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Your favorite way of looking forward.

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My time in recent days has been spent watching the Outdoor Boys and musing to myself about how I could absolutely do that, to every impressive thing he does, while knowing full well I could not.

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isn't that the guy who just kinda wanders about alaska like it's a casual camping experience instead of a very extreme climate?

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Indeed it is. He makes it look like a weekend out with your grandfather, hence my mental hubris.

golly. yeah no i feel like i'd have to be called in quick for some search and rescue.

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Oh, Lune from Clair Obscure Expedition 33. We are really in it now.

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I too am in this episode.

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House we need to cure this patient

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Scary...

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Yes, yes. Hello chittr user grimCue. It is good to see you too.

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yes hello, i hope you are doing terrible

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Objectively and undeniably I am doing worse by the day. I hope you are doing fantastic.

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glad to hear it and happy to inform you i am doing terrible

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I figured you would be. Do take care.

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you two need to crack into a really good donut

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Very wise, harassment consort.

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trust me i won't

leave

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thank you

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I decided to take a crack at the troll version of artfight. I now have a better understanding of violence as a medium of artistic expression and what the doctor I consulted called 'holy lord, your rib is backwards, I have to call my University professor and ask him what to do about this.' The most embarrassing part of the whole experience was the fact that they took one look at me in all of my sickly frail glory and threw in who I assume was the benchwarmer to do me in given the fact he kept apologizing.

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Oh dear. I am so sorry to hear that. I am gllad you survived?

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Oh, don't be. I needed that. Surely you can understand what a good beatdown does to someone who is typically otherwise bedridden. It gave me a kick in the light and reminded me I am alive.

So llong as you are satisfied. I imagine the other troll has something to brag about, for beating a god in martiall combat. It matters not how well of body said God is, Ha ha. Stories lleave out such detaills.

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I have been reminded that to some, violence IS art. I need a moment to reflect on this lapse in judgement.

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🔪 Only to some :0(

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damn i saw the earllier chitt first and was about to come back and say that. i got beat to the punch but a true artist strikes onlly when the time is right. or whatever. you spend too much time tallkin to my peace and tranquillity namaste ass ancestor wheres your RAGE your INNER BEAST

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I think you may be right. I think I need to unleash my inner beast. I think it is time to get downright Maroon 5 on August 25th, 2014.

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yes. YESSSS.

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I am going to be a little inactive as I am going to try and participate in artfight this year. We have two versions of it on my Earth C, one used primarily by human, consorts, and carapacians; while the other is almost exclusively used by trolls and is less about art and more about standing in a pit and beating the pulp out of one another. In fact I do not know why it is called artfight at all. I think it is just trolls beating each other up.

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aND REALLY, iSN'T THAT ART?

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Hm. A lot to consider.

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i mean gladiator fights were viewed like art so id say its a form of art in some way sbahj is the best form of art tho and you know it

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i draw a bit myself, wish i could participate, but, alas... SBURB.

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wait hold up are you participating in the troll version? i mean either way good for you lol

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No, the human version. One single punch from any troll on this planet would reduce me to nothing but loot.

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treasure chest noise

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Can a Beforan and an Auto-Responder really fall in love?

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/fc7XJKwIJakAAAAd/i-robot-can-you.gif

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Wow.

I wouuldnn’t try it.

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Is this pointed?

Yes. A Damara and Junior have what can only be a described as a little something something.

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Disgusting. Pitiable.

i thinnk love cann happenn annywhere..

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Apparently I post a lot.

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Hand slipped.

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If only I could have caught it when it slipped to 88 for a better, more Serket-accurate screenshot of this.

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You could have read 10 notifications, seer.

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Damn.

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Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

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I have never been silly in my entire life and anyone who claims otherwise is a detractor attempting to defame my carefully curated public image. They may use such as lies as 'The W Incident', to which I counter with "That did not happen." and "If that did happen, how did you know about it? I was thirteen years old in my own house. Who are you?"

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This is true. If I know one thing about Miss Rose Llallonde it is that she is serious business.

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The dashboard is deadly slow today, hm?

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An effect of the Summer I suspect. It has been somewhat sllower recentlly as a wholle. Well, Yesterday was active but post variety was found, ah, llacking.

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That is a shame. I hope it isn't a sign of things to come.

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I may even try to get something productive done, if I am feeling crazy, insane, and even a little bit nuts.

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su(h drasti( measures! are 7ou sure 7ou're read7?

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will schools be closed?

I have to be. This comfortable prison of velvet and chenille has had its greedy claws sunk into my skin for far too long. It is high time I stand up and do a little bit of some god damn dusting.

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godspeed, then

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To accomodate for this massive time in the life of every individual on Earth-C, yes. Schools will be closed. Everyone will be expected to sit in front of their televisions and watch in amazement and awe as I get up to get groceries, a la The Truman Show's final act.

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I actually have a lot of energy today. I may even go for a walk. If I post in twenty or so minutes about how I am sitting on my couch in pain, forget I said this at all.

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I awoke with whispers between the searing shots of head pain telling me good things may be coming my way today. At least the powers that be are feeling generous.

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That would be lovely. I will find my finest dress and see if it still fits.

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whatever it is, i h0pe y0u enj0y it. we all deserve a w fr0m time t0 time.

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Hm!

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Hmmmm?

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Love ya

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Love yammering a8out d8s I keep forgetting a8out 8ecause of external m8a narr8ive gar8age.

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I don't mind. We have all the time in the world (said ironically but with the correct intent) to go on dates. I love you too.

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Haha. ::::)

I have a lot of words I need to send you.

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I look forward to reading each and every one.

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Gloomweiss.

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I think we do not need to talk about what action each class performs. I think there is evil context behind all of this.

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}:|

Curve that line frown-ways, Tavros. We both know you know the context too.

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It is true though. A knight does indeed wielld.

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And a Seer does objectively guide. It isn't the action that is dangerous, it is where it leads.

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I am certain it lleads to an entirelly innocuous destination. But you are the Seer.

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}:/

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My. I fell asleep for a long time. Angrily rambling about the technically-flanderization of your favorite field of study takes a lot out of a woman.

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Indeed.

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:33 < furst we attack their heart

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jlfkgdhjdf. dont green goblin post about telling me to bean a twelve year old with a tetherball. >:(

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And now, to the surprise of no one, my head hurts. Goodnight. Don't let the Sigmund bite.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS SIGMUND??

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Nothing to worry those nubby horns about, Karkat.

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ROSE WHAT THE FUCK IS SIGMUND. IS THAT SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE EARTH INSECT I SUDDENLY HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Good night, Rose. May your dreams refllect sweetest memories.

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s1gm4 4lph4 😂😂😂 ♪͙͘͡ ★

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Sigma alpha indeed, Scotty. Sigma alpha indeed.

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siigmund deez nuts

I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS FROM A GUY WHO LOOKS AT HOME IN A SHITTY C-TIER ANIME.

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LMFAO

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At the very least say something else. Oedipus this. Electra that. Did you know Freud didn't coin the Electra Complex? His disciple-turned-rival Jung did as an extension of Freud's very limited research on what he called the negative Oedipus complex. This wasn't because Freud just forgot to focus on that particular aspect, it was because Freud was (believe it or not) a raging misogynist who did not care about what was on the mind of a woman if it was not his own mother. His limited research into the daughter-mother aspect of psychosexuality was entirely focused on how that related to men. Also, this should go without saying, both the Electra and Oedipus complexes have nothing to do with siblings. They are entirely about the inherent competitive drive Freud believed men developed through psychosexual stages of their lives; and the penis envy (yes, he called it that) felt by women through those stages. All that aside, do what you want. Say what you want. Use whatever you want to justify what you like, I am not your mother (Thank God).

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i find it quite simple, actually.

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I am sure you do. And unfortunately I mean that genuinely.

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Damn it. I llaughed.

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yknovw, i wvanna argue, but i did literally just bring it on myself.

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