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Rose Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist

Rose Lalonde. 21. Psychology major. NYC.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 2569Kull Score: 193341 followers25 following

Some of you may benefit from engaging in active thought, actually. https://i.postimg.cc/rwWxrNYF/IMG-6474.jpg

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Personally, I do and then actively choose the worst option.

So I've noticed.

It’s hard work being this way.

word. actively benefiting with every thought this brings in fact. engaged, locked in, racked up four so far. case in point: thinking of this chick, thinking of thoughts, thinking suggestively

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You've only listed three. Are you going to share the rest of your "thoughts" with this chick or not?

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well see the last one just showed up n its certainly my pleasure to have her in my thoughts

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I can see how you're benefiting. A little imagination goes a long way, does it not?

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got a lot more than a little promise you that sweetheart. what can i say im just followin orders cant help it if the subconscious mind wants what it wants

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Dr. Al Hashimi has a standoffish personality that combines with a sense of professionalism that I find incredibly intriguing. But she will #Never compare to love I have for the beautiful Dr. King. #ThePitt

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Shockingly, "my relationship was exposed by TMZ and I therefore received extreme stress and absolutely no sleep" is not proper reasoning to reschedule an exam, per my professor. But I do believe I aced it anyway. #InAMoroseFashion

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My last final is tomorrow. I cannot sleep or study. #Distress #IAmDistressed

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Have some tea? You have this in the bag.

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Thank you. I'll try.

im sure you can do it! try to do something you enjoy to calm down first? 🫂

#ButWhen #AfterIPassThisForkIntoTheOutletPerhaps #ScreamingAndScreamingAndScreaming https://i.postimg.cc/L6Y72WPJ/temp-image-40134D58-B9CF-49EA-B175-CDEDA0E90D02.webp #cw-self-harm

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please dont do that rose!! im sure it will all be okay in no time 🫂

This cannot be happening.

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Not to try and take advantage of what is no doubt a low-point for you. But my services include things like "Beating the absolute piss out of any paparazzi that get near you" if you're interested.

Extremely interested.

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We think it's cute!

I would not concern myself with it, if I were you. These things happen. However, I know some alternate versions of yourself have Harold’s mother’s contact information if you are interested.

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@barackObama[BO]

I appreciate your support greatly, Mr. President.

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Of course, Miss Lalonde. Although I still am judging you greatly for picking Mr. Strider out of all people, although I guess you could do much worse.

@barackObama[BO]

:(

Rest assured: we all make mistakes.

What.

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Someone just took a photo of me on campus. An easily discovered stalker, or shall I expect to see myself on a diverse student brochure?

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Confront them. Or ask them what the deal is, without letting them know you know you were photographed.

Cthulhu is on a journey of self discovery. #SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/K8jTxZ6r/IMG-6489.jpg

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B33 < well B33 < go on and open it for them already B33 < theyre not gonna stop meowing otherwise

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i thought that cat was extra long with its head on backwards for a second

Perhaps it is.

Her interest lies in the reflection, not the door. Vanity consumes her.

BX33 < i was trying to joke that she wanted to go through the mirror

A disturbing energy emanates from within. The air, hot upon approach, grows cold the moment your feet hit the surrounding asphalt. The "customers" stare downwards. The employees look outwards. Both in search or in hunt of something you and I possess. Something they no longer have. #CanIPleaseGetAWaffle? https://i.postimg.cc/W4bCS28J/IMG-6475.jpg

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Found in my car. @turntechGodhead#2425 #NowListening. #DisplayOfEmotions #DisplayOfAffections #HeHasFeelingsAfterAll #HowDidHeGetIntoMyCar https://i.postimg.cc/J4vj2SSq/IMG-5958.jpg #Incest #TaggingOOClyOnlyAsRequired #DueToInterpretationsOfEctobiology

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i have no idea what youre talking about i would never leave something as incriminating as a mixtape about you in your car lest humanity thing i was trying to make you swoon #incest #iwouldneveractuallyfuckherthatsgross #unless?

Oh, it must have been one of my other suitors. #Disregard #ShaggysItWasntMe #IShouldFindWhoeverActuallyLeftThisForMe

YO okay lets not rush into any assumptions here

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I am rushing to my other boyfriend. #PityTag

leave bro out of it

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I've not been on Chittr as of late due to my studies. But now that I have a bit of time off before my next exam, I've returned to the addiction. Take away the temptation and I am strong. Present me with it and I am oh so weak. Also, I have time to read again. #Yay. https://i.postimg.cc/y6Mwm2tD/IMG-5963.jpg

The site crashing was penance for all of the Eridan Week posts. Either it dies, or the site does. #MakeYourChoice

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cring3

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thnk u

Only one more day (hopefully).

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i choose eridan wweek

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Do you happen to take on hits or are you simply interested in investigative assignments?

CAN WE HAVE BOTH? POST REPLY.

I choose death.

One can hope.

Do you truly want to have your cake and eat it too? #Greedy

WHAT ELSE ARE QUALITY BAKED GOODS FOR? POST REPLY.

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I spontaneously declare this to be Rose Lalonde week. #InviteOnly

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Can I wear a proud dad hat for Rose week?

Pair it with an absent father t-shirt.

Can it say /proud/ absent father?

I've never been so betrayed in my life. Years of suffering through endless breadsticks. Countless dinners of subpar pasta and lukewarm soup. I have put in the hours, the effort, the sacrifice. And what did it amount to? Was I special for my suffering? Even that does not set me apart, for I am just one victim amongst many. One lamb in the feast. #DaveWentToOliveGarden #WithSomeoneElse #Betrayed

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Wishing you a swift recovery in this bleak time. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

I will destroy the Olive Garden.

I don't know if that's wise, but I also cannot stop you. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

Taking a break from exams to go out. https://i.postimg.cc/tRm1Rbms/IMG-5960.jpg

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Get me some wormwood, will you? I'll venmo you.

Consider it a gift.

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You're a dear.

https://i.postimg.cc/76rFdJY4/IMG-5964.jpg Feel free to tag yourself below. #Slumber

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where is dorcelessness?

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Feeling quite Dread.

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♰ #dread ♰

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Dorklessness? But you have arrived. #DorcelessnessWasExcluded #LeftInTheVoidSoToSay

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◩◩◩where's humber or nage◪◪◪

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heheheh.

https://i.postimg.cc/dtQQVLcf/IMG-5978.jpg Three exams in a single week. And yet I #Chittr on.

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Godspeed, Sister.

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A valiant effort!

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The site won't allow me to pity react anymore. Is there something wrong with pitying the poor? Having mercy for the weak? Mocking the Amporas? #ButThePitifulMassesAwait #KMS

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✿ a p𖥧𖧧y, fr❦m ❦ne pr❦fess𖥧❦nal p𖥧𖧧𖥧er 𖧧❦ 𖧧he nex𖧧 ✿

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Now it works. #Pitiful

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No, Professor. My dog didn't eat my homework. My cat did push it off of my desk and rip it to shreds while I was sleeping, however.

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:33 < I did do that :3

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It feels like a cosmic slight against me how irksomely relatable it is.

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Repent.

We suffer the same plight if not in reality, then in spirit.

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