♦ pitied by @textuallyGnomish
... What did you call me.
yeaaaahhh.... :(
I do not like that man.
calling other daves gay for listening to whoever that chappell roan person is but i listen to kesha so thats probably like way worse
just realized i oredred a pizza from the other side of the country i was wonderin why it was takin so long
so no one’s gonna touch me aw shucks guess i’ll just pack up and leave #nsfw
I’m gonna go be mean to him because you said this.
i did NOT mean to hate this i am so sorry roxy
Don't Worry, Worse Comes To Worse Swiich Here Gets 4 He4d4che
he comeS i-iNto my hi-ive aNd tellS me how i-i Should arraNge my furNi-iture, me Not ki-icki-iNg hi-im i-iNto a dark alleyway i-iS me bei-iNg Ni-ice
Its Very Cle4r Th4t You H4ve Never Met Me
In certain ways, we are all scorned. In some greater way or another. #vent
I *AM* PURE. PURE EVIL.
I would be obligated to kill you if you invented econ. No hard feelings, okay?
oh and people are being fatphobic about dolls thats fun #sarcasm
exhausted.
i CAN GET IT TO BE TALL,, bUT THEN THE EARTH SQUAWKBEASTS, tHEY EAT IT
... I'VE BEEN CHECKING THE CLOCK FOR AT LEAST TEN KARKAT HOURS, NOW. NORMALLY, I WOULDN'T COMMIT THE UNSPEAKABLE WORKPLACE BLUNDER OF LOOKING AT *ANY* TIMEPIECE IN THIS SAW TRAP MANOR, BUT SOMETHING KEEPS KNIFING ME IN THE WRONG THORASSIC PROTECTIVE BONE CURVATURE. IT'S 6/12. WHY IS IT STILL 6/12. IT CAN'T *STILL* BE 6/12. CAN IT?
There is no Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ tonight, I am dealing with an attempted internal coup.∞
of course! hamilton is a timeless classic!
dan is a stupid name. any variant of dan is a stupid name. its almost insulting.
The parade turnout is much lower than expected.. maybe I should've planned a different day. Everyone is at the beach. :(
I would post T-dick but I'm in a semi-committed relationship so you're all just going to have to pretend you saw it.
i'm gonna off myself if this little fucking guy doesnt quit #cw-self-harm
[|87 :: When your matespr;t’s love language ;s v;olence, somet;mes ;t gets confus;n what they are try;n to say huh?
some people have a funny way of showin affection some folks give ya flowers some folks spray acid from said flowers at you some folks throw ya a surprise party some folks throw a brick at yer head
Ɏ this is true Ɏ
Ɏ even though #va-a-aleriA-A-Alwa-a-aysLoses i a-a-am gla-a-ad i got to spend time with my friends a-a-and tha-a-at's the rea-a-al W Ɏ
Cosmic fuckheads stop calling Casper "Little [x]" challenge impossible.
Every now and then, on the most peaceful days, someone will say the most fucked up bullshit and act like nothing is wrong, usually it's Dave, Dirk, Roxy, or Jane. Dave's the least awful about this.
I am not nearly on my 'wizard shit' as much as I should be.
Motel. Pretty shitty one, but it was by the airport.
Glad you like it. Please unlock the door to your apartment.
no longer a hater. today and forward i am choosing love. also because roxy got mad at me. sorry roxy.
well i don't know how to stop being binary!!
casey. i can not get the game to work. i am so sorry.
actually, if I get to elect someone for everyone to be niceys to, it should be past me.
oh, god damn it.
↘️do you all really think i am an ugly, bipolar gambling addict.↘️ ↗️BECAUSE THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT GAMBLING.↗️
love how everything i try to do or even if im simply just trying to have fun its always ruined by a bro thats really just the story of my entire life
my whole summer is gonna look like this which is a fucking tragedy really. my condition is worsened by heat. tachycardia all summer.
id rather spend my time in fuckin toronto or something get my hockey fix on
((the way i am fuming i have no roxy account to signal boost this exact post omg
ugh the fuck am i doin sadposting lie a dam 7 sweep old. she gonna be fine
just made absolutely dog shit xiao bai cai. sorry lizz and karkat :C
- I can hear that low-toned string mmusic, LOL... 😆😆😆
Well. I'm gay. Marmalade is, in fact, a woman who also likes men.
im not actually changing my name and if i were it would NOT be fucking daniel.
being dogshit at lethal company is the least offensive thing a man could do. some of these people however...
lucky man.
Prepackaged taco seasoning on the meat, just lettuce nd cheese and the giant tortillas from Walmart.
every day the desire to change my name and no longer associate with dirk strider as a collective seems more and more alluring. a man can only take so much shamelessness from alternate versions of himself before it taints his good fucking name. man.
aww.
I can't fucking believe there's olive garden slander on my fucking timeline during #davehour. </3
i;m a sensitive pчpa ;(
no hair means no secrets
√(Some of us have worldly big bads and we're starting to get self conscious about it)²
The pain is never-ending but at łeast sømetimes a guy øn Chittr pøsts shaft.
never try to program on the bus. this fucking sucks.
there is a chance my dad (or... alternate universe my dad? whatever!) is seeing you peoples horny posting!!!!!!!! gaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! X(
@textuallyGnomish [TG]: "WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hows west coast treatin u..." it is okay!!! we have been having some REALLY weird weather lately. i'm taking summer classes right now and the bus ride is SO MUCH WORSE without karkat or dave to join me.
I do not have much of an existing relationship with my 2 other kids or ex-wife, so I didn't talk about it. I don't share a lot of things about myself.
I wasn't asked so I didn't disclose, and also therapy is a slow process.
I FEEL LIKE MENTIONING TWO KIDS AND NOT MENTIONING A WHOLE OTHER TWO LEANS TO BELIEVE YOU HAVE ONLY TWO KIDS
Sometimes I am fiercely reminded about how aggravating it was to come face-to-face with Jasprosesprite^2 for the first time.
My cursed trinkets keep hiding themselves from me.
singularity (my asshole son) jus threw up on my succulents after trynna eat one of em
FUCK THIS SHIT IM TURNING IN FOR THE NIGHT. FRIENDS SO FUCKING AWFUL YOU GO TO BED EARLY. GOODNIGHT.
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