Pristine Saint Pitch
@showtimeExecutor
Natural born Pitchman, Show-host, and CEO of your favorite hive products OFFICIAL BRAND AND PERSONAL ACCOUNT ONLINE STATUS: OFF THE AIR
As always, I live and breathe to serve women~! My blood pusher beats for their sake~! However, I am finding great joy in #MaleBonding, as well~.
✧˗ˏˋHubbah Hubbah!!! 🔥🔥🔥Need to get on this guy's good side, ASA𝐏ˎˊ˗✦
How fortuitous~ I only have good sides~.
✧˗ˏˋTHIS STUD WAS MADE FOR THE CAMERAS 📷📷🤳🤳🤳🎥📸📷 Where's the line for photos start? 🔎🔎 HAHAˎˊ˗✦
HMMMM, I see Pristine's d◎g h⟁s j◎ined.
✧˗ˏˋHe's a real good 🐕🦴🦴🐶🌭boy, Infern!!! HE'S TRAINED IN ALL SORTS OF TRICKS DON'T GET TOO JEALOUS OF MY LITTLE CHAM𝐏 NOW 😏😏😏ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋTHEY CAN HATE ME CUZ THEY AIN'T ME BUT THEY CAN'T DENY MY SLA𝐏✋ CHO𝐏🫱🔪 WORKS🍅🍆🥕🥔🫑🍠, CAN THEY!!! CAN THEY!!!!!!!!!!!ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋI GOT SLA𝐏 CHO𝐏, I GOT DARK TO𝐏 CU𝐏CAKE, I GOT IT ALL, BABYYYYˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋSURE DO-- OH WAIT, YOU MEANT MY CERTIFIED HIVE-MADE QUALITY CAKES🎂🎂🎂🍰🍰🍰, Shoot and here I thought you noticed the 𝐏ilates paying off 😳😳😳😳ˎˊ˗✦
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((PLEASEEEE MAKES THEM GLASSES OF WARM MILK
[I HAVE EATEN A BUN#H OF $TUFF YET MY $TOMA#H $TILL FEEL$ EMPTY I THINK IM GOING TO DIE #HITTR...]
[I ALREADY GOT MY WORM$ $HOT $WEEP$ AGO DEAR PRI$TINE, DO NOT FRET, RIT#HY KELDAM I$ LI#E AND WORM FREE]
✧˗ˏˋANOTHER TY𝐏E OF THING EATEN AT YOU, WAVES?? IF ITS NOT THE TA𝐏ES' DO I GOTTA BE A SHOULDER TO CRY ON WITH A COM𝐏LIMENTARY BOTTLE AT THE SIDE?🍺ˎˊ˗✦
[A LOT OF THING$ PRI$TINE ALL OF THEM $LOWLY EATING AWAY AT ME I AM ANXIOU$ AND DEPRE$$ED BUT ALA$ I DON'T LET IT GET THE BE$T OF ME I MAY JU$T BE HAVING A WEIRD APPETITE BE#AU$E OF MY $I#KE$$]
✧˗ˏˋNow, now, now Ritch! ✨𝐏retty✨ boys shouldn't HAVE problems I got 2 perky fins and a schedule I SCHEDULE YOU LET 𝐏RISTINE KNOW WHAT AILS YOU, 𝐏HYSICAL, MENTAL, I COULD KILL FOR YA✦ IM GETTING MY 𝐏EO𝐏LE TO SEND YOU SOME SOU𝐏 AND OFF THE MARKET 💊MEDS💊, DON'T KILL THE DELIVERY KID🔫🔫🔫✦ˎˊ˗✦
[#HITTR WOULD YOU $TILL LOVE ME IF I WA$ A VIOLET $LUDGE THAT MAKE$ YOU GET RADIATION POI$ONING ON #ONTA#T??]
✧˗ˏˋREV U𝐏 THE GEIGER COUNTER☢️☢️☢️ BECAUSE IM COMING HOME WITH THAT "KELDAM GLOW"😎😎😎ˎˊ˗✦
[YOU'RE TOO FUNNY PRI$TINE WE GOTTA KILL YOU NOW]
✧˗ˏˋATLEAST MAKE IT A BELOW NECK KILL, RITCH🩸🩸🩸, I want the photos to show I was still a looker✨✨🌟🌟🌟✨ˎˊ˗✦
[DO NOT WORRY WE WILL HAVE YOUR $HINY AND BEAUTIFUL FA#E PO$TED ↑ ON THE FAN#IE$T MO$T ELEGANT GOLDEN MU$EUM PODIUM$ IN ALTERNIA]
✧˗ˏˋIF YOU REALLY WANNA SWEETEN THE DEAL FOR ME TAKE MY BEHEADED MUG AND FREEZE IT LIKE THE HUMANS DO WITH THEIR ELITES🐭🐭🐭🐭, 𝐏UT ME ON DIS𝐏LAY ITS WHAT I WAS MADE FOR✦ WITH THE GOLDEN 𝐏ODIUM✦ AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA✦ #LEGENDSNEVERDIEˎˊ˗✦
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=>>ritchy and nalinø have been Missing før like 3 høurs nøw 0_0>>>
✧˗ˏˋWoah woah woah, am I hearing that I'm gonna have to get the dogs🐕 out on the trail, what's the situation I'm hearing????ˎˊ˗✦
=>>well we sent ritchy tø get a new cøffee Machine at the Mall and a new guy called nalinø whøs been hanging øut with us tagged aløng and ritchy just said they gøt løst in the Mall>>>
✧˗ˏˋShit, those things are made to maze you in and make you stay for hours, TRA𝐏𝐏ED IN AN ENDLESS FROYO🍦 AND 𝐏ERFUME SAM𝐏LE LOO𝐏!!!! Am I going in on a recovery mission, boss boy✦ Or is there hope for our heroes???🤔🤔🤔ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋANYWAYS, got real into that chiropractic nonsense! TRIED IT MYSELF, AND WOWEE✦DOES IT WORK, I'M TELLIN' YA✦ THOSE MATTRESSES🛏🛏🛏 I WAS TALKING ABOUT? I'M GONNA NEED IT FOLKS✦ Fucked myself up, HAHAHA✦🏨🏨🏨🏨🏨ˎˊ˗✦
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Jegus... You Don't Have To Speak In Mostly Caps, You Know. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
✧˗ˏˋSorry for my rude outburst, as you might've heard, "Done broken brokened myself"✦Yeowch😷😷😷😷ˎˊ˗✦
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Yes, But You're So Loud About It. I Can Almost Hear You Shrieking Even If You're Not Speaking. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
✧˗ˏˋI got a strong voice, come onnn it just makes that hidey hippie place your in less lonely🥺✦ ARE YOU GETTING THIS? CHECK CHECK, YES, YOU, THERE, TREE-LOVER✦ IN THE BUSHES✦🗣🗣🗣👉👉👉🌲🌲😲🌲🌲ˎˊ˗✦
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Do Not Call My Hive A Hippie Place. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ It's In The Woods. That's All You Need To Know. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
✧˗ˏˋLooks at the camera🎥📷 with a shrug and a knowing glance!ˎˊ˗✦
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ You'd Better Not Be Filming Me. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
✧˗ˏˋWhatcha gonna do, lob a few 'matoes🍅 at lil' ol me? 🫣🫣🫢🫢ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋThey think they can make me stay? FUCK OFF🗣🗣🗣✦ I HATE HOS𝐏ITAL FOOD! EEEE-yuck! A series of spit-takes ensue💦💦🤧🤧✦ˎˊ˗✦
[WHAT THE FU#K WHAT HAPPENED PRI$TINE]
✧˗ˏˋI WONT LIE TO YOU, OLD 𝐏AL, I JUM𝐏ED THE GUN ON THIS ONE✦ THE CONSTRUCTION SEEMED EASY, AND I WAS GREEDY FOR RESULTS✦ IT'S THE INVENTOR 👨🔬🔬🧪🥼IN ME✦ MY HUBRIS✦ IT WORKED WELL✦ As everything I make does🔧👩🔧, as you know✦ BUT, TOO WELL✦ HAHAHA🤭🤭😛😬ˎˊ˗✦
[HOLY $HIT I #AN ALREADY IMAGINE YOUR HEAVILY DI$FIGURED $PINE PRI$TINE ME AND THE WHOLE OFFI#E $END YOU OUR DEEPE$T #ONDOLEN#E$.. UH #AN YOU MAKE $URE THAT TROLLMU $HIT DOE$NT HAVE THE KELDAM LABEL ON IT]
✧˗ˏˋTELL THE LOT I'M FIIIINE, MY FISHY FELLA✦ I'VE HAD WORSE, LIKE, WOAH MAMA🗡✋️😱😱🤯 TY𝐏E WORSE✦ THIS IS 𝐏USSY SHIT TO ME, THESE WONDERFUL 𝐏AIN KILLERS AND A MEAN HUG FROM THE BOYS ON STAGE RIGHT CANT FIX✦ MEDS ARE A BOYS BEST FRIEND, CURLS😉😉💊🚰🚰ˎˊ˗✦
[OH YEAH THAT MU$T HURT, THE OFFI#E HA$ PROMPTLY EMAILED ME $HITTY RENDITION$ OF YOUR PRE$UMED INJURY.]
✧˗ˏˋOH C'MON NOW, IF I'M GONNA GET A RAGGING I MIGHT AS WELL SEE IT✦ SEND THOSE ASA𝐏✦ I NEED A LAUGH✦😛😛😛😷🦴ˎˊ˗✦
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✧˗ˏˋYOU KNOW WHAT, this is pretty accurate to how it felt✅️✅️✅️✅️✦ You got some SEERS in your place that's good to have✦ Wow, they really captured my eyes👁👁ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋAH YES, STATE OF THE ART✦ VROOOOM VROOM, HEALTHY S𝐏INED, SAINT 𝐏ITCH IS ON THE ROAD WITH A A𝐏𝐏ETITE FOR 𝐏ROJECTING MY TRAUMAS! AHAHHAHAHAHAHA🚗🚗🚔🚗🚗🚗🚗💥💥💥ˎˊ˗✦