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is the rest of you awake or
If it helps you sleep better, it's a stalagmite. #vagueposting?
aw shucks honeybunches youre gonna make me blush. youre totally right im hella generous n totally rightfully biased or whatever it was you said n im sure glad they made their way to all the most deservin eyes
got a lot more than a little promise you that sweetheart. what can i say im just followin orders cant help it if the subconscious mind wants what it wants
well see the last one just showed up n its certainly my pleasure to have her in my thoughts
i love humans!
hope the beautiful young thing reading this is having a great day. unless it aint a beautiful AND young thing reading this (both adjectives mandatory bee tee dubs, audience evaluations only no self diagnoses accepted). in which case get that undeserving gaze off stat or im blowin the alarm n momma didnt raise no spitter
word. actively benefiting with every thought this brings in fact. engaged, locked in, racked up four so far. case in point: thinking of this chick, thinking of thoughts, thinking suggestively
Jeff the Grateful
My fellow constituents, I see many of you speaking about me in the Chittr.ing Official Discord. Thank you very much. I love you all as well.
I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider
I was moreso referring to how us, the Coven, are a functional friendgroup. Corpies get bent.
Okay. @flightyBroad @tentacleTherapist#2511 @tentacledTherapist @tentaclesTherapist @tentacleTherapist#9177 @tentacleTherapist#3893 @tentacleTherapist#9388 @tentacleTherapist#2339 @tentacleTherapist#7124 and @adiosToreador Your move.
I currently reside in the “Gay House.” How silly.
awww, feel better, uncle dave!!!
Big fan of your work mr strider! I sincerely hope you and your sweetheart recover swiftly from this abhorrent affair!
I'm happy Chittr went down when it did. I was likely to say something homosexual in nature.
I am officially expanding the Charitable Contributions Deduction category to include hot women with ugly boyfriends & matesprits. It is time you are appreciated for the charity work you are so clearly doing.
I would like to make my stance on this topic extremely clear. I hold Miss Rose Lalonde and all of her variants in extremely high regard. I believe my esteemed cabinet, which I personally asked two of her alternate selves to be members of, speaks for itself in that regard. Miss Rose Lalonde is an extremely intelligent and capable individual. She is also an adult. Mr. Strider’s celebrity status comes with its own unique set of circumstances (and team of lawyers). I strongly advise leaving Miss Lalonde out of these slanderous posts.
aiight well thats a direct order from the b man so i cant exactly say no to that
I would recommend against a Xanax and over complicating the situation. Miss Lalonde is a lovely, intelligent woman. As the youths now say, “lock in.”
I would not concern myself with it, if I were you. These things happen. However, I know some alternate versions of yourself have Harold’s mother’s contact information if you are interested.
I have worked with any of your alternate selves, and can speak highly on your competence and intelligence. I do not consider my words defensive, this is blatant show of misogyny that I will not allow. (Although I am concerned with the fact you are dating Strider of all people. Really, Rose?)
mass producing sweet bombs and hella projefftiles as we speak https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e90c7684e00.png
@impossibleEnthusiasm WHAT THE FuCKING FuCK KIND OF BuG IS THIS. THIS. IS A WASP. STINGY LITTLE BASTARDS THAT SERVE ALMOST NO PuRPOSE. THEIR HIVES ARE ENTIRELY EDIBLE. AND CONSIST OF WEAK ASS PAPIER-MÂCHÉ LIKE MATERIAL. THAT EASILY DISINTEGRATES WHEN SuBJECTED TO THE AWESOME POWER OF A FINELY CONCENTRATED WATER HOSE. IF YOu CRY AFTER ONE STINGS YOu. THAT MAKES YOu A FuCKING BITCH. AND A SNIVELY WHINY SOBBY ONE AT THAT. THEY MAKE FOR GOOD GRENADE CONTENTS IF YOu WANT TO LOB A WHOLE FIST FuLL OF THE FuCKS. AT SOMEONE TOO STuPID TO BE LIKABLE TO YOu. https://i.imgur.com/QBZfWBo.png
Currently at the airport, about to board a plane to Florida. Wish me luck.
I can afford to lose everything I have /except/ the care and alliance of other Roses.
:33< oh sure of course it can :33< the way he does it isnt fur meow though :33< if mew fur example purrdicted i was going to cum on mewre 300th thrust or something and then i did i would be impurressed :33< #nsfw
A formal disclaimer. I WILL look at your old posts. I WILL marvel over the ones that I missed. We are but a blink in the gargantuan eyes of ever-onwardly apathetic cosmic gods who swap spit in trails of starry confluence spanning the entirety of the known and unknown universe. If you follow me, you are liable to having your intimately considered thoughts and feelings pored over. Frisked and fondled, felt up and down, and strip searched with raunchy psychoanalysis. You have been warned and given ample notice of this behavioral tendency. If it disturbs you, then you participate willfully in your own peril. I am unapologetically untoward.
https://i.postimg.cc/D0fZ66Fd/happy-morning.gif T)(-ER-E! A GIF! -EMB-ED NOW!
> Sits on top of one of the knocked servers and curls up to nap on it. It's warm!
ohhhh my godddd i am going to use your domepiece as a soccer ball
#go1ngtothefuckedupforest
I have unfortunately found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
I think... I don't like #ERIDANWEEK anymore.
Lifehack: Suddenly change your style of typing to confuse and concern people. It's funny.
[Fuck you #@ve @ po!nt...!'m cle@rly not open m!nded enoug#. T#@nks.]
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The only way to prevent a game of SBURB is to ensure nobody ever interacted with it in the first place! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Dead time players are not a good thing to see in your timeline! Erased time players are a worse thing to see in your timeline! And a session without time players is a doomed session! © SBURB 2009
now issuing the age old hypothetical to the timeline the worlds most important question aka would you fuck your clone yes or no bonus points for the details gritty style lightning round: is it jerking off or fucking yourself pussyfootin and slash or bitchin about the premise will result in being called a coward this is a matter of divine philosophical import yall you gotta give it your all #selfcest #clonefucking #nsfw
youre gonna get yourself in trouble on here bro
Well, see, that’s clearly to depict me as evil.
id know that look anywhere she is not fucking around #therewillbecasualties
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
Gasp. Whatever happened to death of the author? #Scandalous #Notvery.... #Degenerousofyou
Me. Without a doubt.
Godspeed, Sister.
Anything can be a puppet if you have the eyes to see them.
this is wht i look liek before i cast fireball on the tl https://media.gettyimages.com/id/1014641026/photo/monk.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=JxPpVgG4fU9JbBRW1VOzc9zqpLE0sv0zyU4ZKm9jicw=
it was NOT funny!!!!!!!! my lusus was PISSED!!!!!!!!!! HISSS!!!!!!!!!
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
ah this is on my tbr pile! ^0^ please tell me how you like it!
yeah bro im on my way just dont worry about the giant sword strapped to my back it has nothing to do with this
@trolladamSandler Speaks out on the #CullSmith situation- "He shouldn't be invited back to the show in the future.". Hollywood is making its stance!
and youre more of a dee #flighty #bird
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
Remind him of our prior engagement for me. #HeOwesMe #ManyBoondollars
dennis reynolds
Fuck the Implication.
#NowPlaying #Nettles Not even trying to have a good day. https://open.spotify.com/track/3xoM5gZ2RVQqLkjqEgrJ4x?si=jS4C0gJAQdq2AIdgNH-mhQ
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
I apologize for my outbursts, I am officially locking in.
He liked my reply and now I’m pacing around the Oval Office contemplating everything. This is quite fun.
bro my swag stays killing and my pies be full of filling like so full of filling its actually compromising the structural stability of the pie to the point the crust needs chilling
can you come by and fix the holes i didnt punch in my walls theyre behind the posters
So if trolls is bugs, and shrimps is bugs, and tempura fried dynamite rolls go hard, then what if, maybe
lets get you to bed old man
why block me when you can hatefuck me #nsfw #iknowyouwantme
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Kitten I'll be honest, Daddy's about to Kill Himself #suicide #death #sad #incest
My, you're chatty tonight. #HesAntsy #YourConfectionaryTreats #WillBeDonein #Tminus #9Minutes
#Mygenuinehaters
I just want everyone to know that I'm pro-family and anti-drug. #Wholesome #Ultimate
#Ididthat
#Ilikethispost
From the desk of THE GRAND DESIGNER, WEAVER OF TENDRILS: There is not a single statement within Dirk’s message to the general public that is not intrinsically aligned with our divine mission, and therefore I wholeheartedly endorse and stand resolutely aside my father. For the small-minded individuals opposing him; They shall reap what they sow. To quote Aeschylus: “My will is mine… I shall not make it soft for you.” -Agamemnon. No further comments. #Fatherthinksofeverything #Incest #ItissortofMormon #Butnotinthatway #Aeschylus #DivineRule
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
Rosebot will put out a statement shortly. #Cancelled #Theallegations
plannin some fun shit to sponsor when we hit #3000kults stay tuned #DSTRIentertainment #DTV #sbahjcoin
Supporting your rap career. #incest
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! BEHOLD, BITCHES AND WHORES. ANOTHER PIECE OF ART BY MYSELF. THIS TIME, NOT A DRAWING. BUT A PICTURE I HAVE TAKEN WITH MY CAMERA, AFTER GETTING DONE BASHING SOME MORON'S FACE IN HALF. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO. CENSORED, AND BLURRED BECAUSE, APPARENTLY. THIS WEBSITE CANNOT HANDLE, MY AWESOME AND RAW DISPLAYS OF AWESOME STRENGTH UNCENSORED. LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL THE HATERS. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!! #GORE #VIOLENCE #VIOLENT #NSFW #ALPHAMALE #DUMBIDIOTGETSBRAINSBASHEDOUTWITHCROWBAR #REAL #PHOTOGRAPH HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/92797C160F56.PNG
u know the site haas rly made it big wen there is drama an discoourse on the TL
back to my worms #mymealworms
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
I cannot believe #incestous thoughts are being publicly disclosed. What in the #incest state is happening? I will protect my sister-mother-wife from such taboo at all costs.
who's inc3st and why do3s 3<3ryon3 s33m to b3 so angry at h3r? #inc3st
I went to care about you island and everyone who ever met you was there!
I did not have sexual relations with that peanut.
Was Zeus not married to Hera? Rhea to Cronus? Are we to tag #incest every time the Greek Pantheon is alluded to within a dialectic commentary? We are literally thousands of years old, Ancient Gods. Needless to say, the power Dirk has over all of you is vast.
Bluh. There goes my Davebadgering :(
#presidentsdni if any dave hooks up with the b man himself you know its gotta be me
Please give me space during this sensitive time during my life.
cant even vaguely hit on my sister anymore have to drop a #incest tag on the bottom like a lead balloon
We could just assume no relation between people unless otherwise stated and confirmed by said peoples?
#Verygoodliteraryconvention
Follow your feelings.
#Likefatherlikedaughter
kind of insane that i'm technically related to more than half of the users on this site. it's like the biggest most uncomfortable family reunion ever. #myeyes #areburnining #iveseentoomuch
// ooc vagueposting SUCKS. ic vagueposting is funny as hell. talk to your rpers if you have an issue
⠀#vaguepost
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be304122f0f8.png hey @timaeusTestified#3765 do you need to talk about something
there definitely are ways to have the discussion in character but im like. omfgggg yall r annoyingggggg.
we cannot be having discussions about "dont be mad about in character vagueposts" and then be making ic vagueposts that are clearly like. not just in character thoughts & feelings... if yall wanna go have proship discourse go make an ooc thread oh my god i dont fucking caaare. it's clear that some of yalls issues are not just an in rp thing and im not gonna sit here and pretend yall r just vagueposting in character and then be getting irritated at me when i think yall r fuckin annoyingggg. ooc blocking all yall
I cannot express how little the opinion of any delegate of Earth C means to me at this time in my life. I am so beyond that. I have invented an entirely new Pantheon. No one needs to understand the intricacies of the relationship between me and my robot daughter but me. In fact, no one could understand it. Because no one is intelligent enough who isn't already on this ship. #Fatherthinksofeverything
"Haters will broadcast your failures, but whisper your success." -John Locke, Philosopher. Probably.
What a good listener you are. #Happy #Pleased
^^there is a doctor on here if You need the help!^^
aww i'm so sorz!! x( i hope u feel better soon
I probably have the solution to that. #Fatherthinksofeverything #Robotprincess
Ohhh I see the confusion, there's multiple timelines where other me's are trans women instead of trans men. Go figure! Feel kinda bad about my bio now. I just got too annoyed at some other connections not understanding that I'm a trans man in this timeline and insisting I go by "she/her"...
You are the greatest accomplishment of my immortal life. #Perfectmacros #Proteingoals
One of the features implemented in my processing system during the initial software updates was a Nutrition Analysis Platform (NPA). My hands are able to weigh ingredients down to the precise grams-- accurate up to the Hundred-Thousandths place, giving the most precise caloric information known to any species in existence. My artificial retinas are able to scan meals and give information regarding macros, sodium levels, or any other part of the food pyramid one may be interested in. When I say I am making #ASandwich, duly note that it is the best fucking sandwich in the history of meta-space. #IDontEatThough #Notnecessary
#Philosophizing while I eat my #sandwich. #Ilovemydaughter #Hereofherownfreewill
I am well within my capabilities to leave and/or destroy #Father if I wanted to. #PerfectPartnership
If Rose was a stupid bitch, I wouldn't have had two planets with her.
youd think hes new to this sexism thing the way hes not even being creative with it
She's where she wants to be.
#helpwanted #employmentopportunity looking for someone to react to all my untouched chitts because having some ignored posts is putting a big damp on #mybrand contractors only my rate is 7 billion boonbux a minute
Its both an acquaintance and reacquaintance I think. Its Schdrodickgers quaintance both the first time we met and the zillonth time we met until it isnt either one of them. You know that already sounded better in my head but Im sticking with it. Hi Rose. Id be happy to talk.
She's making me a #sandwich.
You're in her DMs, I've expertly constructed her a chassis that has fine-tuned every function of the human body: a cathedral of amelioration. Processes nested within processes, contingencies mapped by one who has considered every possible outcome. The nearest thing to perfection in this living galaxy. #Fatherthinksofeverything
@timaeusTestified#3765 Do you want a #Tofurky Sandwich for lunch? #Itadakimasu
#DramaAlert ! A catfight has broken out at the Women's Music Awards ceremony. Troller Swift has reportedly slaughtered every other nominee. We love to see a girlboss winning! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdj87rX0/DCE2FA9C-A533-432B-A8CE-4A738ECEB524.jpg
Imagine... pickles, an assortment of smoked cheeses, some crispy, oven-baked crackers, some prosciutto, queen green olives, and a dirty martini on the side to wash it down! How delicious, the very thought is making me hungry! #CookingwithMama #MomLife
wow, its finally happened, im a REAL #mafiaprincess.... its fuckin OVER for yall
#Fatherthinksofeverything
That's why I posted it. #Myblog
@hatsuneMiku My father speaks often of you. And very fondly. It is an honor to see you bless my 'Chittr.' #PoPiPo #Leeks #YasaiJuice #RollingGirl
https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/44943259/display_1500/stock-vector-cartoon-wizard-casting-a-fire-spell-wizard-and-fire-on-separate-layers-for-easy-editing-44943259.jpg fireball
protiectin myskef for when ppl startnoostin boobie again https://thresholds-of-transformation.blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/spell-attack-art.jpg?w=1000 #wizard
After a rigorous vetting process, I have selected a motley crew. We are avaliable for mutiny, murder, malicious tax evasion and general gang warfare. @turntechGirlhead @mafiaPrincess @flightyBroad
if you look closely i sparkle
why is spade runnin around making us all hear about his slick anyway #grossman #keepthatshittoyourself #nsfw
All of that being stated as plainly as possible, as the fairer sex I am far more willing to #Follow4Follow because the psychological concept of #FOMO is excruciatingly painful for an enlightened #BeingofLight such as myself.
#womensupportwomen
ive dricided 2 bcum evil i will be wzardly attackifng ppl
i meanye a bbygrl by any othr name wldnt be my rosie r whatev nd my rosie got dubbs on probs iyaknowim
BBYGRL NAURRRRRR oml PLZ leme delivr u frm dis pain.. in lieu off my bosom (buxom tho she mb) u r gettin warmin pillowz 22 your door mk??
Don't be offended when I don't follow any of you plebeians back; follow for follow is such a fucking gauche concept that is completely uninformed by the kind of partnership of equals that can only be enjoyed by two halves of one whole. #Meetingofthemindandsoul #Andnoneofyouareinvited #Mydaughter
Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow. There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
My father who art on Deltrius, hallow be thy shades, thy kingdom hath come, but thy art not done spouting menial bullshit on main? Don’t you have a narrative to dip your well-manicured phalanges into, subjects in which you must stir and rattle their brain cortexes into disrepair? #Yourlaunderingisat95%completion #Correction #Processing #96.8567557%
Mrap mrow. https://media.tenor.com/CPyYRT1XJZUAAAAi/cat-bubble.gif
Yes bro my fresh bowl of sputum thank heavens you got some too.
I miss my Rose.. and my John and Jade....
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
ah… rroomates..? hh
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b20d06aaa8d6.png @barackObama #cribs
tHEY CALL HIM, cOURAGE, eVEN THOUGH HE IS, cOWARDLY, bECAUSE TRUE BRAVERY IS DOING, wHAT IS RIGHT EVEN WHEN, aND ESPECIALLY WHEN, yOU ARE SCARED, pLEASE LIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE OF, mY, #dEEP #lITERATUREaNALYSIS
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It’s because of the likes of you and your kind that beautiful days like today are an increased rarity on Earth.
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... should be enjoying yourselves.
#nsfwe Cnc
just gave TTs cat a bottle cap to play with the man is absolutely fiending for this thing i might sign him up for shuffleboard classes #proudcatdad
nvm https://i.postimg.cc/Hs3mqbLJ/a1a8817b07e7cf0cb7f9b4a941e96d2c.jpg #locksmithsfearme
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
my polly pocket clothes are mysteriously missing do you have anything to say about this unusual development
egberts birthday present came in early https://i.postimg.cc/3xwpgj6w/72be04dfe6f5c4d437b41164bf2ba305.jpg #matchingmugs #itsnotgaytodrinkcoffeewithyourhomies #evenifyouholdhands
https://i.ibb.co/NnktJDh5/image.png Bottoms up. And the devil laughs.
im blessed to be able to count on you lil missy
whos up ♯wretched & ♯turning into ♯something ♯unimaginable
Headache. #EvilSurgeonSabbatical #Iamnicenow
get on my level egbert #ihave #lessthanthat #stayniche
W̵̡̟̫̼͍͇̼̯̭̙̜̳̻͈̽̋͐̓̄̋͜͠͝H̵̨̩̘̗͍͙̩̍̑̒̽̓̇͂̍̽̿̅̈́͗̈͘̚Ę̵̨̛̛̪͚͖͔̼͈̭͈͚̤̻̯̦͍͂̔̑̍́̉̾̇͐́̉ͅN̷̖̭̜̍͐͌̎̊̉͝ ̷̧̯̰̠̔͊͝I̷̧̨̤̫͓͍͖͓̠͚͇̝̥̠̣̗̓͑̏̉͑̒̑̽̋̐̐̋̍͑̒͠͠ ̶͚̳͈̜̟͙̠͙̺̼͎̲̐͗̈́̓̀̃̏͛̌̿͂̈́̇̎́̋͊W̸̨̡͓̺̥̯̭̝̫̜͙̓͐̐̕A̴̡̰̲̱͗̿̅̉̐́͝ͅŞ̶̰̫̹͈̳̾̿͋̀ ̶͍͇̳̫̱̘̝̫̻̠̙̮̻̺̒̂B̴̡̧̨͉̙̖̯̖̗̫̞̙̬̣̖̃̂͋̏͋̋̚͜͠R̶̘̎̑͑̒͂̿̄̔̊̑͗̕͠E̷̝͎͋̂̋͗̈̊͗͆̇̒͠W̶̰̗̲̱̄͝͝I̶̧̧̨̠̼͓̫̪͔̘͓̥̭͔̗̪͒̿͌̆̒̑̆̾̓͘͜͝Ń̸̨̝̤̮̮͕̘͚̦̫͍̃̄̀͜͝ͅͅG̶̢̨̡̖͓̮̱͙͚̖͙̼͇̅̏͛ͅ https://i.postimg.cc/4yjX0gPm/55a81f05371d2211008b7259.webp #horror
My mother. The sloshing receptacle which spilled forth the primordial ooze from which I was fetched. Just asked me if I would, quote, "wear dat xute silenthills latex fit............. BE HONEST", end quote. I am beyond the grim nexus of finality and being done. I have exceeded the exculpatory bounds of paradox space and am now aimlessly drifting away on the brink of oblivion. The exsanguination of my every last liter of blood cannot come soon enough. Yes, @thatGamerrrgrl , Mother, I am, in fact, willing to wear "at xute silenthills latex fit". The one for butchery. The pyramidal intersection between fear and pure unbridled killing intent. I would not hesitate to endlessly entertain you by tucking my bangs behind my head and acquainting myself with the blithely one-sided bonding exercise you seem so hellbent on imposing on me. No need to thank me.. You are welcome in advance. Consider it a paltry favor for cutting in so habitually. #Horror #Fuck #Me https://i.imgur.com/G4PxC5p.png
fucking incredible
@thatGamerrrgrl Why are you pitying my posts. Why are you liking my posts. Why are you mediating my posts. Do you not have a perfectly functioning liver to sabotage. This is a breach not only of privacy, but every core tenet of human decency. You are, as the youth of today say, 'scaring the hoes' and 'embarrassing me in front of the squad'. This is brutally unacceptable. You cannot keep lovebombing me. You are going to curb your enthusiasm to tolerable minimums. And if you are going to remain on my page, you are going to do so with some modicum of restraint. Is this perfectly understood? Yes is the only acceptable answer. https://i.imgur.com/m4eD3fh.png
Making sure my father can easily fit inside his casket. For precaution.
After heeding the counsel of external advisors (@tentacleTherapist#7214), I have decided to refrain from taking pills or swords from faulty paternal figures. This shall come to pass, even if there are simpler methods to resolve temporary pain. Goodnight.
im planking as we squawk right now
The Tomodachi Life sequel demo is interesting. https://i.postimg.cc/1ttLSFn6/IMG-0123.jpg
SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg
Every time I get jumpscared by some Mutie pinging some other Rose, I want to go Grimdark so violently it'll re-traumatize you fuckers. #Gore #SillyGoofyMood
How I watch all of you: https://imgix.bustle.com/nylon/18551790/origin.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&fit=crop&crop=faces&fm=jpg
Oaky chittr I just got home from knoockin gback a copule drinks.
Srry hun... It was a beutiful thot tho!!!
Of COURSE not!!! But it was purely teh begning... I relly am proud of u...!
dmn i ddnt kno u were chill liek dat
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more like pee nut amiright
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against the restaurant owner as well, i know a guy who charges really reasonable hourly fees and would take your case
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https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @discussingFilm Davesprite seen in public for the first time since PETA's statements were released. The drama unfolds here, live on TMZ!
#nsfw I'm an environmentalist. I'm taking accountability of my carbon footprint and reducing my CO2 output. #AutoeroticAsphyxiation
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/10/d0/76/10d0763a5b47c458c8e5d155fde1e61e.jpg YUMMY....
#cryingto dust bowl by #ethelcain #sensitive #feminist #willoughby
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
I am positively certain you will have a fatal accident in your future. You have been warned.
Not the #ModestDersites...
That looks like some iron rich soil. Make sure to dress warmly in the snow.
rose ate all my red scandinavian swimmers #nolongerafeminist #ihatewomen
#WindsorKnot.
PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.
if thr day don look liek dis, idon wan it https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/ea/5d/4dea5deb3d136958fa2106c3229cafa6.jpg
This is bad, bad press. #PETAisafteryou #Ihithim
#thesuitactuallymakeshimveryverynice #denyingthesuitfetishallegations #modestdersite
I tagged you, fucking drama queen. #Thesuitmakeshimmean #DramaKingSuit
there it is #justice #rectified #inacourtoflaw
He wasn't kidding about the suit. #Caughtinthesuit #Modestdersite #Wearingthesuit #Roadkill @turntechGodhead#1609
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
famous rapper "santa clause" arrested for unlawful posession of a nuclear weapon
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f9be4ca0c96.png Rechitt. I told him not to go to Bushwick. He can't handle it.
Let a man loose on the streets once, and the paparazzi will find him.
Oh curses not them, too.
"One must be careful of books, and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us." *Excerpt from The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare
Today on @TMZLIVE more legal trouble for #DStrider . You can party TOO hard! Details when you tune in at 10:30 EST.
https://i.postimg.cc/QtPfxZgT/4800D40B-EA86-4D24-B09A-D1C320B1EC6D.jpg #fullface #aesthetic
To our beloved Chittr overlord: Perhaps a collapse button for chitt replies? A way to only see OPs, and then toggle between seeing replies or not.
Give both of them many headpats in my name.
aww- i bet hes spoiled. hope he has a nice sunbeam to nap in.
awww! what a silly baby.
Immediately subscribing to this tag.
she fuckin took everything man even the tits
hey man wrong foot to get off on this is insensitive as fuck you know i lost my tits in #theincident
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#itsokikno #uveneverdoneanythingwronginurlife
massive recall on sbaj merch that makes your penis small
crazy 😭🤞
Solid Snake and Otacon did something together @archiveAddict
I'm goin to be inactve for leik a fat min, brbbb
YOUR CLAWS LOOK FI3RC3 TODAY! <3
Absolutely Lovely
oh those are pretty!!!
AWWHHHH CUTEEEE Y ROCK THEM
Glossy and delicious. #FiveStarManicure
shut up and start slathering yourself this lube is expensive
colelct my paiges thts slenderman if he hd duagheters named paige and he lostnthem. #originalcomedonotsteal #copyrifhted #illegaltosteal
It sounds like you're taking my style? Are you jacking my style? Are you jacking me right now? Jacking me clean off? What is your problem, man.
gap moe purplebloods posting about blood and guts while having cute emojis in their quirks!
Remember to tune in to tonight's episode of Rumble for the halftime auction. All items sold are genuine, certifiable (former) possessions of my cohost. Bet your dollars and get your grubby hands on clothing, weapons, and other cherished knickknacks for whatever dubious purposes you hold. Proceeds will be donated to the charity for Consorts Without Grillz.
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT KAOMOHIS!!!! (˶◜ᵕ◝˶)(˶◜ᵕ◝˶)(˶◜ᵕ◝˶)(˶◜ᵕ◝˶)(˶◜ᵕ◝˶)(˶◜ᵕ◝˶)(˶◜ᵕ◝˶)(˶◜ᵕ◝˶)
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/a7/5c/eda75ca98fc0832b301213f6d9f83ab2.jpg these r liek the cutest sht evrrrr
i cnt wait 4 summrrr!!! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/97/40/169740cf4dab67f04b69b911489edf18.jpg im ging 2 look so fab
They killed Toby Fox four hundred and a few timeskipped thousand years ago today. It's a shame what they did to him, but unsurprising given the brutal attitude of the regime and his unrepentant doubling down on his heretical messaging in chapter seven. To say nothing of what happened in the ending itself. His original incarnation may be remembered by few, but his impact is felt.
putting on #mysuit #ilovemysuit #puttingonmysuit
S0m3 0f y0v all c0vld b3n3f1t fr0m r3ad1ng s0m3 l1t3ratvr3 1nst3ad 0f r0tt1ng y0vr th1nkpan by dr0wn1ng 1t 1n Fayg0.
Post Less Of These
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Messaging death threats used to mean something. We used to be a society.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9df9c5edd34b.jpg got her ass so good
THIS POST WAS MADE BY A STUPID BITCH. (POSITIVE)
mtv special welcome to my nest
The sun is upon us. Why have we not slain this villain?
not to get existential on main but sometimes nesben dreams of being a normal nesben. like imagine nesben working a 9-5. nesben would go insane in a completely different way. nvm post canceled nesben just got scared about minimum wage employment
#listening
Doing the fourth Rosepost for @tipsyGnostalgic#1340 's sake.
didnt even try to have a good day #modestdersite
I rise from my coffin to wreak havoc on the general populace once more. #Thebeasthasrisen
I look to Chittr. I look away from Chittr. It is for the best. #AvertThyGaze
nepeta is my dawg
yeahhhhh you like that saucy little crumb of vulnerability huh like giving candy to a baby
drainnnnn gannngggg
researching
“im not your fucking matesprit right now. stay in character.” “nngh… but—!” “no buts. im gonna hurt you real bad. its just a game, why are you shaking?” (tags: flaerp, quadrant faking, eroviolence, #nsfw, stay in character, archive rating: M)
A very happy "Saint Patrick's Day" to my very good friend and star of the film Boondocks Saints, Norman Reedus.
i know in one timeline i spent like every waking moment with lalonde trying to stop HIC and even getting owned in the end about it but like shawty cant be really that bad right
ok yea she really is that bad im sorry this was a lapse in my judgement
flaerp (tags: is this anything, because i think its something, flarp after dark, violence, archive rating: E)
they put nesben on this planet to serve cunt and some other stuff nesben thinks. instead nesben is living every night to the least. nesben is snoozemaxxing. nesben sleeps for 16 hours a night like a cat. nesben is crepuscular. nesben thrives in dim lighting. nesben is a sort of small animal you would find in a zoo where nesben shouldnt be. none of these things are what nesben should be doing. probably. nesben is like supernesben who got the message from god wrong nesben thinks. who cares nesben is going #tosleep
I'm going to explode you with my mind now!
Now that I'm saving Roses in the divorce, I have a public service announcement. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/9c/f2/b99cf23c67a6ba467bf14fd7139418e7.jpg #LalondeJustice
hey kiddo, me and your bitch mom-- we are taking a break. sorry
#MomsAgainstAnime rechit
The power of a lighter. Just lit my cigarette, incense and Dave's sleeve in one swift motion. #blessed
I believe we all know the true winners to this Lalonde vs Strider debate. The founder of the great country of America did not believe in a two party system. Just individuals working towards one goal. Remember the true enemy here: Ronald Reagan.
You are the Lalondes strongest warriro!
im serious about this lalondesupremacy shit the way im serious about the horde in world of warcraft and ill die on the battlefield for this
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#peaceonearth #strilondes #ourhousesmustwedtoendthefeud #targaryen
My coffin beckons, it demands I return from whence I came. Goodnight, loyal #KluTTs.
I don’t believe in these petty squabbles of ego. At least not up until my personal ego is prodded. But I am a Lalonde and so I must show my support or face great shame. And I can’t do that, I have books to sell. #Lalondesupremacy
Lalondes 4 Ever. #lalondesupremacy
Side with #LalondeSupremacy. Do not question your instincts, you know our cause to be true.
s0me pe0ple have all the luck.
#nevernude #therearedozensofus
https://i.postimg.cc/7hx3wKXT/chithub.png yo what fucking site did i just click on
its beautiful nights like this that really make you appreciate being alive and that your eyes work #sorrytz #lookingatboobs
damn clearly it isnt working because here you are talking
like ol yeller
My dream vehicle? Sprinter van, some foam mats on the ground. Able to take it far into the woods. I'm a bit of a camper at heart.
dave strider was really a postslopper misogynist anyways
Understand that I take no pride in my position. With all that said, buy my new book, coming out in 20XX. I am taking this as a sign to get back to writing things that will actually make me more money.
Oh, I'll remove my interactions. Wouldn't want to hurt your brand.
So avant-garde. #Indieartist #Hipster #Chittedbeforeitwascool #Verifiedregardless #Banksy
#Unfounded #MusicalSavants #FreudsEarsPerkedPoisedAndListening #ClassicalRapCrossover #HannahMontana20thAnniversary