
Dirk Strider.
@timaeusTestified
23. If you have to ask, then just assume that I’m better at this than you. (PFP credits to Karcutie on tumblr.)

Is nothing on fire? Yeah? Good.

Is it safe yet?

Walked in. Glanced at the feed. Considering walking out.

The eternal debate between eating like I’m a Southerner and eating like I’m a city boy. (Fried food versus shitty Americanized chinese.)

I live.

Why are all of you freaking out like people don’t post dick here daily? #nsfw

Man. With no confessions accounts running, how am I going to get my gossip…?

My fucking eyes were hurting while I was trying to sleep.

I should visit Zabrak and throw down sometime.

Fuckass robocat.

Eugh, okay. I think this font is giving me a headache.

What the fuck happened to my chittr.

Well, my ribs got fucked up, but that's okay. I didn't really go as hard as I could've this time.

https://open.spotify.com/track/0S38Oso3I9vpDXcTb7kYt9 [ AUTOMATED POSTING ] #nowplaying

https://open.spotify.com/track/5VwEIEUmwHZpXMHxMHxlJp [ AUTOMATED POSTING ] #nowplaying

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Guess we're testing the idea of a powered bracket now. I finally get to throw hands. #fightnight

John just asked if I’m fucking drunk. Do I smell drunk to you, wind boy? Jesus. Can’t a guy just stumble and slam his shoulder into the wall in peace?

Oh my god.

PINKIE PIE?












