Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
Fictive in a system. Possibly a Host? Stoner. Collectively known as K9 or Hound. DM's open ig I'm bored. "Ladies and Gentleman, introducing..the Chocolate Starfish! And the hotdog flavored water."
every day the desire to change my name and no longer associate with dirk strider as a collective seems more and more alluring. a man can only take so much shamelessness from alternate versions of himself before it taints his good fucking name. man.
itd be a fucking mercy.
chittr, i hardly know her! is that anything? hi, i am john. i played a game and it sucked so much ass that nobody has one anymore. i am seeing that this site is some kind of portal to the infinite parallel realities of paradox space, which is pretty crazy if you think about it. it's kind of similar to those little bubbles loaded with stream-of-consciousness gibberish that would pop up all over the place when we would go to sleep and hang out with dead people. does anybody remember that? shoot, i guess that some of you are currently experiencing that. sorry if you're dead and tired of hearing about those goofy bubble things. anyway, my friend/mom/nanna/fellow-god-of-earth @gutsyGumshoe basically demanded i make an account here or she would mercilessly beat me with an oversized spoon, so here i am. i will try to keep up with posting so long as i have the energy for it.
I played a game that killed me and all I got was this shitty t-shirt.
I will do ANYTHING to win an internet argument. Never doubt me again, motherfuckers.
Ngl when people hate, pity or mediate my posts I get very confused. What's the intention..what's the play here..It always makes me giggle though. I'll never be caught dead taking ts seriously while I'm over here giggling and kicking my feet.
.get reacted on ,fuckeR
The most confusing reaction of them all. Got me hot and bothered over here wondering what your intention is./j #joking #suggestive
lotta good girls out and about right nowv, huh? ;) #suggestivwe
wvell yeah, im #notgay
what should i do today...
WHY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME WHEN I COULD JUST JACK OFF WHILE READING SMUT BOOKS. #NSFW
(\_/) heeeey cuties, what kinda night we havin'? (\_/)
Long ass gif fail message.
ordered my favourite pizza hawaiian with cocaine #substance #substance
did you learn nothing from the dare program
Don't you know people wear D.A.R.E shirts ironically? Drugs are cool again. #substances
shit i can fix that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2d9f0e2c521.jpg #substance
https://open.spotify.com/track/2rtGaCAeYtmcIvuZsvgTf6?si=c136f175da1c43d9 #nowlistening #automated
Y0u guys watch anime?