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There are currently two Jeff the Killers fighting for dominance in my replies at the moment. What has this site come to.
#StriderSaturday the moment I consume #substances is most definitely the work of the CIA or NSA. They are out to get me.
It's been two days of radio silence from Hollywood's bad boy @transcendGodhood #DStrider following his internet #Meltdown! We wish him all the best 🙏❤️😇 https://i.postimg.cc/FK9Q3GXW/IMG-6516.jpg
let a man dream in peace and high fructose corn syrup
They took him out back and shot him.
Big fan of your work mr strider! I sincerely hope you and your sweetheart recover swiftly from this abhorrent affair!
#PRManagement #DStriderEntertainment Disregard the last series of tweets! As mentioned, David is currently unwell. His account password has been changed; apologies for any inconveniences!
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I would like to make my stance on this topic extremely clear. I hold Miss Rose Lalonde and all of her variants in extremely high regard. I believe my esteemed cabinet, which I personally asked two of her alternate selves to be members of, speaks for itself in that regard. Miss Rose Lalonde is an extremely intelligent and capable individual. She is also an adult. Mr. Strider’s celebrity status comes with its own unique set of circumstances (and team of lawyers). I strongly advise leaving Miss Lalonde out of these slanderous posts.
Have some tea? You have this in the bag.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F99ds16a1431k8L.jpg #violence
yeah yeah im working on it its just a little hard with half the planet buzzing in my fucking ear hold on
#PRManagement Mr. Strider, please, we've been over this! Where are you?
We know, we know... A lot of harping on our newest #RelationshipReveal #DStrider But we really think it's great that he's sponsoring a college student in his old age! Maybe he learned about this generosity from his buddy Leo DiCaprio? 🤔 He likes college girls too! https://i.postimg.cc/23RgPd2c/BE42C278-B0B3-404E-929E-FF2DE476FFC7.jpg #Incest #YouKnowTheDrill #AlternateUniversesNotRelated #Shes21SoItsFine #Problematic
yeah im fucking uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine yeah
ok how is saying THAT helping more than what i fucking said
believe me when i say im asking this out of a place of total calm and chillness and not because of a raging goddamn panic attack but does anybody have a motherfucking xanax #substance
think ur little period cramps hurt? try having a shoulder ache
DEAR WOKE LIBERALS WHO SAY I DON’T FUCK WITH WOMEN. MY TOOTHBRUSH IS PINK. CHECKMATE.
I would not concern myself with it, if I were you. These things happen. However, I know some alternate versions of yourself have Harold’s mother’s contact information if you are interested.
what the fuck else am i supposed to do (said in the most calm serene and unpanicked voice ever btw)
First the cueball is catholic, now this. Perhaps the end truly is near.
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I can afford to lose everything I have /except/ the care and alliance of other Roses.
:33< oh sure of course it can :33< the way he does it isnt fur meow though :33< if mew fur example purrdicted i was going to cum on mewre 300th thrust or something and then i did i would be impurressed :33< #nsfw
i just had a weird feeling for no reason that every vague post was about me thanks guys means a lot
l1terally why the fuck would 1 do that. that's no one's bus1ness
PETA?????
YO okay lets not rush into any assumptions here
Show up to #eridanweek, throw up, leave.
[Fuck you #@ve @ po!nt...!'m cle@rly not open m!nded enoug#. T#@nks.]
WHAT ELSE ARE QUALITY BAKED GOODS FOR? POST REPLY.
Only one more day (hopefully).
cring3
i know you do not actually feel that way and are just trying to upset me
now issuing the age old hypothetical to the timeline the worlds most important question aka would you fuck your clone yes or no bonus points for the details gritty style lightning round: is it jerking off or fucking yourself pussyfootin and slash or bitchin about the premise will result in being called a coward this is a matter of divine philosophical import yall you gotta give it your all #selfcest #clonefucking #nsfw
#nothingweek I’m nobody for nothing. /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
I just realized somethin. How the fuck am I going to get back to my home when this week is over? Do I gotta like, ask god again? I didn't even text Amanda to tell her not to have two spaghetti meals in one day.
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
one time when i was like twelve bro took me to the asian market and made me say konnichiwa to the cashier but she was korean #amiaracist
♰ #dread ♰
t+at's w+at s+e said
NEW TRAP IDEA I FORCE YOU TO EAT THE MOLTEN METAL OR YOU GET THE MOLTEN METAL POURED ON YOU!!!!
i didmt knwo there was a fdolowing tab
hopital
✿ a p𖥧𖧧y, fr❦m ❦ne pr❦fess𖥧❦nal p𖥧𖧧𖥧er 𖧧❦ 𖧧he nex𖧧 ✿
can you come by and fix the holes i didnt punch in my walls theyre behind the posters
#Mymacros #Arefuckeduptoday #Suicide
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
#Likefatherlikedaughter
kind of insane that i'm technically related to more than half of the users on this site. it's like the biggest most uncomfortable family reunion ever. #myeyes #areburnining #iveseentoomuch
ya mama got red onion breath
fuck how could i forget about the girlfriend worm
She's where she wants to be.
#helpwanted #employmentopportunity looking for someone to react to all my untouched chitts because having some ignored posts is putting a big damp on #mybrand contractors only my rate is 7 billion boonbux a minute
She's making me a #sandwich.
i would never go that low that often
#DramaAlert ! A catfight has broken out at the Women's Music Awards ceremony. Troller Swift has reportedly slaughtered every other nominee. We love to see a girlboss winning! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdj87rX0/DCE2FA9C-A533-432B-A8CE-4A738ECEB524.jpg
A girl cannot even harm herself for attention these days. Sad! #Fatherthinksofeverything
Where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater, so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the tangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people were good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one’s own taking pleasure in a feeling or a look or a gesture, of receiving another person’s love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term “generosity of spirit” applied to nothing, was a cliche, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. #Ruminating #Myblog #Philosopherprince
#nowplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pLwNsm6z-U&list=RD0pLwNsm6z-U&start_radio=1
Baby wants cold, hard steel.
I wasn’t given much of a choice. Perish or survive.
i meanye a bbygrl by any othr name wldnt be my rosie r whatev nd my rosie got dubbs on probs iyaknowim
BBYGRL NAURRRRRR oml PLZ leme delivr u frm dis pain.. in lieu off my bosom (buxom tho she mb) u r gettin warmin pillowz 22 your door mk??
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
by popular request my almighty an omnipotent bitch breaker the priapic kraken a the seas fuckin your lusus barkbeast style #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86190e418510.jpg
My father who art on Deltrius, hallow be thy shades, thy kingdom hath come, but thy art not done spouting menial bullshit on main? Don’t you have a narrative to dip your well-manicured phalanges into, subjects in which you must stir and rattle their brain cortexes into disrepair? #Yourlaunderingisat95%completion #Correction #Processing #96.8567557%
I miss my Rose.. and my John and Jade....
Terrible macros.
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
im not ready to be a flower mama woman i didnt even get my chance to be a flower girl
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
Winding down and getting comfy! I can feel the stress of today simply melt away! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
I'll take you on road trips away from your mom for weekends now and then if you let me shoot my shot.
I was looking at pictures of your little BABY FACE 👶 #awwwwww
the team has decided to bring "fun little items" to trade at the upcoming con. despite my best efforts, i am still considered "part of the team" and they insist i participate. i have already scribbled over all my household garbage and cleared the shelves of every thrift store in a 20 mile radius. i would rather die than give away anything of actual value. against my better judgement i am opening the floor to community suggestions
iso emotionally vulnerable young women
@thatGamerrrgrl Why are you pitying my posts. Why are you liking my posts. Why are you mediating my posts. Do you not have a perfectly functioning liver to sabotage. This is a breach not only of privacy, but every core tenet of human decency. You are, as the youth of today say, 'scaring the hoes' and 'embarrassing me in front of the squad'. This is brutally unacceptable. You cannot keep lovebombing me. You are going to curb your enthusiasm to tolerable minimums. And if you are going to remain on my page, you are going to do so with some modicum of restraint. Is this perfectly understood? Yes is the only acceptable answer. https://i.imgur.com/m4eD3fh.png
You Always Present Me With Such Unerring Mercy
My bad, I got a big mouth
I Am Congested Sorry
you love it
Of COURSE not!!! But it was purely teh begning... I relly am proud of u...!
why is everyone so stingy with their reacts im liking stuff i dont even agree with meanwhile a post will have 20 replies and only one pity and nothing else
Need a strong young fella to take out my grabdgae (my driveway is extremely long and fraught)
breakfa2t. http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/pfygp0.jpeg
They killed Toby Fox four hundred and a few timeskipped thousand years ago today. It's a shame what they did to him, but unsurprising given the brutal attitude of the regime and his unrepentant doubling down on his heretical messaging in chapter seven. To say nothing of what happened in the ending itself. His original incarnation may be remembered by few, but his impact is felt.
never mind it worked #humiliationcontinues
#nowplaying embed failure #humiliation
It is inherent in human nature to consider a thing untrue if one does not like it. #NowayI'moutofcoffee.
its complicated im honor to a cause to those who will have me
yeahhhhh you like that saucy little crumb of vulnerability huh like giving candy to a baby
current mood: rich as fuck
they put nesben in the fucking torment nexus
Not gonna lie got ate up chat. Begrudgingly ending the #StriLalondeFeud #StriLalondePeaceTreaty
are you insinuating that i like meat in my mouth
So harsh! I only did minor adjustments to my face dear, you know this old lady ages like a fine wine!
damn clearly it isnt working because here you are talking
🤬 #uke
charming enough to coax you back into my replies on an hourly basis
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
youre breaking my heart rose-that-wont-kiss-my-ass why cant you be like your uh is this a twin or a clone situation or is this some sort of schizophrenic fight club performance art act youre doing right now
i get it youre so conflicted by how impressive my genius is you cant help but argue with yourself on the internet about it #classic