Troll Albert Einstein
@specialRelativity
Alternian-born theoretical physicist
I would like⁻ to find the⁻ artist re⁻sponsible⁻ for this caricature⁻ of me⁻ and Troll Nikola Te⁻sla. It is wonde⁻rfully charming to look at. https://file⁻.garde⁻n/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/te⁻e⁻nage⁻_mutant_ninja_turtle⁻s.png
If you think about it, Jason Voorhe⁻e⁻s is a forsake⁻n slashe⁻r.
Imaginary numbe⁻rs are⁻ fun. The⁻y ge⁻t the⁻ir name⁻ from having be⁻e⁻n doubte⁻d by the⁻ mathe⁻matical community be⁻fore⁻ the⁻y we⁻re⁻ acce⁻pte⁻d.
How do you change⁻ your profile⁻ picture⁻? Mine⁻ appe⁻ars to have⁻ be⁻e⁻n de⁻le⁻te⁻d or re⁻place⁻d or some⁻thing.
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Oh, I am ve⁻rifie⁻d! Ve⁻ry nice⁻. I was not aware⁻.
I wonde⁻r if we⁻ will be⁻ able⁻ to form a Bose⁻-Einste⁻in conde⁻nsate⁻ in the⁻ ne⁻xt 50 swe⁻e⁻ps.
I wish it we⁻re⁻ e⁻asie⁻r for re⁻liable⁻ scie⁻ntific findings to be⁻ made⁻ more⁻ re⁻adily available⁻. Much of what is share⁻d - in te⁻rms of what is actually true⁻ - is only be⁻cause⁻ it appe⁻als to the⁻ common troll, e⁻ithe⁻r out of intrigue⁻, or to te⁻ll a story. It is a gre⁻at shame⁻ that it's impossible⁻ to pre⁻ve⁻nt distortion by the⁻ pre⁻ss.
Unfortunate⁻ly not able⁻ to make⁻ NYCStuck. I am in a confe⁻re⁻nce⁻. Pe⁻rhaps ne⁻xt ye⁻ar? If Miss. Roixmr pe⁻rmits vide⁻o came⁻ras, some⁻one⁻ ple⁻ase⁻ re⁻cord he⁻r conce⁻rt for me⁻, thank you.
If you add the⁻ digits of any multiple⁻ of 9, and re⁻pe⁻at this until you ge⁻t a single⁻-digit answe⁻r, the⁻y'll always add to 9. Isn't that ne⁻at?
Spe⁻cial re⁻lativity is base⁻d on two postulate⁻s which are⁻ contradictory in classical me⁻chanics: that 1) the⁻ laws of physics are⁻ the⁻ same⁻ for all obse⁻rve⁻rs in any ine⁻rtial frame⁻ of re⁻fe⁻re⁻nce⁻ re⁻lative⁻ to one⁻ anothe⁻r, and that 2) the⁻ spe⁻e⁻d of light in vacuo is the⁻ same⁻ for all obse⁻rve⁻rs, re⁻gardle⁻ss of the⁻ir re⁻lative⁻ motion or of the⁻ motion of the⁻ light source⁻.
Having someone blocked on account A means you can't reply to them under any other account. @dynamicFlowfields Is this intentional site behaviour?
(( yeah, it seems you got ooc blocked. There are two types of blocks, ic and ooc ))
Actually, no. I unblocked a target on account A, and the rest of my accounts were free to reply to the target. They'd never blocked me.
The⁻ troll Dopple⁻r e⁻ffe⁻ct might have⁻ be⁻e⁻n misconstrue⁻d. Pe⁻rhaps the⁻ space⁻ be⁻twe⁻e⁻n us and the⁻se⁻ distant stars is incre⁻asing not be⁻cause⁻ the⁻y have⁻ ve⁻locity, but be⁻cause⁻ the⁻ physical space⁻ be⁻twe⁻e⁻n us and the⁻m is e⁻xpanding?
I have⁻ re⁻ce⁻ntly le⁻arne⁻d about this Troll Je⁻rma985 fe⁻llow. Ve⁻ry e⁻nte⁻rtaining, I've⁻ be⁻e⁻n taking bre⁻aks from my late⁻st the⁻sis to watch his antics. De⁻finite⁻ly re⁻comme⁻nde⁻d.
As intriguing as this Jason is for the⁻ bioche⁻mical community, I think it is for the⁻ be⁻st that we⁻ le⁻ave⁻ him alone⁻. It is not worth disturbing him atte⁻mpting to discove⁻r why he⁻ is the⁻ way he⁻ is.
I wish that we⁻re⁻ true⁻. I could simply find out myse⁻lf!
The⁻y ke⁻e⁻p se⁻nding more⁻ pe⁻ople⁻ afte⁻r him. It ne⁻ve⁻r works. He⁻ ke⁻e⁻ps coming back up. I've⁻ be⁻gge⁻d the⁻ council to close⁻ the⁻ are⁻a but the⁻y only call me⁻ Jarvis and put the⁻ phone⁻ down.
I have⁻ be⁻e⁻n thinking more⁻ about the⁻ photoe⁻le⁻ctric e⁻ffe⁻ct late⁻ly.
Pe⁻rhaps wave⁻s are⁻ particle⁻s *and* wave⁻s until the⁻y want to not be⁻ one⁻ of those⁻.
I write these words through another, as my own words decay and die. The Book of the Doomed, I should never have gotten my hands on it; I don't remember how I did, nor why, only that I did, and that I opened it. I cannot part with it. This clown magic grants me fleeting freedom, and I thank a good friend for granting me this mercy, but it only pains me more in the present. I am going to become quiet again once this message leaves, if it does. This is my final call for help. Once I am finished transcribing this book, I am going to spread its contents. Please don't let me.
@specialRelativity Can we destroy this man's supply lines?
Is the⁻re⁻ any re⁻ason for me⁻ to se⁻e⁻k ve⁻rification? I don't se⁻e⁻ anyone⁻ trying to impe⁻rsonate⁻ me⁻.
Put your stump on a hot crisprange⁻ for a minute⁻.
/=||== - OK ITS BEEN A mINUTE NOW WHAT -
/=||== - tROLL aLBERT eINSTEIN PLEASE ITS STARTING TO HURT -
You will notice⁻ it fe⁻e⁻ls longe⁻r than a minute⁻, no? Some⁻ pe⁻ople⁻ joke⁻ that this is "re⁻lative⁻ time⁻" - though humorous, it is not what I discuss.
It was a thought e⁻xpe⁻rime⁻nt! Ple⁻ase⁻ re⁻move⁻ stump from crisprange⁻ and tre⁻at prope⁻rly.
/=||== - TROLL ALBERT EINSTEIN CAN I TAKE MY STUMP OFF THE CRISPRANGE NOW ITS BROKEN CARAPACE -
It can dilate⁻ and de⁻synchronise⁻, if you conside⁻r that to be⁻ wave⁻ring in its march. You cannot conside⁻r time⁻ to be⁻ absolute⁻ in e⁻ve⁻ry csse⁻.
He⁻ard one⁻ of my the⁻orie⁻s de⁻monstrate⁻d wonde⁻rfully by anothe⁻r scare⁻ntist and would like⁻ to share⁻. Suppose⁻ you have⁻ a cube⁻ e⁻mitting two e⁻qual pulse⁻s of light on the⁻ le⁻ft and right face⁻s, and the⁻ box is moving to the⁻ le⁻ft. The⁻ le⁻ft light is blue⁻shifte⁻d, whe⁻re⁻as the⁻ right light is re⁻dshifte⁻d. The⁻ blue⁻shifte⁻d light carrie⁻s more⁻ mome⁻ntum than the⁻ re⁻dshifte⁻d light, but the⁻ ve⁻locity has not change⁻d. The⁻re⁻fore⁻, the⁻ mass must have⁻ change⁻d in orde⁻r to make⁻ up for the⁻ change⁻ in e⁻ne⁻rgy.
Very interesting. Thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.
All I knxw is that blue and red makes purple!!! Yxu are very smart gentletrxll Einstein!!! I am envixus xf this :)))
