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DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
I'm putting up an icon of Saint Eridan in my home like a good Catholic.
My hair 8anana stores everything. Everything. If I lose it I’ll die!!!!!!!! Do you want me to die!!!!!!!!
Ma’am This Is A Troll Wendys Drive Through
If you say no homo, you're a coward. Fuck that. Full homo.

Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.

Classic #strider antics. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5bcef2ecc57f.png
Eventually you will all have baboon uterus' in you.
That's It, I've Had Enough. You're All Going To The Torture Nexus.............
>> Gonna make ડome food and actua11y eat ડometh¡ng for a change Very coo1 of me actua11y ¡ wou1d encourage you to try do¡ng the ડame 😎
har har. hardy har har. ii laughed 2o hard ii puncTTured a lung.
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c< it is absOlutely a better experieNce iN pHysical, iN fact, i Have a HardcOver cOpy! ONe Of My favOrite bOOKs i OwN! >c
c< its abOut a HOuse tHat is.... effectively alive? aNd is alsO really deadset ON fucKiNg witH peOple >c
c< agaiN, i Hard recOMMeNd HOuse Of leaves, but ill see wHat i caN dO 4 yOu abOut JttW >c
REALLY? IS THAT THE NAME OF THE BOOK OR SERIES?
ALREADY READ LORD OF THE RINGS BECAUSE JOHN WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. BUT THANKS ANYWAYS.
Trying to cook by frying things with my electrokinesis was a bad idea. Now I just have poorly cooked meat and a mindache.
IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO READS ACTUAL BOOKS? IF SO WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST TO ME? I’M BORED OUT OF MY MIND AND I’M READING THROUGH ALL MY OLD BOOKS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. I WANT SOMETHING ELSE TO DO THAT WON’T DRIVE ME CRAZY.

















