Dirk Strider.
@timaeusTestified
23. If you have to ask, then just assume that I’m better at this than you. (PFP credits to Karcutie on tumblr.)
Is nothing on fire? Yeah? Good.
That’s just more motivation to keep my head down.
I would like to think I'd be a meister, but I know I would be a weapon. It's just how it is. #stilltalkingabout #souleater
I think I’d probably be a meister, personally.
i just don't understand why this is happening... did trollbama bomb a city and then cover it up + his ties to large pharmaceutical companies that deal in bioweapons... because then i could get behind it... but if not... #meenahcoup
I sure hope not.
oh shiiit hang on a creator showed up finally somefin bigger than chuck fuck with a gun
Why have you done this.
I wonder if there are troll Cybermen. #pondering
Well now we’re probably going to find out…
B33 < i take a break from chittr fur ONE MINUTE B33 < ok it was really more like a few w33ks my bad on that >B(( < AND I COME BACK TO S33 THEYRE TRYING TO OFURTHROW TROLLBAMA?!?! B33 < what happened to our democracy
They’re huh??
B33 < oh yeah hi dirk soooo m33nahs going ahead on that coup she was APPURRENTLY planning this past while B|| < i wasnt there for the whole livechitted planning going on tho so i was mostly in the dark
Oh my god they’re trying to get Trollbama.
B33 < trollbamas ok!! dont go out there n start rushing her down just yet B33 < ok well that would be appurreciated too but dont do it out of like B33 < revenge for her killing trollbama or whatever B33 < hes not in the gray house rn B33 < hes at home purrobably chilling watching all of this go down
As we all already know, I make an excellent projectile. I’m just saying.
I live.
i dont, my hairs ruined
There is only one answer.
@gadaboutTrickster gurl when i fuckin get u https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5ca8b59fe4a.png
I’d riot.
==> I, unlike *some* people, am not so horribly shaken up by SHY Dirk's sudden and long foretold death.
Honestly I just kind of went “Huh. Anyways,” when I saw him to begin with.
Man. With no confessions accounts running, how am I going to get my gossip…?
ol fashioned way i'm afraid. you gotta double talk people in private ;/
.confess ur shit to my dms ,ill mock you publicly just as the human gods intendeD
But then there’s a trail for what I do notice and don’t notice.
… I feel like you misread this.
everyone in that post seems to suggest weed except the jades want me to stay sober jade... are you sure it is a bad idea? i would really like to feel different right now... #substance
I Think It's Maybe Important To Figure Out Why You Want To Feel Different. Is It Just Because You Want To Feel Good Or Is It Because You Don't Want To Feel Bad? cuz If It's The Later, Don't Do It. That's A Slippery, Slippery Slope. If It's The Former, You'll Probably Be Fine Getting Stoned Once In A While Lol #substance
What this one said, Angstrom.
... what is even happening. Is chittr always like this ...? #dashwatching
Yeah, basically.
It swings between pure chaos and the freakiest hornyposting you can fathom and beyond.
That's.... certainly a choice they're making, but far be it from me to judge
… You don’t spend a lot of time on the internet, do you.
You sweet summer child.
Once again this cespool proves that Condesce is the only reasonable person on here.
… Oh. You’re…huh.
What.
I just didn’t expect you. Took me by surprise. Sorry, Jane.
It's fine.
So…do anything interesting? Other than…I assume gratuitous amounts of violence.
Obviously that, the occasional day off I still bake I suppose.
Oh. Cool.
> the slander v1de0s are mak1ng me try and th1nk 0f what 1'd even be slandered f0r. 1'm just k1nd 0f here
Unfortunately, I suspect if I got slandered for anything, it wouldn’t be personal, and I would then find it unfun and disregard the post and the poster.