♣ mediated by @realtrizzaTethis
I'm the GIRL who you SEE IN THE MIRROR~ "MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL" "WHO IS THE PRETTIEST OF THEM ALL?" ME~ ME~ ME~ ME~ The fucking QUEEN OF THE BALL~ Sadly nobody can do it like ME~ So I helpfully STREAM MY DAILY LIFE for my MEWLING AND DESPERATE ADMIRERS so they can get a taste of what it might be to be like a woman who FIGHTS FOR FUN and FUCKS FOR THE PAIN~
dont i knowv it baby
shame you aint gonna be in my guide, dam gill.
S)(---ELLO B-EAUTIFUL P-EOPL-E OF C)(ITTR!!! T)(oug)( I certainly need no fintroduction, it would be SO RUD-E of me not to offer one anywaves. So )(i! As you probubbly know, I am S)(ep)(erd Constern, t)(e one and only -Empress of T)(---E one and only Great Beforan -Empire, )(ere to spread peace and love t)(roug)(out t)(e tunaverse! I am so -EXCIT-ED to finally be able to join all of my wonderful glubjects and glubjects-to-be on t)(is cute little platform! )(appy C)(itting, all!!!
>alright >time to have a dialogue >humanity is very notably packed wall-to-wall with some of the most underdeveloped single-celled organisms ever permitted to participate in the galactic order >and frankly they’ve started getting a little too comfortable in their own britches >MAD annoying btw >therefore am calling upon my alternian mutuals and oomfs and even some of my haterz to LOCK THE FUCK IN and utilize this thread as a dedicated ANTI-HUMAN SENTIMENT THREAD >air your grievances >share your tales of human incompetence >document EVERY baffling interaction with these fragile little mammalian dipshits >REMEMBER: HUMANITY IS A SOCIETAL DISEASE >TROLLS FTW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/321c08b9e635.png
c< ....sOMeONe sHOuld piNg tHe partyMaster @abjectDeterMiNatiON >c
>my glorious tyrian pixie girl gatekeep gaslight girl oss lord empress-to-be with mental illness you deserve far better than some mumble-rapping patty-flipping sweatrag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever >truthfully you kind of deserve better than anyone currently contaminating the same atmosphere as you >and if the unbearable burden of being so fucking sexy and utterly lonely within this miserable galaxy ever becomes too much to bear >please do not hesitate to drive your massive golden fork directly through my thorax >praise be to the empire >ruin me shawty >shawty PLEASE
c< ya KNOw, yall gOt MOre aNd MOre Of My apprOval tHe MOre aNd MOre i see Of yall ON tHis site! >c
💖She could take me. Are you trying to imply the future Empress perpetuoso is unable to hold her own in a fight against my bitch blue ass? When @realtrizzaTethis speaks, I don't watch. I sit my indigonads the fuck down and LISTEN. THE #TRIZZA is speaking.💖 #NSFW #JustInCase #TheTrizzAintHavingIt
I wou/d offer my services but I'm afraid I have much work for my next few anime c/ub meetings. I sha// pass a/ong the message however.
girls wwith phlegmy coughs vversus girls wwith dry coughs
>--D=I=cannot=deny=that=like=all=lowbloods=I=have=made=many=sins=against=the=hemospectrum=your=royal=imperial=highness=I=only=beg=you=don't=stick=it=in=too=deep=haha=:P//<
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.enilemit eht xnij ot toN .yllufhturt gnirob rehtar neeb sti ,esiwrehtO .gnideeccus yllautca staht enilemit rehtona ni noilleber a s'erehT
And the nonbinies?
c< a lit MOlO2v cOcKtail >c
give him my magical rat pꙮtiꙮn! buy my prꙮducts! - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sometimes i forget that people that i sometimes see in my real life are also on chittr. spooky.
ペパリッジ農場はそれを覚えてる。
YEAH.. YEAH I MIGHT BE. MAYBE I SHOULD'NT HAVE GIVEN THEM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THAT THEY WOULD AT LEAST CONSIDER THAT BEFORE DOING A MORNING SHELLFIE.
I MEAN.. THEY PROBABLY HAVE SOME WAY TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE SUN IN THESE SHELLFIES.. RIGHT? RIGHT?
WheneVer I need a strong, handsome, beautiful person to support me, I usually look in a mirror. HaVe you tried that?
An event for his descendants was already excessive, and now an entire evening in his honour? One has to ask, when will the focus move from praising these violets to dismantling the pedestals they stand on.
Oh. Um. 'I find what you had to say mildly interesting'.
I am currently listening to my PR team. And looking through my schedule for today's meetings.
D --> I will try to get better at 100king good in all styles D --> And if it helps one of my fuchsia friends is monochrome now
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.