♦ pitied by @tastyandGodlike
I am beginning to worry for the safety of my delivery route https://i.imgur.com/61IB9eY.png
stop blocking me im pregnant and its yours
A... spirited and platonic peck between two chaps then! Yes! Yes..... ...
*crossing myself feverishly* Ohhhhh father forgive me for i have sinned....
It is a smear campaign! a floozy! a deadfaced *fib*!!!! you and i must find a means to carry on our merry way! good DAY!
*COVERS FRANTICALLY* K-KYAAAAAAAA DONT LOOK!!!!!!!!!
I must clarify! i have not and will never have relations with a paradox version of my own good self! to insist the contrary is to tell a thumper! *HOOOONKKK* media attention is most incriminating!
W-w-WHORE?!?! why i never! i am not inclined to such,.... such temptations!
*PROFUSELY WIPES AT BROW WITH OWN WRIST* GAHH GAHH GHAHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
BY THE GODS WOULD YOU STOP TRYING TO PIMP ME OUT!!!!! I AM NOT YOUR CANDY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
L-listen my friend we can hold strong!! We need not succumb to the sensually coercive machinations of this VILLAIN!
We MUST PERSEVERE*!!! our own convictions shall triumph over this malevolence *cough...*



