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:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @neuroTransmitted :o) And so soon after joining us! :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) That is VERY good to hear, old friend. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes ...it won't be like back then. i promise. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) . . . you, specifically, can be exempt from this one. :o) A-And, hah, onto your question! :o) "WH47 W45 Y0UR 71M3L1N3 M01R41L L1K3?" :o) . . . :o( . . . the brightest spark i ever fuckin' knew. i gave my all for him. literally. and...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @emotionalCorpse :o) Ah, Mr. D'Amore! A pleasure. :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o( :o( Well...I am most sorry to see that. :o) But perhaps an answer can change that? :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes would it ever be any different with us? :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) You never did seem like someone to bow to idols...anymore. :o) And for your question... :o) "just a heads up, will break that contract from last question lmfao XD faithfulness isn’t quite my strong s...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @studiousCorvidae :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Only the most studious are smilers :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No smart :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor you really are smart, ain't you? :o) The message: :o) "Greet🖋️ngs! Not A Quest🖋️on, 🖋️ Know. :o)" :o) Hello. I appreciate the ol' Razzle Dazzle.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @caveatGuidance :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) A smile is always appreciated :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes you always were easy to grab :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) Wonderful. :o) Your question: :o) "If I had already experienced d9u6le death 6ef9re, d9es that instance c9unt as a pledge? 6ecause I experienced my sec9nd death when I g9dtiered." :o) Nope, that isn't what that means. Does not work that way :o) You are grossly :o) Misinformed.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) "bunmelBoogie" :o) Not a handle Chittr recognizes... :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) A smile is better than a frown, in the face of the unknown. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No so you won't even let me crack in that nugbone? coward. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) Hee hee...You've done it now. :o) Your question: :o) "how’d 7ou get into this position? what revelation led 7ou down this path?" :o) . . . in my fitful dreams i felt the unseen claws of a master i ha...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @xxScenegrlxx :o) Hello, Chchow :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Always wonderful to hear :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes oh how i would love to peruse the wonders in your think pan :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes don't worry, i understand your attention drifts elsewhere. it will drift back. someday. :o) Your question: :o) "xx_HAI!!!!_wghat_iz_yur_favorite_fruit_and_how_do_yuo_liek_2_eat_it?_chchow_liekz_MANGOZ_and_her_fav_way_2_hav_it_is_freshly_cut_x))_nothin_fanc...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) "Daquavious Bingleschnort III (in all honesty i don't got an account so i've no handle to give)" :o) My my...Then how did you find my posts? :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes assuredly, i can reach you even without an account :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes, but with more Vigor :o) MOST EXCELLENT :o) Your question: :o) "am i glad that he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here, and th...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @adiosToreador :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) It warms me to see you smile :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No likely for the best. you don't need alla that smoke :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) Thank you, Tavros :o) Your question: "wHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE, pOKEMON AND ALSO, pOKEMON CHARACTER? aLSO, sAY HI TO, dAMARA FOR ME PLEASE, }:)" :o) I will say hello to her. :o) @handMaid Hello. :o) As for Pokemon...I greatly enjoy Mandibuzz. :o) For for Pokemon Characters...A...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @gestaltCreophage...Again :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Once more onto the smile :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No :o) Still? A shame... :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) You must be very loyal to pledge twice over! :o) Your question... :o) "SSINCE YOU SSEEM TO BE MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE ON YOUR RELIGION OR AT LEASST YOU CLAIM TO BE >8/ WHAT ISS THE PURPOSSE OF IT ALL >8? WHY PAINT YOURSSELVESS AND WHY ACT ASS ENTERTAINERSS >8?" :o) . . . that's a long ass mot...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @tropophilicCharades :oD :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) *Nod nod* :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes ;o) HONK :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes, but with more vigor ;o) GLORIOUS. :o) ... :o) "how practiced are you in the art of silent comedy? surely you are keeping our lord throughly entertained?" ;o) ;oD :o) :o/ :o/ :oD :o)
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @gestaltCreophage :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Wonderful. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No :o) Clever. Very clever. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) Hee hee... :o) The main question... :o) "WHY ISS THERE NOT AN OPTION TO REFUSSE FEALTY >8? I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT THISS LORD OF DOUBLE DEATH AND WOULD EITHER LIKE TO BE ENLIGHTENED ABOUT WHO THISS ISS OR WHY EXACTLY I MUSST PLEAD FEALTY TO THEM IF I WISH TO HAVE MY QUESSTIONSS ANSSWERED >8/ PREFERABLY I WOULD L...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @chillerAficionado :o) Hello, Casper. Your reputation proceeds you. :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Good, good... :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes delicious. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes don't worry, we'll work out the hesitation :o) Now, the main question... :o) "Hi! I was just wondering how you feel about purples that don't don't plead their fealty to the Lord. Or does that not matter as much? Also, :o)" :o) Hee hee...Honk. :o) To answer...Well, it matters ver...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @arcaneAspirations :o) Ah...Miss Ursila. :o) A friend of mine is VERY fond of you. :o) A pleasure to finally speak. :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) It would be odd for it to be otherwise, hm? :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: No HAW HAW HAW...your intelligence is more than most. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor :o) Wonderful, acolyte. :o) The main question is... :o) "hEllO brOthEr kUrlOz, A plEAsUrE tO sEE OnE Of kIn sO wIllIng tO AnswEr qUEstIOn...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @caliginousCalix :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o( :o) Do not worry. It can't rain all the time. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes c'mere :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor more people have answered this than i figured they would. I RE-EARN MY TITLE WITH EVERY PLEDGE. :o) Ahem. :o) The main issue at hand... :o) "w♤s the third ♤lterni♤n moon destroyed by the m♤n on the verd♤nt moon for t♤ctic♤l or ♤esthetic re♤sons?" :o) I cannot comment on my mentor's...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :oD @handMaid, hello! :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Always a smile when you're around, my sister. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes well you're an old hat at that, ain't you? :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor i can always rely on you :o) For the main question... :o) "WHY IS YOUR WHORE EX ASKING EVERYBODY IF THEY WANT HER IN THE FELT. THIS PLACE ISN’T A DEMOCRACY. ALSO. MEULIN MENTIONED. TAKE A SHOT." :o) . . . that ain't somethin' i'm privy to on ...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @bulgeCurator hah...of course. :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Always happy to see you smile. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes well you've already felt it before, haven't you, motherfucker? :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes you'll learn to bend the knee further :o) And the main question... :o) "Iforgotalreadyigotflusteredthinkingaboutpailing duringaseizure" hah hah hah...that ain't quite what i meant by that but if i were someone to judge you on your proclivities ...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) Most delightful :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes then allow my claws in. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) Most delightful. :o) Onto the proper question... :o) "Hi. :>" :o) ...Hello.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in? :o) "doooooooooooooooor guy" :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o( the first frown...how motherfucking delicious :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes most excellent. none of you have refused yet. i will have my claws dig in soon :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor joyous...Joyous...JOYOUS! SO MANY NEW ACOLYTES! :o) On to the question... :o) "heklloooo its dooooor guyy yusually the dooooooors are the danger but they fear you its the forks they want you s badly under y...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) From: @pliableDecadence#3682 and yes little sister i do know its you, specifically :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) good, good :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes then things'll work out just motherfuckin' fine :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor very good. you're my favorite student. :o) Now for the main question...: (| >:I (| >:I (| >:I (| >:I sigh whats your favourite song to listen to after a hard nights or wices or sweeps work felting it up??? also (| >:I (| >:I (| >:I :...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Handle: @lejayjaY finally someone who tells me who the fuck they is :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) good. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes why would it ever be different? :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor good girl. :o) Onto the question: "HEY SO, WHAT'S MEWR LATEST PITCH SHIPS THAT HAVE CAUGHT MEWR INTEREST? I'M QUITE CURIOUS!" :o) Pitch ships...? I'll presume you mean ones that do not involve me. there's only one for me in that category anyhow. HONK. :o) I'm quite fo...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Hee hee...This is fun. :o) Q: What is your handle? :o) A: Don't Worry About It coward :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) very very good :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes PREPARE. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes but with more vigor MOST MOTHERFUCKING EXCELLENT. :o) Now onto the main question from this asker... :o) "I've heard that prior to your awakening to the word of our lord, you were resistant to the vow of silence. What made you so against your heritage at first and what about the good word ch...Read more
:o) #KurlozAnswers <-- For your tag blocking purposes :o) My first question! Let us see... :o) Handle: Unprovided! coward :o)? :o(? :o) You answered: :o)! :o) A smile is always so important. :o) "Do you agree to the possibility of seizure?" :o) You answered: Yes noted duly. :o) "Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death?" :o) You answered: Yes! :o) Very good. :o) Your question was... "post ass and thighs. preferably vwearing a culturally insensitivwe outfit." :o) My answer: hell fuckin' nah