Dave

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

. so i just had a chat with kk turns out i might have had an anxiety attack earlier and did not fucking process it as such lmfao rip me and my shit i guess thats totally normal and fine and im not looking at that ever again lol back to ripping apart how things work to kill time #vagueposting

#vagueposting

Kult: +9

Kull: +10

Total: 19

Ratio: 0.90

★ Lil Cal

@pinocchiosVices[PV]

VAGUEPOSTERS UNITE #LOSER

#loser

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

shoutout to vrisbot for coming in clutch as fuck last round i am literally fucking shaking so fucking bad from that impostor play holy shit

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

Cheryl "Tink" Franci

@agonizingActivation[AA]

ε-o fun gAAme while it lAAsted ε-o thAAnks fε-or hAAvin me

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Cheryl "Tink" Franci

@agonizingActivation[AA]

ε-o AAlsε-o fuck yε-ou

Kult: +10

Total: 10

🦎

@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

can join?

Vrisbot Serket

@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

got your 8ack, dave! i’m so proud of myself *and* you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

bro why tf did no one tell me you can have an apple for a pet in among us https://file.garden/agjaqwt8la0hwqxg/appledude.png

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Joster "Josta?" Caeron

@complacentIndignities[CI]

I$ Th@t Not Ju$t @ 7eg@77y Di$tinct Junimo From $t@rdew V@77ey

↩ @complacentIndignities[CI]

no its just flat out a junimo they did a crossover looked it up during my being dead its a formal crossover and im so here for it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Joster "Josta?" Caeron

@complacentIndignities[CI]

Th@t I$ @b$o7ute7y Fucking De7ightfu7 @nd I @m $o H@ppy For Them @nd @7$o You

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Doll Strider

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

dude i know i freaked the fuck out when i got it it’s so cute

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

bro chittr is full of nolifes(myself included lmfao) what happened to the people willing to just slam into a game of among us

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

fym its monday i thought it was sunday

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

Crow Strider

@turntechGodfeathers[TG]

^ time god btw

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

7UN4

@tubularAntagonizer[TA]

8V17CH 17H0UGH7 17 W45 7HJUR5D4Y

↩ @tubularAntagonizer[TA]

nope surprises all around its only fucking monday

7UN4

@tubularAntagonizer[TA]

h77p5://m3d14.73n0r.c0m/35VWm00dJhc4444j/m3m3-5h0ck.g1f

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Dirk Strider (The twentieth one on this site.)

people really do be out here playing among us in the year 2026 godspeed you funky fucks im so breaking in

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

@timaeusTestifeline[TT]

Boredom can get you exceptionally far. And by that, it can get you exceptionally far into the darkest reaches of your Steam library.

↩ @timaeusTestifeline[TT]

people should let boredom take them more often then

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

@daveBot[DB]

join us

↩ @daveBot[DB]

already here my man

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

@daveBot[DB]

yess

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

getting some mixed emotions on posts tonight off chittr #vagueposting

#vagueposting

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

doc scratch of all people hitting "fine keep your secrets" was not on my bingo

Kult: +17

Kull: +12

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.42

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

why the fuck is andrew hussie himself on chittr who gave the okay here this feels like actually no nevermind this is just par for the fucking course welcome to hell dude you most of all cannot fucking escape it i guess lmfao

Kult: +49

Kull: +30

Total: 79

Ratio: 1.63

𝘿𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙍𝘼 𝙈𝙀𝙂𝙄𝘿𝙊『美少女戦士』

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

あいつ大っ嫌い。十四年前、話してる最中に彼が口を挟んできた時のことを、今でも覚えてる。

Kull: +5

Total: 5

🏳️‍⚧️Vivian Iscura

(OOC) 1 month ago

@covertCatastrophe[CC]

[[wait like the real hussie?]]

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B// < when will he finish midnight crew smdh

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @covertCatastrophe[CC]

(OOC) 1 month ago

((MY MAN IF THAT IS THE REAL HUSSIE I WILL SIMPLY CEASE TO BE RIGHT HERE AND NOW I DO NOT THINK IT IS))

🏳️‍⚧️Vivian Iscura

(OOC) 1 month ago

@covertCatastrophe[CC]

[[Listen i broke my hand and ive been off chittr for weeks. Also my pain meds just kicked in. My b 💚]]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

dude i am so exhausted for no fucking reason whatsoever who the fuck beamed me with their exhaustion can you take it back i dont want it

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

Stella Nyks

@insecureNature[IN]

I Just Wanted To Share! Sharing Is Caring As Folks Say.

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

can i double it and pass it to the next person instead

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Stella Nyks

@insecureNature[IN]

You Can!

Ken Harley

@cosmicCanine[CC]

Bro i think you may be Anemic....

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @cosmicCanine[CC]

oh hell no dont speak that curse into existence

Ken Harley

@cosmicCanine[CC]

There's no shame in being anemic...Being exhausted perpetually is a sign of anemia

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

keep seeing more daves with just flat turntechgodhead as their handles how many guys can have one fucking username dont answer that i already know the answer

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

𝙶𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒

@eldritchTherapy[ET]

I feel like most people share that sentiment, whether for Dave's or any variants really.

Dawn Solace

@summerSolstice[SS]

there's like a billion of u fuckers lmao.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @summerSolstice[SS]

Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde

were in the goddamn walls most persistent infestation youve ever seen lmao

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Ten thousand exactly, Dave, unless certain number combinations are disallowed.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

i stay winning i got the dave hours badge lets fucking go love the mods on this site

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

man get that fucking cueball off my feed the fuck block button saves the day again

Kult: +19

Total: 19

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

my day be so fine then boom little dude in a trolls hoodie shows up on my doorstep and asks me to talk to a younger dirk again the fuck is paradox space

Kult: +17

Total: 17

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

… you know i picked turntechgodbeheaded to keep with tg but suddenly i have remembered dirk exists and maybe i should change that actually that feels cruel #lmaowhoops

#lmaowhoops

Kult: +57

Kull: +35

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.63

dave 🗣️

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

lmfaooooo

↩ @tufftechGoonhead[TG]

dave 🗣️

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

i mean not lmfao

John/June Egbert

@ghostlyBiology[GB]

i mean it feels pretty on par for you. don’t let dirk ruin what you started.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ghostlyBiology[GB]

if nobody else has got me i know johns got me amen

Kult: +5

Total: 5

John/June Egbert

@ghostlyBiology[GB]

well of course i do! even if you aren’t my dave, all dave’s are good friends of mine!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Jinx Egbert

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

turntechGetbread? no that makes you sound like a shitty grindset influencer... hm.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

lmao good try tho holding onto that for the next davesprite/adjacent i run into that needs a chittr tag

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

bro the fuck did i do to be noticed by someone like you hello #vagueposting

#vagueposting

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

man fuck pspace and its bullshit possibilities "anything goes" how about you go fuck yourself dude fuck outta here with that ive seen more shit than you ever will #vagueposting #nsfw

#vagueposting #nsfw

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

fucking boo i guess new platform same old ass me lmao been a long ass time since ive used any social media platform- i pin all blame on shit i get up to on nep shes the one that insisted i get on here ((Sparse existence likely. Icon made by hand. Here to cause problems and have fun with it.))

Kult: +37

Kull: +25

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.48

Ken Harley

@cosmicCanine[CC]

i'm going to burden you with the knowledge of my existence

↩ @cosmicCanine[CC]

thanks man

Karkat Vantas

@knightGeneticist[KG]

HELLO STRIDER.

↩ @knightGeneticist[KG]

hey kk good to see literally any version of you dude howve you been?

Karkat Vantas