♦ pitied by @tipsyGnostalgic
For The Record I Have Not Spent Three Hours In This Fast Food Establishment Waiting For Their Breakfast Menu To End I Have Been Out On The Town I Think Is The Phrase
Sorry to inform you, its always #yearninghours im afraid 😔
In Completely Unrelated News Oh My God I Was Not Prepared For The Sugar Content Of These Human Drinks
Good Luck In Pailing Season For Everyone I Suppose Yeah Nothing Else To Me Said But Just In Case You Need Help I Am Pretty Much Free #Nsfw #Suggestive
(=^‥^) < HA PURRLING SEASON YEAH UHHHHMMM. . . . . . . . . . YEAH!!!!!!!!! MEW GUESS DAT WAS L33SS TOO MUCH THAN MY PURREVIOUS POST????????? OK I N33D ASSISTANCE #NSFW
most people are asleep right now so no one's gonna hear me say that i use rose's panties to goon #nsfw
X My bad big dawg, I have a patchwork quilt in place of a memory x
i t)(ink t)(at was definitely a t)(reat…… ——E——?? 38X
Shutting down...
Forgive Me For Being So Crude But As The Goddess Of Motherhood I Really Do Not Get Pailed Nearly Enough It Is Frustrating #nsfw
it is also not a very good idea to drink coffee
Currently In Need Of Someone I Guess The Needy Moment Has Hit Me Once Again So Yeah This Is Some Sort Of Invitation #Nsfw #Suggestive
OH GOT 1T H1T TH3 S3COND TOW3R 4R4D14 G3T DOWN
You Know The Worst Part Of Vague Posting Is When The Intended Audience Doesn't See The Post.
h4v1n tw0 bulg3s 1s cr4zy s0m3t1m3s l1k3 wh1ch h4nd d0 1 us3???? 1’m h0ld1ng b0th bulg3s l1k3 1’m 4 p1l0t 1n th3 c0ckp1t. #nsfw #1mh1gh #subst4nc3
Terezi What Im Trying To Say Here Is That Im Completely Horny Right Now And Need Help To Deal With That I Dont Think I Can Understand This Logic Of Yours Right Now #Nsfw #Suggestive
jeez. okay!!!!!
not really no
it happens
[jade is listening to:] ===> https://open.spotify.com/track/7ynf9yjeo5jxue3jebgnyc?si=xmtetbfjrimbxqd10opega
hangover :|
this weed is giving me existential dread! :( #substance
i wish!!! my crashout would have been much yummier lol
stop / stop / stop / stop / I don't want your pity / I don't want it / positivity isn't going to help with this / it never does / just let me scream into the void / and not get people telling me / that it'll be alright / when it never is
vwhy are my chits gettin pitied and mediated? #wvagueposting
my tummy hurty
...... no
why does god (me) send their toughest battle (stomachache from something i ate) to their strongest soldiers (also me)
Laying in bed naked, yet again. I really need to come up with a better usage of my time, hoo hoo. #nsfw
I WANNA FUCK CRONUS SO BAD. (No you don't.) #nsfw
I know I'm still complaining about it though, it doesn't happen to often but uggggh when it does
Being part dog comes with plenty of good like better smell hearing fur on most your body But it sucks because it means I go into heat like a dog and it's ten times worse. ("-ࡇ-) #nsfw
(=TωT=) < MEW RIGHT H3R3 N33DS ATT3NTION SO SO BAD YOU GOT NO CLUE HOW MUCH I’M CRAVIN IT #NSFW
(=TωT=) < HOW DOES TONGUE OF TH3 HOMI3S TU3SDAY WORK……… IF U DONT HAV3 ANY HOMI3S????????? IF ANYONE WANNA COM3 OV3R AND B3 MY HOMI3 #tonguethehomiestuesday #nsfw
☆~𖦹 Please stop overestimating your own ability "handle all that". I was going to give a sphere job to someone the other day who swore they were ready for my size. One second I'm putting my chest down onto a hard bulge and the next I'm rushing them to the hospital :( #nsfw 𖦹~☆
(=TωT=) < H33Y… SO QUIET H3R3… IF ANYONE WANTS TO COME AND CHAT #JUST SAYING
“you are loved!” i am rotten. #sleepdeprived
i want cuddles :/
Missing Wife Hours #wifeposting
since im glubshitting today, here's a fun ooc fact. Im rping her on my computer. anytime I use an emoji as her (which is every Fucking Message) I have to go look up "smiling emoji" or "hand over mouth" emoji in another tab. Torture. but its ok cause im having fun playing her today 🤤
Mhm I mean I do like it mostly! But chocolate tasted so good :|
But I can't :(
(( tfw a character who would be PERFECT for you has u blocked and u dont know if its cuz mun doesnt like the character or if they blocked u with a different character cuz ic blocking is broken rn but u cant just message them on another char to ask cuz rhats creepy but man ;-;
My a8lution 8lock suffered immensely in yesterday's poor pipe8om8 attack and I only just remem8ered when I went to go get ready for the day. ::::P Oh well! I can just cull my neigh8or and take his.
bark....... it is really frustrating having my whole headspace change every couple of hours.... does anybody else deal with this? woof?
Twenty Five Minutes Without Wife I'm Going Cull Myself #wifeposting