

Roxy!
@textuallyGnomish
she/it, nyu '27, biz admin (mktg). foreva dualbooting nyarch and hannah montana linux. add me on steam!! <|:3
They hate when I say "objectively speaking," because I probably crunched the numbers. It's probably objective. And I probably have bad news to say.
IS it aa common maating rituaal for humaan maales to run up aand down hills to nowhere in paarticulaar? I aam leaarning so much aabout humaan culture from their movies. IT seems they enjoy pretending to be workking on defunct electronics in the desert, though the reaason eludes me

~O~h, Turpentine erase me whO~le~ ~(Cause I) dO~n't want tO~ live my life alO~ne~ ~(Well I) was waiting f~Or y~Ou all my life~ ~Oh~ ~Why~ ~#lyricspO~sting~

a thousand bunny blasts. now you may think thats less than the one billion bunny blast. but each individual bunny blast has the power of 1,000,000 bunnies individually. it's like a vegeta ki blast spam.
Don't forget to wash your vegetables before eating them! Sometimes they're covered in filthy, disgusting muck and Dirk! I mean Dirk. Sorry, I meant Dirk. Oh silly me! I meant Dirk. Lord, that's a funny way to spell Dirk. I mean Dirk. Hoo hoo hoo! Darn phone!
ok honestly guys like well honestly yes i have to come honestly clean, a literally few honestly of apparently my followers may like be bots but they honestly canโt literally help like it @technicallytimaeus

why r so many alt versions of my friends lowkey assholes?
I should introduce myself. *Sips from a cup of espresso.* The name's Crocker... Detective Crocker. You can also call me Jane if you buy me lunch. :B I'm here on business, but I don't mind mixing business with pleasure. Hoo hoo. I'm looking forward to meeting you all and please, do let me know if you have a murder that needs solving!

just realized i oredred a pizza from the other side of the country i was wonderin why it was takin so long

I have sorted out a certain mass of users, and subsequently rated them. S: 221 Users. A: 498 Users. B: 692 Users. C: 692 Users. D: 443 Users. F: 221 Users.

Might fuck around and open Pandoraโs Box and a can of worms later. Yaโll want anything?

[Post that deals 1d10-2 psychic damage]
i just happen to be named dirk because thats what I named myself when I transitioned :P
zo glad that my bezt bud @xanthicAdvizor and my #Moirail @negligentSimulation are here they make life zo much more fun!













