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← @tenaciousTheologist

@tenaciousTheologist — #substance

Ah, vodka, you greet me like an old friend, with a gentle punch and a spreading warmth.

Kult: +34
Kull: +5
Total: 39
Ratio: 6.80

Pre-gaming imminent.

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Total: 19

@timestopGridlock queries: "hir roabn" Hello. Have you had some water? Seems like you might need it.

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Apparently all I need to believe I can play Schism by Tool is 3/4ths a bottle of tequila. I'm also shocked I am able to type without mistakes. Perhaps tequila and I should be friends.

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Breaking my sabbatical briefly to state that tequila has run dry but my spirits are high.

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Total: 19

I have since sobered up, but reading through my chitts over the past few hours, I would have to say I still stand by them.

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Total: 10

Oh waiterrrrr, another round pleaseeeee?

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Total: 25

My lips taste like lavender vanilla lip balm. Well, that and chilli tequila currently. For those of curious natures.

Kult: +42
Kull: +5
Total: 47
Ratio: 8.40

Actually yes, building off what Dirk said. Tequila party?

Kult: +27
Kull: +5
Total: 32
Ratio: 5.40

My hair is naturally platinum. Would you like to check?

Kult: +27
Kull: +5
Total: 32
Ratio: 5.40

Tequila. You WILL be hearing from me tonight.

Kult: +27
Total: 27

Wine, or tequila?

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Total: 5

Knives Out trilogy movie marathon day, with facemasks, nail polish, charcuterie boards and mimosas? Let me know your thoughts. @tipsyGlamour @beatboxingHeart @hollywoodGodhead @nebulousIlluminator @efflorescentHeliophile Interested? You are free to invite others upon request, I simply tagged you few as I consider us friends.

Kult: +29
Kull: +5
Total: 34
Ratio: 5.80

I don't smoke, but I'm being asked to purchase cigarettes. Recommendations?

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

Vodka...

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Total: 12

Survived the club, barely. #Substance just in case.

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Total: 15

Pretty faces flash by on a dancefloor, beautiful bodies against your own in a sea of movement, liquor passing between lips in communion. I think I'm taking a handful home tonight. #Nsfw #Substance

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Total: 17

To celebrate 10k kult, here is the gorgeous black and white film shot provided by the ever skilled @tipsyGlamour #Nsfw #Suggestive #Substance #Nudity https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7eda83a4092.png

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Total: 55

God. Thabk god for gay clubs #substance subtcavbe

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Total: 10

What do you mean this bar doesn't have pornstar martinjs? #substance

Kult: +18
Kull: +5
Total: 23
Ratio: 3.60

For those of morbid curiousity, please welcome to my review of a Redback spider bite, the cousin of the infamous Black Widow. I strongly advise against attempting to experience this in any capacity, as it was unintentional and I am merely posting this for educational purposes. Pain: Initially 7/10, after medication, 3/10. Symptoms: Pain, swelling, tremors, elevated heart rate, nausea, pins and needles sensation in the extremities close to the envenomation site. What is most prevalent is the tremors and nausea, rather annoyingly so, as I now have been experiencing low to mid-range tremors for over a...Read more

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Total: 11

Stay tuned for a thrilling review of envenomation. #Gore ? #Substance ?

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40