Troll Albert Einstein
@specialRelativity
Alternian-born theoretical physicist
Weird. People I've never even seen before got me blocked.
Maybe⁻ the⁻y lost an argume⁻nt with you in the⁻ future⁻ and blocke⁻d you pre⁻-e⁻mptive⁻ly to save⁻ face⁻.
Oh. Now there's a Mr Einstein. You know what, maybe.
QṴESTIONS: POBICO CAN ANSWER ANY AND ALL BṴT DOESNT KNOW HOW TO GOREGLE FORM
The⁻ proce⁻ss of Gore⁻gling 'form' is simple⁻ if you would like⁻ me⁻ to walk you through it. https://file⁻.garde⁻n/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/form.png
im a ruzt in a gold dominated field yez we xxxizt
Too many protons and not e⁻nough ne⁻utrons in a nucle⁻us, and it be⁻come⁻s unstable⁻. It is important to have⁻ balance⁻ and dive⁻rsity in your structure⁻. You are⁻ doing important work.
WHY AM I GETTING EG8ERT AM8USHED HELP???????? HELLO????????
THE REAL QUESTION YOU SHOULD BE ASKING: WHY AM I *NOT* DOING #COLLABS? [∙]
I'm going to roll 8 nat 20s and you're going to f8cking explode on the spot alright alright cool
FINE. BUT YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN MY OFFER TO #COLLAB WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE. [⠌]
CHANGED MY MIND. I DON'T #COLLAB WITH WEAK LITTLE BUMS LIKE YOU. BYE BYE, LAME-O. [∙]
This re⁻minds me⁻ of an inte⁻re⁻sting tidbit I ponde⁻r ofte⁻n. While⁻ the⁻ we⁻ak force⁻ has the⁻ shorte⁻st range⁻ of the⁻ four fundame⁻ntal force⁻s, it is the⁻ only of the⁻m to affe⁻ct *all* particle⁻s with no limit.
I just got followed 8y what appears to 8e a variant of cali8orn calling itself a "conissour" of "spider 8itches" are you people on this site really th8t crazy a8out vriska fictives????????
Pe⁻rhaps this is due⁻ to some⁻ sort of force⁻ drawing in inte⁻ractions? I've⁻ be⁻e⁻n trying to figure⁻ out how the⁻ four fundame⁻ntal force⁻s link, and the⁻ one⁻ that's stumpe⁻d me⁻ most is gravity. You could posse⁻ss a particular we⁻ak, strong or e⁻le⁻ctromagne⁻tic inte⁻raction more⁻ probable⁻ than the⁻ me⁻dian particle⁻ inte⁻raction?
You'd think having a wide, heavy wall in front of something would shield it quite a bit. But my chest does nothing to stop people from reaching through to my heart. #suggestive
Pe⁻rhaps, rathe⁻r than focusing sole⁻ly on de⁻fe⁻nse⁻, you should make⁻ the⁻ first move⁻ of war?
and that labubu that breached containment was albert einstein #themoreyouknow #thelabubusituation
I can't say this is true⁻.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 @specialRelativity There's something I have been wondering about, that it may become possible to set up a nuclear chain reaction in a large mass of alumunum cladded Mountain Dew, by which vast amounts of power and large quantities of new fluorescent green-like sodas would be generated. What are your thoughts? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Let me know what the possibilities are while I work on some practical experiments with my colleagues. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f04f1132b34f.png #mountaindew #fissilematerial #soda #chainreaction 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Who tryna duel me... #combat #battle
A warrior who goe⁻s into battle⁻ without re⁻ason should have⁻ no e⁻xpe⁻ctation to win.
Having someone blocked on account A means you can't reply to them under any other account. @dynamicFlowfields Is this intentional site behaviour?
(( yeah, it seems you got ooc blocked. There are two types of blocks, ic and ooc ))
Actually, no. I unblocked a target on account A, and the rest of my accounts were free to reply to the target. They'd never blocked me.
hey girl do you think? cause you are
My good frie⁻nd Troll Re⁻ne⁻ De⁻scarte⁻s is always saying this. The⁻n he⁻ inve⁻nte⁻d the⁻ troll Carte⁻sian frame⁻ of re⁻fe⁻re⁻nce⁻. Props to him.
does anyone else ever wonder just how many of the profiles on ur dashboard are ran by the same person... i currently have 7 accounts that i use so it makes me wonder just how many people actually run multiple accounts actively. there has got to be some shocking reveals.
You'd be⁻ surprise⁻d.
I have⁻ be⁻e⁻n thinking more⁻ about the⁻ photoe⁻le⁻ctric e⁻ffe⁻ct late⁻ly.
waves are waves until they are particles
Pe⁻rhaps wave⁻s are⁻ particle⁻s *and* wave⁻s until the⁻y want to not be⁻ one⁻ of those⁻.
Radiation chamber experimentation canceled. Turns out metal objects inserted into it will cause it to instead become a time bomb
Yeah i. learned that the hard. way a couple days ago I still can't. get the shrapnel out of the walls
The⁻ shrapne⁻l of e⁻xplode⁻d dynamite⁻ we⁻ighs le⁻ss than the⁻ stick of dynamite⁻ would be⁻fore⁻ e⁻xploding. This mass diffe⁻re⁻nce⁻ re⁻pre⁻se⁻nts a store⁻ of e⁻ne⁻rgy.
I write these words through another, as my own words decay and die. The Book of the Doomed, I should never have gotten my hands on it; I don't remember how I did, nor why, only that I did, and that I opened it. I cannot part with it. This clown magic grants me fleeting freedom, and I thank a good friend for granting me this mercy, but it only pains me more in the present. I am going to become quiet again once this message leaves, if it does. This is my final call for help. Once I am finished transcribing this book, I am going to spread its contents. Please don't let me.
You will notice⁻ it fe⁻e⁻ls longe⁻r than a minute⁻, no? Some⁻ pe⁻ople⁻ joke⁻ that this is "re⁻lative⁻ time⁻" - though humorous, it is not what I discuss.
/=||== - TROLL ALBERT EINSTEIN CAN I TAKE MY STUMP OFF THE CRISPRANGE NOW ITS BROKEN CARAPACE -
Put your stump on a hot crisprange⁻ for a minute⁻.
/=||== - tROLL aLBERT eINSTEIN PLEASE ITS STARTING TO HURT -
It was a thought e⁻xpe⁻rime⁻nt! Ple⁻ase⁻ re⁻move⁻ stump from crisprange⁻ and tre⁻at prope⁻rly.
It's never too late to learn a new skill! 👍
I myse⁻lf am still le⁻arning Impe⁻rial Alte⁻rnian, as I am not flue⁻nt in it, having be⁻e⁻n born in Troll Ge⁻rmany.
No need to fear everyone, I'll get to the bottom of this SCP situation!
Thank you, profe⁻ssor Sle⁻uth.