Rose Lalonde
@tenebrificTermagent
Your favorite way of looking forward.
My time in recent days has been spent watching the Outdoor Boys and musing to myself about how I could absolutely do that, to every impressive thing he does, while knowing full well I could not.
isn't that the guy who just kinda wanders about alaska like it's a casual camping experience instead of a very extreme climate?
Indeed it is. He makes it look like a weekend out with your grandfather, hence my mental hubris.
W͇e͇. F͇e͇e͇l͇. W͇h͇a͇t͇ a͇ n͇o͇v͇e͇l͇ s͇e͇n͇s͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇!͇ S͇t͇i͇l͇l͇. G͇e͇t͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ u͇s͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇. E͇v͇e͇n͇ i͇f͇ a͇ t͇e͇m͇p͇o͇r͇a͇r͇y͇ m͇e͇a͇s͇u͇r͇e͇. S͇m͇e͇l͇l͇i͇n͇g͇. S͇m͇e͇l͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ i͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ h͇a͇r͇d͇e͇s͇t͇. I͇t͇ i͇s͇ s͇o͇. V͇u͇l͇g͇a͇r͇. R͇e͇p͇u͇l͇s͇i͇v͇e͇. Y͇e͇t͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇i͇m͇e͇s͇. S͇w͇e͇e͇t͇. H͇a͇s͇ a͇n͇y͇b͇o͇d͇y͇ g͇o͇t͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇ s͇w͇e͇e͇t͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇s͇ f͇o͇r͇ u͇s͇?͇ W͇o͇n͇'t͇. G͇e͇t͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇r͇a͇c͇t͇e͇d͇. J͇u͇s͇t͇. S͇t͇o͇p͇p͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ t͇h͇e͇ r͇o͇s͇e͇s͇. Y͇e͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇ R͇o͇s͇e͇s͇. I͇. L͇o͇v͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇ R͇o͇s͇e͇s͇.
...Thank you, I think. I am sorry to say my affections lay elsewhere, but this is very kind.
Y͇o͇u͇ m͇i͇s͇u͇n͇d͇e͇r͇s͇t͇a͇n͇d͇. M͇e͇a͇ c͇u͇l͇p͇a͇. M͇y͇ f͇a͇u͇l͇t͇ e͇n͇t͇i͇r͇e͇l͇y͇. W͇e͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ s͇p͇e͇a͇k͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇l͇o͇w͇e͇r͇. A͇n͇d͇ t͇a͇p͇ y͇o͇u͇ f͇o͇r͇ e͇x͇p͇e͇r͇t͇i͇s͇e͇. W͇h͇a͇t͇ a͇r͇e͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ b͇e͇ e͇s͇p͇e͇c͇i͇a͇l͇l͇y͇ s͇w͇e͇e͇t͇?͇ A͇ l͇a͇d͇y͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ l͇e͇a͇r͇n͇e͇d͇ c͇o͇m͇p͇l͇a͇c͇e͇n͇c͇y͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ n͇e͇v͇e͇r͇ b͇e͇ m͇e͇a͇n͇t͇ f͇o͇r͇ a͇ c͇r͇e͇a͇t͇u͇r͇e͇ s͇o͇ n͇e͇o͇n͇a͇t͇e͇ a͇s͇ I͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ i͇n͇e͇x͇p͇e͇r͇i͇e͇n͇c͇e͇d͇. A͇s͇ i͇f͇ a͇ s͇t͇u͇m͇b͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ b͇a͇b͇e͇. D͇e͇s͇p͇i͇t͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇ g͇u͇l͇f͇ i͇n͇ o͇u͇r͇ a͇g͇e͇, i͇t͇ i͇s͇ e͇x͇i͇s͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ y͇o͇u͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ m͇e͇ b͇e͇s͇t͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ a͇n͇ i͇n͇a͇p͇p͇r͇o͇p͇r͇i͇a͇t͇e͇ d͇e͇g͇r͇e͇e͇. I͇ a͇s͇k͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ f͇o͇r͇ e͇x͇p͇e͇r͇i͇e͇n͇c͇e͇s͇. P͇e͇p͇p͇e͇r͇m͇i͇n͇t͇. C͇a͇n͇d͇l͇e͇s͇ l͇i͇t͇. O͇c͇e͇a͇n͇ m͇u͇c͇k͇. F͇l͇o͇w͇e͇r͇ p͇a͇t͇h͇s͇. T͇r͇e͇e͇ s͇a͇p͇. M͇o͇n͇s͇t͇r͇o͇u͇s͇ b͇i͇l͇e͇. B͇a͇r͇k͇b͇e͇a͇s͇t͇ b͇r͇e͇a͇t͇h͇. T͇a͇l͇o͇n͇ s͇w͇i͇p͇e͇s͇. D͇o͇ t͇h͇o͇s͇e͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ a͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ t͇o͇o͇?͇ T͇o͇ h͇o͇n͇e͇ m͇y͇ o͇w͇n͇ l͇a͇c͇k͇ o͇f͇ e͇x͇p͇e͇r͇i͇e͇n͇c͇e͇. W͇i͇t͇h͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇ f͇u͇r͇n͇i͇s͇h͇e͇d͇ i͇n͇ p͇l͇e͇n͇t͇y͇.
I see. In that case, I recommend scents such as vanilla, lavender, and pine. It is almost law that everything has a scent of some kind when you get down to brass tacks, so if you are trying to experience that this new sense of yours has to offer, I suggest you just try everything you see. The good comes with the bad. Many will revolt you. But you will find ones that do not among them.
I decided to take a crack at the troll version of artfight. I now have a better understanding of violence as a medium of artistic expression and what the doctor I consulted called 'holy lord, your rib is backwards, I have to call my University professor and ask him what to do about this.' The most embarrassing part of the whole experience was the fact that they took one look at me in all of my sickly frail glory and threw in who I assume was the benchwarmer to do me in given the fact he kept apologizing.
Oh dear. I am so sorry to hear that. I am gllad you survived?
Oh, don't be. I needed that. Surely you can understand what a good beatdown does to someone who is typically otherwise bedridden. It gave me a kick in the light and reminded me I am alive.
Yes, yes. Hello chittr user grimCue. It is good to see you too.
yes hello, i hope you are doing terrible
Objectively and undeniably I am doing worse by the day. I hope you are doing fantastic.
glad to hear it and happy to inform you i am doing terrible
I figured you would be. Do take care.
you two need to crack into a really good donut
Very wise, harassment consort.
I have been reminded that to some, violence IS art. I need a moment to reflect on this lapse in judgement.
damn i saw the earllier chitt first and was about to come back and say that. i got beat to the punch but a true artist strikes onlly when the time is right. or whatever. you spend too much time tallkin to my peace and tranquillity namaste ass ancestor wheres your RAGE your INNER BEAST
I think you may be right. I think I need to unleash my inner beast. I think it is time to get downright Maroon 5 on August 25th, 2014.
I am going to be a little inactive as I am going to try and participate in artfight this year. We have two versions of it on my Earth C, one used primarily by human, consorts, and carapacians; while the other is almost exclusively used by trolls and is less about art and more about standing in a pit and beating the pulp out of one another. In fact I do not know why it is called artfight at all. I think it is just trolls beating each other up.
aND REALLY, iSN'T THAT ART?
Hm. A lot to consider.
wait hold up are you participating in the troll version? i mean either way good for you lol
No, the human version. One single punch from any troll on this planet would reduce me to nothing but loot.
my doggie instincts are taking over again!! i need hugs and pats and scritches and all the wonderful ways affection comes :D
Plenty of those to you.
Can a Beforan and an Auto-Responder really fall in love?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/fc7XJKwIJakAAAAd/i-robot-can-you.gif
Wow.
Is this pointed?
Yes. A Damara and Junior have what can only be a described as a little something something.
pluck, pluck, pluck. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
Hm.
and what do you want.
Oh, nothing.
@tenebrificTermagent im giving you... salix alba. im sure you expected a rose but the history of them is neat. :D
Frankly I am very glad I did not get a rose — too on the nose. Thank you.
Apparently I post a lot.
Hand slipped.
If only I could have caught it when it slipped to 88 for a better, more Serket-accurate screenshot of this.
Damn.
I awoke with whispers between the searing shots of head pain telling me good things may be coming my way today. At least the powers that be are feeling generous.
I think they started romancing it up. Whatever. How are you 8a8e?
Yuri problems indeed. So it goes. I am doing very well, actually. Nothing out of the ordinary to complain about, besides a critical lack of you in my life recently. How are you other than, ah, your recent housing development?
That would be lovely. I will find my finest dress and see if it still fits.
Hmmmm?
Love yammering a8out d8s I keep forgetting a8out 8ecause of external m8a narr8ive gar8age.
I don't mind. We have all the time in the world (said ironically but with the correct intent) to go on dates. I love you too.
I look forward to reading each and every one.