Juzz "Juzzo" Shannon
@ripperSunburn
boardies on, longneck in hand, living the dream
Let's play a game a-la-Make Some Noise: News headlines that aren't news. For example: New spider found in Australia.
You're out here havin a laugh like a right lil Kookaburra up on the power pole, but this is our everyday mate
That's the point of the game. New spider is not news.
AUR NAUR OI FORGOT EVERYONES SURNAMES OI REMEMBER THEIR FIRST NAMES BUT OI CANT REMEMBER SURNAME AT ALL
this is slander mate
finally got service on the ringer again. old mate got me n the fellas some game called sburb and let me tell ya, that lil fuckheads gettin it right upside the head when I see him. right fucked up me poor baby with bloody rocks rainin down like cats and dogs, they dont make holdens anymore!
I am sorry to hear that. Good luck with your game. Try not to die too much, you only have so many lives.
me fuckin strife specibus is a surf board, ive been whackin the fuck outta these shits
I. I see. Good luck, truly. I'm sure you will be fine. Perhaps invest in a second specibus... You can buy them on Prospit, and likely also on Derse, it's just a pain getting them back to your waking self. Or so I have heard. I haven't played the game myself.
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bonza idea im doin it right now
:33< whats up efurryone its meow buttsman69 here with anyathpurr great animal review :33< *the mighty huntress reaches into the sea and pulls out a blue ring octopus* :33< nyow this little bugpurr!
put that thing back where it came from or so help me
kookaburra sits in the old gumtree, merry merry king of the bush is he. laugh kookaburra laugh, how gay your life must be
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Imagine I am laughing loudly just as my lusus would, as nature intended.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
>>| .i sense someone did not take .a shower. go .and throw yourself .into .a lake .or .into the .ocean.
oh yeah while im at it may as well dack myself and swim out to meet the bluebottles. sure thing mate
Mate, fuuuuck that, I ain't goin' anywherre nearr th' damn bastarrds.
One more thing actually doe$ anyone wanna earn like fifty caeger for $ome medical te$ting?
What sorrta testin'?
you know what mate if ya need another dole bludger on the docket give me a bell and ill nip on down
Trranslation: If ya need anotherr perrson who's brroke and livin' off goverrnment fundin' on yerr list, give me a call and I will be therre shorrtly.
day for it told me mate to do a shoey with his newey but he got maggot on the goon bags flat out, pegged his thongs at me like a bowler and pissed off to the middle of fuckin whoop whoop. now hes up shit creek without a paddle and gave me a bell to ask me to nip down to the bloody servo for a bubble O bill. Silly cunts gettin a golden gaytime or nothin #substance
what what does that mean what
Trranslation: "Th' weatherr is wonderrful today, so I told my frriend to do a shoey (1) with his newly-wed wife (unsurre about this one mate, might be a human thing). Unforrtunately he got too drrunk off of cheap wine frrom a carrdboarrd box, thrrew his flip-flops at me like a crricket bowlerr and vanished to th' middle of nowherre. Now he's up shit crreek without a paddle and gave me a call to ask me to go down to th' local serrvice station to get him an ice crream called a bubble O bill. As I'm upset at him, he is only gettin' an ice crream called a golden gaytime." (1) A shoey is an activity wherre ya put alcohol into th' heel of a shoe, and then drrink it frrom th' shoe. #substance
scarn mate
Not much mate, y'self?
cuzs nippers bday bash but the grommies are all tuckered out so its silly buggers time with the boys
anyway oh no. like five more humans show up amongst like twenty new trolls my god that's too much.
i don'T have an issue with most humans but when new ones crop up on this site they'RE always on some bullshit like we'RE here to be research subjects for them
im feelin more like im the one bein given the once-over and havin a squiz most of the time here. got meself a translator apparently too
never, ever trust a bogan thats tellin ya to smell his finger
anyone been seein the ragers that one wiggle is throwin these days?
No I ain't but I gotta look it up now.
one of the fellas from justice crew throws big bashes for the tots, like playschool defcon
Ohhhh yeah nah I seen 'em. It's a bit bloody overrkill 'ey?
well it sure aint old man emu or home among the gumtrees by good old mate john williamson now is it