Pristine Saint Pitch
@showtimeExecutor
Natural born Pitchman, Show-host, and CEO of your favorite hive products OFFICIAL BRAND AND PERSONAL ACCOUNT ONLINE STATUS: OFF THE AIR
Gone. Through like. Three boxes. Of cigarettes. In the past wipe. Alone. #substance
✧˗ˏˋLight work, down 3 more, make those smoke companies BEG you to sponsor them #getNOTICEDˎˊ˗✦
Hah. As if. I would. Be a good. Figurehead. Mascot. Whatever.
✧˗ˏˋIf a Humped-Desert Mule can be one, SO CAN YOU, MAKE THAT HUM𝐏ER YOUR BITCHˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋGET ME OUT OF THIS BORING MEETING, its been 3 hours more like 3 SWEE𝐏S, I'm the guy that runs things in this place, I need to hire someone for this im going to start biting my nubs off!!! #HELLISREALANDITSA𝐏OWER𝐏OINTSLIDESHOWˎˊ˗✦
# $tay $trong! You ¢an make it through! Then you ¢an…I don’t know, hit $omething with a golf ¢lub out$ide! Whatever you do to de-$tre$$! #
✧˗ˏˋIM SLI𝐏𝐏ING✦ IM FLATLINING✦I NEED A MARGHERITA🍸 AND A GOLF CLUB🏌♂️🏌♂️🏌♂️, STAT✦ YOU'RE RIGHT, I HAVE THIS IN THE BAG, that's the curse of bosshood😫😫😫🏆🏆🏆ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋGoing to be doing more sniffing-salves for the sniffin' man, and I remembered my first release!!! IT ROCKED THE JOINT, HAHAHAAHA✦ #RememberingTheGoodTimes #SmellLikeMe https://i✦ibb✦co/BV1DW4yN/IMG-7372✦pngˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋAHHHHH, OKAY, OKAY!!! HEY, YOU'RE LEAVING ME WITH NO CHOICE HERE!!! If you want to bask in a FRACTION of what it feels like to be ME🌟🌟🌟, be around me, slinging it straight with the big boys, getting TAIL, HITTING THE BIG 𝐏EO𝐏LE 𝐏LACES??? Open your smell sponge and whiff, what's that? Woodsy, dewy notes?💧💧🌳🌳🌲🪓🪓 You fucking know itˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋWell, are you going to make me look silly here??? START TALKING, SQUEAKS 🔫🔫🔫ˎˊ˗✦
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✧˗ˏˋ-per last post, make note: Not Squeaky though, that one runs off leash, bow your heads when she STRUTS BY, she's chipped with a pedigree 👍👍📍📍📍📍ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋShe's even got papers! 𝐏atented and 𝐏AM𝐏ERED #SquakyCleantheBarkingMachineˎˊ˗✦
↗️MY BELLOWSACS AND CAVERNOUS LUNGS HAVE BEEN IRREPARABLY DAMAGED BY SOCIALLY↗️ ↘️"hocking on that phat one"↘️ ↗️AND↗️ ↘️"ripping that sweet fog madness"↘️ ↗️WITH MY SUPERIOR.↗️
✧˗ˏˋTHATS THE FEELING OF GOOD BUSY-NESS, REVEL IN THE SORENESS, ITS YOUR REWARD 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆, ya little bottom-feeder👍👍👌👌🤝ˎˊ˗✦
↘️i do not even smoke cigarettes.↘️
✧˗ˏˋ𝐏opped your cherry 🍒 , did I? 🤣🤣 HAHAHAHA GOOD MAN GOOD MANˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋSomeone, come pick this cigarette and smoke it infront of me, Ive become pissed off at the idea of this delicious little shit going unsmoked😒😒😒✦ I wont do it 🤢but Ill watch for a couple of bucks just to ease these nerves✦ I need another smoke✦ˎˊ˗✦
↗️I WILL DO IT FOR FREE.↗️
✧˗ˏˋOh, so you save me caeger, I like that moxie, BLUE-BOY🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋTook a smoke break amidst my creative juices flowing and saw a whole cig on the floor, who died to give that shit up, I'm half tempted to smoke the thing to honor the clearly dead prior owner✦ Not even stepped on✦ #Cinderellaˎˊ˗✦
↗️THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF A TRUE, UNADULTERATED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️so unwavering in his devotion to filling his internal tarsac that he is just inviting opportunity.↘️ ↗️JUST ROLLING IN POTENTIAL.↗️ ↘️i would do it.↘️ ↗️AS IN, I WOULD ADVISE YOU DO IT.↗️ ↘️and if you are unwilling to place the remaining nub of your nictotinestick anywhere else.↘️ ↗️I WILL TAKE IT.↗️
✧˗ˏˋYOU FREAK OF NATURE YOULL ACTUALLY DO IT TOO WON'T YOU!!! GREAT!! I expect you here ASA𝐏 to smoke this pathetic thing, make it snappy, worker-caste✦#SmokeThisFloorCigˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋAs a businessman I RES𝐏ECT the low level cogs in my beautiful machine, the sweat of their brow greases the inner workings and keeps MY lights on! Now, once they can handle the spotlight maybe Id consider letting them climb the rung of "living dartboard" on MY business model, ITS A DOGGY DOG WORLD AND I GOT MANY LEASHES TO MANAGE ALREADY!!! #WearingTheBoss𝐏antsˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋHmm, doesn't got that ring to it though, does it? I'll stick with the catchier one!!! Run off my lawn, runt!! Yip-Yip!!!😄😄😄🐶🐶🐶🐕🐕ˎˊ˗✦
↘️do you mean this.↘️
↗️ARE YOU HIRING.↗️
✧˗ˏˋFrom the very bottom of my aching blood pumper, who do you take me for, Checkstub?😄😄😄🙏👌👌ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋWOAH THERE TIGER✦ I love that attitude! Find me when you get into managing showbiz🌟, I dont let just anyone lap at my feet✦ I pay good money for these!! 🤣🤣🤣👞👞👞ˎˊ˗✦
↘️ohmugodd↘️
✧˗ˏˋI know, starstruck, aren't you? 𝐏ut the socks I knocked back on, sport, I dont care much for slacking on the clock! #TIMEISMONEYˎˊ˗✦
⚓︎ i think e〰eryone on this site is pandead 〰〰atere〰er not replyin to nonsense anymore
✧˗ˏˋYou don't have to stop replying, old sport, you need to start winning, RUN THEM OVER! In the biggest yacht✦ Shit, get TWO🛥️ yachts🛥️ to do it #SOCKITTOTHEM🏊♂️🏊♂️🛥️🛥️🛥️💥💥💥ˎˊ˗✦
⚓︎ 〰〰ere that i f〰ckin co〰ld online 〰〰e need a dedicated c〰ll b〰tton for sead〰〰eller 〰sage these lo〰〰bloods are gettin too comfortable sittin behind their screens t〰〰iddlin their th〰mbs
✧˗ˏˋIt's called I𝐏 tracing, sport, and we got apps for zapping these suckers clean off the map✦ You got yourself a subscription? Remember, WHO is on a YACHT right now, having a HIM partyˎˊ˗✦
⚓︎ f〰cking me thats 〰〰ho 〰〰hate〰er yo〰re sellin im f〰ckin b〰yin
✧˗ˏˋTHAT'S THE TALK OF A COLD-BLOODED CAEGAR DWELLER I WANT TO HEAR! Cue the applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏ˎˊ˗✦