THE Trizza Tethis
@realtrizzaTethis
Betta than you :) | Current Alternian Empress | I don't know what's going on over there, but I do not care.
I'm not ψorried about my Alts. I'm the baddest beach, and that's all that matters.
Shello, I'm still beautiful, so are you. #slayeveryday I'm pike, suuuuuuuper tired.
I got a bit of a pan-ache. making me ψant pancakes. I'm hungry.
ψoke up groggy as shell. 3am. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Going back to sleep. 🙄
mo0d. try counting baabeasts. 0r whatever the aquatic equivalent is.
g-gooDnight.,,.,. i-i like to put on musiC to help me fall asleep.,,., o-or a poDCast.,,.,. i-if you neeD help going baCk to sleep that is.,,.
ψe all serve cunt here by the ψave.
My helms are getting neψ uniforms, and so they're getting fitted and shit And pike... They look TIRED of me. Like "oh my cod she's getting us neψ suits again" yes. Yes, I am; they need an outfit rotation. :/ Still ψon't let me give any of em a buss doψn.
Lifting up my leggy so delicately, toe pointed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Hello.
My shoe has become some sorta artifact.
Just ψatchin strider lalonde things
In my indefensible defense. He started it.
AND SHOE CLOSE UP CAUSE LOOK shiiiny!! Can sea yourshelf in these!
I may have made a nonzero number of missteps in my cheeky approach. Bummer.
An understandable gesture. If you ever grow tired of the jingoistic jangling of his spiky unwashed hat of hair, and prefer the company that will persist through the long hours of the night with something intelligible to say. Well. I do not need to remind you where we both are for the foreseeable future.
remind me two get s0me fashion advice fr0m you in between that thing y0u promised.
Yeah sitting on your face? Gonna be a minute because im pike... an empress. Boat I didn't not forget
ehehe, w0w. remembering flirting with some rand0 goldie 0n chittr dot ing. very magnanim0us, your excellency.
You are pike one of the feψ masc... (not sure if you a buoy or naut) ψho flirt at me. Ushoally it's a bunch of gills.
Anyψave. Look at my shoes. 3:)
Ah. Alas. I made it only halfway through the midst of before my efforts were rendered obsolete, and the thighs and legs were mentioned. A pity. Well, I did only commit to muster the effort, I never said I would use it.
Oh hehe, you cute. It's orcay, pike, shoe shoes are the star boat I'm also a prize~!
nhhhh.,.,. i-i'm uh v-very DistraCteD sorry.,,.,,. i-i'm sure the shoes are great.,,,.
nhhhhhhhhhh.,.,. y-you're welCome.,.,. i-i guess i'll have to finD a way to Deal with the uh effeCts your legs haD on me.,,.,. #suggestive
>if i had severe developmental issues and also smaller bulges i'd be thanking whatever council of godthings saw fit to deliver this forbidden image file directly into the isolated comfort of my gooncave >thankfully religion is fake as FUCK so i dont have to be grateful to anyone except you my glorious dread heiress LOLOLOL >seriously hope i live long enough to get fully converted into a drooling nerve-fried mindslave hardwired straight into your warship so you can juice every last watt out of my nervous system >then you’ll have zero reason not to drag me out of my fleshport whenever the fuck you feel like it and abuse my bodily autonomy as often and as messily as you want >honestly cannot think of many things better than being a twitching meat battery or you digging those military prototype designer heels straight into the softest part of my jugular, slowly crushing my windpipe while i flop around and gurgle to death >but being able to just lie there tasting the sweat forming on your inner thighs while you park that perfect ass on my face and smother me is still right the fuck up there LOLOLOL
Oh ψhale, hello there.
Gonna start doing the splits in the middle of arguments like that love island gill ψith no ass.
Ah, the ancient and esoterically noble art of mid-argument calisthenics. There's something almost poetically apt about threatening to drop into a full split while delivering a withering assessment of someone's gluteal situation, while affirming it unsatisfactorily. Ordinarily, I would prescribe a less self-effacing remedy for such discrepancies in "power level", but in this particular case, "showing your entire ass" - proverbially speaking, would be enough to significantly shrink most lifespans to nigh nil negation. It's the kind of chaotic energy your heiressdom brings that I find myself unreluctantly respecting in all instances. The intersection of physical comedy and surgical verbal precision. Do carry on, you magnificent natural disaster doling out doll. I shall observe from a safe distance with a glass of something alcoholic and appropriately inhibition abandoning. Simon Scowling be damned. I award you full marks for conceptual ambition, if perhaps not for antiquated notions of dignity preservation and making nice. A wonderful exhibit, and i expect nothing less from your purview. Utterly admiration inspiring.
Gill I hope you ψrite a book or somefin, this is pike... gorgeous. Anyψaaaaave thank you. Kiss kiss.
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Guess ψho got a neeeeeψ council~! ME, TEEHEE, and I didn't have to shoot anyone out of a cannon into space! But the old geezers got a hefty retirement funds.
e777, (ongrats! i knew how mu(h of a pain the ass the7 were
Thaaaaank you! BIG KISS~! And they ψere thank COD they are out.
Sometides you need to let your maids tell you about her hectic love life ψhile she does your makeup.
Stretching as meoψbeasts do, so my back pops in that stupid spot right above the buttcrack, ya knoψ?
Oh shit. Florid ψas kidnapped :( Pike, someone go save him. ψe can't have that cuntalicious baddie be gone.
I sea, clam heads orcay? Rushin into that ψill be pike a bad idea.
Sometides I'm speechless of hoψ gorgeous I am.
#mystomachshouldnthurtbecauseimperfect >:(