
Dirk Strider.
@timaeusTestified
23. If you have to ask, then just assume that I’m better at this than you. (PFP credits to Karcutie on tumblr.)

You ever think about the want to be wanted?
How do you mammals deal with shedding constantly? I have vacuumed more thoroughly in the last week than the rest of this year combined.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f5a2e7ade2df.jpg

... I think I hit the time of night where my head starts going sideways.

They're threatening Rankmaid.

My cat walked up to me and just? Sniffed my nose directly?
you have no idea how hard it was to hold in my woofs that whole time.... ._.
pssssst...... anybody at the #outglutmasquerade........ guess who this was!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7538378b7e7.png

One day people will stop characterizing pitch romance entirely by the unhealthy pitch dynamics they see. One day.











