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Rose Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist

Rose Lalonde. 21. Psychology major. NYC.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 2107Kull Score: 152934 followers22 following

[!f you're gonn@ wr!te @bout omeg@verse, DON'T FUCK!NG M@KE FEM@LE OMEG@ @ND M@LE @LP#@ P@!RS. DO YOU SEE #OW STUP!D YOU LOOK? DO YOU SEE #OW REDUND@NT T#@T !S? People w#o wr!te t#ose k!nd of p@!rs s#ould never fuck!ng p!ck up @ penc!l ever @g@!n for t#e rest of t#e!r sorry l!ves. T#ey're b@nned from wr!t!ng forever. Go fuck yourself !f you m@ke t#ose p@!rs. Get cre@t!ve @nd m@ke t#e WOM@N t#e @lp#@ @nd t#e M@N t#e omeg@, gog d@mn!t.]

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A true fan of the genre would understand that the intricacies of the world building can make even a "standard" heterosexual relationship revolutionary. Is it not more regressive to say that a woman can only be inspiring if she is an alpha? This only plays into both sexism and omegaphobia. Both are reduced to the weakest interpretations of their identity, when both groups hold multitudes within. #WPregIsIn

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@spadesSlick[SS]

ok so a guy looked at me funny while i got back home. made em swiss cheese with ma knife

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How kind of you to cut him off a few pieces.

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The site crashing was penance for all of the Eridan Week posts. Either it dies, or the site does. #MakeYourChoice

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I see. I will look into this Eridan Week case. I will not rest to find out why it is affecting this site.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Only one more day (hopefully).

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

i choose eridan wweek

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Do you happen to take on hits or are you simply interested in investigative assignments?

CAN WE HAVE BOTH? POST REPLY.

I choose death.

One can hope.

Do you truly want to have your cake and eat it too? #Greedy

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@dStrides[DS]

dont ever tell me im a fake tf2 fan one of my few first sfms was this beauty https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468469425593127074/1489470862594670675/poster.png?ex=69d08956&is=69cf37d6&hm=43dc4742feda088ac6be10d4077ee6fdf0904fbe366a28257331f8b8fc560b12&

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Fake fan.

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@dStrides[DS]

i know you do not actually feel that way and are just trying to upset me

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@dStrides[DS]

Au contraire. I can say with complete certainty that you are a fake fan in comparison to myself, the number one TF2 fan. My cat has been named Coconut after the game's load bearing asset. My car is titled Svetlana. You shall never #GetOnMyLevel.

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@dStrides[DS]

okay well you dont have polnareff from jjba kissing sniper on your wall so fuck you actually

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OOC content.

Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg

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Nor do most of us want you to post about it.

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I spontaneously declare this to be Rose Lalonde week. #InviteOnly

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Can I wear a proud dad hat for Rose week?

Pair it with an absent father t-shirt.

I've never been so betrayed in my life. Years of suffering through endless breadsticks. Countless dinners of subpar pasta and lukewarm soup. I have put in the hours, the effort, the sacrifice. And what did it amount to? Was I special for my suffering? Even that does not set me apart, for I am just one victim amongst many. One lamb in the feast. #DaveWentToOliveGarden #WithSomeoneElse #Betrayed

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Wishing you a swift recovery in this bleak time. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

I will destroy the Olive Garden.

Taking a break from exams to go out. https://i.postimg.cc/tRm1Rbms/IMG-5960.jpg

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Get me some wormwood, will you? I'll venmo you.

Consider it a gift.

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@titularTerror[TT]

Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg

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https://i.postimg.cc/sgNnbchW/IMG-6018.jpg I would be delighted to attend. You are an inspirational author. #Unbiased

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https://i.postimg.cc/76rFdJY4/IMG-5964.jpg Feel free to tag yourself below. #Slumber

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

where is dorcelessness?

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Dorklessness? But you have arrived. #DorcelessnessWasExcluded #LeftInTheVoidSoToSay

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

everybody shut the fuck up my favorite show is on #bullyrosehour

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Shame.

anyone else eat carrots with whipped cream or is it just me

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There are still original experiences.

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Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg

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I support her. #TheNamesAreInOrderForAReason

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

the longer yall trend this piss shit the more paparazzi start tryna follow me into the urinal looking for a bigger scoop #quitit #pissgate #nsfwe

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A modest scoop.

is there anything more embarrassing than double and triple and quadruple and QUINTUPLE texting? UGHx10!! #fml

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Posting about it might be more embarrassing.

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