Juzz "Juzzo" Shannon "Shan-dog"
@ripperSunburn
boardies on, longneck in hand, living the dream
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bonza idea im doin it right now
:33< whats up efurryone its meow buttsman69 here with anyathpurr great animal review :33< *the mighty huntress reaches into the sea and pulls out a blue ring octopus* :33< nyow this little bugpurr!
put that thing back where it came from or so help me
kookaburra sits in the old gumtree, merry merry king of the bush is he. laugh kookaburra laugh, how gay your life must be
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Imagine I am laughing loudly just as my lusus would, as nature intended.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
>>| .i sense someone did not take .a shower. go .and throw yourself .into .a lake .or .into the .ocean.
oh yeah while im at it may as well dack myself and swim out to meet the bluebottles. sure thing mate
Mate, fuuuuck that, I ain't goin' anywherre nearr th' damn bastarrds.
One more thing actually doe$ anyone wanna earn like fifty caeger for $ome medical te$ting?
What sorrta testin'?
you know what mate if ya need another dole bludger on the docket give me a bell and ill nip on down
Trranslation: If ya need anotherr perrson who's brroke and livin' off goverrnment fundin' on yerr list, give me a call and I will be therre shorrtly.
day for it told me mate to do a shoey with his newey but he got maggot on the goon bags flat out, pegged his thongs at me like a bowler and pissed off to the middle of fuckin whoop whoop. now hes up shit creek without a paddle and gave me a bell to ask me to nip down to the bloody servo for a bubble O bill. Silly cunts gettin a golden gaytime or nothin #substance
what what does that mean what
Trranslation: "Th' weatherr is wonderrful today, so I told my frriend to do a shoey (1) with his newly-wed wife (unsurre about this one mate, might be a human thing). Unforrtunately he got too drrunk off of cheap wine frrom a carrdboarrd box, thrrew his flip-flops at me like a crricket bowlerr and vanished to th' middle of nowherre. Now he's up shit crreek without a paddle and gave me a call to ask me to go down to th' local serrvice station to get him an ice crream called a bubble O bill. As I'm upset at him, he is only gettin' an ice crream called a golden gaytime." (1) A shoey is an activity wherre ya put alcohol into th' heel of a shoe, and then drrink it frrom th' shoe. #substance
scarn mate
Not much mate, y'self?
cuzs nippers bday bash but the grommies are all tuckered out so its silly buggers time with the boys
anyway oh no. like five more humans show up amongst like twenty new trolls my god that's too much.
i don'T have an issue with most humans but when new ones crop up on this site they'RE always on some bullshit like we'RE here to be research subjects for them
im feelin more like im the one bein given the once-over and havin a squiz most of the time here. got meself a translator apparently too
never, ever trust a bogan thats tellin ya to smell his finger
anyone been seein the ragers that one wiggle is throwin these days?
No I ain't but I gotta look it up now.
one of the fellas from justice crew throws big bashes for the tots, like playschool defcon
Ohhhh yeah nah I seen 'em. It's a bit bloody overrkill 'ey?
well it sure aint old man emu or home among the gumtrees by good old mate john williamson now is it
how we all feelin about double dippin a Tim Tam slam?
I think I misunderst⚣⚣d the intenti⚣n ⚣f this p⚣st at first. Are y⚣u asking t⚣ share s⚣me s⚣rt ⚣f f⚣⚣d?
I’m føłłøwing up untił thøse łast three wørds, can yøu give me their meaning in this cøntext? (Regardłess, I think it depends øn the number øf parties “dipping”; if it’s simpły øne ør twø øthers, a døubłe dip may be fine. If it’s at a łarger gathering… I’d reałły rather yøu døn’t.)
Tim Tam slam, where ya bite two ends of the bloody thing and suck it like a straw with a cuppa
Yes! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #yourebluenow
well now im even more chuffed i get to be a true blue aussie battler with this one mate
looks like i got me a ripper translator over here to make sure all you silly galahs get what im havin a yarn about
c< really, peOple Need a traNsla2r? iM sure i caN figure it Out frOM cONtext clues >c
had some gronk block me coz he couldnt understand a word from me gob. didnt think i was that hard to get
c< HuH! tHats KiNda crazy, 2 be HONest, but, peOple be HOw tHey are >c
worst part was cuzz, i was bein nothin but nice, tellin him about the joys of fairy bread
c< really? blOcKiN sOMeONe Over fairy bread? KiNda fucKeN Nuts 2 Me, i wONt lie >c
