♦ pitied by @precariousKillifish
Okay... matespr-i-t monday came to an end... and he never came. -I- guess -I-'m just gonna spend another n-i-ght... a-l--l- a-l-one... </3 https://f-i--l-e.garden/aKtw0BW1zTw7wuDZ/HQ-i-hx3DXQAA2C5G.png
d/dx [ Drowning myself in coffee and cigarettes again. This will not improve my mood. ]
d/dx [ You give a troll an inch, and they'll take a mile. Helping you out one time in the past does N()T, by ∆NY means, entitle you to pushing all your tedious work onto MΣ. ! have plenty of work to do regardless, and there's only so much overtime a troll can take. ]
d/dx [ Σveryone who talks to me during my off hours should have their tongues severely lacerated. #∇iolence. ]
ok i know i+ happened li+erally sweeps before i was ha+ched bu+ i s+raigh+ up do no+ unders+and )(er pala+ial imperiums choice +o dye +he ocean here pink. i+ +as+es ac+ually awful and according +o my ac+ual seadweller ma+espri+ i+s no+ +ha+ grea+ +o brea+he ei+her. like why #ige+i+wasbasically+hefirs+colony #bu++ha+wassounnecessary
SOMEHOW my glasses keep getting smudged in new and inventive ways. :/ despite everything i still havent invented perfectly scratch-proof perfectly smudge proof glasses.
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NΦtĤing better tĤan Ψaking up tΦ tĤe sΦund Φf a gunfigĤt Φn tĤe street Φutside. I just Ψant tΦ get my paper.
maybe one day ill have +ime for my hobbies #delusional
...old man forgets he's old mistake... ...soda before sleep...
g*d. when was the last time i indulged in a h*bby fr. this shit has me s* busy :// #sgrub
d/dx [ F(x)uck my life. ]
There’s a kerulean leaning against this vending makhine so nobody else kan use it and I’m gonna lose it in a sek
i d*nt want t*. but i d*nt think i have any ch*ice
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Hm. I dOn't Own a maid dress tO jOin in On the trend, unfOrtunately (◞ ︵ ◟) but everyOne lOOks sO gOOd, hehe! (＾▽＾) —— (˘ ³˘)
[BRAINWAZHING-IZ-ZOOOOOO-GREAT,-EVERYBODY-ZHOULD-BE-DOING-THIZ-HEHEHEHE-;D] [#ZUGGEZTIVE]
[what-the-fuck-happened-to-me-yezterday]
Pretty unfortunate that I cannot participate in #sicknastysunday because Quaoar would absolutely never willingly go to an orgy because they are a neurotic self-loathing freak who thinks everyone wants to kill them, but you can't win 'em all.
i ♤ctu♤lly h♤ven't pl♤yed m♤ny g♤mes on my deskhusk in ♤ while. i kind of would like to?
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— I've seen a few peOple dO this, and it lOOks like sO much fun, sO I've decided tO start up a little askbOx! (✿◠‿◠) Ask me anything! Or just write me a fun message, hehe! Link is alsO in my biO ❤︎ https://fOrms.gle/qJrqtKB2A7mKnN958 #askbOx —— (˘ ³˘)
there's soome woords i can't type cuz oof my typin' quirk
>moirail visiting her kismesis >head hurts >maybe i can find some solace in this ryona doujinshi
#mystomachshouldnthurtbecauseimperfect >:(
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— HellO everyOne!! (✿◠‿◠) HOw are we all dOing tOday? ❤︎ —— (˘ ³˘)
DND C4NCELLED L4ST MINUTE ILL KILL EVER70NE #violence #itsokay #notdmsfault #butfuck
[i-wizh-potential-clientz-wouldnt-approach-me-with-intentionz-of-commizzioning-me-for-mazzive-ziege-weaponz] [itz-not-that-i-cant-do-it,-itz-that-tranzport-iz-near-impozzible-to-manage-zafely] [and-while-i-could-zend-the-zchematicz,-i-generally-do-not-believe-the-kindz-of-people-who-requezt-theze-typez-of-thingz-to-have-the-zkillz-to-azzemble-it-themzelvez-or-even-read-it-properly...]
(I^DONT^KNOW^AND^THATS^WHATS^REALLY^FUCKIN^SCARING^ME^SIS^)0:=)
(SOMETHIN^IS^STIRRIN^IN^THE^DARK^CORNERS^OF^THE^FUCKIN^UNIVERSE^AND^I^DONT^THINK^WE^ARE^READY^FOR^IT,^THATS^HOW^IM^FEELIN^RIGHT^NOW^)0:=)
she said theres n* wr*ng ch*ice but i think she was lying #d*denizenslie? #ihaven*idea #sgrubp*sting #vaguep*sting
|-|aving to make a robot c|_one is ro|_|g|-|, since t|-|e origina|_ tro|_|_ |-|as meta|_ bits a|_ready t|-|ose need to be f|_es|-| speaking of w|-|ic|-|, does anyone |-|ave an extra arm t|-|ey aren't |_|sing?
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— (╥﹏╥) Trying tO cOmmune with a hOOfbeast and yet sOmehOw my abilities cOnnect with a nearby slitherbeast I wasn't even aware Of... Why is this sO difficult? (｡•︿•̀｡) #imnOtactuallythatupsethehe #itsalearningprOcess! #butanytipswOuldbemuchappreciated —— (˘ ³˘)
d/dx [ ! am five seconds away from hurling this goddamn stapler into someone's face. Why is everyone in this building constantly doing their best impressions of the Troll Three fucking ∫tooges? This is why ! only speak to my own goddamn department. #∆t-least-they're-tolerable-to-be-around. #∇iolence. ]
(I^AM^WICKED^SORRY^FOR^MY^CRAZY^RAGE^YESTERDAY,^MAD^APOLOGIES^ALL^THE^FUCK^AROUND^FOR^EVERY^MOTHERFUCKER^I^CURSED^)0:=^I^TOOK^THEM^OFF,^BUT^IM^MAD^SORRY^FOR^ANYBODY^WHO^BEEN^HALLUCINATING^CLOWN^HORN^SOUNDS^BECAUSE^OF^ME^)0:=)
~AT|-| programming makes me bot|-| want to rip my |-|orns off and kiss my screen, it's t|-|e best
i need +o ge+ a scuba sui+ so i can go over +o my ma+espri+s hive fr #onlyasmallpar+isabovewa+erlmao #bu++ha+swha+ige+forda+ingaseadwelleriglol
ᴇʀᴍ...Just watched a movie for young grubs, and it did NOT meet my standards as an adult troll! 0/10, dumb movie!
s*me dumb quest i have t* d* its n*t t** imp*rtant
*k i kn*w they said it was g*nna be imp*ssible *r cl*se t* but jesus christ #sgrubp*sting #thech*ice
hashtag stressed hashtag why is my friend unc*nsci*us *h g*d she w*nt wake up what d* i d* hashtag drama
i d☀︎ wish this place had s☀︎me s☀︎rt ☀︎f sh☀︎wer th☀︎ ngl. like its an ☀︎ld building n☀︎t really made f☀︎r this s☀︎ i get it but. walking h☀︎me c☀︎vered in bl☀︎☀︎d and intestine is ☀︎nly fun the first c☀︎uple ☀︎f times fr #implied #vi☀︎lence #and #death #gr☀︎ss?? maybe?? fuck if i kn☀︎w
|_|_|s|_|s grow|_ing |_o|_|d as f|_|ck rig|-|t now b|_|t i get it, if co|_||_d j|_|st spend a|_|_ day |_aying down and making noises i'd do t|-|e same
A cigar€tt€ and 2 €n€rg¥ drink$ #girldinn€r #$ub$tanc€
[I TOLD YIU GUY$ IT$ ALWAY$ THE PRETTY ONE$ THAT GET KILLED FIR$T I TOLD YOUUUUU]
|-|itting my |-||_|sktop m|_||_tip|_e times |-|asn't fixed t|-|e iss|_|e, i s|-|o|_||_d contin|_|e to |-|it it
This isn't terrifying
damn we sharing dm status? im always ☀︎pen f☀︎r a chat ☀︎r tw☀︎ ;)
taking ☀︎ff my arm after a l☀︎ng day feels the same as taking ☀︎ff a bra ngl. euph☀︎ric #n☀︎tthatiusuallywear☀︎ne☀︎fc #;) #thisd☀︎esntc☀︎untassuggestiveright
1M DY1NGBGNGNGN OH MY GOG TH1S GUCK1GN TORN4DO 1S K1LK1JG M3 1M B31NG K1LL3D 4ND 1M DY1NG
Jeff the sick of the identity theft.
Kid just looked at me, opened his mouth and the dial up sound just played. Walks away like nothing happened I'm too tired for this
yo|_| accidenta|_|_y a|_most c|-|op off part of a |_imb once and now yo|_|'re s|_|dden|_y a 'bad engraver' peop|_e need more patience
(I^BE^THINKIN^MOTHERFUCKERS^SHOULD^BE^MAKIN^THEIR^DOORFRAMES^TALLER,^YOU^FEEL^ME?)
☀︎KAY the t☀︎urnament is FINALLY wrapped f☀︎r the day thank G☀︎D ☀︎mw hive n☀︎w :DDD #n☀︎tt☀︎sayid☀︎ntenj☀︎ywatching #whichiabs☀︎lutelyd☀︎ #butsittingtheresweatingisalittlegr☀︎ss #timef☀︎ral☀︎ngasssh☀︎werfr #cybernetickickb☀︎xing
-=[pan wormmmsss x-)_☺]=-
THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE A MIGRAINE THAT DOESN'T FOLD TO MEDICATION. WHY YES, I LOVE HOW MY THINK PAN DECIDES TO ATTACK ITSELF WITH THE DRIVING FORCE OF A JACKHAMMER TO THE SKULL FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON!
Kult farming beam
☀︎h ☀︎uch #thatmustvehurt #cybernetickickb☀︎xing #vi☀︎lence #gladthatwasntmefr
i |-|ate w|-|en yo|_| come |_|p wit|-| a new invention and find o|_|t it's a|_ready been done. i don't give a s|-|it if w|-|ee|_ s|-|oes |-|ave been made i co|_||_d make t|-|em better anyways
literally an irl ad fml
ugh is he d☀︎ing a fucking sp☀︎nser during his win lap jesus christ this is literally a m☀︎stly illegal t☀︎urnament wh☀︎ the fuck is sp☀︎ns☀︎ring any☀︎ne here #literallydisgusting #hateallsp☀︎ns☀︎redfighters #wtfiswr☀︎ngwppl #geturjuiceawayfr☀︎mme #cybernetickickb☀︎xing
LMA☀︎ my plat☀︎nic rival just g☀︎t fucking B☀︎DIED HAHAHA #l☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎serrr #cybernetickickb☀︎xing #vi☀︎lence ig
ugh FUCK this headache ):< pr☀︎bably had t☀︎ recalibrate my g☀︎ddamn eye again ughhhhh #id☀︎ntregretbec☀︎mingahellac☀︎☀︎lcyb☀︎rg #buts☀︎metimesitgetscl☀︎se >:////
⊹ T#e AC unit in t#e studi⟡ seems t⟡ be br⟡ken ::( maintenance #as been trying t⟡ fix it f⟡r #⟡URSSSS ⊹
damn fuck this heat fr
guess its n☀︎ shirt saturday then ;) ykn☀︎w. if i HAVE t☀︎ haha
anyb☀︎dy need a CHAMPI☀︎N??? ;) n☀︎te: n☀︎t yet a champi☀︎n but just y☀︎u fucking WAIT #p☀︎stw☀︎rk☀︎ut #cybernetickickb☀︎xing #selfie
l☀︎tta c☀︎ntestants this time th☀︎ s☀︎ r☀︎und tw☀︎ is pushed t☀︎ t☀︎m☀︎rr☀︎w. sigh #LAME #guessicand☀︎s☀︎metraininginthemeantime #cybernetickickb☀︎xing
.•° My week is full of happy custoMers. #business #econony
|-|ow do yo|_| te|_|_ someone t|-|eir rep|_acement |-|orn s|_|cks and it co|_||_d be improved great|_y?
godamn this fuckin hivve i hate evverythin about this fuckin hellhole i despise this fuckin hivve nobody helps me around here all yall do is sit around shine the light up here so i can see
A pervert has f.o°ll.o°wed me
i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a good boy i am a
im so epic #epic
I'm out of peaches...the wailing will soon 8egin