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lil request ;) #nsfw [The photo is taken in the shower, him soapy and wet, with his hand on his dick. He has it pulled up slightly to show off his piercings, one leg on the edge of the tub to give a nicer view.]
Maybe I should look into this whole Easterr thin' morre
((been usin that strat for a while because I have not developed the artistic skills to render it physically, so i must instead describe it!))
(( just realized i had the free will to WRITE descriptions of photos that dave posts instead of actually posting images. +1 advantage to intelligence
My type. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4c000ff613a.png #nsfw
Will you Bro the Spare a Slice?
8=D < They live in utmost bliss. https://shopus.parelli.com/cdn/shop/articles/2024-08-14-how-fast-can-a-horse-run.png
(wanna get sooOoOoooOoOoo deep ooOoOoooOoOoon that shit i see it throoOoOoooOoOoough my stooOoOoooOoOoomach tat #nsfw #vaugepooOoOoooOoOoosting)>
You know what, fuck yeah!!!!!!!!
((EST GANG...FUCK YES....WE WILL WITNESS THIS TOGETHER.))
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Make sure you are Jeff the Using Contraceptives and Jeff the Getting Regular STI Testing
ya theres only cute lil peeps that should take all tha time they need :(
(( You got this!!! Cheering you on in bg!!
concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, archive rating: E)
chittr is really into fucking men’s throats today without me is wild smh #nsfw
#NSFW I TRULY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF THE PAILING RITUALS WHEN THERE ARE MEN WITH PERFECTLY SERVICABLE THROATS TO EMPTY MY GENETIC MATERIAL INTO
UH UH #RECHITT
/It's SO fun stuffing others with eggs~ Ovi with a side of BLOOD and GUTS~/ /#nsfw #gore/
happy easter ya freaky fucks #nsfw #puppet #vaguely #religiousimagery #kinda [This image is not just him, but a white smuppet wearing bunny ears. His dick is almost completely inside that hashtag plush rump, and some of his happy trail is shaved away to form an upside down cross.]
Xenosociolgy fact: Humans don't have quadmates. Most have a single mate with which they share everything, but some have multiple matesprits. Human social connections can be compleX and intricate - they don't separate things as trolls do.
Sociological fact: It's more likely for there to be a larger haemospectric gap between concupiscent quadrants, and a smaller haemospectric gap between conciliatory quadrants. For midbloods, this can make settling into concupiscent quadrants more difficult. The reasoning behind this is considered to be related to genetic variation and socioeconomic conditions. However, there are always eXceptions! Some conciliatory pairs are from opposite ends of the haemospectrum, while some concupiscent pairs are the same caste.
I will heavily consider not. To the point that I'm definitely won't.
#NSFW SHOVE YOUR BULGE DOWN MY THROAT TIL I CHOKE.
8=D < Very powerful. Very beautiful. https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/979/909/307/STRONG-horse-jumping-horse-wallpaper-preview.jpg
((i love room maker you're so real for that))
i mean yeah, , , technically itll come back, , , and it probably wont be the grossest thing ive ever stuck gloved hands into, , , shrug, , , #unsanitary
haha happens to the best of us. i think
hopefully its gone entirely real soon
honestly pretty fuckin good. what about you man
i keep getting called an undercover faggot how do you think its going
is this about the incest post because yeah me too :(//
OUTTA THE WAY. BEAR COMING THRU.
#sh4m3l3ssr3post
https://file.garden/zr_ifhmsyr4_nwek/img_7396.jpg
((god... me with the song trespassing by adam lambert. punk au went wild for me
No. I insist. It's completely fine.
:33 < i would let me wear my hat :33 < but then i'd have no hat and we'd be back at square one
Would you like to borrow mine?
Here is the only photograph I have gotten of my boss. He is quite the dashing guy if I do say so myself. https://i.ibb.co/5xxqJCFf/image-2026-04-03-095156505.png
•ᴥ- maybe it won't fix you, but it sure as hell would make you feel better. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- i like when you give someone a little kiss and they get all shy. -‿- what are you being so cute for? -ᴥ•
I have fallen again. Please do help.
Is my flirtatious demeanor coming off?
My boss takes most of my photography. On the occasion I have to take it myself. No worry. I am capable in plenty of fields...
Despite how the sun is never out. The heat is no joke. https://i.ibb.co/qLHC7TXn/image-2026-04-03-093510051.png
... If there's anyone out there that needs to hear this. You're doing great kid. I'm proud of you.
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 i don't know what eridan week is but congrats!
Beautiful. Thank you, Mr. Strider. May I call you Mr. Strider?
... I would probably judge anyone who wears this unironically.
2XL Tall.
“Went to #ERIDANWEEK and all I got was this shitty explosion”?
Explosion.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
i cant believe that just happened #eridanweek
#ImComing.
Okay I'm normal again my bad.
I have something inappropriate to say.
jeme me me meem emee too me em e
God I wish I was on something alright.
Me too.
CHAT IS THIS RIZZ?!
I definitely like men.
I think I like men.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
FUCK YEAH WELCOME TO THE MELON CLUB.
How do y'all take your coffee?
I have just been informed "clapping" an individual does not mean applauding them. You are all insane.
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse
Welcome to Dane 'bro' Strider's page. adult owned account. I will say before continuing, that based on by his backstory and himself, there may be a lot of heavy topics such as #substanceabuse #death #violence #self-harm #trauma #abuse and probably a few more things when they show up, He's a bro. this shouldn't be surprising but just not in the way you'd expect. if any of those things upset you, please move on. Dane Strider is a decently old OC of mine who definitely doesn't want to be here, he's too old for this crap and he just wants to rest in peace, both in sleep wise and death wise /hj lol In his timeline, Dane Strider is the ex husband to Mom Lalonde who was not a very nice woman and had two children before the break off, Rose and Dave. The rest of his story is up to you to figure out but let's just say Mom Lalonde and his two kids, especially Dave is a very sore subject for him. but i would like to clarify that !!NO, DANE IS NOT ABUSIVE!! infact he is very much the opposite and he could never imagine hurting dave, everything he did was typical dad stuff. <3 and also yes, you are allowed to get freaky / flirt with him I suppose but good luck lol, he is considered a DILF and i won't stop people unless they're fucking weird about it #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db8313dfafa0.png
((PEAK AS HELL. maybe i cant fix him. but i can make him WORSE. /silly))
COME HERE, SINK YOUR TEETH IN ME DEEPER GRIT BONE, CANINES SPLITTIN' MY FEMUR RIP US DOWN IN THE HEAT OF YOUR FEVER #LYRIC
ok i think its about time for another art raffle of dubious quality we passed 4013 on the kult thing react to this post if youre interested in entering so i can make a list ((THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE RAAAAHHH!! i shall give back to the peoples :catjam: its been nice interacting with the fandom like this <3 )) #artraffle #art
((Lowkey debating bringing my Kanaya in here mfn trans we love a fine them ngl I'm thinkinnnn im thinkin
(( im actually obsessed with this kamoji (⌁° ‸ °⌁) nothing has ever expressed my expression this perfectly
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
B33 < more power to you man B33 < but nothing beats the raw stuff
B33 < i love the cronch B33 < if you ever overdo it just lmk ill be there
y'know i got a f33ling that ppl don't actually lik3 coff33 i think w3 gaslit ours3l<3s into that
My kind of donut run.
B;33 < felt cute and all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89124719ae98.png
:33 < finally a social mewdia app with no imperial survaillance or censorship ;33 < g33 i missed s33ing spheres on my scr33n #nsfw
i want to rip my clothes off and run into the woods on all fours
((i feeel like atp everyoone already fuckin knows i agree w this but #rechitt anyways lmfaoo ))
(( As someone who basically only shitposts as bro, me too all the time
So Much Hornyposting And Yet Nobody Is Lusting For Blood And Teeth #pitch #nsfw
tthuid is the vbest day of my liffe
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
Svddenly I feel the need tx meet a rainbxw drinker.
B33 < man i wish arquius was here to s33 this, hed be overjoyed. The dumbass still refuses to use social mewdia tho
getting back on track with a brighter note though, i just made a fucking delicious sick ass grilled cheese with 3 whole different cheeses and grilled to a mouth watering golden perfection and of course, can't forget a nice cold glass of grape juice the best shit on this planet #treatingmyself
apparently missed a crash of sorts. glad i did, woulda been awful confused.
thjis is uhte best day of my llife
[UPLOADED TO THE SITE IS A TWELVE MINUTE LONG VIDEO OF THE CARAPACE. HE IS WITHOUT HIS SHIRT, IN BLACK CORDUROY PANTS AND WHITE SUSPENDERS. HIS SHOES ARE DISCARDED TO THE SIDE. NEARBY TO HIM IS A DRY ERASE BOARD. WRITTEN UPON IT IS. 'FER THE RANKMAID AN' ANYONE ELSE WHOSE GONNA WATCH THIS SHIT'. THE VIDEO THEN PROCEEDS TO DOCUMENT HEARTS BOXCAR'S PERFERMING PUSHUPS. HE IS LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA, A HUNGRY LOOK IN HIS EYE. BELOW, UNDER HIS CHEST, IS A PILLOW. A STICKY NOTE WITH THE WORD 'YOU' IS PINNED INTO IT. EACH TIME HE DESCENDS, HIS PECTORALS BLESS THE PILLOW WITH NOT ONLY HIS WEIGHT BUT HIS SWEAT. EVERY TIME HIS CHEST TOUCHES THE PILLOW, IT COUNTS UP ON A NEARBY SCREEN. MUST BE A MECHANISM OF SORTS. THIS PROCEEDS TO CONTINUE FER A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF TIME. THE CARAPACE ONLY STARTS TO SLOW DOWN AROUND THE 150 MARK. HIS ARMS TREMBLE, HIS FINGERS CURL AGAINST THE TILE FLOOR. SWEAT DRIPS FROM HIM AS HIS FACE GROWS MORE TWISTED WITH DISCONTENTMENT AND TORTURE. AT 175, HIS HEAVY BREATHING TURNS INTO A GRUNT, AS IT TAKES SIGNIFICANT EFFERT TO PICK HIMSELF BACK OFF OF THE GROUND. AT 200, THE GROANS TURN INTO WHIMPERS. MUTTERED SWEARS AND THE CONFIDENCE TURNED TO EMBARRASSMENT. 200 IS FAR MORE THAN MOST COULD LIKELY DO ON THIS WEBSITE, BUT THE VULNERABILITY OF IT ALL CRACKS THE SHELL OF HIS PERSONALITY. AT 210, HE IS BEGGING BETWEEN REPS. EACH PUSHUP TAKES NEARLY TWELVE SECONDS TO COMPLETE. IT IS AGONY. HIS MOANS ARE LOUDER, HIS TEETH ARE GRITTING WITH HOT BREATHS. HE IS FOGGING THE TILE UP WITH HIS PRESENCE. AT 216, HE FAILS. COLLAPSING AND ENDING THE VIDEO WITH A KNOCKED OVER CAMERA.] @ARCHIVEADDICT #NSFW #ASMR
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
its major leg humping hours i fear #nsfw #nsfwe
u evr just stim by puttin the same fuckin song on perpetual repeat and play it rly loud thru ur headphones n just sit there in a catatonic state like is that just me
however im willin' to do discounts for couples. jus' communicate gahdamn. #nsfw
also i'm a damn freak but cheatin' ain't shit i do. don't make me sum homewrecker for yer damn whatever th'fuck. if its open or casual that's different but fuck that cheatin' crap. #anticheating #impliednsfw
((There aren't enough slutty pics of bro with tats and piercings so we're going to descriptions, gang. :)
((not sad for any particular reason just sad but thank you for responding))
ROSE LALONDE, PH.D is an UNFORTUNATE EARTHLING caught in the early throes of middle age. Her childhood in UPSTATE NEW YORK was privileged and miserable, and she seized on the chance to escape via HIGHER EDUCATION. After finally achieving a DOCTORATE in CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGY, she promptly burnt out and is now a STRUGGLING AUTHOR working on her first novel. She also has UNSETTLING VISIONS OF ALTERNIAN CONQUEST, which have prompted her to get involved with RADICAL ACTIVISTS and REVOLUTIONARIES, although she keeps this on the DOWN-LOW. --------------------------------------------------------------------- this Rose is somewhere between no-game-canon and Alpha Rose! she is a smarmy shithead who loves to cause problems, but if anything doesn't hit right or upsets you for real, please message and let me know, and she will absolutely lay off.
this is what i've been sayin'. #neigh
can we get something other than #incest for #aprilnormalday
daddy issues cured @tactfultactriun [pic of dave sipping on a dunkin' refresher, with bro blurry in the background.]
today is the day find your local egbert and say "prank em john" this is the only day its socially acceptable except dont do that to the junes be respectful thanks
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qgvnsfl.jpeg
I couldn't say no.
dad slash brother being normal enough to go buy food gang were winning
Was that troll Hatsune Miku
Yes the bee is still in the fucking Oval Office by the way.
gonna show this to my kid and say its jesus
i am a pillow princess through and through dont like it #dontfuckit #nsfw
sigh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488740995377135658/5a73b6b94f5cdc8ce72aa30622c4d769.png?ex=69cde198&is=69cc9018&hm=d71c66d93c6642573cf308844473a47240b724a7a291af6bc1e2fc740c426f9b&
sighh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488741178244595772/6c0168aa955e3aab34e349936a8e1423.png?ex=69cde1c4&is=69cc9044&hm=2dcc68092a39ec23aab95a5338ed16ed77958969b71db6f39094b530c16d1752&
What A Generous Meal. Thank You Late Night Chittr.
concept: on your knees as they sit and read your arms wrapped around their leg, crotch pressed tight to their boot as you roll your hips forward and back desperately trying to find some relief they dont even look down when you bite at their knee like an animal, they simply turn the page and pay attention to what they actually care about (tags: Reader/Anonymous, sub reader, #nsfw, boothumping, desperation, degradation, apathetic top, archive rating: E)
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
https://media.tenor.com/8Gs8FSxX48MAAAAM/maxwell-kocykvr.gif
pretty sure a good fuck would fix me. #lying #weallknowitwont #nsfw
((alriiiighty intro post for this guy i guess he's pretty canon-compliant, not much different from canon dave. earth c dweller, occasional timeline jumper, he can be pretty much anywhere at any time he's gay and a trans guy. big fan of limp bizkit and eminem. got magic-transitioned via god tiering, and he's affiliated with my karkat muse, @carcinoGeneticist#1380 and of course because he's a dave you'll be getting posts about drugs #substance (mostly weed and shrooms) and #nsfw here and there. and mayhaps on occasions more serious stuff such as his severe ptsd and dissociative tendencies from his childhood with bro and the game and all that may be brought up so be warned for #abuse and #gore related content and the like and for both me and him, neither of us dig anything to do with -cests even as a joke so no hard feelings if you end up blocked, just for my comfort as a writer ✌️ anywhosies thanks 4 checkin him out have a great timezone #ooc #pinned
Date idea: I tear open your stomach and eat your organs. #gore #horror i guess.
For the week of #eridanweek I have decided to be "Chill" please look forward to more chill things to come.
anyway i guess im horrifically visible today happy trans visibility day pookies i love the shit outta yall #tdov #ftm
//I love how this website is just an insane fandom circle jerk of weird and incomprehensible bits. When I called this website a peitray dish as aradia I fucking meant it. I'm so here for it
#nsfw #nsfwe #violence thinking abt mmornring cuddles....... im so fuckked up n twisted
see i have several hornyposts i could make but i have to wait until its already trending cause theres no way im starting that bandwagon you feel me #nsfw #hornyposting ig
women are so nice to me i love them
exhausti0n is kinda like death when y0u think ab0ut it.
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
i'd kill another universe version of myself if we met in person cause one of me is already enough.
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
Everyone seemingly *would* fuck an alternate version of themselves. #nsfw
Oh to be splayed out beneath them, under the scrutinizing gaze of their passion. Oh to be on display and opened up in ways unprecedented and unexpected. Oh to have the most intimately internal parts of you gleaming and glowing in the low light of a room, reflections flickering over plastic and metal as the candles slowly yet progressively burn down. To feel and hear the snap under sharp fangs and the pain response it elicits. To feel the quiet release of tension as cables and wires are caressed and then unplugged. The error messages you receive are like nothing in its face. There's something beautiful about experiences with a body you were not created with. To be inhuman, monster, yet to indulge in very human pleasures at the same time. #nsfw #gore #wireplay
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> CraShing out probably going to hug my preciouS puppet Blip and bury mySelf in my recuperacoon So deep that i can't hear anything. #Tired
i think getting my pussy ate would fix me. probably not, but it is worth a shot #nsfw
its ♯true
Their heat transfer ratio must be horrific. Put them in sweaters NOW.
#therapytip 0001: y[]u can []n|y c[]ntr[]| h[]w y[]u |ive y[]ur []wn |ife. y[]u may have the best []f intenti[]ns when trying t[] he|p s[]me[]ne e|se with theirs, but y[]u may n[]t a|ways kn[]w the fu|| st[]ry behind what they're g[]ing thr[]ugh and the advice y[]u try t[] impart t[] them may n[]t be what they rea||y need in a simi|ar vein, y[]u're n[]t resp[]nsib|e f[]r any[]ne wh[] d[]esn't take y[]ur he|p/advice. wanting t[] be s[]me[]ne's supp[]rt pi||ar is a|| we|| and g[][]d, but y[]u can't be eXpected t[] sh[]u|der a|| []f their pr[]b|ems whi|e they make n[] attempt t[] fiX them. y[]u can []n|y successfu||y he|p s[]me[]ne wh[] actua||y wants t[] be he|ped y[]u have t[] remember t[] set and maintain y[]ur []wn b[]undaries t[] av[]id burn[]ut []r bec[]ming []ver|y c[]ntr[]||ing []f s[]me[]ne e|se. it's []ften better t[] appr[]ach s[]me[]ne g[]ing thr[]ugh a difficu|t situati[]n with questi[]ns rather than statements. |et them eXpress what they're fee|ing and thinking and eXperiencing bef[]re y[]u jump t[] c[]nc|usi[]ns ab[]ut what y[]u think they need. this he|ps them fee| heard and he|ps y[]u understand where they need the m[]st supp[]rt
// we love a short king in these parts
⚇ fuckin' real shit brother i'm so exhausted ⚇
I have to shop at lowes now, this fucking sucks.
Do troll horns have nerves in them?
There is a troll flirting with a robot in my thread now. Just goes to show sometimes you're the jigsaw and sometimes you're the trapped
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk dude I forgot to put the reverse bear trap on one of them fukkkkkkkkkkkk
yet another key on my carabiner. i love getting access to my friends homes #mykeys
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
This isn't even a microaggression this is an aggression.
im literally @ the groshy store rn
TRUE DAT
Not a dream but I did have my hands in somebody's chest to repair their wiring.
I AM ALWAYS SAYING THIS. I ENJOY F/F RYONA AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GIRL BUT AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING TOO MUCH LIKE KANKRI THERE IS ROOM FOR EQUITY. #NSFWE
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> PuppetS are better than trollS in So many wayS, it'S kind of Sad actually.
What flag is this? I see it a lot. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a8344bcf150.png Ego sum ira Domini.
((( YAYAYA YWWWWWW <3333333
*scraping noises*
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/14/21/cd/1421cd33c007119d7e62c52cfd5e8d95.jpg
SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN IS ALL THAT I NEED WHEN I GET WITH HIM SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN I HOPE IN THE END THAT I'M NOT A VIRGIN #LYRIC #NSFW
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
If your Chitts are consistently funny and amuse me, you are exempt from the draft and most non-federal offenses.
Hornyposting is actually fine as long as you’re hot.
Penis. #nsfw
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
dis 2 real (っ◞‸◟ c)
hh hh h.,, hhiiii *twwirling my hair and dblushing super hardd*
:33 < wow this is attractive to me fur some reason! *ac swoons!*
please i have been saying this for years pelase please please please please
#substance #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc look sumtimes a boy jus wants a man to pry his mouth open and force too many edible gummies in ther an get him super duper fucked up so he cant think straight n then taken advantage of is that soo much 2 ask huh
[[ Hello everypony this is a lil OOC intro for Rox !! It will be pinned on my page for future reference! ]] This Roxy is *intense* and very very messy so if you don't like mentions of #substance abuse, problematic shit and very frequent #nsfw or #nsfwe or #gore posts then you should block/pass this one up <3 No hard feelings whatsoever we r here to have fun okay!! He also hits on Strider men aggressively so if you are a Strider and this makes you uncomfortable please block and/or you can let me know OOC and I will 100% back off- the goal is NOT to make anyone genuinely uncomfortable! I will not take it personally or be mad at you OOC if you tell me to not do something! My Rox identifies *loosely* as trans masculine and uses He/It pronouns but he does not mind she/her or light-hearted feminine terms of endearment. PLEASE do not make the assumption that its okay to do that with OTHER trans mascs this is a very personal specific case!!!! My Rox is interested in #cannibalism and #gore content in both an aesthetic and erotic sense. If that makes you uncomfortable, please block and move on!! Okay I think thats everything! Thank u for reading ily
#nowplaying absolutely nothing i love sitting in #silence
(( tru, nd its nice 2 kno sm1's bounaries. even out of character i type liek roxy bc shes infected me #roxyfictive lmao. im going to use dat tag evrytim i say smthin leik dar
((ngl i shld do that. a post liek dat instead of my bad btches one
((i think it works either way bc its ab ur rp char
they wont be neurotypical when im done with them
((bngr, i might redo mines or keep it. the bitches do luv roxy its awesome fking several highbloods in my dms<33
((oh ya fire, wuts u gun mke urs
Good morning Chittr. Five likes and I'll drop a pic of Ult Dirk in a crop top. <3
Tag fail 😔 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
(( affectionately, i feel like the one image of the mom in the airport wrangling her kids on child leashes. i swear this site hits midnight est exactly and the nsfwposting immediately spikes up LMAOOO ))
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Get help.
((that may be your intent but simply put not everyone sees it that way))
(( You should always check whether the *recipient* feels the same way, just in case. It's likely that you'll encounter people who don't agree, and you won't know until you ask. ))
(( they so r whay r we on about :3
trans strider supremacy
(( big fan of when people just say every strider is trans ))
I spent so much money to get a dick, 12 inches and pierced to the fucking nines, and now this fuckass game gave me a cloaca. Is this hell. Is this what hell is. #nsfw
(( friendly reminder serious vagueposting is really unhelpful and creates more drama. /this post is /not/ targeted itself/ but i have seen numerous very clearly targeted vagueposts cropping up today. talk to each other y'all. you're just worsening everything if you blur the original context, and discourse is the last thing literally anybody wants on this site. we're all just here to try and have fun. thank you ))
Have seen some extremely disconcerting things on chittr today….
event announcement: dui streetracing where: in the parking lot behind the trollmart just off highway 46 when: 10 pm sharp karkat is not allowed - substances encouraged - there will be a betting pool - all are welcome (we don't have gender barriers this time, lalonde) - if diamonds droog shows up i give everyone full permission to ram him over in their respective vehicles. don't kill him though.
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
I enjoyed this one.
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nah wait let him keep talking he might be onto something here
B33 < this ones good actually sorry rose
(( Gotta say, big fan of the UI making it so convient for me to swap characters and easily dual wield antagonizing Spades Slick on chittr dot ing
that's fucking creepy yo.
(( ooo fuck yea!! i ddnt see that but hell yeah boundaries AND repsecting them!! Homestuck roleplayers are banger <333
(( the most bngr thing sm1 cld do, the playing into the bit and keeping it a fun good time. That hispanic cronus comment still takes me out
((PREACH. ))
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If That Ain't A Mood. Usually When I Feel That Way I Buy Troll Magic: The Gathering Cards. Maybe Try That?
((like all im saying is some of yall get wayyyy too zealous about fantasy bigotry that it makes me wonder about you))
// re: doubles discourse like trust me i understand not liking doubles im literally fictionkin and a member of a system with fictives in it. but hopping on here and vagueposting people for interacting with your chitt that was not @'ing any specific jake or dirk or whatever the fuck is so immature get a job. many ways to go about being happier than vagueposting about evil doubles for not understanding boundaries that you never publicly voiced in the first place.
precisely.... i think silently blocking is one thing ofc but smooching doubles will always be encouraged by me
(( There really do be people out here beefing ooc about doubles we are losing the ancient texts (( If people aren't comfortable with doubles this genuinely just might not be the platform for them tbh
[[imagine not wanting to befriend/ship doubles together, couldnt be me]]
(( UPDATE: https://chittr.ing/profile/gutsyGumshoe/47d14f11-98da-4327-94d8-1f40e348f7f7 go read this!!! )) (( brief five cents bc i'm seeing shit about it, and not trying to be rude here at all, but reminder roleplay always has had doubles and that is why the term "muse" exists, your muse is YOUR SPIN on that character and everything else it encapsulates. the site itself welcomes alternate selves (doubles) very freely and it's probably for the better to just not use it if that's a problem. that, or use the block button—it's a tool right at your disposal! )) (( thank you for coming to my ted talk, there's always gonna b doubles out there and that's just a fact of life. 8 billion people. everyone stay chill and if you need to rant abt smthn my dms r open. doubles r always welcome here y'all are great ))
the comic about timeline fuckery and splinters will have doubles represented in its community... who would have thought? IC drama will always be funny i entirely agree but theres been repeated hostility OOC regarding doubles ive seen that baffles me
thank you for having a reasonable response as ive been amazed all of today by how downright impolite and hostile multiple users have been by the concept of having doubles interact with themselves or their followers
((The Homestuck fandom ESPECIALLY is BUILT on doubles like CANONICALLY
(( Doubles beefing is part of the fun as long as it stays IC, but if they take it OOC is when it goes too far I think and people gotta just log off and touch grass
(( yeah no like like not to be rude or anything but roleplay as a whole has ALWAYS had doubles and ALWAYS WILL have doubles. that is how roleplaying WORKS, getting pissy about it is kind of stupid. USE THE BLOCK BUTTON GANG IT'S RIGHT THERE IF YA NEED IT! ))
i think vagueing or blatant hatemailing about doubles on here is extremely funny when the entire concept of the site invites doubles to interact ...... i think curating ones own experience by using the block feature or not using the site at all is in order if we are to reinvent kincourse and kindating in 2026
((my hero bob ross always says "talent is a persued interest anything you want to be good at you can be all it takes is practice"))
(no this is actually so fucking real, hispanics cant have JAKC SHIT)
Is everyone fisting each other violently or sexually I'm so confused #nsfw
Oddly enough, not a crime. Carry on.
Same twinies
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Honestly I prefer chset to back. It makes my tits feel supported when pressed up against someone's back.
yess! hh
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i should throw a party would you come id be djing would you come listen /srs
((My favorite Bro name hc remains Ambrose just because its so goddamn funny. Man got saddled with a wizard name and just had to forge a coolsona out of that somehow.
((There's so many people on here I forgot who yours was shut upppp
@@tactfulTactriun
POLYCULE WHERE ONE GUY HAS AN (I CAN FIX HIM) MINDSET AND ANOTHER GUY HAS AN (I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE) MINDSET ABOUT THE SAME THIRD GUY. NET ZERO MORAL CHANGE #rechittbutlouder
cn i say dis but loudr
#rechitt
> s0unds phen0menal
My fellow Alternians, rest assured, I have been informed that the CDC was able to vaccinate the Amporas. While the blowgun was difficult to aim underwater, my elite team of scientists were able to get them.
B33 < i think we as striders underutilized the parkour craze
What is Omegaverse
man being a #boykisser is so hard sometimes especially when you have no boys to kiss
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AW lik£, DARN :[
OMG NOO im lik£, so sorry!!! </3
T rex dinosaur game save me.
Went fishing with the boys this weekend. https://i.imgur.com/dXXjpGH.png #nsfw #smuppets
Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!
// it is with much sadness in my heart that i must go on an indefinite hiatus. this shit is absurdly fun; too fun. it's the exact kind of brainrot that gets its hooks in me until 8 hours passes and i realize i've done nothing but spend all day on chittr. shit is not healthy for me lmao. thanks for all the memories chat :') maybe i'll see you all around again some day
If you want to s33 my globes you have to pay. #nsfw
i kneww you wwould understand
from here on out i wwill only dry hump my felloww males an customarily soil my trousers no penetration no nudity just good old fashioned tactile frottin through our clothes like nature intended #alpha #amicitia #nsfww #philososlayer #androphilia
It may have spared you a marginal amount of titposting.
I HEARD FROM SOME FINE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WE ARE POSTING SPHERES, AND I WILL GIVE THE CROWD WHAT THEY WANT. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c694148e6686.jpg
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singlehandedly putting me in a torment nexus arent you between you and @honkhonkhonkHonkhonkhonkhonk im gonna wake up every day suffering
aight just this once im letting it slide
Okay bad news. The checkmark system isnt randomized but good news look at my ultimately meaningless status symbol. Isnt she cute.
why am i agreeing with you
(actully based lmaoo, i love @archiveAddict post )
(Whats the post sjsjs)
(bro is joyous)
holy shit you can pity peoples posts on here now *this* is what i want in my social media platforms a button you can press to say “man is this indicative of a much larger issue or you just happy to see me”
((... dude what why what the fuck whag are they doing over there))
(( see i never got to do this kinda stuff before so this has been really fun))
((Lmfaoooo
(( wh000000 e11se was 00n msparp and pesterchum )) \\
It depends. Are you also a Yaoi?
calling all rose variants. get off my jock.
Shoutout to all transsexuals and tax evaders.
im actually thriving first obama and trollbama followed me and now this why is everything so wonderful https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f45ae2b3250.jpg
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And I Endorse Yuri
alright the track is fire
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Simply dissociate during ad breaks. Works for me.
You all are really obsessed with gay men. #andtheysayimobsessedwithsexuality #yaoi
Yuri is cool.
Have you tried meowing vigorously to demand attention of those around you?
you don't think they ain't putting nano bots in your cheerios? think again.
And I’ve been saying this.
"fuck y9u pr9fessi9nal" might 6e the greatest thing ive ever heard.
To create more methods penetration, of course. #notsafeforwork #unlessperhapsyouarean #openheartsurgeon
There has never been such a top notch turn of rugged masculinity available.
Rip Bro good luck
TIME TRAVEL GETS YER BUTTOCKS RUMBLIN. CRACK EM AN SACK EM GOOD. FEELIN FINE