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I’ve Had Thoughts Of Cheating On My Diet And Getting One Of Those Fancy Cakes From The New Bakery.
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I Love Hunting Parties In The Woods, I Mean I Used To. It’s Harder To Sneak Away Now, Given My Position.
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people call me defeatist i call myself selectivve about wwhat i put my energy into
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THIS SHIT'S BETTER THAN HALF OF THE SLOP ON PAILHUB. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
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I have not been active enough on here. I wonder what happened to the one Dave that said he was my dad.
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We All Have Our Destinies Or Whatever. Apparently Mine Is To Be The True Ruler Or To Some The Usurper. you Do Not Get Rescued From Playing Your Part.
I Haven’t Actually Properly Dragon Posted Though. Sunfyre Has Once Again Taken To Singing The Songs Of Her Kind. It Was Not A Pleasant Wake Up Call But I Love Her And I Will Keep Sleeping Outside With Her.
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You Know I Knighted One Ampora. I Can Knight Another. My Lovely Guardian Hated It And So I Found It Hilarious.
Someone Asked If Having A Dragon And Also Being A Dragon Was My Only Personality Trait And To Answer That. Yes. Yes It Is.
The Vague Threat Of Breathing Fire At Someone Along With A Bit Of Smoke Does Wonders When You Want To Make Someone Talk By The Way.
I Have Met Multiple Cronus And None Of Them Have Been Funny.
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Time For More Smokey Beef Stew. It Is A Favourite Of The Trolls That Live Here In The Castle.
Someone rechitting directly after they hate reacted is a bit ridiculous by the way but live your life.
The fact that a large portion of you on here struggle to have a healthy relationship is hilarious by the way. Because even I’ve managed to have one.
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remember t0 drink water. there are many benefits t0 staying hydrated.
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What Are You Meant To Give An Expecting Cat Anyway? Do They Eat Boar Leg? Just Drop A Whole Slab Of Meat Is That Good Enough?
I Ended Up Taking A Cat Back With Me, I Think She Might Be A Bit Too Round. So Perhaps I Will Get My Wish For Multiple. also Yes I Have Picked Up The Word Cat From The Humans, It Is Easier To Type.
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I Am A Dragon So Why Would I Be Opposed To The Actions Of Another Troll With Reptile Qualities?
I Want To Participate In The Classic Chittr Past Time Of Talking Shit About People I Don’t Like. But There Is No One. I Just Mute Them And Move On. I’d Make Up Something But I Am Unmotivated.
Going Out In Town Through The Hidden Tunnels Disguised Will Never Stop Being A Little Thrilling.
It Is All From The Same User. I Will Not Be Naming Them, They Need To Try Harder.
I Have Been Warned About The Ampora Line And How They All Suck But That Usually Means When They Fail, It Is Funnier. So Giving One Of Them Knighthood And Letting Them Run Into Battle Seems Entertaining.
I Wonder How She Would Feel If I Got Myself A Litter Of Kittens. She Can Be Strongly Possessive Of My Attention.
I Might In Fact Knight That One Cronus. It Might Be Entertaining Watching Him Try And Be A Knight. It Would Be Heavily Disapproved Of And I Think That’s What Would Make It Worth It.
A Smokey Beef Stew With Bread Would Do Some Of You So Good.
Also Big Fan Of Dinosaurs For Obvious (to The Trolls That Have Some Knowledge Of Me) Reasons.
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I Am Quite Entertained By A Specific Group Of Indigos. They Are So Good At Being Ordered Around And Following Directions. Not A Fan Of Horses But Everyone Has Their Flaws.
If I Were To Die, It Could Be A Many Deal Of Things. poison, Eaten By A Dragon, Betrayed From Within. Never Trial By Combat Or Like That Stupid Jousting Shit.
Pretending To Care Got Boring. I Am Going Back To Dragon Posting. someone Tried To Make The Dragons Hats With Different Levels Of Success.
Wow Imagine Being Killed By That Guy. That’s Actually Really Embarrassing.
I Think Whatever Happened To That Guy Was Deserved. I Did Not Like Him. If Your Response To Someone That Tells You Not To Touch Them Is To Pretend To Hug Them Then Die.
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You’d Never Know If I Was Being Legitimate About My Height Because No One You Will Ever Meet Me. I Am Exactly Eleven Feet And Six Inches Tall And Inconvenienced By Most Doors.
I Don’t Think He Would Offer Me As Much Kindness If He Knew Half The Things I Have Done Or The Actions Of My House.
That Might Have Been The First Time I Used The Word ‘lol’ In Anything. Probably Not A Good Sign.
Some Bronze Farmer Coming In To Complain That One Of Our Dragons Killed His Sheep And He Wants Payment For Them. No I Don’t Think He Will.
It’s Always Strange To Meet Someone Without Ulterior Motives. Maybe It’s Just Because I’ve Been Around Nobility My Entire Life. they Don’t Usually Do Things Just Because Of Kindness.
I Would Say I Long To Go On Adventures In The Vast World But That Sounds Tedious And I Do Not Have The Drive To Walk Through A Forest Or Desert Or Whatever Else.
Big Fan Of The Secret Tunnels Through Out The Castle, Excellent Way Of Travelling Around.
Having An Overprotective Figure In Your Life But It Is Not The Troll Who Raised You But The Creature You Hatched With.
Gwyn Has Discovered A New Type Of Spider And Has Once Again Shared Supposed Prophecies Of Tragedies To Come. always Lovely To Have Conversations With That One.
I’ll Never Care Enough To Actually Request Any, I Will Not Use Them. but It Would Be Good To See More Dragon Badges In The ‘ Wild ‘.
Perhaps I’ll Wait Until I Give My Lady The Attention She Requires. She Is Stubborn When She Doesn’t Get What She Wants. A Nice Long Flight And Then A Feast Of Sheep Will Do For The Moment.
It Is Never Too Early To Start Drinking. I Got Something New, Luxurious And Paid For By The People.
One Hundred Feet Isn’t That Big For A Dragon Truly, someone In My House, His Dragon Is About Roughly One Hundred And Thirty Feet? it Is An Estimate, No One Has Actually Checked These Details.
But No We Do Things Differently Here. there Are Lines And There Are Houses. you Don’t Need An Explanation On What A Line Is Surely But With Houses. When You Grow You Eventually Moult And Gain Features Of Your House. Like How I Am A Dragon. You Are Than Forced To Live Together. there’s That Deer Guy Who Has Like Antler Like Horns And A Tail And Than The Flower Family And They Got Like Vine Tattoos I Guess? I Have Never Cared Much About Them.
I Wouldn’t Come To My Timeline Either. The Rulership Over Here Sucks Big Time. But The Trolls Behind That Are Worse.
Sometimes It Will Feel Like The World Is An Unforgivable And Harsh Place To Live In, Where You Can’t Control Any Of Your Destiny and I Just Want You To Know That, You Are Absolutely Correct. Nothing Good Will Very Grow In Troll Society. Any Of Them. Give Up Hope Now.
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I’m not the type to be suspicious but I don’t trust him or what he is scheming.
fucked up and evil to put periods between the letters in milf and dilf what the fuck is M.I.L.F.? some sort of supervillain organization comprised entirely of cougars wait hold on actually thats a fantastic fucking idea post cancelled someone get the president on the phone i need this shit funded asa fucking p
I Will Thankfully Not Live To Old Age Because The Trolls In My Line Are Ugly When They Get To A Certain Point In Their Age Circle. the Last Guy Also Like Rotted From The Inside Out Really Disgusting.
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Humans Have The Sense Of The Worst Sense Of Humour. I Am Starting To Develop A Certain Level Of Desire To Hit Them With A Long Stick. Or Really Get Someone Else To Do It While I Watch. They Are Not Worth My Effort.
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Some Stupid Idiot Tried To Give Me A Drink When I Was Out Publicly. my Knights Made The Idiot Drink It And They Died. How Stupid Do They Think I Am?
(( aka I have seen wips of the new thing I commissioned and it’s SO GOOD.))
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This Is A Post Of Dragon Sounds. I Will Not Be Typing It Out But Like Imagine It. eight Hours Of Dragons Seemingly Trying To Sing Sounds When Everyone Is Trying To Sleep.
I Would Be A Prince Of Hope Of Derse Assumably. From What I’ve Been Told It Is An Impressive Role. so If I Did Play The Game I Would Be Set. I Will Obviously Be Taking My Dragon. No One Will Be Parting Us.
Playing That Game Does Sound Like A Good Way To Get Out Of All My Responsibilities.
I’d Like To Clarify Isn’t Serious, Some Of You Seem To Take Every Post With Boring Seriousness.
Apparently I Cannot Just Hand Over My Title To Any Random Troll That Says They’re Qualified To Rule.
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.☘︎ ܁˖loose leaf tea ⚘s perhaps super⚘or than the ones ⚘n the tea bags.˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀
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Having A Tail Is Actually Inconvenient. Sleeping On My Back Has Never Been An Option. the Clothing Thing Matters Little. All My Clothes Are Custom Made.
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I als⚣ t⚣⚣k an⚣ther pic with⚣ut the underwear t⚣⚣ -3- I'll save that f⚣r when I get a 100 f⚣ll⚣wers #nsfw
You Know Sometimes The Sea Actively Sucks And It’s Best To Avoid It Forever. The Skies Are Preferable.
There’s Nothing Like Seeing Supposed Good Moral Trolls Fall From Grace And Have A Crisis About It. Big Fan.
That reminds me. I haven’t done this in a few days. Look I did it @congruentAttitude Wordle 1,855 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I Did Get The Same Training The Rest Of Them Did. The Like Actual Important Members Of My House. But I Have Better Things To Do Go Into A Little Fenced Off Area And Swing A Sword Around At Some Other Troll. It’s Not Motivating. I Rather Be Drinking.
I Think More Issues Should Be Solved With Duels. Everything Is Easily Solved With A Sharp Sword. I Will Be Watching.
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Hello, I Have Returned. I Had An Excellent Flight On My Girl. She Needs The Flying Time.
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I’ve Never Met Anyone Worth Being In A Serious Relationship With. Of Any Type Of The Quadrants. sex However? Absolutely And Constantly. There Are Many Attractive Trolls And I Am A Catch.
Oh No A Dom Shortage. What Ever Will We Do? This Is Tragic.
If There Was A Famine Going On. It Wouldn’t Matter Much Because That Only Affects The Like Peasants. i’ll Still Be Eating.
In! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
Little Fish Little Fish. Haven’t You Heard A Dragon Really Likes Fish. They Are Very Capable Fishers.
I Can Say This Because She Will Not See This.
I Was Actually Raised By A Troll Rather Than A Lusus As Custom. She Is A Bitch And One Day She Will Get What’s Coming To Her. Nothing Was Ever Good Enough.
Maybe I Should Try And Get One Of Those Big Wolves From The North, those Things Are Larger Than Ponies. I Heard That They Do Not Like The Scents Of Dragons Though.
Big Fan Of Sweet Wines, I Do Have A Favourite That I Will Not Mention That Here. in The End Anything That Can Be Described As ‘ Alcohol ‘ Will Do.
‘ Let’s Never Talk About It Again ’ Vague Posts About It Almost Immediately. Interesting.
I Did Not Consider The Fact That I Can Breath Out Fire Would Be Something I Could Brag About On Here. But I Can Do That. i Am The Blood Of The Dragon After All.
I Have Never Stepped Foot In A Kitchen Literally Ever. if I Want Cheese, Meats And Wine Than I Will Tell A Maid And She Will Do The Rest.
There’s This “heroic” Mass Murderer On This Site And That One Has To Be My Favourite User On This Thing.
Violets Do So Often Forget Their Place. His Lusus Should Have “ Beat “ Him More.
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You Lot Seem To Have A Big Opinion About Someone Setting A Boundary About Their Personal Space. Shame On You. ( Not Really I Do Not Care Even If It Is Mine. )
That Hug Everyone Post Was Not Real True, But If You Were To Try That In Real Life. You Would Be In The Dungeon For A Little Visit. Peasant Hands.
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She All Does Not Need To Feed Me, I Have A Whole Kitchen Of Trolls That Will Make Me Food That I Not A Half Living Sheep. although I Suppose She Does Not Understand That Anything Raw Is A Pass.
It Is Not Particularly Cute When My Dragon Decides That She Is Gonna Hunt For Me And Bring Me Back A Sheep. she Is Not A Cat.
Look If A Certain Human Minded His Own Fucking Business, My Favourite Would Not Be Bro Strider. but I Am Not A Fan Of Dave Strider. First Impression? Get Fucked.
If I Had To Have A Favourite Human, It Would Be Bro Strider By The Way.
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Look Prophecies Are Just Boring To Listen To. All This Talk About Doom, Fire And Death Is Great Until You Hear It Over Ten Times.
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I’m Starting To Suspect That Most Of You Are Unable To Tell Good From Evil, In A Similar Way To The Struggle People Have With Left And Right.
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That Conversation Might Have Been Slightly More Entertaining Than Drinking. Almost. i Have Been Drinking Strongwine This Whole Time.
I Have Met Two Trolls That Go Around Calling Others Evil Doers With Sincerity. I Hope They Fail Their Life Purpose.
He Is Lucky That He Doesn’t Live Closer. I Would Very Much Like To See Him On Fire.
I Am What They Would Refer To As A Derse Prince Of Hope If That Means Anything To Any Of You. it Means Nothing To Me.
I Love When You Can Tell Someone Is Broke.
Are All Ampora Desperate For Attention Or Is It Just The One Constantly In My Notifications?
There 𓁹s Noth𓁹ng Better R𓁹ght No𖥸 Than Pra𖥸ns 𓁹n Creamy Garl𓁹c Sauce.༄
I’m glad I was not the one hired to manage your diet and weight. There would not be enough money in the budget for me to consider it.
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Overly Heroic Individuals Are Delusional. You Will Not Find Many That Fall In One Side Of ‘good Vs Evil’. but They Are Hilarious To Mess With.
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I hope my quirk isn't too unreadable for you guys.
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I would advise against trusting any Strider that uses Light Mode proudly.
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Not Being Able To Fly Must Suck. hoofbeasts Suck In Comparison To A Creature That Can Fly.
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I’ve Been Advised To Apologise. It’s Not Good Behaviour Of A Monarch To Tell Anyone To Dance For My Entertainment Or Get Eaten. i’ve Also Been Advised That I Cannot Sleep With Anyone That Was Successful Able To Entertain. Such Is Life.
I Quickly Grow Bored But That Is My Own Fault I Suppose, i Can Always Make Fools Dance For Me. The Blue Ones Because No One Will Miss Them.
I Should Have The Power To Behead Individuals That Make Really Bad Posts. come To My Planet You Will Not Be Harmed.
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(( also have a close up look at his new icon lol. PlotCorpse OFC <33)) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/123592699_0gWfZk8eskEW2GF.gif #mitunapicpost
I’m Too Sober To Discuss My Kinks To A Crowd Of Strange Individuals. perhaps Later On.
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Update On The Knight Tourney, Unimportant Knights Died And Ladies Cried About It. i Wish They Would Make Less Sound, It Is Annoying. There Are Other Knights, It’s Not Big Loss.
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I Did Not Sleep Last Night. i’m Really Feeling It Now That I’m Forced To Sit In One Place And Watch Stupid Knights Fight With Spears On Hoofbeast. Kingly Duties Or Whatever.
Petty Insults From Trolls That Are Literally Beneath Me In Every Way. the Only Thing You’ll Be Doing Is Kissing My Shoe Before You Lose Your Head. By Sword Or By Dragon, It Does Not Matter.
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It Really Is Good To Have A Dragon That Would Burn Someone Alive At Command. She Really Is My Best Lady.
Some type of Dave variant mediating that really makes me think that we should do it again. It was a good tattoo.
All three Strider’s in my timeline have horse tattoos. Although Bro and I gave Dave his. One of those home kits, he was a bit reluctant but he came around. In a matter of speaking.
Being in a kismesis with Mituna means that I will hear one joke about the horse tattoo on my arm at least once a week. It’s just predictable at this point.
I Suppose I Should Introduce Myself While I Am Sober. i Am Aerion Meleys. I Am Not The First With That Name, I’m Not Interested In Mentioning The Number. I Do Have A Dragon, It Did Hatch With Me. i Will Be Drinking Now.
Although 𓁹 Have Some 𓁹nterest 𓁹n Th𓁹s “ Mass Psychos𓁹s Game “ That 𓁹 Have Seen Ment𓁹oned. 𖥸e M𓁹ght Have To F𓁹nd 𓁹nformat𓁹on About 𓁹t On Our O𖥸n.༄
(( also hi look at his sprites by DivineFelineBast ofc )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/123499772_MgcJwfQkvQuiI3c.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/123499803_ARNNCsUUQdmq9GJ.png
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𓁹’ve Been Asked To Part𓁹c𓁹pate 𓁹n 𓁹nform𓁹ng Ch𓁹ttr Ho𖥸 Tall 𓁹 Am Through Apples. 𓁹 𖥸𓁹ll Part𓁹c𓁹pate, 𓁹 Am 20.27 Apples Tall.༄
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.☘︎ ܁˖good even⚘ng to everyone btw, ⚘t’s always so good to see all the d⚘fferent posts. A b⚘t of a m⚘xed bag.˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀
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it’s almost flattering how much you want all my attention to the point i’m all you talk about. here’s a post just for you little princeling, talking with such an ego then falling apart so easily. Phozoa, you truly are a desperate little thing.
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it’s always good to see sense and upgrade to someone better. i am the better choice and not some pathetic little nerd with no backbone.
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Good morning to everyone except that one Dirk.
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i’m meant to be posting more so here it is a post.
I will say having two brothers with the same neck scar did put Dave on edge for a while and that was hilarious.
The life expectancy of the older brothers on this site is so very low.
That was not about me. My brother is fine and his not dropping dead any time soon.
If I wasn’t so invested in my career, raising race horses might have been something that I tried. It might of got too easy though. Eventually.
Some of you need to learn to let things go.
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Wow look at that, I’m Evil Dirk now. The level of effort I had to put into this bit was so difficult. Pressing the edit button, putting ‘evil’ at the front of my name and pressing save was such a huge monumental moment. It doesn’t make me look like a stupid uncreative jackass at all.
There has to be something more creative to show that you are ‘evil’/‘woke’ or whatever else than just plastering it to the front of your name. 3/10 gimmick at best.
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The interviewers not knowing about Jake is certainly an upside. If they knew and you played ‘how many times are they gonna bring up that name’ as a drinking game, you’d be dead. #substance
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There will also never be any worse pie than the ones you find at the gas station.
Played strip poker with a clown at a party once but he kept shedding his vestements to reveal a whole new outfit underneath. Not very in spirit with the game but highly impressive. Somehow i still won.
calling me the attention seeker while making two whole posts about me is hilarious btw it’s a bit sad how desperate you are little fish but it is a good look on you. if you beg maybe i’ll give you a hand.
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So Meenah is fine. I wasn’t that invested in Trollbama, not here that much. Shy Dirk was the worst alternate Dirk that I’ve ever met.
Anyone that’s not a Strider would have been my vote as President.
I just feel like this is one of those #events that we forget happen in three or so days. #exceptmeimnotallowedtoforgetanything
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Happy father's day to the immaculate Col. Sassy. You'll always be remembered.
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Did he really need to look through that specific post?
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:^)
I don’t know. There must be a card that says ‘Happy Father’s Day to the man that left forever.’ It’s a common occurrence.
Okay good!
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⚞ people die when they are killed. #violence ⚟
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Look I found a picture of you @turntechGiveshead https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/121843206_cHrUDDH7ECzhzdH.jpg
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I Have The Sudden Urge To Concept Post Again, But It's So Early. I Feel As Though I Should Save It For Later. #nsfw #nsfc
a fucking pest
pain in my stomach that lives in my ship vents an only comes out to try to eat me every few days. her only savin grace is that she settles down when i set up cocomelon on the ipad.
"Two likes isnt a lot" well imagine the visual of my two bosoms placed directly into the immediate vicinity of your face and then endeavor to inform me with a straight and scientifically honest countenance that such a thing does not constitute a rather substantial amount.
* impressive! arguably unbelievable in most ways!
an by "taught" i mean ig she sucked SOMETHIN outta my genetics all for herself bc she also likes french fries an also doesn't like a monkey wrench gettin thrown at her head even though i know she can an would an wants to turn me into saturn kebab
i have taught markie how to not try to kill me on sight. she still bite tho.
“i” being the body im in anyway im 24 please dont call me the baby shes allowed to but if anyone else does its on sight
roxy found out i was made just a couple months ago and now im known simply as the baby lmao
change change change change i wanna get up out of my skin 🎵🎶
It's Safe To Post What You Are Having For Breakfast, I Will Not Pretend I Am Taking A Bite Out Of It I Promise. #lie
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(=^･⩊･^=) < PAWLRIGHT! GOT MY HOUSEWIFE OUTFIT MEOWRE PURRETTIER!~
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⚗ somehow THIS is a vital ☾omponent phor juggalo's horrendous ☾HU☾KLE. they don't SELL it in 🝭ulk anymore.
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Alright. Up and early, and I got a bit to run into the ground so I'm starting with my personal favorite racehorse at current: Stay Gold. While smaller than other thoroughbred horses, he was known to be violent and bad mannered, with his trainer even going as far as to claim that "he would eat meat if I gave it to him." Regardless, he was known for being a 'Silver Collector' for often coming in second to the races he competed in, but was also dubbed the 'Goldolphin Killer' before the end of his career for securing wins at the Dubai Sheema Classic and the Hong Kong Vase.
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Thinking about tentacles on this fine day. #Nsfw #Suggestive
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why is it that every strider has a horrible home life
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Well i was going to save introductions for the morning but i suppose 4am rightfully counts! My name is harley and i will be seeing you good folks around.
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Oh did I @ you? Nope, didn't. I mad a comment about your lame and tired gimmick and you needed to defend yourself as if someone gave a fuck. Now you're here in my replies desperately chanting "I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED" to someone who is almost definitely going to lose your reply in the next batch of notifications he gets. I'll give you a run down of what happened though, before I never interact with you again alright? 1) You hated many of my posts. 2) I said, "Oh wow, this gimmick is lame. Do something interesting" 3) You responded in a MICROSECOND because any attention at all from anyone is better than living with the crippling loneliness that comes with being a tired loser that has nothing to give to the world or to the people in your life. Sad to see. 4) I replied to you, because here we are in Casper's house. Casper's gonna talk. 5) You are desperately trying to make me mad or care at all that you "so totally got me." You are free, by the way, to bother literally anyone else. 6) I reply again. We are in Casper's house, after all. And Casper is allowed to speak in Casper's house. 7) "HaHa YoU ArE sTiLl RePlYiNg To Me" says the fucking reprobate who has never had an original thought in their fucking life. 8) WE ARE STILL. IN CASPERS HOUSE. LMFAO. Now before you tldr this post or type HAHA YOU'RE SO MAD!! while stroking yourself off to an argument you didn't win, I will remind you again we are in Casper's house. Every time you come back to say some stupid shit to me, you lose and you lose again. So, in short, because I probably lost your attention around number four. You are a loser, like for real. LMAO. Go outside and touch even a singular blade of grass.
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Aradiaboot generate me a Chittr hoornypoost that'll get me 5 likes 2 pityreacts
(( Look what I just got, I feel it’s more appropriate to share this here now. Older sibling of the three Strider’s. Mister Bro himself )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/121031664_EJNPfMU9L58SVwA.png