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ohhhh its CALLEd PumPkin Patch because they are green ANd orange with SEEdS INSIdE i get it now #rumbleindAPatch
feels like a good night to order pizza and beg my brother for nudes #nsfw #incest
for a dude who loves looking at dudes in skimpy leather dirk really doesnt wear it enough which is fucked up #incest
I went to the store and they didn't have Cheetos so I asked if they had some Doritos, they didn't and now I am depressed YEAH!!
◥▶◀◤ —> Call me Mark the way I want you to break me in Twain. #nsfw
Sex timed #nsfw YEAH!!
If you can't remember the last time you washed your bedsheets, let this missive be your reminder to do so!
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◥▶◀◤ —> I wish I could be on my knees before an altar of strength. Coiling my tail will have to do. #nsfw
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep #cheep
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
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yeah. #neigh
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/f186d3abdd45.png ✿ ✿ enj❦y a #nsfw #m❦ck𖥧mage 𖥧 have f❦r #m❦ck𖥧ngseve, ❦r fr❦m wha𖧧 𖥧ve seen 𖥧𖧧 called by 𖧧he humans, #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls ✿
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HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! TODAY IS APRIL FIRST WHICH IS A DAY OF LIES AND PRANKS AND TRICKS AND MEANNESS! DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THIS DAY FOR IT IS THE DAY KNOWN AS "APRILS FOOLED DAY!" IM PRETTY SURE ITS WHEN THE "APRIL" COLLECTIVE PLAYS "FOOLEDS" ON US ALL! STAY SMART #DRIPTIPNATION! STAY SMART AND STAY SAFE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP! DRIP TIPS WILL ALWAYS BE REAL AND NEVER BE PRANKS OR JAPES OR EVEN RIDDLES!!! THIS IS THIS NOBEL REPORTERS HARD STANCE AND I WILL NOT COMPROMISE ON IT!
For someone who stands by his word he is quite the bad boy. @dStrides He wishes me to convey, #NotMyPresident
yall are so whipped by the government letting @barackObama deny you your right to yaoi and yuri. we gotta fucking set up a mass protest! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ae02b108acb.jpg
◥▶◀◤ —> Prepare for your feeds to feature muscularity never before thought possible.
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#nsfw A SHORT NAP AND SUDDENLY I AM BESET BY MENTAL HALLUCINATIONS OF SOMEONE TIED DOWN ONTO THEIR KNEES IN A STATE OF SHAKING WET VULNERABILITY. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
:33 < Reports are saying people are getting their NOOKS BLOWN OUT at #eridanw33k amidst the chaos?! #nsfw
Anyone who is not at that event, do not attend. There is a highly dangerous situation going on. In many situations of stress, a persons first response is to run to the scene, but staying where you are is often the safer option if you aren't in immediate danger. If you're at the event, take cover under a stall, a bush or anything that will offer security until the threat has gone. #eridanweek
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
1s th1s guy gett1ng off on us typ1ng #may1come... 1t k1nd of sounds l1ke they are... #nsfw?
(Uh) Julioh HELP ME (HELP, GIRLLLL) #MayICome #EridanWweek
Troll Bruno Mars, Troll Jerma, The Pina Colada Vendor… How Many More Will Have To Die? Eridan Week Has Been, In Simple Words, A Disaster. Being Nothing More Than A Shady Opportunity To Get More Eyes On Crockercorp Products, Eridanweek Has Stolen More Than Just Your Time. For Some Of You, It Has Stolen Your Lives. Even As I Am Writing This, There Is A Security Crisis And An Active Drone Sweep. Of Course, Eridanweek’s Lazy Organization Is To Blame. They Have Spent More Time Plotting How To Best Sell You Product Than How To Give You A Good Time. Shut Down Eridanweek. Before It’s Too Late. #liesoferidan #eridanweek #livejournalism https://files.catbox.moe/rycyl5.png
@marquiseMindfang is offended because I called out her insufferable behavior, so I plan on meeting her and saying it again to her face. Will be streamed live. I know you're reading this. Time and place.
Yer a fakin wizard Reli Set me on fire again It felt good :"oD #Nsfw #ViolencePlay
If you were here, I'd never have a fear So go on, live your life But I miss you more than I did yesterday (YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!) https://i.imgur.com/yn5kn6C.png
the ONLY wway to savve eridan and bruno mars is to submit to one a my signature sad handies #eridanwweek #mayicome #nsfww
i like playing fetch with my kid like hes a dog he brings me a beer i chug it then he brings me another #substances
hh꥟ldinh hem cl꥟se while i try 2 eas.e an꥟hter finger in <<33334443 (#nsfw)
im coked up #notreallybutiwish #substances
Um. Ok. A brief pause on the festivities at #eridanweek as we sort out. ... Something is happening. Please stand by. What do you mean where is he? Turn off voice to text.
Fuck you guys. *gets very cold and then dies.*
Hold on. I'm getting word that there's been a breach of the security perimeter at #eridanweek.
