thiz for cheap on GrubBook Marketplace. (( #zuggeztive #thighz #nzfw juzt in caze zo I don't get in trouble, it'z juzt her thighz.))
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IF I EVER GOT AN ENTIRE DEDICATED WEEK TO MYSELF I WOULD PROBABLY BE STUCK SCREAMING AT MYSELF ON WHY WOULD PEOPLE EVEN WANT A WEEK ABOUT ME.
TROLL FUJIIMOTO WHEN II FUCKIING FIIND YOU
Gentle reminder that social media posts, while not grounds for an arrest, may bring a regulator by to ask some frankly uncomfortable questions. Post as you like, but be mindful of what you're implying. Please.∞
slipping the cute firehouse subs cashier a crisp hundred to convince them to bake some weed into my brownie #substance
that's why it's the top post periodt ;-;
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߷ - aNYWAY 𖦹~𖦹 - wHO WANT'S TO PLAY tROLLCRAFT jAVA eDITION?
awoooo followed by a wretched garbage disposal cough as the chainnsmmokinng catches up to mme briefly
#nowlistening #lyrics i want my boyfriends to kiss, swap spit lock lips, if you love me, prove it double-dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my boyfriends just kiss? to this music, id fucking lose it go on, do it, what the fuck? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBC966g3YCE #nsfw
If you must know, my opinion is inherently correct always. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/my-image.png
She pr⓪bably just bl⓪cked y⓪u, m⓪r⓪n
H3Y CHITTR Y4 GIRL IS B4CK, HOWS 3V3RYON3 B33N?
walking myself in+o conversa+ions where i+ becomes impossible +o s+ay poli+e. communica+ion is a bligh+.
Who The Fuck Is Doc Scratch And Why Do I Have An Instinctive Dislike Towards TheM?
they do ♠nd i would be tempted to t♠ke ♠dV♠nt♠ge of it but seriously wh♠ts the FUN in th♠t if its TH♠T E♠SY
𝄞 l♡l. lma♡ even 𝆕 𝄞 imagine being that desperate f♡r f♡ll♡wers...it's ♡k t♡ be insecure babe i pr♡mise but u g♡tta respect urself a little bit bc n♡b♡dy else will if u d♡n't 𝆕
i trust dr gregory house evenn with the mmalpractice. he got results
I am gonna CRU2H my PR h3r3 in a minut3 dud3 tho23 w3ight2 dont 2tand a CHANC3
Lifes been so. good to me Has it been. good to you Has it been. everything That you expected it to. be? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teVRZp7K7xU #lyricposting #nowlistening
Not a lot can compare to cooking your own dinner from scratch while listing to latin jazz music
:33 < Ok come here :3 I'm going to pee on you ;3
:33 < guys, is it gay to think about men in catgirl attire? beclaws if it is i dont care i like the idea
K!// your ne!ghbor.
...it is important, but not mysterious. i simp𝓁y dont want to think about it whi𝓁e on my night off.
too maNy ugГy aГieNs oN my feed. sucKs that they caNt Be cuГГed
*Howdyf Ffriendsf!* I amf Zigzun, but if we happen to be close you can call me Ziggy. (Iff you hear my voice and it sounds funny just know I just got bracefs to straightenf out my teethff just like my ffavorite western star, Steve McQueen, an *human actor* from nearly 27 sweeps agof just fyi) But I digress. My f key is often stuck so I do tend to use fs after my s's. I do apologize. My ffavoritef fiflmsf are the Human ffilm Magnififcfent Sevenff (Circa 1960)f and Trollianf recreation The Collaborativef Talesf of Severafl Gentlemenf and theirf cohortsf banding togetherf to save a Trollianf Village from Utter Destructionf... And Wins in The Endf. (Shortened for Transcription,) I likfe cowboyf culturef a lot, and I would lovfe ffor youf to stopf by and say howdyf and give me a ffollow. I will stop by and leave gentle-trolly reminders to help whereverf I can. Remember, you're the cowboyf or cowlady in your own wesftern, and you apprecfiated! *Tips my hat to y'all* *A shortening of you and all from Earth lingo [HYPERCLUTCH! AU] This is the name for the specific AU that Ziggy is from. You may notice other characters around the site using [HC!AU] and [Hyperclutch! AU] in their name/bio, that means that they are part of the same universe and are canonically connected. Not all of these accounts are played by me, several of them are played by my IRL moirail.
@impertinentFrenzy said i should sho>> u guys just ho>> >>ild last nite >>as,,, ;) hooked up >>ith @mercurialGorepriest and shit got tuuuurnt #nsf>> https://file.garden/Y2KtYpOdi23QPOi5/Untitled181_20260327160218.png
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/dbb3bd5468b4.png Tried the hair down. I don't hate it.
#nowpl/\ying - Helmet in the Bush by Korn https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/25kc8tMREdG\/XhChIiCZTR?si=du5xRT8kSO/\1tdyKWf6Kxw///
ooc both the pfp and fhe banner were commissioned pieces by my friend @whethernet on tumblr and instagram
↘️actually everything is fine. it's a good thing that ties are easy to unknot from noose shapes, and that i haven't plunged myself into unforgivable DEBT by playing boonlette with the FINANCES loaned to me by people who are infinitely more physically capable than i am, which is all of my superiors of whom there are many.↘️
CoMe out to Katamuri Square for a free Troll Naloxone training, including supplies while tHey last! https://images2.imgbox.com/19/53/fB4Fx4pE_o.png
♰ ...i wouldn't count mine as holes at first but i suppose you are not.. logistically incorrect. ♰
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aesthetic positng for the freaks lmfao #nsfw #quotes #lyrics https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/f9/7c/79f97c359df1bc966599477643f6fe64.jpg
BГocKed. BГocKed. aГГ of you
fυckιng kιllιng mysεlf, Ωh my gΩggggggggggggg.
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I suspect as such. But I can't bring it up.
what the fuck.