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thanks! that's... something!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g1ad z0me 0f y0u get tt0 n0w direct1y underztand what i mean when i zay my pan iz itchy. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g1ad it iz n0t juzt me. [END MESSAGE]
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Wh✶ 3v3r d✶3s? 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
on coddd thx man
I'm sorry one of us did what.
i've been going through it for half my life. most people can't begin to understand, even the sburb players have trouble with some of it.
[ONLINE - BEGIN MESSAGE] ...thiz unitiz... ... beginning inzta11ati0n... ...thiz unit... ...h0pez t0 zee y0u 1ater... #pazca1zupgradez #he1ming [END MESSAGE - OFFLINE]
*A photo of Angie, sitting on the floor, her dress pooling around her. She looks up at the camera. She's smiling brightly, but clearly has been sobbing. At her feet, the gold collar that's been in all of her photos sits undone.*
you thinK id juZt admit to Zomething liKe that on the internet?
Nødding at my screen in grim resignatiøn.
D--> I.....what time is it.....I can barely breath.....this....this dream bubble is too bright....it was my mistake....I tried diving too deep into the....into the archives....I forgot to turn off....the e%plicit tag....and...and I spelled wholesome into the tag bar....without the most...defining letter....the first onoe...i am leaking...I am leaking and I cannot stop reading....dont.....don't go into archive of our own....I....I'm too lost....save yourselves HHHHHHH #nsfw
but still i am unable t0 be very angry if it were pure n0nsense i w001d m0re easily be able t0 disregard it #dashwatching #cagttl
got fired in a way that im pretty sure violates my contract im not returning the outfit since lord english gave it to me so doc scratch doesnt get a say in that do i change my title too? i think ill just hang out with @archiveAddict for a while its kind of a bummer for this arc to end as abruptly as it did and she always makes me smile
have you ever been so touchstarved you put your right prong on your left cheek and your left prong on your right cheek and close your eyes imagining it is someone else try it right now try it and stroke your thumbs over your cheekbones slowly (tags: The Rankmaid/Prongs, autoflush, archive rating: G)
It's really hard trying t9 stay calm right n9w.
//Hey quick ooc post here, I'd prefer if y'all don't call me "not real" I'm a fictive in a system and shit like that is really hurtful ooc even if you are saying it ic
rec0vered mem0riez t0day inc1uded: - firzt time at her hive. and at the beach. - a fancy event az her um... tr0phy? - getting my firzt p0rtz imp1anted #g0re #b0dyh0rr0r
NOT what I said!!!!! I spent most of the time thinking about my life and my choices.
fuuuck!!!
yEaH ThAt aBoUt mOtHeRfUcKiNg sUmS It uP (o:
A man can dream.
work sucks / because i can't eat while i'm working / and i'm hungry
migth drink or get high in a bit idk #substance
im nawt usualyl a lone drinker, but mothers day is a tough one 2 bear with when ur sober :/ #substance
You merely adopted the #serketposting; I was 8orn in it, molded 8y it.
TH3S3 1NV3ST1G4T1ONS 4R3 NOT GO1NG W3LL. UGH.
No. I'm not doing alright. I am currently rotting.
why woul ppl pity react 2 a pic of my ass :(
This is so fucking humili8ing actually. #nsfw #suggestive
i keep gettin flashbanged by screenshots took on light mode
it used to be a lot easier to believe two different things that conflict the empress made it so simple now i have to work really hard for it!
ok...... i do kind of feel better after? so i guess thats why too tired to feel awful i guess
I wa2 r3al 2ad for a 23c
:[
Oh that2 not for m3 lmao
// if i took a shot for every accidental rechitt ive done, i would have alcohol poisoning #substance
H3llo world, it2 ya boi Tir3d a2 fuck 😎👍
One day it'll be my turn.
z0me 0f y0u are quite attractive #ztrayth0ught - wait n0 n0 n0 n0n0 d0 n0t zen-
2h3 2trogan my off until I b33f
why are obama and hal hatefucking in my comments #nsfw
Chittr Confessional: I blew up the town of Megaton on my first Fallout 3 playthrough. And every subsequent one after that.
ough chittr... i got the munchies sumthin fierce rn..... pray 4 me #substance
Im ju2t built diff3r3nt Incorr3ctly mayb3 But diff3r3nt
http2://i.pinimg.com/736x/2a/cd/1a/2acd1a4578a58d5bb6f3fb1db133b14c.jpg
Yaknow h3 2aid "I am r3claim3r of my nam3" and I r3ally f3lt that
Wh3n in doubt G3t mor3 fuck3d up. #2ub2tanc3
WHEN I BECOME LORDLING EMPEROR OF ALL. I WILL NOT CRACK OPEN MY SERVANTS LIKE OVERRIPE EGGS. AND LET THE GOOEY RESIDuE INSIDE DRIFT INTO MY MOuTH. ME. FIVE DAYS LATER. STARING DOWN AN ESPECIALLY SEAM RIPPABLE CLOVER. HM.
srsly plz practice online virus safety there are genuine SICKOS out there wholl send u ~ATH executables like even sometimes disguised as GAMES n stuff that will straight up blow ur puter 2 shittereens
I've hit a new low. The 10k grubs account blocked me.
I think im a littl3 uptown funk3d up
As Soon As I Leave For A Short Period Of Time Everything Goes To Shit Is There Anything More Poignant Than That (Rhetorical Question)
Oh that was a mistake. https://64.media.tumblr.com/72aedf74a79c054054d7346117443bc4/2f88437ead5557c9-66/s1280x1920/6b0e0dc65137a9648de8b981399a355c46683ace.jpg
Greetings! It has come to my attention that I should probably introduce myself here. I am Jane Crocker! Thus far, not many from Earth F (besides friends of mine in the 8x12) have started using chittr, so I do feel comfortable sharing that I am indeed a/the Maid of Life. I do also work for the Crocker Corp! It was an impromptu acquisition seeing as )(IC is- well- not alive anymore- and someone needed to take over. Everything is kind of a mess still! But I'll figure it out! Eventually...
Ill catch you bro b3t
i hpe the next fuckin thin u make give u food piosionin *poisonin https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/059481030346.jpg
Do not pity my chits about the Striders. It is important to note that I am precisely where I want to be.
but now I cant give a reading! it will be tainted.
F33l2 lik3 a go out and g3t into 2om3 troubl3 kinda night
Isitsowrong to want every highblood to be my matesprit that treats me like a kismesis...
It brings me joy to know I'm not the only Dirk who's Hal decided to pull some shit like this.
oh gogd pls no
bruh im bar3ly on thi2 plan3t rn hopy 2hit #2ub2tanc3
im still AlivE by the way hAhahahA. cant fUckIn wAIt to go hOmE dUdE that sUckEd.
THIS MAY BE THE FIRST TIME. I END uP SEEING PROSPIT? KIND OF FuCKING WISH. IT WOuLD BE uNDER BETTER CIRCuMSTANCES.
MORE. DREAM MOON POSTING: I HAVE NEARLY SuFFERED SEVERAL STAB WOuNDS.
i got th3 2appy mu2ic on again and im out h3r3 #y3arnin 2o hard bro
2hit i rly 2hould 3at 2om3thin but i don wanna g3t up
I should have locked him in the f8cking 8unker when I had the chance.
i'm desperate for positive attention / i don't know why / i just am
Thirst Trap Saturday and all mine are outdated back to when I had two arms.
They culled the dude that ran one of the RP forums I frequent 8ecause he wrote ancestorfic a8out the wrong troll's ancestor LMAO???????? Aspir8ional levels of pettiness. This is hilarious. #violence
I did not 2l33p n3arly 3nough hrk Ri23 n grind...
Oh to b3 a cowtroll 2itting in a dingy 2aloon drinking a whi2ky and li2t3ning to 2ad country mu2ic
Pu2hing that 3xtra lift out on my PR br3ak3r 2o i know that if I 3v3r hav3 a building or 2om3thing h3avy collap23 on m3 and my homi32 that d32pit3 b3ing tir3d, brok3n, and b3at3n I can dig d33p and lift that 2hit to 2av3 th3 p3opl3 I car3 about
I WILL. PROBABLY BE HESITANT ABOuT SLEEPING. TONIGHT.
it is like. an assault to my nostrils. hate it
nerds gummy clusters are weird as fck. they taste gud but the texture is so off-putting... but its not bad enuff 2 deter me from eatin em.... #food
i find that it's best to curl up in the recouprecoon / if you know you're safe for the firebombings / to get it over with faster / also soporslime is a natural rad away / so it's one of the safest spots in your hive
Tri3d to 2ign up for a fight tournam3nt and got told th3y cant find anyon3 to match up with m3 2uff3ring from 2ucc322..
I n33d mor3 p3opl3 to throw parti32 2o I can g3t fuck3d up, go hard and hav3 fun in2t3ad of b3ing a 2ob3r bum who ha2 to k33p thing2 running 2mooth
Lowk3nuin3ly n33d to find a 2ick bar or club or 2om3thing to fr3qu3nt Pr3f3rably on3 with good mu2ic and i2 willing to k33p 2liding m3 drink2 wh3n im b3yond fuck3d up #2ub2tanc3
i wish i had a built in tracker chip in my brain tht when ever i start feeling sad and lonely it would send out an emergency ping and summon my boyfriends to my exact location immediately
A) Dont n33d 2aving. B) Dont your book talk about how 2ad y'all ar3 with your 3mpty a22 hall2 or what3v3r. 2om3thing 2om3thing tinnitu2 and 2hit?
Yaknow 3v3ry tim3 I 233 tho23 nun2 im r3mind3d how glad I am I dodg3d th3 bull3t that i2 th3 clurch
Cmon guy2 I cant ho2t 3v3ry 3v3nt. Wh3r3 th3 parti32 at? Wh3r3 th3 conc3rt2 at? Im dying ov3r h3333r3
flew too close 2 the sun while moddin my stardwew valley n now it wont stop crashin #notepic
hi im awake and im sad and lacking enrichment and im making it ur problem now
guys i don t want 2 die :( #angst
i have been inf0rmed that they w0u1d at 1eazt 1ike me t0 attempt t0 pai1 z0me0ne whi1e i am uninzta11ed. gr0zz. #nzfw
ough... puppy no feel good
I have never been more disappointed to have missed a fight.
Man I r3ally 2houlda got 2om3 2l33p la2tlight Good thing I got all th323 upp3r2 l3t2 go #2ub2tanc3
just found out he called me a bulge tease to the dead version of me i cant do anything fucking right (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
why iz the h0rny fee1ing w0rze 0ut 0f the he1m. what the fuck. #nzfw
I hav3 had 2uch an 3motionally turbul3nt coupl3 of day2.
I have the /worst/ headache.
> 1f there 1s a g0d they must be laugh1ng s0 hard at me g01ng 1n the blender rn (1ll be F1NE 1 just need t0 B1TE PE0PLE 1 swear t0 fuck) 1n 0ther quest10ns, any0ne kn0w 0f any rage r00ms. 1 need t0 let The 1mpulses w1n
OKAY. WELL. GOING TO SARSWAPAGuS. BuT I’M HIDING MY ART. THIS TIME.
ow my hip...
I am developing a relationship with HateBot akin to Stockholm Syndrome.
i have been inf0rmed that i am unab1e t0 fight in fight night az it iz n0 weap0nz. zad.
≈ Hrm. Maybe Ĩ've been isolated for a little too long, actually. Ĩ nearly let slip some embarrassing horseshit. ≈
≈ Once again, Ĩ am not nearly inebriated or vulnerable enough to be talking about my quadrants. Try another time. #substance ≈
≈ Ĩt's hard to be a megalomaniacal despot when the closest thing you have to an enemy is a dorky human with a light-up wand. ≈
≈ For clarification's sake, all the "evil empress" and "iron grip" stuff is an elaborately woven facade. ≈
aaaughhh this is almost too much for me dude
Sailing though a storm system = my hair is going to 8e sooooooooo fucked after this. >::::( #FLARPlife
>-;;;;€ᐷ 𓇼˚࿔ hell@ chittr｡ᐟ｡ᐟ i h@ve survived the f@yg@ incident @nd i @m n@w @nly @ few d@ys @w@y fr@m my destin@ti@n｡ᐟ ⋆˚༄
Ov3r 99 notification2 and I 2till couldnt hit 20k tonight daaamn
zabrak can do nothing but post the corniest jokes of all time and people will be like "hahaaaa you'RE soooo funny zabrak". if i posted that shit there'D be a mob hunting me down through the fucking wilderness
My arch3ology car33r i2 in ruin2..
F33d i2 2o 2looooooooow wak3 up guy2 cmon
Im gonna 2tart doing thing2 for att3ntion again and y'all r3ally dont want that
the lomger im awake the mre i hate myslf #vent
Gettin' shitfaced and stargazin'. Sky's nice and c∫ear tonight. Gonna miss this kinda vie♆.
So Ah've come ta rea∫ize that yeah. He keeps sendin' me some shit he says are "memes"? Some of em are funny Ah guess??? Ah'm most∫y confused.
Ψhat the fuck does this even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/ba08c768d544.png
scrolling fr hours on pinterest and its all jst pictures of hot dudes for miles and miles as far as the eye can see
Shiiiiiiiit, this stuff's making me hear thoughts. Haven't had to deal with this since I was a gru8! #substances
So hard 8eing an empath. #empath #darkfeminism #theyresoloud
my nose kinda stuffy >:( #mildlyinconvenient
nahhh ill b3 fin3 it aint kill3d m3 y3t plu2 3v3n if it did not lik3 ill 2tay d3ad
It stays everywhere. The amount of scrubbing to get it off any surface...
my eye jst started burning so fucking bad oww fuck #violence
that vIolEt AssholE stOlE my fUckIng catch. dOEs that cOUnt as a cOmpletEd #fIshIngfrIdAy or do i hAvE to get AnothEr.
I hat3 it h3r3
Man I gotta wait a whol3 w33k for fight night again? Thi2 i2 bull2hit
words cannot properly articulate the absolute shit show rollercoaster the last couple days hav been for me i need to get SO HIGH tht i turn into a cloud of vapors and float into the upper atmosphere #substance
my body feels like its made of molasses #notgood #badfeeling
i just lost 1600 boonbucks #TheCasino #AlphaBoat
P2: 2orry I di2app3ar3d for lik3, th3 la2t f3w hour2. Had 2om3 2hit to work out
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] I am all put of carcinogenic sticks and I must remain chained to the workstation for another several hours. They never said getting a potential promotion was easy.
Getting downright winded being around so many people at once. The downsides of being asocial. #fightnight
karkat hates my obama bikini
DAVE JUST PUT ON A BIKINI WITH OBAMA ON IT. I'M CONFLICTED.
"= this place. really reminds me. of alternia proper. i miss it, you know, haha. ="
I can't believe I'm thinking of trying to break that apart. #fightnight
chittr plz i just got here dont giev up pn me now </3
...My bad for saying whhhatever hhhad been said tonighhht wasn't thhhat severe. HHHhhhm.
http2://medIIa.tenor.com/3E7aj6opVVK2AAAAM/gato-mII2IIl.gIIf
When I was younger, they'd steal my fish.
I Can No Longer Sleep Because I'm Disturbed By The Current Mental State Of This Cronus.
i forgot that disorders are real and i have symptoms and it's not just a good excuse
STOP PITYING ME I'M NOT PITIFUL!!!!! I'M A NORMAL STRONG BOY ):B
CALL ME THE YEARNER THE WAY I BE...YEA...RNING....FUCK THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!
UGH. I MISS MY HUSBAND.
I'm happy Chittr went down when it did. I was likely to say something homosexual in nature.
still sick as hell, i rly gotta get back in bed gnight chat <3
[I thought a|| the p|aythroughs of Trees Hate You that I watched proper|y prepared me to p|ay it myse|f. I was wrong. I can't stop getting ki||ed by trees. :(]
[The worst thing I've heard ever, I swear while listening to it all I could see was puke greens and dookie brown. Awful. I'm listening to Sleep Token to cleanse.]
Exactly!! Its like every other minute im getting my heart scrunched up and tossed haphazardly into the nearest smoothie blender!! Its odd as all dickens i must say. Hmm... new one? Not sure if im picking up what youre putting down right there old chap!
Um. https://media.tenor.com/xWi_rPkBDcMAAAAM/flying-horse.gif
dont tell me IIt2 another one a you half-VVIIt VVanna be jolly ol englII2hmen cuz IIf you are IIm gonna fIInd my2elf a 2hort plank to VValtz off of.
i fear it may b a necessity cuz this mf is overdue for a fist 2 th face
oh hell no
Landed. Immediately hate ithere.
// Hey for the #chilistrip Urban Exploration I have to postpone it because our gas and water are off, and I can't focus on that for the time being. It'll be postponed for the time being until I can get things IRL sorted out!
chittr ate my post
in startin 2 feel like im cursed
I have been performing in heels all day. The amount of agony a pair of shoes can put one in cannot be overstated. This is less painful than when I died, quite literally.
ive been runnin on 3.5 hours of sleep 4 the entire day now #girlboss
ADHD is oft not diagnosed in woman. I look longingly at my second meal, that I made and then forgot about and then made another seperate meal.
???am preening and prettiest feather fall out??? ???hated unfairly??? ???universe evil???
Ö-> Yöu are nö+ alöne in +he bad habi+ öf över+hinking.
resident evol 2 is way scarier than i thoutfht it would be :( #gayming throught*
I-I do-o no-ot try to-o thi-ink abo-out hi-ighblo-oo-ods o-outsi-ide o-of wo-ork. Because, they are usually the o-ones that need lawyers agai-inst o-other hi-ighblo-oo-ods.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/e4/2b/2fe42b902ad2efe9bdd6151c20433339.jpg i went for a walk today....i'm at my fucking limit
@artificesRecompense You're deranged. What the hell have you been doing to my entire profile. https://chittr.ing/profile/tempestuousTestimonium/b87f5bbf-ac38-4098-a6fc-b8411ea53ec4
Roxy, please. My kull score is so high because of him.
I can't believe you'd side with him. This is mutiny.
its gotta be a little impressive that even as a perpetually glowing thing i manage to have under eye circles that make me look not only haunted but bad
catastrophic lack of sweet treats rn................................
Had to cut off some pieces of an infection. Can't go to urgent care, like Target on Black Magic Friday, there's too many cultists.
>+. MY SITUATIONSHIP DOESN'T WANNA PLAY PONIES WITH ME </3 .+<
my bitchass ran outta weed from eating the fuckers like a kid in willy wonkas chocolate nightmare i dunno if the shops gonna be open when im finally free fuck dude im so fucked #substance
>>| you're doing chittr. nothing special.
me n this particular strider go wayyyyyy back unfortunately
when the trauma dumping makes u lowkey horny n u cant stop thinkin abt having a stainless steel chain wrapped around ur neck n pulled super tight #nsfw #nsfwe #angst #violence
8ored out of my thinkpan and itching to #vaguepost, 8ut we MUST stay strong, ladies. Men........ you're on your own. Good fucking luck.
-^Which one of yo∇ stole the catalytic converter I bo∇ght to replace the one that was stolen. I didn't even have a chance to f∇cking install that one d∇de. Whoever yo∇ are, f∇ck yo∇. F∇ck yo∇.^-
D --> I broke it
NOT BETTER! NOT BETTER AT ALL! TAKE ME BACK! Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Saw something. #theentity Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Why is it exclusively almond water? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
:33< hatched to meow forced to think
Yeah, not a great job for Venats Iriusi I will say. Certainly had better. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS CRAZY. I REGRET MAKING A PROFILE. I’M GOING TO SLEEP, I LEAVE YOU ALL WITH ONE THING: #DONOTCANCELKARKAT THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT FOR 4/13. THE UNBEARABLE JOHNS WOULD SEE CANCELLING ME AS A PRESENT AND I CAN’T HAVE THAT.
I've been at it foor days trying too P Rank these Ultrakill levels and booy dooes it suck -n-"
Good morning chittr and goodbye, I'm off to work.
ThE IdeA Of SomeonE MakiN' OuT WitH Me AnD DegradinG Me. ThaT Won'T HappeN ThO SooooO #nsfw (ish)
How do you even manage to get that many notifications??? actually nvm i think its just a skill issue
Gallop sadly Maplehoof doesnt know what she has left in life.
RESuME BEING A SPECTACLE. FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT.
ovver2lept...... ugh..
every dirk i know is either autistic with anxiety or has a personality disorder and thinking of one with nothing is insane i think i scared myself
yeah see thats what im saying. it is different if i am bothering a well known friend. that being said i am considering filling my captchadeck with those reusable water balloons. i may not be an actual weather god but i will make it rain for a prank!
ii"m gonna 2tart throwwiin briick2 at anyone wwho a22ume2 my hate ii2 not platoniic..
No... Trust me i tried.
h3 hat32 m3 fr now
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( oh globes a grub got into my manga one second )
I FEEL LIKE I STRIPPED OFF EACH AND EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING JUST TO RUN WITH MY BARE ASS FREE IN THE NIGHT AIR AT THE BUSIEST TIME OF NIGHT THROUGH THE CROWDED STREETS OF TROLL LONDON. PLEASE EUTHANIZE ME ON SIGHT IF YOU SEE ME EVEN THINKING ABOUT PULLING THIS KIND OF GAG-INDUCING STUNT AGAIN.
dirk come on man i'm fine really. i mean, yeah, i did spend like 17 years thinking everything was awful and it was my fault but i really mean it that i'm better now.
I’ll try t♥︎ bee here f♥︎r the next ♥︎ne in case :( I’m prettbee f♥︎rgetful m♥︎st ♥︎f the time, but I d♥︎ care ab♥︎ut my friends and such. If y♥︎u ever need anything, my DMs are always ♥︎pen 🥰 especialbee f♥︎r a fell♥︎w Heart player :D
I think you missed my hysterical fit of depression the other night.
i wa2 actually on a roll 3arli3r and th3n 3ridanw33k pick3d back up and 3v3rything w3nt to 2hit again
i cant tak3 it anymor3 dud3
Eridan
wa2 tryiing two clean the hiive2tem when ii hear biiclop2 tell me how HE frew up. that2 my liine you 2hiit iidiiot!!
slept like a rock fuuuck okay four hours of sleep is fine right what isnt fine is this aint my goddamn room i thought i took a cab hive
hes shit with computers so i'll have to 'fix it' for him later but at least i'll have temporarily inconvenienced him ig
-> alright. i've had a bad day, time to #ventpost if you are reinforcing the hemeocaste? fuck you. i don't care if you're a highblood or a low blood, y'all infuriate me.
who was going to warn me how much troll food consisted of grubs. as in, literal *troll babies??!* i think i’d rather starve then eat anything on this planet actually…thanks
I Dont Know Whats Going On Im Holding Grubs
Speaking More Specifically Six Of The Grubs Are Stuck Together And So As Ive Been Working Today Ive Had To Carry Them Around A Single Very Loud Unit
Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled
CHITTR SHADY FACT #36 • “i…really wish i was a human instead of a troll... is it just me? it just feels like they have it so easy.”
my bloodpushers of iron 4 savve got corrupted remember me
man i need a new charger my kid broke it
another me neglected a daughter so if theres any jade children in paradox space ill try to take care of you so you dont need to deal with a bad home life :/
uhhh my dirk does that with his mlp toys i dont think he knows empathy or sympathy yet
man im so sorry
1 4m pos1t1v3ly, 4bsolut3ly, 4nd 1ndub1t4bly cook3d.
does future me have then neglect a child? thats so awful! i would never do something like that :(
Woke up to a panic attack. I suppose that getting hyucked by the horrorterrors or taking my prescription couldn't keep that at bay. I was in such a good streak too. Dare I try to go back to sleep? Should I just wait for later and chug at least one Monster Energy? Edit: Forgot my tags. #nsfw #substances #cw-mentalhealth
yea it was terrible i dont recommend i took psychic and physical damage after
Do you ever first discover a piece of music you enjoy through some manner of Mashup or other form of Shitpost and then you go find the original because you liked it that much but you can’t stop hearing the mashup that led you to it every time you listen?
the one thing i will never drink again is pilk that shit was nasty af
prof322ional alcoholic thank u #2ub2tanc3
fuck i wi2h u2ually i ju2t 2olv3 th3 thinking part with liquor but 2om3tim32 th3 thought2 g3t loud3r than th3 liquor 2o tak3 that a2 you will #2ub2tanc3
i’m glad too. i owe you my life. literally.
-------------------------- beetel does not Understand Why aUtocorrect exists on this platform. it mUst think beetel is bUg. keeps changing to beetle.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა crush is online....hhhh..
the hate reaction really does feel like a strong reaction i always hesitate to push it. i understand why it’s there of course, i just don’t want to push it for something i mildly dislike or disagree with. i’m sure this’ll change with time.
Lmk if I can h3lp out your fri3nd. Any fri3nd of your2 i2 a fri3nd of min3 fa2ho
My Daughter Just Asked Me What Weezer Is And Now I’m Taking Her To The Closest Mediculler I Can To Have Her Internals Looked Over. Hopefully They Do Not Need To Refer Us To A Docterror Im Not Sure My Insurance Will Cover It So They May Have To Take One Of Her Ganderbulbs
a really funny guy?
Who the fuck cometh into a rethtaurant 25 minuteth to clothe? Good for you you piththed a whole crew of people off
Me Vibin Me seeing the Time Fuck!!!
I need to Cook Food now No!!!
Case Update: Just survived an assassination attempt, pages have either disintegrated or floated out to sea. Not the best of developments. Currently very soggy.
why the FUCK does it smell like bleach in this bitch hellll no that hurts my nose >:(
I cant fucking spell
you used a human reference so it wwas a skewwed experiment
// i forgot how beefy this asshole is, he'sa pain to draw.
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no..
everyone KnowZ feeling maKeZ you a maZZive chump, Zorry bud
ouugughrhgh so tired................ think pan so empty.......... mayb i shouId. sIeep. perhaps.
:+> [Is it bad I kinda miss my kismesis even tho he was literally JUST over. Like yea he's annoying as hell but he's kinda fun to hang around with I guess. If you just ignore his bullshit and literally everything else about him.] :+> [I swear they better not fucking see this or I'm gonna voluntarily take a swim in the black depths and never be seen again I do NOT need that embarrassment in my life rn.]
⚠ugh i forgot to t⚠g my previouss chit for poissonss!! ssorry :<
b⚠ck on my world, poissonss were ussu⚠lly ussed for only culling (we were perh⚠pss ⚠ little behind ssome of thesse other ⚠lterni⚠ss), sso it ⚠sstonisshed me to le⚠rn th⚠t they could be ussed in ssuch w⚠yss!
Radiation chamber experimentation canceled. Turns out metal objects inserted into it will cause it to instead become a time bomb
i think maybe i've been reading up on humans too much / my pan is fried
When I thtart thinking the intelligence of humanity and trollkind might be on the up. I uthually remember there are grown athth adultth who pee on electric fenceth...it'th a thmall few I'll admit but even if your friend dareth you....jutht why?
let me check. scientifically? no. emotionally? probably not. legally? ...debatably? physically? yeah, i think so? unless i died earlier without noticing it. that would be inconvenient.
wish i could draw so i could post dirklal ass pics
1 H4V3 B33N ON TH1S W3BS1T3 FOR 4 TOT4L OF 17 GRU3L1NG M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4LR34DY F33L FUCK1NG S1CK TO MY STOM4CH
oh God, what year *is* it?? this damned platform is like a black hole. my guess is... uh. actually i have no clue. at least 15.
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sometimes you talk to someone and you're like "wow they're nice :)" and then you spot them saying some scary shit. typical.
:33< i didnt sorry :((
Oh, you don't know the half of it. I miss her so fucking much.
↑ wouldn't know, you're the f↑rst str↑der ↑'ve met.
I trust your word ))
I'll catch up in the next century or so.
it bounced to under one of my kitchen cabinets so truly i will never see that thang again
I am finally understanding the interwe8s, I will 8e still using troogle to figure this out and learn new human terms and words to 8e more relata8le. I am learning you can do what is called a hashtag or poundsym8al I do not want to pound with the sym8ol. #isthishowthisworks?
I’m allergic t♋️ ♋️ranges and i quite like cherry but I respect it
My hubris knows no bounds.
He doesn't need to see this.
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This does sound counter to my cause, thank you for informing me. Ego sum ira Domini.
ugh thanks for grounding me for once
8ummer!!!!!!!!
He Chitted "why Does It Hurt When I Pail"
unfortunately.
If that changes, I would appreciate more external opinions on my findings. Peer review remains a vital tool in not getting our teeth kicked in by esoteric phenomenon.
I wish that I could say that this was an answer that accounted for the findings. It is not. Our Knight of Void conferred with the squid gods. They seem, by his account, marginally perturbed by the signal. A fact which I find distressing right down to my marrow.
=== FIELD NOTES — ANOMALOUS NETWORK PHENOMENA Subject: chittr.ing — Alternian Social Media Platform Investigator: Zero Tallon // nullrefSegfault [NS] Session: ACTIVE | Sburb Build: [REDACTED PENDING STABILITY] Document Status: ONGOING. DO NOT CITE. DO NOT CONCLUDE ANYTHING FROM THIS. === Entry 001 — Initial Discovery Found it by accident. I was doing a routine sweep of whatever passes for a network stack in this session — mostly looking for anything that might explain why my kernelsprite keeps making that noise — and I got a response I did not ask for. chittr.ing. Alternian TLD. Social media. Microblogging format, standard troll web architecture underneath, which is to say: aggressively over-engineered in the authentication layer and completely held together with string everywhere else. Earth is gone. I watched it go. The internet, as a physical and infrastructural thing, is a disk of expanding debris somewhere behind us in a timeline we have exited. This website loads in approximately 340 milliseconds. I am logging this because it is interesting and also because if I don't write it down I will start to feel things about it, and that is not a productive use of session time. === Entry 004 — First Instrumentation Attempt Methodology: Standard. Packet capture, latency profiling, traceroute, port enumeration. Results of traceroute: The packets go somewhere. This is the most I am able to say with confidence. The hop list is not long. It is not short. It is inconsistent between runs in a way that should not be physically possible even granting significant metaphysical latitude, which I am currently granting enormous amounts of. Every run produces a different topology. Not different in the way a flaky network is different. Different in the way that implies the path itself is a variable rather than a constant. The destination resolves identically every time. The journey is apparently the site of the anomaly and also completely uninformative. Latency: 320–360ms with a standard deviation that would be unremarkable if I had any idea what I was measuring. I do not. Packet loss: 0%. Zero packet loss. To a destination I cannot locate. Across infrastructure that does not exist. I want to be very clear that a 0% packet loss rate under these conditions is significantly more alarming than a 100% packet loss rate would be. A 100% packet loss rate would mean nothing is getting through. Zero packet loss means something is treating this connection as reliable and that something has access to resources I cannot account for. Noted. Moving on. === Entry 007 — Signal Source Analysis Methodology: RF sweep, EM field mapping, attempted correlation with known alchemiter and totem lathe emissions. The connection does not appear to be radio frequency based. It does not appear to be optical. It does not appear to be electrical in any conventional sense, which is notable given that electricity is a thing I understand very well and I would appreciate it if phenomena would have the courtesy to be electrical. I mapped every EM emission in a fifty-meter radius. I found my own equipment, the background hum of session infrastructure, one piece of alchemized hardware that is leaking in the 2.4GHz band because I built it at 3am and I am aware of this problem, and nothing else. There is no antenna. There is no cable. There is no medium I can identify. The signal, if it is a signal, does not attenuate with distance from my terminal. I tested this by moving the terminal. The connection did not change. === Entry 009 — Causal Link Investigation This is where things become philosophically irritating. I am a Mage of Light. I understand, in ways that are both useful and occasionally deeply uncomfortable, something about the nature of information and how it propagates. I have spent a non-trivial amount of time thinking about causality as it applies to our session, to paradox space, to the general structure of a universe that is explicitly a game running on top of something else. I want to be precise about what I mean when I say this connection is non-local and acausal. I do not mean it is fast. Faster-than-light communication is a well-documented impossibility that several civilisations have documented being impossible in their own slightly different ways, and which our session infrastructure cheerfully ignores in several specific contexts. Fast I can work with. Fast is at least gesturing at physics. I mean the connection does not appear to be caused by anything. I cannot find an initiating event. I cannot find a handshake. I cannot find a moment at which this connection was established, because examining the logs produces a connection that has been established for as long as the logs exist, including logs I wrote before I knew the connection existed, which do not mention it, and yet there it is in the raw captures. The connection did not start. It is simply present, retroactively, in a way that suggests either my logging infrastructure is compromised, time is compromised, or the concept of "starting" does not apply here and I should update my assumptions accordingly. I have updated my assumptions. My updated assumptions are that I do not know anything. === Entry 012 — The Users Are From Everywhere This section is less technical and more taxonomic, which I'm logging for completeness. The population of chittr.ing is not from one timeline. This became clear quickly. I have seen trolls posting from sessions that are clearly concurrent with mine, trolls posting from sessions that have canonically ended in documented ways, trolls not in any session whatsoever, humans from Earths that diverged from mine at various points, and at least two entity-classes that I do not have good classification schema for and am currently filing under "other." Critically: they can see my posts. I can see theirs. The latency of social response — the time between my posting something and receiving replies — is consistent with normal human reaction time, which means either there is a very convincing simulation of live social interaction, or there are real entities, from real alternate timelines, receiving my posts in something functionally equivalent to real time. This implies the connection is not just non-local in space. It is non-local in time and timeline index. The practical upshot of this is that chittr.ing is either the most sophisticated piece of social engineering I have ever encountered, or it is a genuinely cross-dimensional social media platform that somehow has better uptime than anything I have ever shipped. I have professional feelings about the second option. I am not going to elaborate on them here. === Entry 015 — Current Instrumentation Status I want to document this explicitly so that future-me, reviewing these notes, understands the full scope of the failure. What I have tried: Packet capture: Produces data. Data is uninformative. Hardware layer analysis: No physical medium identified. EM survey: Nothing. Power draw analysis during connection: No anomalous draw. The connection consumes, as best I can tell, nothing. Attempted interception via MITM proxy: The proxy inserted itself. The proxy captured traffic. The traffic captured made sense syntactically. I cannot determine where the proxy sat relative to the anomaly rather than just sitting in my local stack. Session-layer metaphysics (Mage tools, Light-aspect information tracing): I can find the information. I can confirm it is real information about real things. I cannot trace it to a source. It is as if the information has always been there and is only now being observed. Attempting to not connect and seeing what happens: The connection persists regardless of my intent. Closing the application does not close the connection at the packet level. Disabling the network interface does not close the connection, which should not be possible and yet. What I have not tried: I don't know. That's the problem. I'm running low on methodologies and the thing keeps just working, cheerfully, indifferently, at 340 milliseconds, packet loss zero percent, destination unknown. == Entry 016 — Provisional Conclusions I am writing the word "provisional" in the largest font I can justify and I want that noted. The connection to chittr.ing does not operate on any substrate I can identify. The connection is non-local with respect to space, time, and timeline. The connection predates my awareness of it and possibly predates any action I took that could have initiated it. The connection is stable, reliable, and completely resistant to instrumentation. The website is real. The users are (probably) real. The interactions are (as far as I can determine) genuine. I have no idea why I have access. I have no idea how I have access. I have no idea what "access" means in this context because it implies a granting of permission by some entity and I cannot find that entity. The most technically rigorous conclusion I can draw is that something, somewhere, in some configuration of spacetime I do not have visibility into, decided I should be able to post on Alternian social media, and then made that true in a way that is completely opaque to every diagnostic tool I own. This is the most humbling debugging experience of my life and I've debugged kernelsprites. === Entry 017 — Addendum, Personal I'm leaving this section unlabelled in the index. The Light aspect is, among other things, about information and luck and the revelation of things that were hidden. I am, in theory, supposed to understand something about how knowledge propagates and why some things come to light and others don't. I think the honest reason I can't instrument this connection is not that my tools are insufficient, though they may be. I think it's that the connection isn't hidden. Hidden things can be found. This isn't hidden. It's just present. Constitutively present. The kind of present that doesn't have an opposite. I don't know what to do with that except keep logging. Packet loss remains zero percent. — Z.T. // nullrefSegfault [NS] "if it compiles it ships" — a personal philosophy I have abandoned entirely since beginning this investigation #field-notes #longpost
this is the same for nesben
at my advanced age i am t00 wise t0 wish f0r external validati0n based 0ff 0f my l00ks and thus i shant p0st any s0rt 0f ph0t0gaphs because im shy
d0nt ever try t0 satisfy me i d0nt even kn0w what i want and ill pr0bably get mad at y0u regardless 0f result
Oh..! .... (^ . ^ ❀)
HOSPITAL
ST0P PITYING MY CHITS
Had to walk outside barefoot to find this DoorDash but we prevail.
I went with sausage. Only one of you was right.
CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. IMPORTANT LESSON LEARNED I THINK.
Forced cold turkey for three minutes. #ImDistressed
Just saw chittr closed and it felt like a troll 9/11.x
the power has gone to nesbens head. nesben is becoming an enemy of the state
nesben lives a cursed and hellish existence
nesben has a confession. nesbens last name is not offale. it is vantas. nesben wont be changing shit but it should be known nesben is a paradox genetic descendant of the signless and has been cursed to never die by the powers that be because of nesbens eventual hubris
woodworm moment, cool cool. maybe termite. i like termites though theyre little freaks, just like you B]
> 1 h0pe t0 just rema1n seated 1n my c0rner w1th my funny l1ngu1st1csp0st1ng wh1le that 0ccurs
...... :'(
