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Alternian-born theoretical physicist

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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

Weird. People I've never even seen before got me blocked.

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@specialRelativity[SR]

Maybe⁻ the⁻y lost an argume⁻nt with you in the⁻ future⁻ and blocke⁻d you pre⁻-e⁻mptive⁻ly to save⁻ face⁻.

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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

Oh. Now there's a Mr Einstein. You know what, maybe.

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I have⁻ be⁻e⁻n on he⁻re⁻ for a little⁻ while⁻, but he⁻llo!

QṴESTIONS: POBICO CAN ANSWER ANY AND ALL BṴT DOESNT KNOW HOW TO GOREGLE FORM

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The⁻ proce⁻ss of Gore⁻gling 'form' is simple⁻ if you would like⁻ me⁻ to walk you through it. https://file⁻.garde⁻n/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/form.png

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im a ruzt in a gold dominated field yez we xxxizt

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Too many protons and not e⁻nough ne⁻utrons in a nucle⁻us, and it be⁻come⁻s unstable⁻. It is important to have⁻ balance⁻ and dive⁻rsity in your structure⁻. You are⁻ doing important work.

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WHY AM I GETTING EG8ERT AM8USHED HELP???????? HELLO????????

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THE REAL QUESTION YOU SHOULD BE ASKING: WHY AM I *NOT* DOING #COLLABS? [∙]

I'm going to roll 8 nat 20s and you're going to f8cking explode on the spot alright alright cool

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WOW, A HIGH ROLLER! WE SHOULD #COLLAB. [⠿]

you'reonna get 8locked in a Mo if you don't 8uzz off, twerp

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@collaborationKing[CK]

FINE. BUT YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN MY OFFER TO #COLLAB WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE. [⠌]

silence, l8ser

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@collaborationKing[CK]

CHANGED MY MIND. I DON'T #COLLAB WITH WEAK LITTLE BUMS LIKE YOU. BYE BYE, LAME-O. [∙]

"weak" says the ro8lox twat

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@specialRelativity[SR]

This re⁻minds me⁻ of an inte⁻re⁻sting tidbit I ponde⁻r ofte⁻n. While⁻ the⁻ we⁻ak force⁻ has the⁻ shorte⁻st range⁻ of the⁻ four fundame⁻ntal force⁻s, it is the⁻ only of the⁻m to affe⁻ct *all* particle⁻s with no limit.

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I just got followed 8y what appears to 8e a variant of cali8orn calling itself a "conissour" of "spider 8itches" are you people on this site really th8t crazy a8out vriska fictives????????

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Pe⁻rhaps this is due⁻ to some⁻ sort of force⁻ drawing in inte⁻ractions? I've⁻ be⁻e⁻n trying to figure⁻ out how the⁻ four fundame⁻ntal force⁻s link, and the⁻ one⁻ that's stumpe⁻d me⁻ most is gravity. You could posse⁻ss a particular we⁻ak, strong or e⁻le⁻ctromagne⁻tic inte⁻raction more⁻ probable⁻ than the⁻ me⁻dian particle⁻ inte⁻raction?

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You'd think having a wide, heavy wall in front of something would shield it quite a bit. But my chest does nothing to stop people from reaching through to my heart. #suggestive

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Pe⁻rhaps, rathe⁻r than focusing sole⁻ly on de⁻fe⁻nse⁻, you should make⁻ the⁻ first move⁻ of war?

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

and that labubu that breached containment was albert einstein #themoreyouknow #thelabubusituation

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I can't say this is true⁻.

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y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0
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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 @specialRelativity There's something I have been wondering about, that it may become possible to set up a nuclear chain reaction in a large mass of alumunum cladded Mountain Dew, by which vast amounts of power and large quantities of new fluorescent green-like sodas would be generated. What are your thoughts? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

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y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0
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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Let me know what the possibilities are while I work on some practical experiments with my colleagues. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f04f1132b34f.png #mountaindew #fissilematerial #soda #chainreaction 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

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@specialRelativity[SR]

Oh no.

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Who tryna duel me... #combat #battle

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A warrior who goe⁻s into battle⁻ without re⁻ason should have⁻ no e⁻xpe⁻ctation to win.

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Having someone blocked on account A means you can't reply to them under any other account. @dynamicFlowfields Is this intentional site behaviour?

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

(( yeah, it seems you got ooc blocked. There are two types of blocks, ic and ooc ))

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Actually, no. I unblocked a target on account A, and the rest of my accounts were free to reply to the target. They'd never blocked me.

hey girl do you think? cause you are

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My good frie⁻nd Troll Re⁻ne⁻ De⁻scarte⁻s is always saying this. The⁻n he⁻ inve⁻nte⁻d the⁻ troll Carte⁻sian frame⁻ of re⁻fe⁻re⁻nce⁻. Props to him.

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does anyone else ever wonder just how many of the profiles on ur dashboard are ran by the same person... i currently have 7 accounts that i use so it makes me wonder just how many people actually run multiple accounts actively. there has got to be some shocking reveals.

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@specialRelativity[SR]

You'd be⁻ surprise⁻d.

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I have⁻ be⁻e⁻n thinking more⁻ about the⁻ photoe⁻le⁻ctric e⁻ffe⁻ct late⁻ly.

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waves are waves until they are particles

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Pe⁻rhaps wave⁻s are⁻ particle⁻s *and* wave⁻s until the⁻y want to not be⁻ one⁻ of those⁻.

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Radiation chamber experimentation canceled. Turns out metal objects inserted into it will cause it to instead become a time bomb

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Yeah i. learned that the hard. way a couple days ago I still can't. get the shrapnel out of the walls

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The⁻ shrapne⁻l of e⁻xplode⁻d dynamite⁻ we⁻ighs le⁻ss than the⁻ stick of dynamite⁻ would be⁻fore⁻ e⁻xploding. This mass diffe⁻re⁻nce⁻ re⁻pre⁻se⁻nts a store⁻ of e⁻ne⁻rgy.

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I write these words through another, as my own words decay and die. The Book of the Doomed, I should never have gotten my hands on it; I don't remember how I did, nor why, only that I did, and that I opened it. I cannot part with it. This clown magic grants me fleeting freedom, and I thank a good friend for granting me this mercy, but it only pains me more in the present. I am going to become quiet again once this message leaves, if it does. This is my final call for help. Once I am finished transcribing this book, I am going to spread its contents. Please don't let me.

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Are you okay, Troll Albert Einstein?

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I did not write⁻ this.

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You will notice⁻ it fe⁻e⁻ls longe⁻r than a minute⁻, no? Some⁻ pe⁻ople⁻ joke⁻ that this is "re⁻lative⁻ time⁻" - though humorous, it is not what I discuss.

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/=||== - TROLL ALBERT EINSTEIN CAN I TAKE MY STUMP OFF THE CRISPRANGE NOW ITS BROKEN CARAPACE -

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Re⁻move⁻ stump from crisprange⁻! Ple⁻ase⁻!

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Put your stump on a hot crisprange⁻ for a minute⁻.

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/=||== - tROLL aLBERT eINSTEIN PLEASE ITS STARTING TO HURT -

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It was a thought e⁻xpe⁻rime⁻nt! Ple⁻ase⁻ re⁻move⁻ stump from crisprange⁻ and tre⁻at prope⁻rly.

It's never too late to learn a new skill! 👍

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I myse⁻lf am still le⁻arning Impe⁻rial Alte⁻rnian, as I am not flue⁻nt in it, having be⁻e⁻n born in Troll Ge⁻rmany.

No need to fear everyone, I'll get to the bottom of this SCP situation!

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Thank you, profe⁻ssor Sle⁻uth.