♦ pitied by @pseudoryxBoom
👋 👌 🫶 🤡 😊
heard it's pailing season........................... and yet there are no beautiful and single meenah's in my dms. #sigh. #lonely. if only someone could cheer me up....... #sighs evwven louder. #nobody lowver than cerulean interact.
Going out for drinks with my professoradicator. Planning on just straight up Griima Wormtongue-ing it. Yes, my liege, you *do* deserve a raise. Similar to how my most annoying classmate deserves to be used as bounty hunting practice, if you think about it.
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/VLbfwqhq/Untitled274-20260502181233.png Fortunately, OZA-TAP takes private security almost as seriously as we take clean air. ( #gore, #violence to be safe. ) ⧂
hUH, #NSFW
wa1t so l1ke... pretty sure 1 k1nda get the b1ology of m1s1ngno here? not to brag but 1'm k1nd of a f1duspawn champ haha 😏 anyway 1t's k1nd of l1ke... A mutated f1dusucker that doesn't real1ze 1t's a sucker anymore... so 1t's st1ll l1ke, try1ng to 1nfect people bas1cally? But l1ke, 1t's st1ll techn1cally evolved, so 1t's programed to seek out a master to follow... And the w1res get crossed 1g so the l1ttle th1ng 1s all l1ke "oh cool 1 gotta f1nd people and 1nfect them." so l1ke. That's my theory anyway... My Game Theory... #MyGameTheory SOURCES: (The Off1c1al F1duspawn Handbook vol. 13, pg. 10-17) (The F1duspawn Off1c1al Webs1te: https://mspa1ntadventures.fandom.com/w1k1/F1duspawn) (Sh1geru Trollmor1 1nterv1ew https://youtu.be/c1e8-NmKLjc?s1=vky3WzhrKx_ObF0Y)
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼THROWING THEM AT YOU :33
*Hssssst* {〷} θo youfuckθ are being weird again huh? €〱 *paah*
thiswillbequickandprobablyruinmyreputationbutitstrueiswearitstrueimneverwrong #bulgerating #nsfw @aeneasCaldarium Hhh. You should know from the title. Uhm. Ill keep it brief! Strength: 10! Uhm. Shouldntbesurprisingreally its the same as uhm, other, violets. Pliability: 2! Very sturdy, uhm, and stiff. Not too fun for me... but, great for ramming... Length: 10! It kind of, uhm, shouldn't be a shocker? Highbloodstendtohavethebiggestandbestestbulgesofthemall Girth:7! A solidly phalicbulgewithastrongbase. Uhm. X Factor!: I'd probably say, an 8? Hisbulgehisveryveryverystrange But. Uhmn. Tastes like,the burn after a cocktail. Smells of the flower of a grape tree. Imsorryitsreallygoodithinkilikehisbulgealot. Hhhf. Maybeineedanewscalingsystem! Please reserve your disbelief for him! I just.. read it. I dont own it!
ALLLLLRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! ONLY A FEW SPOTS LEFT FOR SEASON ELEVEN OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND! WE'RE STILL SIFTING THROUGH THE AUDITION TAPES, BUT WE'RE ACCEPTING LAAAAAST MINUTE APPLICATIOOOOONS! DON'T BE SHY NOWWWWW!
< Doess anyone elsse have to deal with thiss? S"tupid Lussuss won't let me into my own housse LET ME IN I GOT S"TUFF IN THERE. httpss://f2.toyhou.sse/file/f2-toyhou-sse/imagess/118978756_bA6YruDOMJzrS"ac.png :>~
making purrbeast noises / i am gone #substance
// Dual out at sea for several days. "I miss my stupid family." GHB is getting mauled by a fat fucking grub, meanwhile.
i'm not gonna post nsfw stuff / or a nude selfie / but pretend i'm participating in the trend please
>>| there's so many hot men. .and hot purplebloods. .and hot men! .and hot clowns! .oh no, .i think .i'm going to strike the heat .once .again. .and before .i pass .out bleeding, remember, #yaoi .is re
!!! HELL YEAH TITPOSTING !!! I'M USING EVERYONE'S BEAUTIFUL KNOCKERS AS MOTHERFUCKIN !!! JERK OFF MATERIAL !!!! #NSFW #JORKINGIT #BODYPOSITIVITY
c< tHis sucKKKKKs, fucKeN Max capacity bullsHit >c
// Oh i've been wondering! How do I go about putting an embed/link into the display name over on MXRP? I've seen people doing it and I wanna try doing it to link to my Chittrs AwA
evvery typographical error ivve evver made has been on purpose you are right wwhere i wwant you to be
♥️ Lowblood ladies are so beautiful. ♥️ There's just something about them...
♦Would love to see some olive girls these days there’s barely any on here♦
Didn't think humans were that interested in our caverns.
i catch you wwith the trash i cant flippin comprehend wwhat drawws you to it but wwe had locked eyes and fell in lovve once maybe you didnt exactly feel the same wway that wwas fine but the TRASH fuckin the GARBAGE wwas a step too far and i kill you #nsfww #vviolence
i remember wwhen i used to stand outside of wwindowws im pretty sure all those alts are double dead noww
I got my bulge stuck in a Faygo bottle :o( #nsfw
Ɏ since i ha-a-ave the opportunity to rea-a-ara-a-ange stuff (don't a-a-ask) i decided to be sma-a-art a-a-about it this time a-a-and ma-a-ake like a-a-a pla-a-an/guide on how i wa-a-ant things. i a-a-am by no mea-a-ans a-a-an interior designer so plea-a-ase let me know if a-a-anything a-a-about this looks wa-a-ack before i commit to moving stuff a-a-around #design #a-a-art #respiteblock Ɏ Ɏ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/respiteblock.png Ɏ
can we do it together / it might be fun
- @taxCollector Gagora - I need you to update (mmy last willmm and testamment 😆😆🤣
Someone truly and honestly needs to free that troll from their suitcase confinement. I do not know how they were left there for so long without anyone noticing and going to help.
▲fucking hate pitchbaiters▼ ▲like sometimes i just wanna put out a cigarette on someones arm and for once not have them moan▼ (( #nsfw #abuse i think))
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
is it comfortable laying on a seadwveller? question for humans/wvarmbloods like... i'm pretty icycold, i guess on a hot day?
@pseudoryxBoom fuck me up my ass. You come n slinkin around my place where you have no business. MOTHERFUKKA CATCH YOU GAIN I'LL CLUB YO SORRY ASS!
"= yap fest ="
I once again find myself to be the subject of a targeted attraction, this time from an even more unexpected source than usual... and once again, I am both disoriented and flattered at the same time. That being said, this may be too much for me to have on my mind at the moment, so I may need to step away from Chittr and focus instead on the mountain of work I have been neglecting the last few nights (in no small part due to another similar happening, and yet another, and yet another after that, though all of these ended up much more amicably than I would have expected). I will be putting my device on silence and attempting to focus on my work. If I am needed, try to have patience.
I have no idea what the painting goblin is as I am making it a point right now to avoid looking at, reading, or otherwise acknowledging his posts in any form, however for the sake of contributing to the trend and perhaps adding to Tagora's misery, I say #freehim.
there there
I have a question for a clown.
Casper Is My Favorite Lowblood, Please Don't Tell Him Or His Head Will Swell So Large It Will Explode And I'll Lose The Ability To Platonically Torture Him.
Good. I Will Just Roam Completely Nude. #suggestive
its not ovver yet youre so young eri youre only thirteen eri yeah wwell say that to my fuckin hairline
ill be honest wwith you guys my pushers not really in it
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOOOO WHAHAT'S UP MUTHAHAFUCKERS, LIKE THIS CHIT IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON GETTING SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BOOFED IN THE PAN THAHAT YOUR AGGRAVATION SPONGE MELTS OUT OF YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING EARS. OR IF YOU LIKE SPHERES. ALSO LIKE THIS CHIT IF YOU LIKE SPHERES. :o) #substance #nsfw
ivwe decided to wvatch the human artemis II mission because wvhy not. and nowv anytime I think about it and the humans reactions to this, i burst into tears because wvtf. up in my feelings. wvtf. ((ooc: I havwe to talk about this ic or i wvill perish))
>>| .ok. here's the take: yaoi .is genuinely better than yuri. yet yuri .is .also good, no .offense.
[|||] thiiis site haaas a tendencyyy to be quiiite hooorny buuut sometiiimes i waaant to get in a biiig groooup hug wiiith all my beeesties aaand people i looove~
What? I do not understand. Is this some sort of inside joke neither of us have been informed about? While I respect you as a professional and am confident enough in who I am to admit that you are attractive, I have no interest in filling any quadrant with someone I do not personally know to any serious level, and it should be obvious to any outside observer that you would not as well.
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His timeline swaps btw Edit: well that didn't collapse at all so here's the tumblr link https://www.tumblr.com/communities/bloodshuffle/post/811167903102779392/the-au-and-the-bloodswaps
Marvus has been beaten yesterday with a microphone
(dude w00uld have n00 idea what t00 d00 with all that man th00 tbh)>
so my timelines kurloz stays ovwer sometimes to talk to my matesprit kurloz, and right nowv they're just... beating the shit out of each other.
◁I don't think you guys are entirely aware of how fuck marry kill is supposed to be played.▷
If We Play Fuck, Marry, Kill I Expect You To Do All Three In That Order. You Better Hope That There's A Human Priest Around. #nsfw
r we playin fuk marry nd kill?? cuz lik.. im curious lolz #suggestive
X Foret the was ffs I hate auto predictive text. This shit sucks. x
X God I think I know EXACTLY who you mean and one version of him has an account on here x
♨𝐼ෆagine he c✿ෆes up at the w✿rst p✿ssible ෆ✿ෆent..
;)
You can never be judged for having a full stable except by those who cannot afford a single draft horse!
(i mean idk i think the bl0000d c00mpliments it id pr00bably get b0000ed 00ff stage next sh00w th00 since it was wrigglers which w00uld be s00 fair)>
Hanging Around The Clurch Mysteriously And Hoping I Don't Get Clubbed Or Otherwise Maimed. #violence
trolls used to go to wwar noww they just post bulge and vvaguechit each other
My i d¤ see the marvel¤us castle ¤f glass c¤vered with graffiti be glad its just y¤ur studi¤ hive my s¤n @pseud¤ryxB¤¤m
troll2lii2t->FREE 2TUFF->FREE ERIIDAN LOWER HALF L@@K @caliigula2A22 http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/9c06fc01f34a.png Free, come and get iit, iit'2 bleediing all over the place and II ju2t want iit gone. #troll2lii2t #free #free2tuff #viiolence #gore #leg2 #wriiggliing #wantthii2gone #comeandgetiit #n2fw #iit2gotthebuldge22tiill
please come to my restaurant. i don't wanna go bankrupt :(
WOW THT DRINK WAS NOT WTER HEHHE #SUBSTANCES
8=D < May I politely and humbly request a neigh from all of you? Neigh.
A disclaimer: it is not and never will 8e and never was a "sex position" 8ooth!!!!!!!! EXPOSITION. #nsfw
{{ We also have rainbow foam if you'd like a pop of color to your latte! https://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/color-1-1.jpg }}
howw i look at the barista wwhen she hands me my latte and the "symbol of hope" i humbly commanded her to sculpt the foam into is a portrait a jakes fat fuckin cheeks #nsfww @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474b9110eb5e.wwebp
listening and learning. maybe porrim vwas right. eh, probably not
8=D < Neigh. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjE%N3JzOWh2b%FjbGk2bjd6eGw%YWN1ZG%4b2NuO%g1Yjg3b3VsODFvcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/fE1cneGalHdRHsS10T/giphy.gif
*Hssssst* {〷} i wiθh tto rettreatt back tto θleep. ugh. waking up iθ tthe worθtt €〱 *paah*
Try having a matesprit that's a famous rapper -
OUT IN THE HEAT EATING POTATO BREAD
😯😯😯🤭🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗
in case you havwen’t noticed, im vweird. i’m a vweirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont wvant to fit in. havwe you ewver seen me wvithout this stupid cig? thats vweird.