♠ hated by @timestopGridlock
they're all so pathetic.
I'm gonna fuck him stupider than he already is. Somehow.
what if instead of posting our names we all posted about how much we like and appreciate john egbert.
john egbert

==> ask from some dude named dave: if you me and @timestopGridlock were all worms who do you think would get sacrificed to a bird first. or like, a really hungry fish. ==> pretty sure i would be the least meaty of worms in this trio so probably gridlock dude looks mighty tasty

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on him? My toe sis.
Jealousy is a pretty look on him.
there are so many that you could chose from and you just so happen to pick mine. how hard is it to go pawing at the door of another one and hope he takes pity on you enough to stick his dick in you a couple times?? i am not sharing.
And yet nothing is actually occurring. Funny how that works.
god forbid a man nap.
Being called creepy gets me off. For some reason. Think I just like the idea of making people uncomfortable.
3 Daves in my messages. It really /is/ that easy. Lol.
In this state? I doubt it. I'd like to see you try, though. Would be real funny.
@timestopGridlock jus cause its anonymous doesnt mean u should be lyin
ayo bottoms, this ones for you like this post. dw no one can c ;o)

Based on your current typing capabilities, perhaps not. However, who am I to judge? When I will be partaking of much the same kind of activities later too. That is to say, have fun, drunk some water.
youre one to talk lil man. im not the one drunk posting about my bro.
you probably wish i did.
damn right i dont. i didnt raise a coward.
this is embarrassing.

who's online and in the mood for getting pregnant? :P #nsfw

:33 < theres nothing wrong with some platonic furriendliness dave!!

:33 < i like spamming dave's with diamonds when they complain ameowt it mewr welcome

-=[daddy soop ....._☺]=-

B33 < its nyalso a mewnifursal cawnstant fur daves to say some shit like this 20 minutes befur getting owned someow

Sometimes when I'm home alone I like to go into the garden, cover myself in dirt, and pretend I'm a carrot.





