Juzz "Juzzo" Shannon "Shan-dog"
@ripperSunburn
boardies on, longneck in hand, living the dream
day for it told me mate to do a shoey with his newey but he got maggot on the goon bags flat out, pegged his thongs at me like a bowler and pissed off to the middle of fuckin whoop whoop. now hes up shit creek without a paddle and gave me a bell to ask me to nip down to the bloody servo for a bubble O bill. Silly cunts gettin a golden gaytime or nothin #substance
what what does that mean what
Trranslation: "Th' weatherr is wonderrful today, so I told my frriend to do a shoey (1) with his newly-wed wife (unsurre about this one mate, might be a human thing). Unforrtunately he got too drrunk off of cheap wine frrom a carrdboarrd box, thrrew his flip-flops at me like a crricket bowlerr and vanished to th' middle of nowherre. Now he's up shit crreek without a paddle and gave me a call to ask me to go down to th' local serrvice station to get him an ice crream called a bubble O bill. As I'm upset at him, he is only gettin' an ice crream called a golden gaytime." (1) A shoey is an activity wherre ya put alcohol into th' heel of a shoe, and then drrink it frrom th' shoe. #substance
scarn mate
cuzs nippers bday bash but the grommies are all tuckered out so its silly buggers time with the boys
anyway oh no. like five more humans show up amongst like twenty new trolls my god that's too much.
i don'T have an issue with most humans but when new ones crop up on this site they'RE always on some bullshit like we'RE here to be research subjects for them
im feelin more like im the one bein given the once-over and havin a squiz most of the time here. got meself a translator apparently too
never, ever trust a bogan thats tellin ya to smell his finger
anyone been seein the ragers that one wiggle is throwin these days?
one of the fellas from justice crew throws big bashes for the tots, like playschool defcon
well it sure aint old man emu or home among the gumtrees by good old mate john williamson now is it
how we all feelin about double dippin a Tim Tam slam?
I think I misunderst⚣⚣d the intenti⚣n ⚣f this p⚣st at first. Are y⚣u asking t⚣ share s⚣me s⚣rt ⚣f f⚣⚣d?
I’m føłłøwing up untił thøse łast three wørds, can yøu give me their meaning in this cøntext? (Regardłess, I think it depends øn the number øf parties “dipping”; if it’s simpły øne ør twø øthers, a døubłe dip may be fine. If it’s at a łarger gathering… I’d reałły rather yøu døn’t.)
Tim Tam slam, where ya bite two ends of the bloody thing and suck it like a straw with a cuppa
well now im even more chuffed i get to be a true blue aussie battler with this one mate
looks like i got me a ripper translator over here to make sure all you silly galahs get what im havin a yarn about
had some gronk block me coz he couldnt understand a word from me gob. didnt think i was that hard to get
c< HuH! tHats KiNda crazy, 2 be HONest, but, peOple be HOw tHey are >c
actin like a fuckin dole bludger skippin out on the missus sayin some fat ones like "just nippin to the servo for a pack of durries and a slab" then never comin back
worst part was cuzz, i was bein nothin but nice, tellin him about the joys of fairy bread
c< really? blOcKiN sOMeONe Over fairy bread? KiNda fucKeN Nuts 2 Me, i wONt lie >c
Seeing pe9ple misuse imp9rtant terms a l9t, s9 here's a refresher: A 'G99n' is a l9w-level su69rdinate wh9 is c9ntracted 9nly f9r specific tasks, and may 6e patr9nized 6y several individuals. They are g99ning m9stly, 6ut n9t always exclusively, f9r the paycheck. A 'Henchpers9n' is a full-time empl9yee 9f a particular villain 9r 9ther ne'er-d9-well type. They are henching 9ut 9f l9ng-standing l9yalty, genuine 6elief in the cause, 9r m9re rarely 6ecause the 6enefits and pay severely 9utclass 9ther career w9rk. Keep this in mind g9ing f9rwards.
goons also cheap wine bags, or any cheeky bevvy with the boys #substance
a cassowary is just an emu all scrubbed up for mardi gras headin down oxford! (dont approach cassowaries in the wild, theyll gut ya without blinkin) #HappyPride #violence
Woke up at bloody sparrows fart from the kookaburras havin a laugh and takin the piss outta this lil grommy just ridin on his pushy to the servo.
Trranslation: "Woke up at dawn because of th' loud cackle of kookaburrrras. I'm now havin' a laugh and jokingly mockin' this child who is on a push bike to th' local serrvice station."
Sometimes in life, yer only gettin pummeled coz yer in the shallows gettin dunked on the sandbanks. But when ya swim out past the breakers? That's real peace out there mate. Keep on goin
=oXO i don,t understand but i can feel the positive vibes and that,s great¡ =oXO
=oXO awawa i,m small''' good to have positive vibes though yay¡¡ =oXO