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Clamur Degats

@sanguinaryGracioso

꩜SocializatioN. HumouR.꩜

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 865Kull Score: 69112 followers6 following

꩜Nothing i love more than culling the nonbeliverS. Except maybE #WomeN. #YuP. #ImlesbiaN꩜

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꩜#EvilyurI꩜

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꩜Kiss girlS. Smash skullS. Drink blooD.꩜

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this is sOomething i can get behind.

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꩜Finished up dinner at the olive gardeN. Two bowls of soup and nine breadstickS.꩜

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Should've gone for ten. Disappointed.

꩜SorrY.꩜

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꩜Going to the olive gardeN. Can’t wait to see how many breadsticks i can eat this timE.꩜

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At least one, right?

꩜I’d say at least fivE.꩜

✨🍭🕷️ my money is on at least 2 🕷️🍭✨

꒰8 reaL cLowns can down atLeast 9, 10 for true juggLe fucks 8꒱

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꩜6’8. By the waY.꩜

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꩜WomeN. #YearninG꩜

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women!!!!!!

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🎉W O M E N🎉

women.,.. ( ̄ε ̄@)

꩜Going to the beach that makes you mirthful and frolicsomE. The beach that makes you sillY. The beach that makes you want to have a laugH.꩜

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꩜The feminine urge to squirt water at someone from a silly flower lapel piN… #ClownpostinG꩜

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✿ bro i do dat too but my flower has acid 😀

@glurpMaster[GM]

꩜Love that for yoU. :o)꩜

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꩜Forever fascinated by how much intestine is inside one trolL. I always think it would look nice strung up, but i can’t stand the smelL. #GorE #SaD꩜

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If ya drry it a bit it smells nicerr

@lunarLupine[LL]

꩜I’ll give it a trY.꩜

Ya can stuff them with flowerrs and herrbs an' that. Had someone do that with mine once, ended up quite nice. #gorre

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꩜Sometimes it’s hard to get my shirt on with such a big pair of horns on my heaD. Can anyone relatE? #HornypostinG꩜

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Can't relate. Get well soon, though.

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♨𝒴es﹗ 𝐼t's the w✿rst﹗﹗

you still. use. pullover shirts?

< ){ very relatable...! }( >

T[][]is is w[][]y I wear exclusively button-ups.

꩜I mostly wear zip-ups but if i really try sometimes i can get into a pulloveR.꩜

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"= yes yeah yeah true yeah that's true yeah. yes. true. very true. ="

꩜Bathing in the blood of the lower casteS. Life is gooD.꩜

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𖦤 Ew / man / what :||

𖦤 Not / what / they / mean / when / they / say / blood / bath / btw :||

i wish your clothes good luck, we stain ☠︎︎

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RAAPIIDLY AAPPROOAACHIING YOOUUR LOOCAATIIOON FOOR TOOTAALLY NOO REEAASOON #CAANNIIBAALIISM

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꩜SkincarE.꩜

꩜First date ideA. https://files.catbox.moe/0f0pnn.png꩜

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꩜Fuck my lifE.꩜

꩜Why do we need to choose between girlbulge and boynooK. Why can’t we enjoy botH. Why do we always need to fight when we can have the best of both worlds togetheR.꩜

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꩜#NsfW… FucK.꩜

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:33< both rule!

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:33 < who's fighting ofurr it?

꩜Beating you to the brink of death with thiS. https://files.catbox.moe/gpy94f.webp꩜

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Nah.

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[|||] i've always wanted liiiiiike a giant one of these,,, like comically huuuuuuge but it's still squeaky~

꩜I have onE. It’s very fuN.꩜

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꩜So many of you are forgetting the true reason behind the festivitieS. This isn’t about hopbeasts, this is about the great sacrifice the messiahs made to ensure mirth and hilarity for generations to comE… #DisappointeD꩜

꩜I hope he stays deaD. #EridanweeK꩜

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I just wanted to share the full clamur profile picture because it got a bit cut off! Here she is// https://files.catbox.moe/nquz2f.png

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thank you! that was my intention lol//

꩜Good afternooN.꩜ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SxEOvAOEg&pp=0gcJCcQBo7VqN5tD

꩜Since my last joke wasn’t received well, i’ve come up with another onE. What do you call it when the sun bends oveR? The crack of dawN. HahA. :o)꩜

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niiiiccceeee ✮ne.ᐟ

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That got a bit of a giggle from me!~

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꩜Thank yoU.꩜