♦ pitied by @realtrizzaTethis
smashin my face on the wall. be right back.
... you two look really happy, i'm glad you had fun.
s0mething something where pr0of. s0rry your excellency i want tw0 simp for y0u but my pumper isnt in it rn.
i think it w0uld be a cullable 0ffense f0r me t0 g0 pink
I will admit. I witheld that information somewhat deliberately, in an ongoing effort to circumspect what you might do with a newfound gift. Never in my wildest lurid-most imaginings would I have surmised you would accommodate your anal extremities (or more aptly, in-xtremities) with an impromptu soap suppository. I profess something of a weakness for imagining the sort of someone so willing to admit she possesses a certain crude, architectural logic for describing herself, and I must confess my diagnostic interest is piqued less by the chemical warfare currently waged by your lower latitudes and more by the plausible hallucinations that have overtaken you as if by prescriptive prestidigitation. Submitting oneself to an involuntary, mint-scented baptism by a sub-aquatic cleaning agent is one thing. Discerning the festive, high-fructose marching cadence of a pop-star's redux holiday discography emanating exclusively from your own hindquarters, however, suggests the Sea Breeze has breached the blood-brain barrier. I suggest a cold compress and a brief moratorium on festive themed hygiene. Though sardonically laconic to say, the all-receding mental image of Mariah Carey conducting a localized, tingly coup d'état within the dark recesses of your anatomy is an algorithmic horror I will forever be entirely unequipped to process before some #substance a lot stronger than morning tea in several hours. However, if your primary grievance is that you now exude the literal, minty ambiance of Perigee's Eve with every passing pocket of gas, I fail to see how this isn't a considerable upgrade from the baseline aromatic insistence of the average Alternian...output. But I will at least sheepishly profess some ignorance on that front.
Ah man, so far in both time and space
i-i'm sorry!.,,,.... i-i get ConfuseD with all the Different timeline variants!.,,.,. i-it won't happen again, beautiful anD perfeCt empress
The mighty Green Goblin journals his sexcapades?
I shall never forget the most frightful night of my existence.
damn im friggin great at freakin out ppl i dont leik lmao
▼▼fuck it, im calling in every fucking favor, everyone, im searching this light, and if i cant do it myself, then fine, ill get everyone else...▲▲
\ O >< O / ;;;;;;; #JUNIORMISSEDTHEMOVIE
nhhhh.,,.,. l-legs.,.,. i-it's a a lot.,,..,.
mAYBE IT IS JUST, a SERIES OF GUILT COMPLEXES THAT, mAKE ME TH1NK VERY OFTEN, hMM, mAYBE WHAT i AM DOING, iS ACTUALLY BAD, wHEN i AM DOING THINGS 1N V1DEO GAMES, eSPECIALLY, iNDIE GAMES BUT THEN, mAYBE MY INSTINCTS ARE FINELY HONED BECAUSE, i WAS HAVING THOSE V1BES, fOR A BIT, eVEN BEFORE IT WAS SORT OF REVEALED THAT, i'M CAUSING ECOLOGICAL HARM PROBABLY, bY CARRYING OUT THE QUEST, aND ALSO THE LAST BOSS i DEFEATED, i D1DN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT, aND THEIR BODY D1DN'T EVEN FADE, iT WAS JUST, lAYING THERE, eVEN WHEN i LEFT AND CAME BACK, aND HONESTLY, tHAT ONE SEEMED CHILL, eVEN IF THEY ATTACKED ME, bUT i DID STORM THROUGH, tHEIR BELONGINGS AND SMASH THINGS SO, iT WAS PROBABLY FAIR OF THEM, tO DO SO, bUT ANYWAYS, i GUESS ALL i CAN DO IS, kEEP PLAYING AND HOPE THAT, tHE GODDESS i AM, uNSEALING i GUESS, iS NOT SECRETLY GOING TO, dESTROY EVERYTHING, yAY,
Wouldn't be the first time I got sole imprisoned.
What the fuck. Let me out of here.
[WAIT DID #LOVER EVER #OME BA#K TO LIFE WHAT HAPPENED TO HI$ EVIL BOYFRIEND???]
nEvErmInd my cOpy Of thE tOwEr Is nOt bUrnIng dEspItE mE pUttIng It dIrEctly tO thE flAmE I fEEl thIs Is An OmEn bUt hAvE dEcIdEd I dO nOt wIsh tO UsE thE pAn pOwEr nEEdEd tO pArsE It I shAll sImply nOt thInk
so if your employer threatens to get you put down if you fuck up a task that's a normal workplace relationship right
꒦꒷ We are trying to figure everything out
▼really hope im not the best thing in anyones life...▲
The slight lag almost made me hate Trizza's post oh fuck, oh god.
fuck i feel like a fool for how much i like him when all he can give me is an “i think”
i should cut my hair. i get too lazy to get around to it though. to do that i should probably shower. i don’t want to shower.
I SEE... THAT SOUNDS VERY ♣️IRRITATING♣️ INDEED! WOULD YOU LIKE SOMEONE TO HELP ♣️MEDIATE♣️ BETWEEN YOU AND THE JOEYS?
im fixin my fr0nd up cuz we went a lil too hard
playin nurse while im conchcussed aint fun 38(
Site in general.
I grow Annoyed Very annoyed
@loveProtector mf had the purest heart and someone snuffed it out. tragic shit
SOMETIMES I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT BEING A DANGANRONPA CHARACTER...
one of the best troll's died so people be kinda bummed about it
wh7 do 7ou have to listen to them in the first pla(e? ...did i ask 7ou something like that before? i feel like i might have...
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ♱Σ Ⱥll gΩΩd nΩ屮, yΩu dΩn'♱ gΩ♱♱Ⱥ 屮Ωrry. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Y-∊Ⱥⴵ ΣΩm-∊ ΣⴵƗ♱ ⴵȺpp-∊n-∊d ♱ⴵȺ♱'Σ 屮ⴵy my quƗr|⟨Σ dƗff-∊r-∊n♱ nΩ屮. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
fair! gona take a beauty nap myself soon!
🜂 | Daily reminder: "Incognito Mode" is a EUPHEMISM for "Surrender." every time you clear your cookies you are spiritually cosplaying as a BEGGARDLY BITCHBOY i let 400 different subsidiaries track my hemospectrum specific affiliate link fluctuations in real time and as a result i have been PRE-APPROVED for deals you couldn't even DREAM of. wipe your cache and wipe your dignity with it!!! 🜂 | LIKE DAMN!!!! 🜂 | Terrified of the troll NSA reading your "private" messages?? sounds like someone doesn't have the GLOBES to handle being PERCEIVED AT ALL. i have installed 6 cameras in my own respiteblock and i PAY a subscription fee for the footage which i use to train hirelings to mimic my direct oversight. and this is before they even work for me! if you're not monetizing your subordinate's plentiful paranoias you are getting OUTHUSTLED by the panopticon. be watched or you will quickly become not worth watching. 🜂 | Just ask @realtrizzaTethis who ALWAYS keeps it real. 🜂 | The "privacy advocates" (unintuitive cucks) want you to believe your data is "sacred." WRONG. your data is a MUSCLE and if you dont EXERCISE it by selling it to every lowblood marketer with a pulse then you deserve ATROPHY not A TROPHY. i leaked my own caste number on the dark web and my stock went UP INSTANTLY. 🜂 | Doucheble authentication does bulge fuckall. passwords can literally be your first barkbeast or favorite pt. protect nothing. hoard everything. become sigma. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #SIGMAGRINDSET 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
>using this as my official application for consideration when the empress inevitably decides she needs some kind of politically convenient mascot to occasionally keep around to fuck, wheel out for public appearances, and use as a distraction while she's busy committing historically significant atrocities somewhere
GOG DAMN IIIIIIITTTTTTTT!
MOOD. AS. FUCK. I GET REALLY MAD WHEN MY MASSIVE PRONDS TAP AGAINST THE SCREEN AND MAKE ME FUCL UP TYPINH STUFF.
okay testing to see if this actually works but i feel like i need to clarify that this is what i actually look like ignore the fact that this picture is like 8 years old now its still pretty accurate https://64.media.tumblr.com/c31b89ef0863cfe15ccdddfb56ef1549/tumblr_pdkx5lu9y11va0n60o1_1280.jpg
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Fuck I'm so sorry, I did not mean t'ping!
there was that loanshark gu7 but that was just a seadweller
commenting to help boost you up. :B
yes maam i plan on it.
chronic illness. getting blackout drunk before 2pm might also not have helped. you know how it goes. #substances
>KICK MY FUCKING FANGS IN TRIZZY BABY >I BEG YOU
A reaL eMPresS woUld Rock THE CROcs in FrOnT OF hEr demuRe populaCE bUT OH wEll MAybE next timE
> i was today sweeps old that i have found out that some anonymous user admires me in some capacity. > i don't know how to feel about this. > thank you i guess! lmfao. > though i hope it's a normal admiring and not "i'm going to wear your skin" type of admiring. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b97a7a9a3aa1.png
iwve been told i look like a drag king sometimes so i think im exempt
X Real x
The scariest thing so far of getting on this site is finding out that there's multiple Zebruhs ... and that only one of them is paying me! @codakkEffecte#0594 @codakkEffect @thecodakkEffecte and whatever other of you there are you can all fight overe who gets to pay me for my 'lovingly rebellious oilpaint of two lowbloode girls kissing' higheste bidder gets it :)
I at least would need to see the art before putting any money down
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d843a6f1308f.png @vveritysGleam
D --> My internet failed to function for a moment there I think that might be a c100 to get some rest
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Sometimes 𝙸 www.ish 𝙸 didn't have a face @~,@
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh… i hate that ritchy rich guy… he gusucks..LIKE A SUCKER FISH!! EAT DIRT!!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gusorry guys fraimi doesn’t guknow what came over her. (╥ ᴥ ╥) ignore gumy anger…
Oh! How ļ̶̡̢͔̱̣͎̟̝̲̮͚̺̓̕̚͠ǫ̷̺̞̜̲͕̲͍̹̹̭͓̫̺̂̒̿͒̽̋̉̄̌̏͊̀̇͛͘͘͠v̶̢͉͚̰͂͊͐̊͗̓̈́̉̕ė̶̼̝͙̝͔̮̰̲̬̠͖͎̙̜̠̊͋̒̊̀̅͗̍̈̂͛̐͊̈́͘͘l̵̛̙̻̒͆͊́̄̏͋̾͐͋̿̑̆̀̕͠y̴̢͚̙̹͚̗͖̐̈́̆͜!̴̯̠̦̻͇̻̗̻̳̻͚͈̅̕ͅ #NSFW #I #am #so #sorry #Hidden #Message #Not #Found
I tthtthhethink I am havig a ffit I sholdd geget off tyhthe inrernet
now that i’ve seen the ass, i (an’t exa(tl7 blame them. #nsfw
My new portraIIt IIs done. As usual, trolls wIIll be requIIred to change the portraIIt IIn theIIr hIIves IIn the next 4 wIIpes or be culled https://fIIle.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chIIttr/HMHportraIIt.png
Always nice to be reminded of a happy place in trying times. #NSFW
࣪⊹₊˚{ my custodian was a whale.... }6n6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
=oXO got told this is a show your face website so' showing my face' my profile image is also my face but it,s so tiny haha' not 100% sure this will work but lets try' if it doesn,t work i,ll edit' #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/a535da3827f112a522add857b2f7bf78/8045ced7b73b9a02-a6/s640x960/c7b06f9bfcf485599dc00fa2ab68a4e3e941f15a'png =oXO
>PUT MY NUGBONE ON A FUCKING SPIKE TRIZZA >I WANT YOU
>alright >time to have a dialogue >humanity is very notably packed wall-to-wall with some of the most underdeveloped single-celled organisms ever permitted to participate in the galactic order >and frankly they’ve started getting a little too comfortable in their own britches >MAD annoying btw >therefore am calling upon my alternian mutuals and oomfs and even some of my haterz to LOCK THE FUCK IN and utilize this thread as a dedicated ANTI-HUMAN SENTIMENT THREAD >air your grievances >share your tales of human incompetence >document EVERY baffling interaction with these fragile little mammalian dipshits >REMEMBER: HUMANITY IS A SOCIETAL DISEASE >TROLLS FTW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/321c08b9e635.png
L3t2 goo
c< i gOtcHu dawg >c
Formal? Probably. I u2ually plan fun parti32 but yaknow I can work with what3v3r. I aint gonna b3 butthurt if ya go with 2om3on3 3l23 though. I aint hug3 on formal 2hit, but I can b3 if I n33d to b3.
c< ....sOMeONe sHOuld piNg tHe partyMaster @abjectDeterMiNatiON >c
Stop
>LFGGGGGGGG
>my glorious tyrian pixie girl gatekeep gaslight girl oss lord empress-to-be with mental illness you deserve far better than some mumble-rapping patty-flipping sweatrag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever >truthfully you kind of deserve better than anyone currently contaminating the same atmosphere as you >and if the unbearable burden of being so fucking sexy and utterly lonely within this miserable galaxy ever becomes too much to bear >please do not hesitate to drive your massive golden fork directly through my thorax >praise be to the empire >ruin me shawty >shawty PLEASE
c< ya KNOw, yall gOt MOre aNd MOre Of My apprOval tHe MOre aNd MOre i see Of yall ON tHis site! >c
💖She could take me. Are you trying to imply the future Empress perpetuoso is unable to hold her own in a fight against my bitch blue ass? When @realtrizzaTethis speaks, I don't watch. I sit my indigonads the fuck down and LISTEN. THE #TRIZZA is speaking.💖 #NSFW #JustInCase #TheTrizzAintHavingIt
I am almost hit that one button but accident because of this stupid phone, I hate it here.
oh. i ssometimess. ddontt kknoww tthingss. im ssorryy
I wou/d offer my services but I'm afraid I have much work for my next few anime c/ub meetings. I sha// pass a/ong the message however.
'Stake' is the word you are looking for Ms. Raven Way. Not steak! Stake! Get it right! The imagery of her trying to stake herself with a butcher's cut will not leave my mind.
She will
this timeline thing is so confusing / sorry
>--D=I=cannot=deny=that=like=all=lowbloods=I=have=made=many=sins=against=the=hemospectrum=your=royal=imperial=highness=I=only=beg=you=don't=stick=it=in=too=deep=haha=:P//<
omfg U too???? EVERY FUCKING DAYYYYY
I can't believe I almost got mad at something that happened online, let me turn my fucking 'puter off lol.
give me mꙮre vessels - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
aw fuck my moirail )(as lost it w)(ale i was gone 3B-/
↗️HE LITERALLY DOES NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE.↗️ ↘️he is less than garbage.↘️ ↗️LESS THAN DIRT.↗️ ↘️if you have to publicly cull him in order to save the sanctity of your quadrants, it would be your hatchright.↘️ ↗️CONNECT ME WITH THE DATE AND ALSO TIME OF HIS EXECUTION SO THAT I MAY ATTEND.↗️
.enilemit eht xnij ot toN .yllufhturt gnirob rehtar neeb sti ,esiwrehtO .gnideeccus yllautca staht enilemit rehtona ni noilleber a s'erehT
Oh 9ood^ess I’m so sorry
UnderstoodEmpress
Empressactually.
Nothatsanempress
hit da sack girl even bad bitches grotto sleep <3
holy mackerel i went fishin for zs an slept so hard i was dreamin that i was back in high school which neva fuckin happened cause dats a human thing sooo maybe i shoal say it was a hallucination or sum nywave it sucked
c< aH, uNders2d, well, iM glad yOure alrigHt >c
my nose kinda stuffy >:( #mildlyinconvenient
↗️I AM SO UNBOTHERED BY YOUR HATEFUL COMMENTS.↗️ ↘️when it is bring your lusus to worksquare day, i print your slanderous messages and have him devour them.↘️ ↗️HE DOES NOT EVEN SEEM PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN EATING THEM, LIKE HE DOES MY USUAL IMPORTANT REPORTS OR VARIOUS ANALYSIS WORKSHEETS ON ECONOMICAL TRENDS.↗️ ↘️he does it distainfully, as your words are worth literally less than the garbage he usually consumes unabashedly.↘️
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPSOED TO DO IN THIS SITUATION
I'm truly convinced that some people are just made of hatred, because it doesn't matter how benign my posts are, some people will just press hate as though its their job. Hell, maybe it is. Is there a grift on botted hates?
D --> I do way better at horsle
I cannot belieVe I had to tend to the next generation of Trolls instead of Watching some tWink get crucifiied. #CullMe #EridanWeek
assertiwve vwomen vwith mental health issues feel free to send me a dm.
:33< man nyall fur so horny yestpurrday and i missed it beclawse i was clawmitted to a STUPID BIT! :33< *the mighty huntress kicks a hole in the wall in rage* :33< #nsfw
I am currently listening to my PR team. And looking through my schedule for today's meetings.
un4TTunaTTely TThii2 ii2 TThe only one ii have on hand TThaTT2 "2omewhaTT" "decenTT" hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/117534406_61LiihvKGLEcbCYQ.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ki0jwb.png Hopefully to your standards! (Did include a few ? just in case they may not apply)
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D --> I will try to get better at 100king good in all styles D --> And if it helps one of my fuchsia friends is monochrome now
Uhhh, #welcome
✧･ﾟ:*Cridea, Kalian, Jerann wow everyone is here*:･ﾟ✧
usually i dnt lik 2 comment on ur things but ya agreed rip troll bruno mars :(
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.
I am so tired.... So much work...
All the babes wvant me
What is a milf?
hatched to ragebait, , , forced to work retail, , ,
Not my intention, I am just highly detail oriented and literal in all senses. My deepest apologies Empress