♦ pitied by @poisedClothier
(he Won't)
I Have A New Personal Trainer. Joy. #lie #displeased #nsfw? #nsfc Just In Case. https://i.imgur.com/wxnvxls.png
The Most Unforgivable Act He Performed Was Pushing Me Out Of My Hive. I Can't Even Go To The Local Gym To Watch Shirtless Men At Present. #pensive #suggestive #thisisbullshit
Sorry Boss. He's Back.
This Is How My Talents Ought To Be Used. Not Making Vertically Striped Pants. If They Were Any Lower On The Hemospectrum They Would Be Culled For Their Clothing Choices.
It's Come To My Attention That My Fashion Prowess Is Largely Overshadowed By My...risque Posting. Here Are Some Examples Of My Very Happy Customers. #nsfw ((all Art/characters Made By Me, Not All Characters Currently Owned By Me!)) https://i.imgur.com/kir75io.png https://i.imgur.com/vemrle1.png https://i.imgur.com/qimzskm.png
I'm Going To Have A Bottle Of Wine To Forget About The Days Transgressions. If It Is Striped In Any Way I Am Going To " Lose It ". #substances
Leaving Work Early Because Someone Came In To Ask For Horizontally Striped Pants.
Truly, The Royalbloods Will Pay For Anything. At The Risk Of Being Culled The Outfits I've Seen Come Out Of The Shop Recently Are Questionable At Best.
i did n0t unti1 recent1y rea1ize i need t0 zay thiz. but i d0 n0t current1y have the partz t0 add w0rking genita1z t0 my r0b0tz. p1eaze zt0p azking. #nzfw #z0rta
I Would Pretend To Be Hemoist For Amusement, But I Do Not Want To Summon That One Mutantblood Accidentally.
They're Just Flirting With The Idea Of Fighting For Now, But I Will Remain Hopeful. #fightnight #notquiteviolence
This Seems Like A Good Time To Drink. It Makes Me Look Less Unstable If Other Trolls Are Doing It First. #substances
I Don't Know What Material This Bikini Was Made Out Of But It's Almost Entirely Eroded. I Think It Was Actually An Organic Pair That One Is Supposed To Consume For Erotic Reasons. At Least I Was In My Own Pool When I Made This Realization. #nsfw
He Is Keeping His Hivemate Off Of The Site Because He Knows I'll Strike Like A Well Coiled Cobra. This Is, Unfortunately, A Wise Decision.
I Have Pictures From The Pool Party, But The Kini Is So Micro I Might As Well Be Wearing Nothing As Per Usual. #nsfw #pensive
The Lube Squelching Is Louder Than The Music. #botb
Either They're Watering The Drinks Down Or I'm An Alcoholic. I Refuse To Look Inward So It Must Be The Former. #substances
The People Hate My Whimsy And Raw, Sexual Energy. #nsfw
I Don't Have Pajamas Fit For A Sleepover, I Only Have Negligees And Large Shirts. Maybe I Will Make A More Traditional Set Before The Event. #suggestive
There's A Fine Line Between Showing Hole And Being A Hole. #bars #nsfw
Being Known As The " Workplace Omega " Is Worse Than Being Known As " The Guy Who Posts Nudes Whe He's Drunk ". #nsfw
I Have Come To Terms With My Assigned Role.
This Test Is Rigged Against Confident Alphas. #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/r3ybqc2.png
I Had A Long Day Of Having A Singular Photo Taken Of Me At Work. I Deserve A Treat.
Chittr, Am I In Danger? Be Honest https://i.imgur.com/wtilwvx.png
If My Name Was Jason I Would Also Become Consumed By A Murderous Rage. #violence
The Unspeakable Horror Of The Deep Just Claimed To Be " Hangry ". Have We Forgotten That She Could Take Out All Lusii If She Speaks A Little Too Loud? Where Is That Useless Fish At?
Troll Gender Definitions Blur, But An Increased Amount Of People Have Been Referring To Me With Feminine Pronouns. I Thought The Public Ought To Know How I Identify To Reduce The Usage Of Said Pronouns Going Forward.
The First Jade Blood Has Finally Hatched [ Attached Is A Picture Of A Little Jadeblood Grub With Twisty Horns, Still Wet From The Egg It Hatched From.]
Y0UUU H4V3 MY NUM83RR
uugggghhh, 1'v3 b33n soooo p3nt up l4t3ly. >8/ #nsfw m4yb3?
▲update on the date, she did pull out a ukulele and will be dealt with▼
After A Sufficient Period Of Grovelling I Am Once Again Employed.