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3833 < S)(e’s a M-EW M-EW GIRL, and s)(e’s lig)(ting t)(e way! 3833 < Wit)( )(er PR-ETTY R-EVOLUTION, s)(e’ll send evil to t)(e grave 3833 < T)(e r)(yt)(m t)(at you dance to 3833 < T)(e darkness t)(at consumes you 3833 < S)(e’s saving t)(e day! Mew-mew’s got it, okay? 3833 < S)(e’s a M-EW M-EW GIRL w)(o is ready to play! 3833 < Wit)( )(er CUTI-E R-EVOLUTION, s)(e’ll make every bully pay! 3833 < In never-ending slaug)(ter 3833 < Or drowning underwater 3833 < S)(e’s saving t)(e day! Mew-mew’s got it, okay? 3833 < S)(e’s saving t)(e day! And s)(e’s planning to stay 3833 < S)(e’s saving t)(e day! I fur-got w)(at to say 3833 < CUTI-E M-EW M-EW MAGIC M-ETAM-EOWP)(OSIS TRANSFORM! #lyricposting
I read this to the Tune of Wannabe by Spite Girls.
we are the pirates who don't do anything
That definitely counts as an alternative lifestyle in my book, so sure!
yOU ARE PROVIDING SUCH A GOOD, eXAMPLE FOR YOUR CHILD,
My #Allyship to the LGBT community does, despite popular belief, extend to those other iterations of myself pursuing alternative lifestyles. I mean, I don't necessarily "get" it, but even I can understand that anything is possible in the face of infinity. So this is a post of abject support. I love you, gay-Janes. Boy-Janes. Something-else-Janes. #LGBTQIA #Ally #MePersonally? #StillStraight
I don't understand the expectation that an iteration of Jake English must be positively shredded. I like my Jake just the way he is. Frankly, the EXTREMELY conventionally attractive Jakes are almost off-putting. They hardly resemble him!! Sure, he hasn't retained his youthful... silhouette. But who has the metabolism they had when they were sixteen? Jakes of Chittr, don't you fret. Pick that fork back up, pally.
Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]
OH. Thank you. Much appreciated. You're also a cunt.
... What did you call me.
Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
a demonstratione of love is more importante than a declaratione of love !
it soundes like you're tryinge to minimize me as a persone.
be yourselfe so people lookinge for you can finde you.
hi! it's ok if you channel roxy as part of your worship but don't worry i'm not saying anything bad about roxy! i think they actually smell really good without the deodorant and sometimes i smell it in the back of my mind if i concentrate really hard
back from vIsitIng the wEIrd al. still hAvE no clUE what the pOInt of OUr OrganizatiOn is. he just plAyEd a bunch of funny songs in wacky cOstumEs. grAntEd, it rUlEd, i had a grEAt tImE, but i rEAlly just don't fUckIn get this guy. whAtevEr. #hArbingErsoftheAlpocalypsE
everybpdy move i just followed a woman so beuatiful i fell down the sytairs
ohmygodh
Finally solved a case that's been on my plate for much too long! How I wish I could ramble on and on about the details but I'm afraid it's all confidential. I am a woman of my word, after all! But hopefully I'll have a few days of reprieve, hoo hoo. I'm kicking back with a nice whiskey for the evening. If you've been looking for any reason to relax and enjoy yourself, here's your sign! :B
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
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(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "if the world chooses to become my enemy, i will fight like i always have...." —shadow the hedgehog, sonic 06 #Inspiring #ForGamers
that'$ literally about exa¢tly thi$ you're $o right
AAh, so it is imperaative to develop high velocity, I understaand. I suppose I caan see thaat, in aa waay - swiftness aand aagility aare aadvaantaageous traaits
FAaascinaating. DOes the whistling of aair through your thinkkpaans aattraact maates?
THey caall me the worrier for reaasons I aam increaasingly concerned aabout
OH. I do aadmit, I waas aat first aa little confused whaat brought on the sudden cousin aappreciaation. THaankk you for the claarificaation
I aam glaad you get on with your cousin
~O~h, Turpentine erase me whO~le~ ~(Cause I) dO~n't want tO~ live my life alO~ne~ ~(Well I) was waiting f~Or y~Ou all my life~ ~Oh~ ~Why~ ~#lyricspO~sting~
a thousand bunny blasts. now you may think thats less than the one billion bunny blast. but each individual bunny blast has the power of 1,000,000 bunnies individually. it's like a vegeta ki blast spam.
liking this for lack of what i assume is cultural reference
-=[#yourdirtydirtysoda...._☺]=-
sprite grenadine sweet cream cold foam on top #craving
im so glad my timelines janeys been leanin away from capitalsm
To enhance my own battling performance, I school feed myself from an array of different disciplines~. Most recently, I have been studying a grappling technique practiced by seadwellers~. A most noble practice~! Evidently, the goal is to hold your enemy securely in place, while moving as little as possible~. It may sound unusual, but I'm led to believe some can finish a fight from this alone~! They call the technique "soaking~." #NSFW #Suggestive #Violence #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
i have GOT to get better at identifying birds.
woah :D
woah!!!!
woah!!
woah!!
why r so many alt versions of my friends lowkey assholes?
consort with co-counsel: @theticCollation https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a836f8f3fd05.jpg
Hello, Roxy!
I should introduce myself. *Sips from a cup of espresso.* The name's Crocker... Detective Crocker. You can also call me Jane if you buy me lunch. :B I'm here on business, but I don't mind mixing business with pleasure. Hoo hoo. I'm looking forward to meeting you all and please, do let me know if you have a murder that needs solving!
I hoꫂ❁e no one forgot my very real and accurate scent ❣︎
For no particular reason, where could a girl in the Boston area acquire a perfume with a strong apple note? I will not elaborate. The level of pathetic I'm on today is for my eyes only.
∻Watching this s☢ccer shit why d☢es it l☢w-key g☢ hard∻
completely sober writing this btw
what the fuck do you people e\/en KNOW about pinkie pie from my little hoofbeast. exactly
G-o-o-regle is easily accessible!
See my previous chit about opening Pandora’s box and a can of worms. This lines up with it.
THE M⧃UNTAIN D⧃NT CAAARE
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Her worm is booked through to December.
Might fuck around and open Pandora’s Box and a can of worms later. Ya’ll want anything?
🔉 toMorrow the upsides oF being down are playing at one oF My Favorite haunts, and like, obviously i'M going. i've Followed theM since they released their First ep, and they've only been getting better over the last sweep. 🔇 but i'M not looking Forward to having to elbow My way through a crowd oF wannabes who are literally only there because soMe Fuckhead streaMer i don't give a Fuck about wore one oF their sweaters once.
🔊 obligatory "yeah, i'M glad they're getting attention. they deserve the cd and Merch sales." 🔉 i just wish that they were getting the attention because More trolls were picking up the vibe they're putting down. and not because parasocial woolbeasts who can't ForM their own tastes without being prong-held want to be More like their laMe ass irrelevant idol.
You )(AV-E to go t)(roug)( me first.
)(ey STINKABUTTS. Yea)(, t)(at's rig)(t. I said somet)(ing mean to you. Just letting you all know if you are mean to @caligulasAquarium (W)(o is literally NIC----E.) You )(ave to go t)(roug)( M--------E, first.
oh jeez! https://file.garden/aZKpRTtM0CnyBn8T/OH.png
Yknow Wh4t. . . Hum4ns 4ren't Th4t B4d #hum4ns #betterth4nswiich
Hivem4tes 4re Sleeping, Gonn4 Sne4k Out For One Of My F4mous W4lks #enthusi4sticw4lks
Did anything cool or interesting happen today?
For those who may be interested, I shall be hosting a watch party of the first episode of Twin Peaks for Twin Peaks Sunday! https://hyperbeam.com/i/MzQWfWDJ
[Post that deals 1d10-2 psychic damage]
i did NOT mean to hate this i am so sorry roxy
great choice.
i just happen to be named dirk because thats what I named myself when I transitioned :P
This Is Not One Of Your L4rp Sessions Swiich Get It Together. . .
M4ny Of The Like, Most Of Them I Ste4l From My Hivem4tes. . .
Man my #Moirail sure doezknow how to tell a good joke
Forw4rd 4ren't We. . . X4vier Xevric. . . Its. . .. . . 4 Ple4sure???
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says hey buddy why the long face?
I FIGURED IT WAS ABOUT TIME TO POST SOME SORT OF UPDATE SINCE I ASKED DAVE TO MARRY ME AND HE SAID YES. I KNOW WHEN JUNE SEES THIS THAT THERE MIGHT BE A BIT OF AN ARGUMENT BUT THAT’S FINE I’LL DEAL WITH IT. ALSO DAVE MADE ME A HORN BAND. IT IS SO WELL MADE TOO.
zo glad that my bezt bud @xanthicAdvizor and my #Moirail @negligentSimulation are here they make life zo much more fun!
Rose Lalonde has set a new Chittr avatar.
⚗ TRUTH.
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Nya! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #youknowlikenya
maybe / stick to the recipe cards / until you get a hang of it / hehe
Shy Dirk resurrected after 3 minutes, much like the three days before The Most Mirthful had their final laugh....
anotter day of never doin anyfin wrong 3B-)
readin economics books yall s)(ould get on dis
You might just be Pinkie Pie.
rest in peace #shydirk you were in fact the most ironic of all of us and therefor the coolest motherfucker ive ever known you will be missed and mourned by the masses
i think youve got the wrong guy. i dont know a dan, roxy.
sometimes i lay on the floor because its cooler.
i guess i can keep going not like god tier would let me stay dead anyway shit thanks roxy
Omgogshhhhh i rly lov that 🥺🥺🥺
not me though :)
oh wow i passed the home goods section at the earth-c costco and they have an astonishingly robust sword collection there!
I am freshening up and making sure I don't look like my average mess of myself. See you all at the beach then. And I also look forward to seeing all of you. #meenradiabeach
Why the hell are they making it from scratch? Just buy it. It's basically free if you mine crypto.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/PSvRG4dZ9x0AAAAd/jesse-wake-up.gif Is this Roxy?
Vanilla ice cream cone with sprinkles.
Phew thank god.
We are very close, I was merely playing along with your 'bit' you value so dearly.
This request can be accomplished as you are the biggest joke of them all. I hope this helps. Desecratingly Adjacent to You, The Office of Doc Scratch
Ɏ this is true Ɏ
Ɏ even though #va-a-aleriA-A-Alwa-a-aysLoses i a-a-am gla-a-ad i got to spend time with my friends a-a-and tha-a-at's the rea-a-al W Ɏ
Ɏ ca-a-an a-a-an overwa-a-atch boy a-a-and a-a-a lea-a-ague girl fa-a-all in love despite it a-a-all Ɏ
Ɏ new troll lea-a-ague of legends cha-a-ampion dropped. 'da-a-arkleer ha-a-as a-a-a da-a-ark, mysterious pa-a-ast.' lore tea-a-am working overtime. tha-a-at's a-a-a clea-a-an two words over a-a-avera-a-age. a-a-alwa-a-ays a-a-ama-a-azed me how they ca-a-an sa-a-ay so much with so little. Ɏ
I was going to say, she's wearing your *and* Jane's colors... I think to say she "has a chance" would be an understatement. :)
ikr? my heart almost stopped when i saw her 2day omg
beach episode #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e35ff758ca13.jpg
gettin lunch with callie im gonna tell her how i feel wish me luck
I am not nearly on my 'wizard shit' as much as I should be.
good dusk chittr nation !!
I hear if you say his name three times he'll show up at your door with campaign flyers.
Breaking my vow of silence to declare "Shy Dirk" @timaeusTickingbomb the Platonic ideal of a Dirk. That will be all.
Glad you like it. Please unlock the door to your apartment.
IF IM OLD WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU? WE WILL BE IN THE NURSING HIVE TOGETHER FUCKHEAD.
i can hear karkat's key board from a mile away.
this whole "people live in different timelines and eras" thing gets really confusing when you guys start talking about something ive never heard of before like i have access to a few future games that roxy got set up for me but like yall just say some odd shit sometimes
https://i.postimg.cc/2yXmS8P6/image-2026-06-12-175151674.png The Egbert's are surrounding me.
oh yeah? i could totally handle being not binary. just try me!
maybe you just aren't ready for the nonbinary life style...
you're binary. that's what's wrong.
thank you!
i have no idea but its only making me wanna up my game further being annoying is hilarious and i feel weirdly alone in that mindset like damn where did all my real ones go
damn straight.
i think ragebaiting and being an asshole is funny
Thank god there's a Dave around that doesn't disavow the artform which he is known for! I don't know what I'd do if all of your altern8 selves inexplica8ly decided to shake that shit off!!!!!!!!
actually, if I get to elect someone for everyone to be niceys to, it should be past me.
shit, my bad.
oh, god damn it.
Doobie #substances https://i.postimg.cc/bNc9MLnK/Screenshot-20260605-081309.png (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Sam and Frodo kissed for no cap (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Shadow Chittr money gang We love casting spells (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
94. no longer tachycardic. good news.
↘️do you all really think i am an ugly, bipolar gambling addict.↘️ ↗️BECAUSE THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT GAMBLING.↗️
I enjoy making out with other wizards. (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
welcome to the clerb
Fucked up. Send her my condolences. How's the weather up there?
@textuallyGnomish How are you and Jane enjoying NYU? May come up for a visit soon. Dave's taking summer classes, and the Texas heat is worse than usual. S.O.S.
roxy get outta my comment section. go do something man.
nevermind. gratitude revoked. you know damn well thats not my name.
exactly. thank you roxy.
ftfy. https://i.postimg.cc/VNV81vnh/image.png
I would like to address something regarding my fellow sapphics. There is a particular kind of individual who encounters lesbian culture only through a series of poorly photocopied warnings left under their windshield wiper. It is always a special little miracle when a gay man discovers lesbian culture the way a Victorian physician discovers a woman with opinions. Clipboard out. Brow furrowed. Suddenly very concerned about hysteria. Somehow, he has acquired a remarkably heteronormative view of a nuanced queer topic. Because, of course, when straight men say lesbians are dramatic, predatory, sexless, angry, unfeminine, cliquish, or fundamentally broken, we recognize the sound. It is boring. It is ancestral. It smells faintly of mildew and fatherhood. But when a gay man says it, he often expects the critique to arrive pre-washed. He, too, has been harmed by heteronormativity. He cannot possibly be speaking in its ancient and cruel tongues. He is merely trying to help. Unfortunately, Dirk, not only do you speak in its accent, you have mastered the dialect. How generous. Dirk’s little #lesbianlifehack series is interesting because it occasionally wanders within spitting distance of a real point, then immediately wraps that point in such a thick, glistening membrane of contempt that one is forced to ask whether the lesson is “lesbians should have healthier relationships” or “Dirk should not be allowed near women unless supervised by a committee of exhausted school counselors.” Let us begin with the emotionally unavailable woman. Yes. Congratulations. Some people are terrible to date. Some people are dangerous to date. Avoidant, self-destructive, addicted, cruel, radioactive. It is perfectly fair to say, “Do not romanticize someone who will harm you and call it love.” Bravo. It becomes less fair when the description turns into a fetishized wanted poster of a tall, handsome, substance-adjacent, vaguely masc woman who “would be a real stunner if she would man up and start T already.” Textbook gender resentment wearing a little paper hat that says “concern.” You are not helping lesbians by implying every troubled masculine woman is a proto-man who has failed to complete the customer survey. You are not protecting women by teaching them to read masculinity, addiction, and emotional unavailability as one big predatory silhouette. You are not critiquing harm. You are eroticizing the hazard sign, then blaming lesbians for looking at it. Yes. Do not build your nest in the ribcage of a woman who cannot hold you without making it feel like a hostage negotiation. Do not convince yourself that her distance is mystique. Do not confuse addiction, avoidance, cultivated indifference, or unresolved trauma with hidden tenderness that only you are clever and beautiful enough to excavate. That is useful advice. Unfortunately, Dirk cannot simply deliver useful advice. His advice is studded with little barbs slid between the ribs of each sentence. He cannot resist treating gender nonconformity as diagnostic material. Nor can he resist a cisgendered narrative. How quaint. How refreshing. The wounded seductress who eats girls alive because she is empty inside. That woman exists. She is also not a species. The problem is not that lesbians are drawn to masculine women. Or complicated women. Or traumatized women. Or women with nicotine habits, hard faces, and poor coping mechanisms. The problem is romanticizing unavailability. The problem is treating damage as proof of depth. The problem is deciding that if someone cannot love you well, the failure must mean the love is profound. Dirk found the correct door. However. He kicked it open with a boot full of misogyny confetti. So yes. Hit the bricks when someone shows you she cannot give back what you put in. But do not mistake every haunted woman for a trap. Do not mistake every masc woman for a threat. Do not mistake every hard-edged lesbian for a spider. And do not let a gay man with a clipboard convince you that his contempt counts as field research. Quite literally everything he has said about lesbians can be flipped on virtually any orientation. The outright targeting of women, sapphics, lesbians, femineity, feminine adjacent individuals, brought in under this microscopic lens is not unlike the wretched magnifying glass burning our little ant hill. A tool for research being used as a weapon again. I will continue these rants shortly.
sure. i am placing my burnt food in a bubble mailer just for you.
just made absolutely dog shit xiao bai cai. sorry lizz and karkat :C
- I can hear that low-toned string mmusic, LOL... 😆😆😆
I don't really know what to post on here. I don't care enough about strangers online to give you life updates. Maybe political and philosophical theory?
I need to move on from Plato's Allegory of the Cave. It's a trite philosophical concept that a toddler could understand. The familiarity makes it easily relatable to those of a non-philosophical mind, but when it comes to more engaged discussion... it's been falling short for me.
It seems you miss the idea of me moreso than you miss my presence, since clearly you're perfectly capable of spending time with me. We just stopped playing Roblox together.
Roxy persuaded me to join this website. I'm not sure why, everything on here seems disgustingly banal, but I'm here now. Big fuckin' whoop.
funny as fuck when people call me by my full username
"That can't be on your birth certificate." Of course not. I'm trans, and my father named me Siseph, and I married a woman (and divorced) named Marmalade.
roxy.
i think doodlebug fits him pretty well
i promise you that was said with full irony even if he pulled up with some shit like derrick or daryl id hurl
oh hell no. id rather be associated with the losers than be one myself. naming myself deidrick is basically asking to be shunned from the general public.
being dogshit at lethal company is the least offensive thing a man could do. some of these people however...
LMAOOOOOOOOO
@barackObama get a better matesprit.
i'm surprised you're not doing it by drone, mr. obama.
i don't care about men.
mass dave extinction time #davehour
thank fucking god.
https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2782.jpeg
Suspicious of you to point out.
You do not know ball like how I know ball.
Boar Vessel, 500-600 Bc, Etruscan, Ceramic
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fuck dave hour how do you feel about the social and economic state of the world.
√(Tch. Even this thread has to be about yours, huh?)²
oh my GOD, dad, go back to using serious business or something.
you are the only true friend i have.
@textuallyGnomish [TG]: "WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hows west coast treatin u..." it is okay!!! we have been having some REALLY weird weather lately. i'm taking summer classes right now and the bus ride is SO MUCH WORSE without karkat or dave to join me.
Someone sent me this.. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/b4/df/98/b4df986a0f478099a37fa8d0d209303b.jpg
T H A N K Y O U
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Not his fault, I don't talk about myself often.
Wow! #davestrider
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yay!
https://forms.gle/zANUcQMUTih6CJ6aA i am trend hopping.
THANK YOU!!!!!
I FEEL LIKE MENTIONING TWO KIDS AND NOT MENTIONING A WHOLE OTHER TWO LEANS TO BELIEVE YOU HAVE ONLY TWO KIDS
Yes.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Trollbama do you think disco www.ill ever return to us please respond quickly
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Y3T 4NOTH3R ON3 TO R4G3B41T. MY LUCKY D4Y. >:]
D --> Hello my yellow strong peers how have we been! STR0NG
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(=^･⩊･^=) < DOMINUS MORTEM NOBIS INFINITAM ET HORRENDAM AFFERET. ACCIPE EAM... SEMPER FATUM TUUM FUIT.
this is part of his routine at this point tbh this dumbdum has made a hobby of trynna eat my houseplants lol brought im 2 the vet a few times over it but apparently hes just clinically a lil shit
- Has anyone here seen that mmovie, "In Which a Beleaguered and Mentally Ill Commedian/Rejected-Laughssassin is Befallen by Repeated Misfortune and Tragedy, Interspersed by Sections of Interpretive Dance and Avant-Garde Cello Tracks [contd.]"? 🤣🤣🤣 - You know. The one with THE JOKER? Is that what he's called. I amm starting to feel like JOKER right now. 😂😂😂😂 #Helpful
@uranianUmbra#4373 I know we're still not speaking. But do you recall our singular watch of the below program, over a decade ago.
no dam class no thought no effort just throein words together. you think i dont say shit like "i saw an opperchtunaty for a gillarious pun salmon used by any shrimpudent dumbbass but i haddock up to here with the unbubblievable amount of prawnsensical bullsharkshit so imma let it be indiscernibubble pike a cod dam wriggler" because i CANT? i keep it lowkey because people gotta read my dam posts without doin mental gymnastics
i was gonna say this is reely what earth-c taxpayer dollars are going towards but i dunno if we efin do taxes here and if we do im shore as fuck naut payin em
<<"it's really nice to meet you too!!">>
<<"hi!">>
Worse by the light. (( #rosessketchbook ))
I KNOW A LOT OF COOL LESBIAN YURI FANS AND YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM. GOODNIGHT, TANKIE POSER.
i am so sorry roxy. i understand if you never want to ever speak with me again.
in case you could not tell.
i am a lesbian.
GO TO FUCKING BED. IM BLOCKING YOU FOR TONIGHT.
IT'S EVEN LATER FOR YOU. GO TO FUCKING BED ROXY.
you love me.
FUCK THIS SHIT IM TURNING IN FOR THE NIGHT. FRIENDS SO FUCKING AWFUL YOU GO TO BED EARLY. GOODNIGHT.
you can't stop me.
I'LL BURN THEM AT THE NEXT BONFIRE ONE OF THE LOCAL FRATS HOST.
aaaaaaaagh! fuck!
I'VE BEEN ON EARTH SINCE I WAS A FUCKING GRUB, I VERY MUCH DO NOT NEED TO BE TOLD "WELCOME 2 EARTH." THANK YOU, ROXY, FOR SUCH A BLATANT MICROAGGRESSION FOREVER TO BE ARCHIVED BY THE INTERNET. DO YOU WANT APPLAUSE FOR SUCH A DISPLAY OF INTERSPECIES ALLIANCE? OF EXTENDING A WELCOMING HAND TO A 10 SWEEP OLD GRUB IN NEED OF A CARING HUMAN TOUCH?
okay. i will patiently wait for the pipe bomb to be shipped to my apartment.
i probably filed for a name change at SOME point!
NAMES ARE POWERFUL FUCKING THINGS, ESPECIALLY WITH A POPULATION AS SMALL AS THIS FUCKING PLANET. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
what is some one even going to do with my name? i don't even think i have it legally changed.
WAY TO IMMEDIATELY DOX ME. YOU AND JUNE PUT SO MUCH TRUST ONTO INTERNET STRANGERS AND FOR WHAT.
NO WAY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW HOW TO DO THAT! THE WORLD CRUMBLES UNDER THE REALIZATION YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK YOUR LAPTOP AND COMMUNICATE WITH OTHERS.
roxy's natural aegyo is refreshing.