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Diamonds Dave ♦️

@turntechGirlhead

my girl bites

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1989Kull Score: 121264 followers94 following
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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Tipsy (on life and tequila). AMA, I will seek your fortune. #substance

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whats in store for me

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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

🃏 Flip your first card.

ok and whats this guys deal whys he so pensive https://i.ibb.co/zrpfxzn2/img-2213.jpg

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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

This little man is trying to guide you through the first leap. You have survived through comfort, manufactured stability led the course. It is time to take steps outwards and onwards, reach out and grasp the difficult truth.

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yikes #notdoingthat

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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Pity, my revelations remain unheeded. A waste of talent. Next card.

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sorry casandra but that shit sound like #notmybusiness

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https://i.ibb.co/rkffwmcj/img-2216.jpg

heres round three. after this i will announce our winners. name this wizard. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/df/ce/33/dfce334ef5c6bb71dc2d3abb6eda20ac.jpg

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kyle the great and unknowable

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Also again bc it got buried: What the FUCK does Meat and Candy mean????????????

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she meat on my candy till i epilogue

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

One of the features implemented in my processing system during the initial software updates was a Nutrition Analysis Platform (NPA). My hands are able to weigh ingredients down to the precise grams-- accurate up to the Hundred-Thousandths place, giving the most precise caloric information known to any species in existence. My artificial retinas are able to scan meals and give information regarding macros, sodium levels, or any other part of the food pyramid one may be interested in. When I say I am making #ASandwich, duly note that it is the best fucking sandwich in the history of meta-space. #IDontEatThough #Notnecessary

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does it taste good or like shit though

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I wouldn't know, I don't have tastebuds.

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hrm

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

What do you think, Dave? It's the fucking best thing ever.

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i dunno bro you ate fish for 16 years

wow, its finally happened, im a REAL #mafiaprincess.... its fuckin OVER for yall

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hey mafia mama

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heyyyyyyyyy~ do i need to show u how to shoot or is the katana like. sufficiently anime gangster do you think

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damn didnt even think that far strap me up i gotta go old school

ate a fish sandwich it was #fine

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#fin

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@misterSeven[MS]

all diamonds droogs s7ay 7he fuck away from me

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what about me

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@misterSeven[MS]

i will give you a fucking concussion with a s7ick of me7al

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@misterSeven[MS]

some kind of … bar maybe

#helpwanted #employmentopportunity looking for someone to react to all my untouched chitts because having some ignored posts is putting a big damp on #mybrand contractors only my rate is 7 billion boonbux a minute

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@terribleTutelary[TT]

I'm more than happy to help brand you.

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@arseniccatnip#2068 2068 youre hired

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CRINGE.

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with what

a gals gotta do what a gals gotta do

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@terribleTutelary[TT]

Have you ever seen the wonderful film Jackass 2

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One of my favorite films. You have great taste.

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@terribleTutelary[TT]

Thank you Kojima-sama.

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more like jack off

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

She's making me a #sandwich.

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rose honey if youre seeing this we gotta get you the fuck outta there

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
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Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
@turntechGodhead[TG]

hes built you a metal prison to house your soul to enact patriarchy ideals on you like "go make me a sandwich you stupid bitch"

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youd think hes new to this sexism thing the way hes not even being creative with it

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