♦ pitied by @singularityManifest
How am I suppose to have a epic duel with Sylink if THEY CAN'T EVEN USE A FUCKING SWORD? We need to fix this guys, it's like going to Jade Harley and being like "Hey you can't use space powers" or going to Doc Scratch "hey you can't follow everyone on this site" IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
Sorry. I am not feeling it today.
only if yOU pick mInE.
}(]]]]]) < if i Ǧet 50 re₽lies on this chitt i'll stream my matches in Worlds tournament with my ASS OUT > ([[[[[){ #nsfw
i hhavee bbeenn. mmostlyy nnormall dduringg the ssleepp ttestt but. i am ssuddenlyy ffeelingg it a llittlee bit all at ooncee i tthinkk. i am sstilll. ggettingg ssleepp! wwhilee we are ttestingg! bbecausee it wwouldd be a "ppoorr. use of llimitedd. rresourcess" to ggivee me. no ssleepp. but it is. iintentionallyy not eenoughh. ssleepp. i am ttiredd.
that's what i get for putting on a bit of a show, i guess
i hhavee bbeenn iimposterr. 6 ttimess.
To be honest I was kinda expectin' to die young. "Half-as-long, twice-as-bright" kinda deal so I never thought I'd get to this stage. It's...grown on me. I won't lie.
I am too. Roxanne has been teaching me to use this fucked up device called an 'ove-in.' It's like a microwave but longer, but also the food doesn't come out tasting the same every time you use it. So I'll keep you posted on my progress.
Oh most definitely.
Upon further reflection (I paced around the oval office like a lunatic), I have come to the realization that one was most definitely on me. I have also come to the conclusion that I am also a stupid idiot. Those two things are, weirdly enough, two separate thoughts. On a slightly related note, his son just posted a rap about us and is currently hyping me up about the situation. So I guess it wasn't too bad? I think? Thank you Dave?? Regardless, an apology is definitely in order—I will likely be out of the office tomorrow.
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>> P1EAડE BARE W¡TH ME. H¡T ડEND TOO EAR1Y
note: they all betrayed you. they are the fates. corrupting the session in the past, robbing your luck in the present, and killing you and everyone else in the future. how apt a name it was to choose as a group after all, huh? huh? so do you think its worth it to save them when they ruined everything completely? would they save you? when you gave their life to them, when you followed every single instruction diligently, gave them everything, and all they did was keep secrets from you? when they shunted you into this misery and they smile at you every fucking time they wake up with their glossy eyes and their empty expressions and you need to read this stupid fucking profile every single goddamn time over just to save their miserable fucking asses and you ask yourself why, why, WHY, why the fuck are you doing this? just walk into the door! immolate yourself! just fucking do it already! they wouldve wanted it too! half the party tried to kill everyone else anyway! do it! DO IT! DO IT FUTURE ME JUST RUIN IT ALL JUST BURN IT ALL AND DONT LOOK BACK AND ACCEPT THIS FATE ALREADY
time slows and i am there at our camp again theyre all angry at me and theyre shouting at me. wane's neck still has marks i ignore them and march and corner the mage of space. hana kilroy. hana what did you do hana shes backing away slowly peru and wane are armed and ready to take me but the world rotates backwards on my whim and their weapons vanish before they realize i was even there; freely violating causality as my class and aspect burn brighter and brighter theyre all angry at me and theyre shouting at me. wanes neck still has marks i ignore them and march and corner the mage of space. hana kilroy hana what did you do hana shes backing away slowly my other teammates are defenseless i can hear her breathing in ways i never, ever knew. and she confesses. "i just couldnt take the pressure anymore... none of this is what i really wanted. i-i just wanted to play a game, not reshape reality, and- i knew- from the books i read in my land and talking to echidna, i learned how to initiate it myself. your wreath when played wrong starts the scratch but" but "but i never finished it. i- i thought of all the effort we put into this. all the love, and joy, and i just- i couldnt go through with it. im sorry- im sorry! i should have known sooner- i should have SAID SOMETHING, I KNOW, we're ALL about COMMUNICATION but its SUCKED. and now its eternity remaking a world i was already happy in! none of this was advertised! NONE of this was said! doesnt that bother you? doesnt that, even for a moment, p h a s e " the mystery was solved. hana kilroy, our mage of space, attempted to scratch the session a long while ago. as it was incomplete, it never went through, but the damage inflicted from the wreath seeped quiet energy that could facilitate it in time. because our witch of light, wane, took my luck right before this day, coupled with my god powers and the growing instability of the session, my powers kicked in holding it all aloft. i was struck with this divine punishment while everyone else continued onward perfectly unaware. because of this, all of skaia's internal gates and portals grew corrupted... including the reward. the exit out of the game. our maid of void felt this disturbance and had planned to kill us all mercifully and swiftly to ensure we would not be ensnared in the growing pollution caused by a breaking session right at the finish line. i was not there anymore. mentally, or physically, i retreated onto a random room in the endless shining skyscrapers of my land and sealed myself shut.
Grumble grumble grumble. #grumbleposting
>> Out of a11 the terr¡b1e th¡ngડ ¡n the wor1d r¡ght now, a11 around me ¡ th¡nk the greateડt tragedy ¡ડ that ¡ don't have any more m¡1ktea r¡ght now. Why ¡ડ th¡ડ happen¡ng to me
What about giant slitherfang venom from a giant slitherfang that really hates you?
⚓︎ ho〰〰 abo〰t i d〰el casper instead
One day you people will stop electing me president and I will be free of Chittr.ing and your oddities.
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Can you write a ninety-word paragraph explaining your point, with evidence, analysis and an explanation of what that analysis means?
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:ME Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same... Except you don't exist? Everything functions perfectly without you... Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@cherubicTension You forgot this for good reason. Sunrise was fearful for good reasons. Enough to char trolls severely depending on the caste. You sat there with your matesprit in shade where the sun wouldn't touch you. You loved her more than the skies. "When you leave.. can you take me with?" Her face twisted at your question. You waited for her answer regardless as the sun rose above the horizon. Grass blowing in a slight breeze and most things settling down. She never answered. You moved over and kissed her head. "No matter. That's later. I love you" It seemed forced "I love you too" #redrom #drama You knew it was inevitable. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Not many memories surfacing, I need a way to keep myself entertained somehow.
>>| .uhhh. someone broke .into my hive .and .everything .is .in ruins. literal. cocoon .is flipped, tables shredded, server dented with something sharp .i guess, cables .all cut .and my husktop destroyed. .i'll be .away, .i need to. need to find .out who .it was .and get some stuff to recover the damages. .uhhh, stay safe?
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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@discardedPasts Your first date together in person, and you were a fucking mess. Absolutely plastered drunkenly working up the courage for your date. Your brother of course ridicules you throwing away of comfort and solidarity more than anything. Your date finally shows and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, throw out a thousand lifetimes a thousand different memories a thousand different worlds doesn't matter You want her to be yours forever. The night was a mess You confessed things you meant to keep secret, she of course listened comforting and even offered you so so much to do She offered to teach you She offered to love you She offered everything and more. Don't you miss her where is she what is she doing Has she forgotten about you Has she? 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY
it can't be that hard to find a bEAch. i just hAvE to kEEp drIvIng in OnE dIrectiOn. EventuAlly i hit it.
>> Yeડ..? (〒﹏〒)
>> ડ¡gh .. okay, yeah, ¡ w¡11.
c< tHree HOurs, Of fucKiNg walKiNg.... seriOusly, iM NOt certaiN ill MaKe it bacK iN tiMe 4 tHe party, sadly -seNt frOM KaraMa's palMHusK >c
we spoke. i awaited until she was alone. away from the others. she obviously had no recollection of it. but i cut to the heart of the matter. i asked if she had seen any strangeness with skaia lately. she said no; but i focused in a bit deeper and asked whether or not our gates had seen unusual activity. the way i figured, the exit to the end of the game is another portal made by skaia itself leading to the new universe. she was quiet. and she told me this: "i didnt want to bring it up to worry anyone since we were so close to the end, but, the gates have somehow changed. it happened today, and i sensed their change. i had actually tested the property of the change as well; anything that passes through is annihilated, converted to entropic void. i tried first with an inanimate object, and then with a random creature. same exact yield." i remembered EL's words. void. the maid was the consequence. but it didnt add up; why did it all become void? she killed us out of mercy; the exit being void wasnt her plan. i looked at her and pressured her further. "what would you have done if we couldnt leave the game?" my heart only shattered further the deeper she slid into her silence. i couldnt hide it. tears ran down my cheek. pained, i looked at her, and she stepped to me to try and embrace me, and i stepped away. she bit her lip and looked at me, and just when it couldnt have gotten any worse, she quietly mentioned to me, "maybe this is our fate. four gods running a world... this is a recipe for disaster if you think about it, right? theres a reason pantheons simplified over time... perhaps if any of this could be salvaged, only one should step through that gate." i punched her. she hobbled back, and in muffling my screams, i flew away. she did not follow.
no. no- thats not... the right thing to do, here. even if... god, it hurts to even think about it. we've known each other since we were in diapers. we went to pre-k together. im- fuck... i just... she really did that, h-huh...?
she knew. there was something wrong. on some level, she detected something but she kept quiet. i havent confronted her yet about it. but she knew. i feel so sick
-=[dooyou not like themn_☺]=-
(( the one day this week i gotta actually gotta be offline for most of it, Karama gets no breaks, i guess, and also, have fun, and wish me luck, (im doin an interview, maybe ill actually be emploooooyyyeeedddd)
◌ It happened offscreen. The actual onscreen content was just people talking. ⧂
CASPER IS NOT MY KITTEN CASPER IS NOT MY KITTEN CASPER IS NOT MY KITTEN CASPER IS NOT MY KITTEN
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE MY HANDS FROM ME.
not really, but its not all that bad daeve has been making some in the background and they unionized against me and made this giant imp golemn thing but it was still too easy
-=[not yet_☺]=-
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what? B(
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-=[dso you guys think i can ddo a backflip_☺]=-
Also, it's not that grand, unfortunately. I see the vision, though.
How do any trolls function in Alternia without being perpetually terrified.....
Casper... Bored.
ww -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
YOU TOO, HUH?
its so )(ARD makin fronds nomoby likes honesty these days smh everyones like meenah thats rude meenah dont say that meenah ur wrong meenah whyre u bein so mean meenah ur too intense meenah u need to chill oh i dunno moby cuz if i reely didnt give a shit i wouldnt bother tellin u what i think DUMBASS i mean fuck where can i find hardened beaches who can dish out n take it like i do 38/ this #venting lame af i kind of dont efin wanna try anymoor
hmph i guess thats fair
and yet you shoot down every attempt at getting to KNOW you better to TEASE you better >BT
WAIT. NO. WRONG IMAGE. UNDO UNDO GO BACK BACKSPACE BACK BACKBACKCBACKBCABCA
>> ¡t'ડ okay :))
>> May ¡ jo¡n 👁️👁️
i can NEVER have any FUN #vagueposting
>BP!! i wanted to PLAY and you SIDESTEPPED IT
-=[SYLINK THIS ISSNTYOU PLEASE CANNMY FRIENDSSTOP GETTING JOBS FUCKKKKKKKFUCKFUCKCUFKCUKFUCKFUCJ x-)_☺]=-
you never let me tease you >BP
c< i wisH i cOuld, but, i caNt really.... uH, dO sHit abOut it? >c
Sylink I'm pretty sure she is also high I'm trying here.
im just a bird man i dont know shit
i can always make time for my cute lil' sylink, no? also my software lets me chitt as a secondary function >B)
here's where we're at so far: - friends dont know anything. they have no idea whats going on, dont believe what i tell them. - first guardian confirmed i didnt make the timeloop; im only keeping it stable, somehow. it said my role was to fix the loop. the problem is "void" but doesnt involve my maid of void player. she is only the "consequence" of the loop - the final battle doesnt cause the loop. but i dont know where the true source of the problem is. the first guardian is gone and hasnt returned to the same spot. i dont know where it is. it is working around the loop somehow, but doesnt seem involved in fixing or resolving it. right now, i dont have any leads. talking to my friend, the maid of void, ended badly in a way that my previous day didnt even record. so... im out of leads again... any ideas, anyone?
i thought if i opened them up more youd find me prettier B(
swap tabs how to wikihow how to delete chitt
dude that little green bitch never did send his ghouls #vagueposting
K--<blocked kryqus. teamchud divorce is real.
OF COURSE I FUCKED THAT UP.
"= mediculler online rn? shaking + multiple aches + potential nasalbleed + mood instability. not sure as to reason. impendingly awful feeling but this is not supernatural in origin this is just some shit. ="
HRRRN.
Pump the brakes. Ya'll thought a random ass human was weighing in on caste politics nightly?????
Just let oout the biggest sigh yoou're always talking aboout soomeoone else in MY replies
eating
i ate SHIT, FUCK #livesgrubbing
i kinda wanna cry right now but i cant even do that when this dashboard is apparently being flooded by wizard pussy i dont get it
☞Serketp0sting will c0ntinue until (my) m0rale impr0ves.
trollgpt gave me that one i concoted the rest myself
<<"i knew it!!!!!">>
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason not provided
Sorry guys, I'm a hater right now because one of my hivemates wanted to do some defensive training with me, went "easy," and still knocked my ass to the floor about seven times. So I'm being an evil hater on the internet.
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guys please slow down i have to manually approve all these fucking messages oh fuck oh shit
(・ω・)b Do I get bonus points for this. I think half of Outglut hates me right now. @dailyQuests https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bad08f540671.gif
◖︎I swear, even th⛭︎ugh y⛭︎u can't get drunk in here, y⛭︎u can certainly get y⛭︎urself cl⛭︎se thr⛭︎ugh placeb⛭︎. Unrelatedly, I am having tr⛭︎uble sleeping in this tavern because ⛭︎f n⛭︎ise.◗︎ - QOTD: "pail downrd quad ztasign cull downrd again" - fifthide
huh? whats going on? thanks for the well wishes though, friend!
wow, i just woke up and found this awesome piece of social media? hi everyone! my name's timi! but you can call me tim. today's, by my calendar time, the 18th of may, 2026! and its been ten days since i god tiered! oh wow, being a bard of time feels so incredible. and everyone in my session has been so cool and awesome and helpful, and now i get to stumble upon a community of other cool and awesome people and trolls? wow wow wwoowww wow! i cant wait to get to meet all of you! im still understanding my bard of time powers, so if anyone has any pointers, dont hesitate to tell me! ill be on and off the entire day. haha, gotta work with the team and all! i cant wait to befriend each and every last one of you!
Tch....
K--<phunts boiler is fucking noisy (sent from phuntrs cupboard)
i dont see any? its just pure darkness broken by the sun, or rather i think thats the sun
They have taken his mother away from him, forced to be without a mother while she spends the rest of her days locked away from the world that had once shown kindness, and yet she chooses to be a harbor full of love for what was brought into the world as this young innocent is outcast from his own kind. Dumbo... you and I are the same. #Films...
⚓︎ f〰ck off f〰ck off f〰ck off
⚓︎ f〰ck yo〰 not yo〰r b〰ddy
⚓︎ i am ha〰in the 〰〰orst day an sherry isnt e〰en f〰ckin here right no〰〰
♯IMNOTREADINGTHAT
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I'm done napping. No one did anything cool while I was napping, right???
No matesprit day 1: I fear the end for me is near.
Kicks a rock across the ground... I see how it is...
couldnt find an eye replacement but i picked up a spare arm i had lying around, in other news, im feeling compelled to go down into the atmosphere of troll saturn by forces beyond me #livesgrubbing
is it normal to not have a sprite? the guide says i like should? #livesgrubbing
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/keyglow.png it glowed more when you asked that ]
Keep me :)
" What's Right With You? " Excellent Question, Absolutely Nothing. #larksoama
“Göödbye”
K--<thank god concupiscient anon is done chudposting
-=[i fflewwtoocllose to th e masquerrrrrrrrrade ssun x -)_☺]=-
-=[ ghhg #substance_☺]=-
you have no idea how hard it was to hold in my woofs that whole time.... ._.
if i keep getting punked like this i’m gonna have to hang up the heart regalia
god damn it. i’m throwing m7 hat to the ground
-=[ imiss mytmoirail x-)_☺]=-
Weapon-kinds sound limiting from someone who never had to dabble. I use all sorts of shit. Bats, spears, swords, my fists and body in general are weapons now. If I really have to I know how to use pistols and rifles. I'm really only a master with the spear and bat but like. Cmon. Diversify your fighting, keep them on their toes. #violence
When will you give up on your juvenile obsession with the moon?
>> ¡ have a poડt ¡ want to make but ¡'m a coward 1mfao
Ƹ 🌂 > 50 Ways to Evade My Villain Matesprit hasn’t updated in a few nights… =,_,= should the Dark One drop it… Ʒ
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⚓︎ can yo〰 sh〰t 〰p bt〰〰
♯obtuseonpurpose get the ♯fuck off my ♯post
Normal beam
Stabs everyone on this site.
im battery scrounging again im just gonna fall asleep in the alleyway everything is fumbled by kantan
Ƹ 🌂 > Sighhh. The Dark One is getting disappointed with the “VILLAINESS” manhwas… WHEN will they be ACTUALLY EVIL!!! Ʒ
-=[ so you cantotally tellits me then ugh ugh ugug uhuguh x-)_☺]=-
-=[ thi ssis so scaryyyyy x-)_☺]=-
K--<people are larping being chuds now oh my god
K--<GENUINELY THERES A MOLE IN OUR RANKS CAUSE ONLY LIKE 4 PEOPLE KNOW IM FUMBLING GUARD
i just got fucking fired
Ƹ 🌂 > Okay well you didn't have to comment that on MY post. Hmph. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > THE DARK ONE... hopes everyone at fight night spilled blood in their honor.. muaha...MUAHAHA!! Ʒ
fuck. heal beam sucks ass.
K--<feel free to make a concupiscient confession about me at literally any time btw
I am too drunk and stupid for this. #Heartbreaking. And on Yuri Day nonetheless.
To serve Her -mper-o<sness -s an hono<r, not a b<rden.
⚓︎ 〰〰ho ga〰e her my PERSONAL N〰MBER
>> Can we f¡nd ડome other way to ev¡ડcerate h¡m #v¡o1ence ¡ gueડડ
The cheater..
i took too lon6 to think about this and was too late with the joke.
Fuuuuuuuuck! I like girls!!!!!!!!
I gotta ask some of you chittrfolk about this. Say you have a revolver. There's three shots in it. So a 50/50 shot at killing whoever you're shooting. You have to shoot someone you love in the head knowing those odds. If you don't, someone they love is going to die instead. Now imagine the person you hold most dear looking at you and telling you to pull the trigger just to spare this other person. The other person is telling you not to pull the trigger. What do you do in this situation?
Update on the. fork experiment: I cooked a. fork in the oven on the highest temperature i could. crank it to and took it out. Glows red hot. I set that shit on the countertop and it starts melting its way through. Continues sinking for. like 6 inches until it cools down. Cannot remove. Dude im so. fucked my lusus comes home in like one hour what do i. do #help
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sorry don't see it.
K--<do you want to be in lesbians together
guess talkin to t)(e mirrors out of t)(e question for you
HAILO TROLL FRIENDSSS! Concerned troll heree!! I have wwoken up to a wweird message by a troll with a smirk devious enough to run your scales- I meannnn,, run shivers up one's spine!! I am making this an official report to be on the look out for this troll!! #vweryscared #thistrollsmells https://file.garden/af5jCCnTFCHPTflq/Illustration27.png
-=[ x-) myyy baka chud lifei ccanrbelieve i missed yyuri watchi n gg ghghh i tripped ovver my cablles and laidd in the hallway instyead_☺]=-
this what happens when u aint used to goin without goggles for so long smdh commentin on ppl posts w no rite context BLU)(
†) ACES7OR? NAY. WHEN AH SAY BEFORE YE 7IME, AH MEAN HERE ON CHI77R. (†
𓆩♡𓆪 → Ugh. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → ♠︎n♡ther fight, ♤n♡ther vict♡ry. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → But I h♤te it ♤nyw♤y. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → Bec♤use I kn♡w I didn't e♤rn it. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪
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oh FUCK
-=[ ill be honest ithought it was llike spinthe bottle or soething and thats why people werekissing i forgot it was just trueth or dare and now im too embarrassed to swing back to that but its okay !!! everythiubg is awesome_☺]=-
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ For a while I would wear this slutty turtleneck combined with my gloves because I'd hope someone would point out how slutty the turtleneck was. #nsfw #thiswasadare @archiveAddict ]
c< OOOOO, i waNted 2 gO watcH tHat.... but tHe rOOM was full.... sadge >c
c< tHere was yaOi? aNd i Missed it? gwuHHHHHH >c
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Every time someone says the word "gambling" I materialize out of thin air.
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AND I'LL DIE WITH FILE GARDEn
I am literally filegarden's biggest ride or die.
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Now they're fucking talking about cheese touch in my replies. What do I look like? The local tavern owner??? That's Karama!!!
(๑꧆◡꧆๑) So I nearly got blown up to get to the nearest Outglut Costco. (⁀ᗢ⁀) I think that was pretty tough but I had fun! #adroneisnearmylocation #yaysurvivalmode
-=[ no but fr imm hungry af_☺]=-
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Petroa just called me a 'Potential Matesprit', not in the manner of she'd date me- no, in the manner of the term 'Potential Man' ]
>:(
-=[ can i see_☺]=-
K--<not right now sylink
Maybe I chose the wrong post to express my feelings. But it still stands. More and more I feel alienated and shamed by the people who surround me. I don't feel like I fit in with humans anymore, and I don't know if I ever did. So, I find out there's a culture of aliens who's whole lives are about combat and warfare. While i don't agree with everything going on, I understand that they're pretty metal, I can connect with these people on an emotional level. They match what I have going on. Is that really all that wrong? Is it wrong to want to abandon what parts of me are human in favor of something that I feel speaks to me more? Im not about to start pretending I have horns or bathe in dyed alcohol or anything. But. I don't know.
⚓︎ i hate yo〰 all
⚓︎ 〰〰hate〰er
⚓︎ an no〰〰 im f〰ckin sore
⚓︎ F〰CK yo〰 i dont 〰〰anna talk abo〰t it
⚓︎ heh yo〰re gonna regret it
>I don’t have anything good here >damn >do I enlist myself for the condesce again guys
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I hope when you think about bitter Casper, this is the image in your mind. It'll make me feel better about being bitter on main. https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/folder%20for%20chittr%20stuffs/angy.gif
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no pages tonight sorry guys
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
i believe i have made my smashes very clear but i w0uld happily indulge any0ne curi0us t0 kn0w my p0siti0n 0n them if anyb0dy w0uld care t0 ask #smash0rpass
is it if i know jackshit boat swords tho 38? told ya i neva trained swordkind
>> HAJWHWKWNK ¡ don't th¡nk there have been THAT many about me?? ¡'m ડorry ¡f there have been too many ^ ^;;
<<"i-i mean, um, v-very few answer i give are, hehe...">>
AINT NO WAV-E @chillerAficionado why tf u fightblockin me bro 38(
does anyone else remember those gay noir detectives
...Pleasse never take thiss ssubsstance called "weed" I am genuinely freaking out what iss going on I'm ssmelling sshapess and ssoundss pleasse help me #ssubsstance...
Ƹ 🌂 > GRAHHHH!!!! Ʒ
How to delete replies on Chittr.ing.
i wantyou
-=[ mmy evil isnt turned on_☺]=-
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is currently waiting on the next CHAPTERS for Devious Daughter of the Duchy... muaha... I'm so impatient... does anyone have the untranslated chapters?! Ʒ
> 0kay n0t wr0ng
FUCK. DAMN IT. MY RAISIN AHHHH
fuck i forgot to have my raisin today
Masochism.
(⊙_⊙) ... Pardon?
I do not see it.
-=[ hghghsooorryyy sorryare you guyys stiile playing x-)_☺]=-
I see I missed confession posting. No matter, I will do it now. Confession: I desire that man carnally.
Confession, for those who missed it: The night we were playing Among Us and there was a single task left undone that almost lost us the game. Despite being one of the loudest, most disappointed people in ghost chat yelling at people to do their tasks. Twas I. Casper. Who did not notice that his card swipe in admin did not go through.
K--<i will not be eating dinner tonight because i donot deserve it
K--<everyone cool on this site blocks me the only person who want to talk to me is phuntr guynax
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ My usual place where I get smokes seems to be goin down soon and I'm pretty sad about that-- those cancers are premium. ]
I will be ready for )(im.
K--<🐴 Horsle 🐴 08 May 2026 🟨⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cabletwo.net/horsle
>> oh my gog guyડ ¡ forgot ¡ have matcha ¡ce cream ¡n the therma1hu11! !!! !! ¡ cou1d be eat¡ng ¡ce cream r¡ght now ¡ hope that ¡f you guyડ dr¡nk matcha, ¡t makeડ you th¡nk of me. ¡'d 1¡ke that. #matchapoડt¡ng #h¡meropoડt¡ng #ડameth¡ngmaybe
-=[ i was justtt thinkingggabout it x-)_☺]=-
-=[ i smell fine_☺]=-
I never did expect to need to deal in the exhausting romantic and social dramas of trolls beyond what was necessary for my Lord’s coming. But I suppose I must do what is best for my own future, as well.
they dont let me fight knight any more in account of my.frail bones
Real shit?
<<"i, um, i'm not exactly sure how i would do that...">>
Ƹ 🌂 > Ugh. This is so annoying. The Dark One is irritated. Ʒ
YESSSSS. Let's. Gooooo.
K--<theres only so many ways you can say "im fucking miserable and lonely" before you start to repeat yourself
xx_chchow_care_u_xx
Ah, if it isn’t the final day of #mistressmay - ah, no, it appears my time traveling work has confused me- it is only the sixth day! I’m joking of course, confusion isn’t something that affects me.
Green Ranger decides whether or not to make his own account. I am only an advisor in such matters! Hiyah!!
Red Alert, Rangers! An Alien Invader has been detected just south of Midnight City! Let's suit up and show this villain the true meaning of Justice! @pinkRanger @consequentlyOblique
K--<fuckfuckfuck i shouldnt have actually texted her
I was joking about it being a normal Tuesday and yall prove even the joke wrong jeezie petes guys
Ƹ 🌂 > NOT THE STUDIOUS TYPE? The Dark One is quite intelligent and consumes a HEFTY amount of ANCIENT LITERATURE every night. Swords are simply not their WEAPON OF CHOICE. Hmph. No CURSE for you then. Ʒ
-=[ i ssuckreallybadat monopoly_☺]=-
OKAY HEAR ME OUT, I didn't immediately assume it was about me because it's hard to wrap my head around people wanting a middle aged disabled veteran with 2 kids. I'm missing an arm and 2 legs, and the initial reaction to me here was of abject dislike and hate! okay! NOT ANYONES FIRST PICK!
-=[ thhey didnt even inivited me to monopolie_☺]=-
i did have to go through the initial realization that about 90% of those feral Trollbama posts were about me.
and yet in a cruel twist 0f fate im still ar0und
Believe me, I've tried. A nagging scheduellist can only do so much to keep a man from his glucose. - MC Oleana
K--<without my resentment i am nothing #myresentment
Ƹ 🌂 > Chitting in between killing someone is hard =,_,= Brb. Ʒ
What thing can you #directpost in my #dms
You know exactly where you will not be using them, of course.
hjhnnnnn
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.
i need a fucking wellness check dear fucking god
HOPITAL
Unlikely.
Can I know
They don't call me venture caspertalist for nothin'
I c🜔uldn't c🜔nvince my m🜔irail t🜔 g🜔 t🜔 the gala s🜔 I didn't g🜔 either and n🜔w I wish I was there!
I am proud to announce the donation of 82,300 caegars to Midnight City. Congratulations on all your hard work, Miss Serenity!
IT'S FOR CHARITY
hows he doin in there now im kinda worried aboat my job security here
Hey buddy you're an expert in slitherbeasts? Something is wrong with this oil I bought from Falice, do I need to refrigerate it or something?
Be The Change You Want To See In The World. Kill Someone In Cold Blood. #gore #violence #positive
You would be surprised how many times I have had to define ichor.
Looks like you made it home.
-=[ theressa whole songand everything_☺]=-
:(
#whatdatmean
Something like that, sure. But I have been advised against such measures by the organizer, which I will respect.
You can fight a little bit, as a treat. But I encourage you not to ruin Miss Serenity’s event she put so much work into.
My fellow Alternians and valued Earth-C residents, I would like to announce I am beginning a homoerotic situationship. It will ideally be spanning the length of multiple sweeps, and will likely conclude in an altercation of some kind between us. If you see me in prolonged discussions with heavy with eye-contact, as well as involved in dangerous situations, please do not help me. I am right where I want to be. Thank you for your time.
#lordpresident #englishbama is this anything
I can respect that. It would be beneficial if he were removed. However, I will admit, he is quite strong. Generally the strongest. However, Meenah is currently beefing with him on the timeline, so I'm no longer super worried
-=[ mmy eeverything huurts a little bbitt x-)_☺]=-
Fucker.
why are obama and hal hatefucking in my comments #nsfw
They called bomb squad :( Sorry.
- Or what if sommeone ELSE sees and feels a different kind of pity 😂😂😂 - Truly I don't know if I was hatched to Handle the specific kind of pity fromm a flushedromm
he's a content creator with way too much money and dumb ideas
Guys do I have little (im 6'2) guy energy? Be honest.
i would like the cabinet memvers to speak at my funeral except for broseph hes done enough of a service to this planet. meenah doesnt have to if she doesnt want to. rankmaid delete the messages
lasers
oh my god
Oh so they're fine.
Hmmm... My 'kull sco+re' seems to+ have finally o+utpaced my 'kult sco+re'... Have I been saying things that o+thers dislike? O+r is that the result o+f Hate-Bo+t being themself, and Kankri being... Well, Kankri, I wo+nder...
I'm not evil so I can't join the evil club
uh repair?
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So, anyone know how to get out of this thing? I may have jumped the gun a bit too early.
oh. i apologize once again for my ranting. existence is frustrating. I yearn for the days where I could just work at the brothel, come home and be with my beautiful friends and roommates
ī pērsønālly wās ālwāys pārtīāl tø l.ø.v.ē.m.ū.f.f.ī.n.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
"I thought you were asleep" and then he messaged me, so what? Gog forbid I'm available for my constituents.
Hm. Those are likely not useful to me, but I'm willing to send you some caegars for your troubles. It's appreciated.
Did not succeed in killing Caelum Send help
I can take him. You saw how weak he looked.
No, no. Caelum. I can take him.
I CAN TAKE HIM SYLINK. I CAN TAKE HIM.
My brother is chewing on ice directly next to my ear. I might have to kill him, actually.
:(
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FAHAHAHAHA SO UM. WYD IF THE GIRL YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON IS ACTUALLY ON THE SAME SOCIAL MEDIA SITE AS YOU????? HYPOTHETICALLY????????
Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.
If your guess was "the bar with no additional weight," you were right on the money. Caelum laughed too, it's okay.
How much do you think I can bench? Hint: its not a lot
Yeah go ahead and scroll for me.
Sylink please
WHY
THEYRE SINGKING ME OUT
Soooo, which jade do I lodge a complaint with about the baby hoard bullying me
WE SORY. GRAND MATRIATCH SAYS NO SWEARING.
Im nnot owned im not ownex!!!!
me, snuffling and sobbing while i open up the notif from 10000 grubs, "im not owned im not owned im not owned"
= B(---> Stop Pitying My Chitts You Pukes
HEY.
Will you hit me with a car. Please
-=[ e ev rery o ne h a̴t̷e̵s̷ me_☹]=-
-=[ i ihh̷a̶t̵e̷ this_☹]=-
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mayyybe!!꠹
-=[ yye h h_☺]=-
c< caNt defeNd it >c
>> Oh you a1ready know ¡t ¡ can't even defend th¡ડ one
-=[ hheh nnot me though ... .ii would hhate that .... x-) ii woould hatethat iff someonechased mm e down inthe woods annd pinned mme to a tree thhat sounds .... awful ._☺]=-
:33< haha yeah
B33 < @gleefullyCurvaceous https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/352/496/e92.jpg
not really a sword guy! but maybe an actual prank.
do you ewver get the wveirdest feeling that someone screen recorded stuff you said and set it to music
I once felt the same, but curiosity has always been my greatest folly.
damn fireball is SPICY #substances
-=[ x-) um_☺]=-
-=[ oh_☺]=-
-=[ nno_☺]=-
-=[ i typod_☺]=-
what would that be? life? time? doom? heart, ma7be?
☆ no and sKill mains are a plague on society. But they’re not as bad as graves mains☆
Even me? :(
HEY. If I'm not allowed to kill!!!
Hm. Maybe I will start #killing.
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Okay. OMFG. My boss lik£, actually lik£, mad£ m£ do work. UGH. UGHH!!!!!
yea thats what happens when the jo8 market in 2026 is the jo8 market in 2026, 8ut i'm also not flat out of money, i aint _8roke_, just drowning
I doon't understand what the fcuk Im back where i ladned need to hide°❀.࿔
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK THE WAHT THE FUCK Mh hands aere shakning whag teh fcuk I deidd i died but now Im back somehwo what the fcuk°❀.࿔
xx_do_u_wan_a_kissay?_x)_xx
xx_chchow_has_also_gotten_hit_by_two_motorcyclez_☝️_real_life_not_da_chchow_dat_got_hit_thrice_by_carz_xx
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Was it me? For the hot cheeto dust in my eye?
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ ōŌōŌōŌōŌōŌōŌōŌōH, i hAvE NōŌōŌō7 HaD AnY 7uSkBeAs7s wAnDeR NeAr bY... hŌōŌōŌpEfUlLy ōŌōŌōNe wIlL SōŌōŌō i cAn cŌōŌōŌmPaRe...
↘️look at the caliber of other individuals.↘️
c< ONe... fucKiNg... Nap.... ONE????? >c
I miss my wife.
[Voice of guy who keeps accidentally trauma dumping on the can't delete shit website] Why are my friends worried about me?
I Xrink both, spit the water in your face, anX attack. \
K--<i throw the glasses to the floor and challenge you to a duel instead of leaving it to the whims of fate. the one of us who walks out of here alive will have earned it through skill and not luck
It is actually a reoccurring thing in one of my daymares. It usually starts with me being paralyzed by the powers of a guy I used to know, he says some really long poetic shit. When he voice starts getting away I start to realize that he isn't going anywhere and I am being lowered into the ground. The last breath I take fills my lungs with dirt and grime. Then I wake up! Haha.
I miss her every day. #Addiction #Substance #Humpday - MC Oleana
✐ᝰ I am not surviving the corn thing. I'll never make it out alive. ᝰᝰ
HIIIII ICE BREAKER QUESTION NUMBER 3: IF YOU CAN HAVE ANY POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The girls HATE my single raisin breakfast. At least I will always have paperclip game.
NOTH1NG L1K3 LO4D1NG UP GRUBTUB3 4ND PL4Y1NG POV 4SMR YOU’R3 B4CK 1N TH3 BROOD1NG C4V3RNS TO SL33P TO
ugh i guess even the kindest man in the world is still a man :/ #vagueposting
i'm not letting you up here to fuck up the planetoid i'm on. what if we fall out of orbit.
The more I read everyone's posts, the more confused I get. Maybe I should tell Jay next time we meet about this.
Number go up, make Casper :) Sylink make Casper :(
i ♯hope ♯matespritisl& ♯blowsthefuckup ♯infire
Oh my word.
"MOUTHFUL OF WHAT. MOUTHFUL OF WHAT." OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE EVERY ALLUSION TO A BODILY ORIFICE WOULD LAUNCH ME INTO A SUDDEN DEATH ROUND OF OF POKE THE PERVERT!!!!! I AM BEATING YOU PEOPLE OFF WITH STICKS HERE!
Nev'r mind all th' human weddin' dresses are super expensive. 'll wait until I might get married in the human way I guess... @_@
Um, I know tha's probably off the table, considerin' 'm quadless and all, but-- I like t'think I'd look pretty in one of those human wedding dresses... eheh.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ that post wasnt vague enough ]
K--<who want me
Using an anonymous account to #vaguepost? Cowardice. The only vague posts that matter are the ones with heart. I want to hear your #vagueposts from the SOUL. I'll even start: I want him #vaguepost.
✐ᝰ High bloods love making fun of me for eating corn!!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I like my boss!!!!! ᝰᝰ
id give cronus another chance if he got his act together
Noʇ wise idea. ʇ)+|ey did ʇ)+|aʇ ʇo Empress. In before planeʇ. Bad. Planeʇ wenʇ ʇo s)+|iʇ and imploded.
how do you cook pasta for one person i just made eighteen servings of spaghetti
I Do Not Have A Satisfying Answer For You.
K--<still waiting for roboky for strive. any perigree now.
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/fumble2.png
K--<like none of you have dmed people you shouldntve while drunk
K--<WHY DID I INSTALL CHITTR TO MY ROBOT BODY I CANT LOG OFF I CANT LOG OFF I CANT LOG OFF
K--<SYLINK DONT DO THIS TO ME
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/fumble.png this really happened. i cant have ANYTHING
K--<theres only one guy on chittr i considered myself better than and he just pwned me
K--<they wouldnt sell me a laser cannon }:(
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You're asking a mortal to go 1v1 with the son of the Destroyer God. That little freak is immortal. Thanks, I'll choose Wallowing. It's a lot better for my health.
(( Just realized something horrible about my file structure in my casey folder. Awhile ago I completely reorganized my casey folder, but it appears that somehow I have duplicated the files and I have them both in an organized and unorganized state at the same time. Nightmare. ))
Breaking news! Reportedly user @itChy thinks only WEAK people DONT use slurs! Proof https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260413-220438.png He loves slurs! Stay tuned
:33 < i wake up efurry day and hunt fur my meals in the wilds of alpurrnia :33 < i wrestle cave-beasts fur fun :33 < and i eat my meat raw
ok i think this is about right. i added some special mentions! #nsfw #fmk. just to be clear a lot of this is based on my experiences talking to people on here so far! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aee5e2b1e4d.png
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i dŌōŌōŌ NōŌōŌō7 WiSh... 7ōŌōŌō hAvE 7ōŌōŌō kIlL... iF NōŌōŌō7 NeEdEd...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ iF YōŌōŌōU... gŌōŌōŌ 7ōŌōŌō gNaWcLiFf vIlLaGe... PlEaSe... DōŌōŌō nŌōŌōŌ7 lInGeR... i... I DōŌōŌō nŌōŌōŌ7 wIsH YōŌōŌōU HaRm...
I hAvE bEEn OncE AgAIn rEmIndEd thAt my lEss fOrmAl wAy Of spEAkIng (cOmpArEd tO my kIn cAstE) Is sOmEwhAt Off-pUttIng fOr thE mAny Of thE clUrch. pErhAps I shOUld swEAr mOrE? Or trUncAtE my prOpEr cOnjUgAtIOns mOrE? Or pErhAps nOt sAy thE tErms trUncAtE And cOnjUgAtIOn In thE sAmE sEntEncE... #clOwnpOstIng
oops. sorry, my glasses are a little foggy, haha.
I would like to respectfully decline. I am not known for my fighting prowess. Might I recommend a Strider or Serket instead?
°⚬°⚬〇 be fr. sh〇uld i get int⚬ #substances 〇°⚬°⚬
...sometimes I wish you could delete chitts because I think I must have been half-asleep or something because what the actual fuck Odella ...ugghhhhHHHHH
dont make me do the trend but i knoww if i dont you jerkoffs wwont invvite me out of spite #iwwillbethere
∘☽ How does this keep happening. ☾∘
∘☽ .......... https://i.imgur.com/RPM6HU3.png ☾∘
I don't want to relish the yucky yogurt because I don't particularly like it. But I will finish what I have.
oh my fucking god do NOT tell me Ur counting fucking FILLER