♣ mediated by @realtrizzaTethis
i think it w0uld be a cullable 0ffense f0r me t0 g0 pink
I will admit. I witheld that information somewhat deliberately, in an ongoing effort to circumspect what you might do with a newfound gift. Never in my wildest lurid-most imaginings would I have surmised you would accommodate your anal extremities (or more aptly, in-xtremities) with an impromptu soap suppository. I profess something of a weakness for imagining the sort of someone so willing to admit she possesses a certain crude, architectural logic for describing herself, and I must confess my diagnostic interest is piqued less by the chemical warfare currently waged by your lower latitudes and more by the plausible hallucinations that have overtaken you as if by prescriptive prestidigitation. Submitting oneself to an involuntary, mint-scented baptism by a sub-aquatic cleaning agent is one thing. Discerning the festive, high-fructose marching cadence of a pop-star's redux holiday discography emanating exclusively from your own hindquarters, however, suggests the Sea Breeze has breached the blood-brain barrier. I suggest a cold compress and a brief moratorium on festive themed hygiene. Though sardonically laconic to say, the all-receding mental image of Mariah Carey conducting a localized, tingly coup d'état within the dark recesses of your anatomy is an algorithmic horror I will forever be entirely unequipped to process before some #substance a lot stronger than morning tea in several hours. However, if your primary grievance is that you now exude the literal, minty ambiance of Perigee's Eve with every passing pocket of gas, I fail to see how this isn't a considerable upgrade from the baseline aromatic insistence of the average Alternian...output. But I will at least sheepishly profess some ignorance on that front.
so if your employer threatens to get you put down if you fuck up a task that's a normal workplace relationship right
Y0u can call me t0es i guess
????? oh my god????
@loveProtector mf had the purest heart and someone snuffed it out. tragic shit
xefros i love you please stop talking!!
/not tru i got a chance fr fr i'm gon change her mind 𝐋mao
🜂 | Daily reminder: "Incognito Mode" is a EUPHEMISM for "Surrender." every time you clear your cookies you are spiritually cosplaying as a BEGGARDLY BITCHBOY i let 400 different subsidiaries track my hemospectrum specific affiliate link fluctuations in real time and as a result i have been PRE-APPROVED for deals you couldn't even DREAM of. wipe your cache and wipe your dignity with it!!! 🜂 | LIKE DAMN!!!! 🜂 | Terrified of the troll NSA reading your "private" messages?? sounds like someone doesn't have the GLOBES to handle being PERCEIVED AT ALL. i have installed 6 cameras in my own respiteblock and i PAY a subscription fee for the footage which i use to train hirelings to mimic my direct oversight. and this is before they even work for me! if you're not monetizing your subordinate's plentiful paranoias you are getting OUTHUSTLED by the panopticon. be watched or you will quickly become not worth watching. 🜂 | Just ask @realtrizzaTethis who ALWAYS keeps it real. 🜂 | The "privacy advocates" (unintuitive cucks) want you to believe your data is "sacred." WRONG. your data is a MUSCLE and if you dont EXERCISE it by selling it to every lowblood marketer with a pulse then you deserve ATROPHY not A TROPHY. i leaked my own caste number on the dark web and my stock went UP INSTANTLY. 🜂 | Doucheble authentication does bulge fuckall. passwords can literally be your first barkbeast or favorite pt. protect nothing. hoard everything. become sigma. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #SIGMAGRINDSET 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Fuck I'm so sorry, I did not mean t'ping!
///I get what you mean but she keeps reusing that same picture for memes and as her banner so Seremy thinks she's extremely insincere or at the very least not nearly at the point where she should have any pride in what progress she's made. When she stops so proudly reusing/making fun of the lives she ended/ruined he'd change his tune...probably....over a great period of time but that is just him and others dont mind it quite clearly :P.
A reaL eMPresS woUld Rock THE CROcs in FrOnT OF hEr demuRe populaCE bUT OH wEll MAybE next timE
{yOu pRoBaBlY NeEd mUlTiPlE In pArTiCuLaR.}
The scariest thing so far of getting on this site is finding out that there's multiple Zebruhs ... and that only one of them is paying me! @codakkEffecte#0594 @codakkEffect @thecodakkEffecte and whatever other of you there are you can all fight overe who gets to pay me for my 'lovingly rebellious oilpaint of two lowbloode girls kissing' higheste bidder gets it :)
I at least would need to see the art before putting any money down
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d843a6f1308f.png @vveritysGleam
I'm the GIRL who you SEE IN THE MIRROR~ "MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL" "WHO IS THE PRETTIEST OF THEM ALL?" ME~ ME~ ME~ ME~ The fucking QUEEN OF THE BALL~ Sadly nobody can do it like ME~ So I helpfully STREAM MY DAILY LIFE for my MEWLING AND DESPERATE ADMIRERS so they can get a taste of what it might be to be like a woman who FIGHTS FOR FUN and FUCKS FOR THE PAIN~
dont i knowv it baby
shame you aint gonna be in my guide, dam gill.
S)(---ELLO B-EAUTIFUL P-EOPL-E OF C)(ITTR!!! T)(oug)( I certainly need no fintroduction, it would be SO RUD-E of me not to offer one anywaves. So )(i! As you probubbly know, I am S)(ep)(erd Constern, t)(e one and only -Empress of T)(---E one and only Great Beforan -Empire, )(ere to spread peace and love t)(roug)(out t)(e tunaverse! I am so -EXCIT-ED to finally be able to join all of my wonderful glubjects and glubjects-to-be on t)(is cute little platform! )(appy C)(itting, all!!!
>alright >time to have a dialogue >humanity is very notably packed wall-to-wall with some of the most underdeveloped single-celled organisms ever permitted to participate in the galactic order >and frankly they’ve started getting a little too comfortable in their own britches >MAD annoying btw >therefore am calling upon my alternian mutuals and oomfs and even some of my haterz to LOCK THE FUCK IN and utilize this thread as a dedicated ANTI-HUMAN SENTIMENT THREAD >air your grievances >share your tales of human incompetence >document EVERY baffling interaction with these fragile little mammalian dipshits >REMEMBER: HUMANITY IS A SOCIETAL DISEASE >TROLLS FTW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/321c08b9e635.png
c< ....sOMeONe sHOuld piNg tHe partyMaster @abjectDeterMiNatiON >c
>my glorious tyrian pixie girl gatekeep gaslight girl oss lord empress-to-be with mental illness you deserve far better than some mumble-rapping patty-flipping sweatrag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever >truthfully you kind of deserve better than anyone currently contaminating the same atmosphere as you >and if the unbearable burden of being so fucking sexy and utterly lonely within this miserable galaxy ever becomes too much to bear >please do not hesitate to drive your massive golden fork directly through my thorax >praise be to the empire >ruin me shawty >shawty PLEASE
c< ya KNOw, yall gOt MOre aNd MOre Of My apprOval tHe MOre aNd MOre i see Of yall ON tHis site! >c
💖She could take me. Are you trying to imply the future Empress perpetuoso is unable to hold her own in a fight against my bitch blue ass? When @realtrizzaTethis speaks, I don't watch. I sit my indigonads the fuck down and LISTEN. THE #TRIZZA is speaking.💖 #NSFW #JustInCase #TheTrizzAintHavingIt
I wou/d offer my services but I'm afraid I have much work for my next few anime c/ub meetings. I sha// pass a/ong the message however.
girls wwith phlegmy coughs vversus girls wwith dry coughs
>--D=I=cannot=deny=that=like=all=lowbloods=I=have=made=many=sins=against=the=hemospectrum=your=royal=imperial=highness=I=only=beg=you=don't=stick=it=in=too=deep=haha=:P//<
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.enilemit eht xnij ot toN .yllufhturt gnirob rehtar neeb sti ,esiwrehtO .gnideeccus yllautca staht enilemit rehtona ni noilleber a s'erehT
And the nonbinies?
c< a lit MOlO2v cOcKtail >c
give him my magical rat pꙮtiꙮn! buy my prꙮducts! - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sometimes i forget that people that i sometimes see in my real life are also on chittr. spooky.
ペパリッジ農場はそれを覚えてる。
#krillhim
YEAH.. YEAH I MIGHT BE. MAYBE I SHOULD'NT HAVE GIVEN THEM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THAT THEY WOULD AT LEAST CONSIDER THAT BEFORE DOING A MORNING SHELLFIE.
I MEAN.. THEY PROBABLY HAVE SOME WAY TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE SUN IN THESE SHELLFIES.. RIGHT? RIGHT?
WheneVer I need a strong, handsome, beautiful person to support me, I usually look in a mirror. HaVe you tried that?
An event for his descendants was already excessive, and now an entire evening in his honour? One has to ask, when will the focus move from praising these violets to dismantling the pedestals they stand on.
Oh. Um. 'I find what you had to say mildly interesting'.
I am currently listening to my PR team. And looking through my schedule for today's meetings.
D --> I will try to get better at 100king good in all styles D --> And if it helps one of my fuchsia friends is monochrome now
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.