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IIf II 2ee one more Foiid Foiid Foiid 2ahur fuck up the termiinology and not under2tand the diifference between Geek, Nerd, and Dork, II’m gonna Jeff the kiill my2elf wiith how II’ll be goiing two 2leep forever
It is not a "8espoke" name. It makes you sound like, and please forgive my rudeness (8ecause we 8oth know I care deeply for your feelings), a major douche8ag.
Everytime I see you calling it the nook8uggy on my feed I feel a little nauseous.
...i gotta get the fuck to sleep
BEFORAN RANKINGS. OF NO ATTRIBUTE IN PARTICULAR. #SUGGESTIVE. AA: DAMARA. (MITUNA.) A: MEENAH. (KANKRI.) B: LATULA. (CRONUS.) C: (RUFIOH. KURLOZ.) D: (HORUSS.) DD: PORRIM. DDD: ARANEA. GG: MEULIN.
< 𓏲ּ𝄢☤he ⛨en☤is☤ Aren'☤ ☤ha☤ Scary Maybe I Can Pr𖥠ve ☤ha☤ ☤𖥠 Y𖥠u. . .
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ youre fucked man ]
i bet you do. ;)
hey so
N0 c0mment
Every real amp0ra c0nn0isseur kn0ws this
0h my fucking g0d y0u guys realise cr0nus d0esnt fucking sm0ke right???????
if i wwere a wwizard for wwigglers id be evvokin some stupid shit like a flipendo or expeliarmus my brother in hope i just cast meteor swwarm
an angel shot is the name a one of my many beam attacks
Guy tits on my mind.
There's always more where that came from~! If you're interested~~~. O~U #Suggestive
Actually I quite like my own recipe~. It was mostly the shame and regret of the floor element that made it less appealing at the time~. #Suggestive
fuckin hell
Sh0uld i haunt the barracks at #eridanwar Maybe ill just find myself an0ther 0ne?
I did last light, but I washed it off~. (After I dropped it on the floor~.)
Like Tabasco~?
Next time I will certainly wear my apron~.
Hello, Chittr~. I have a question~. (Please do not read this if you are a fair maiden~.) #NSFW #NSFNB #NotSafeForNutritionBlock I was cooking last light, making some cluckbeast breasts~. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on~. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a cluckbeast breast on the floor~. But it hit my bulge before it hit the floor~. This evening my bulge seems like it is inflamed and the tip hurts if I touch it~. Is it possible I got Troll Salmonella Poisoning~?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? NO I'M SERIOUS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT??
i AM, sTUCK IN A HOLE, rIGHT NOW, bUT i W1LL PERSEVERE,,, wHY DOES THAT MEAN THAT, pER SEVERE,,, pER A SEVERE, wHAT? #dEEPtAVROStHOUGHTS
ICK.
big sopor controls evverythin includin the empress she sold out to big sopor so i wwouldnt be surprised
*OBVVIOUS
wwho cares im ovver it in case it wwasnt glaringly obvviously from the jaded an battered tone a my post im not lookin for advvice by the wway you look fat in your pfp
if you ask me personally im a the firm belief that trimmin your puffage is a misuse a resources i could finish a hoi4 campaign in the time it takes to manscape proper besides wwomen dont actually care if you havve pubes or not wwhen youre a decile eight wwhich i aint so im screwwed regardless not wwastin precious dowwntime tryin to make the situation beloww more aesthetically pleasin for some wwicked foid wwho wwont evven appreciate the effort cause shes more focused on howw tiny my bulge is still this wwhole manscapin movvement has its roots in somethin far more insidious than foids its actually an artifice by big sopor to release nanobots into your loins makin you easier to control
YOuR PRAISES COME FROM SERVITuDE. AND uNWAVERING ALLEGIANCE TO THE FELT. NOT ODD JOBS FOR ODD EYED TWO TIMERS. OF NO AFFILIATION. WERE THIS SALIVA TSuNAMI. TO BRING THEIR WORDS CRASHING AT THE CAVING IN DOORSTEPS. OF OuR ENEMIES. YOu MAY HAVE AN APPRAISAL PERIOD BOOSTER PACK. WAITING TO BE TORN INTO. AND SHREDDED. FOR THE RARE. HOLOFOIL COLLECTIBLES. AND BOASTWORTHY IMPETuS. THAT POSSESSES VIOLENCE PRONE GROWN ASS ADuLTS TO SOCK ONE ANOTHER IN THE MOuTH. IN COMMERCIAL RETAIL PARKING LOTS. OVER CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES. FOR NOW. YOu WILL RECEIVE ONLY A TEMPLATED BOILER PLATE REMINDER. WE ARE NOT A CHARITY. AND YOu SHOuLD HAVE DEMANDED A MATERIAL BENEFIT FROM THE FuCKER. BOSS GIRLS. DO NOT BEND OR BEG. THAT IS WHAT MEN DO. YOu SHOuLD BE BETTER THAN THIS. MORE THAN THIS. WE WILL NOT HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN. AND YOu WILL NOT LARP AS AN OuTREACH PROGRAM. YOu KILL PEOPLE. IMMORTALLY. FOREVER.
PLEASE PASS YOUR ACCOLADES ONTO @caliBorn and @scratchDoctor. I COULD USE A POSITIVE REVIEW. CONSIDERING MY GENERAL CONDUCT AND BEHAVIOR. THE REST OF THE TIME.
she bodied you on your own post lmao
@cutthroatHeiress
oh my god you're a fuckiing g.
SEARCH FOR THE WORDS I USED. AND RECHITT FROM SEARCH RESULTS. YOU’RE WELCOME.
how do ii rechiitt thii2.
how many fuckiing po2t2 are you goiing two make about bu2h?
MEN USED TO THROW ROCKS AT WINDOWS. FOR A GLIMPSE OF FERAL UNKEMPT NOOK. NOW THEY CRY. AND BEG FOR CULLMOMMY. IF THEY SEE A KERATIN STRAND. #SAD!
▶ PLAY: [lol ⏸ SO DAMN TRUE ⏸ you win the internet for today little guy ] ⏹ STOP
8=l < Every Cronus I meet on here makes me gratefoal how hot and pleasant and lovely my Cronus is 8=l < @cascadingAccent <3< Biting your fins in spirit
dinner
I miss eridan
As If I Would Ever Get Close Enough To So Much As Hear That Dreadful Thing.
Got a problem with my Mikus?
i have been thinking lately about how difficult it was to adjust to existence after sgrub which is a little funny because you would imagine surviving the destruction of your universe and participating in the creation of another would leave you with more pressing psychological concerns but really one of the stranger parts was simply having nothing to do for such a long time everything had an objective attached to it there were gates to climb lands to explore frogs to breed enemies to fight deadlines to meet timelines to maintain mistakes to make and then occasionally make again in a slightly more productive order even dying did not really get you out of it and then eventually it was over there was no next gate no countdown no quest marker no looming apocalypse requiring our immediate attention you could wake up and spend an entire day doing absolutely nothing and reality would continue existing without your supervision i think it took me quite a while to stop looking for the rules that might be the strangest thing about spending so much of your life inside a game eventually you stop thinking about the game at all anyway you just thought about the game you lost
sorry the what
၄⋆၃ that is to be dexided still