Dave
@turntechGodbeheaded
yet another fucking strider for the pile jesus christ he/him | way older than 15 sweeps but i havent kept count for eons | fuck else am i supposed to put here? | open to classpect help ig
lobby open again lets mong us BWLWRG
go join this lobby its home to some wild ass clutches
bro why tf did no one tell me you can have an apple for a pet in among us https://file.garden/agjaqwt8la0hwqxg/appledude.png
I$ Th@t Not Ju$t @ 7eg@77y Di$tinct Junimo From $t@rdew V@77ey
no its just flat out a junimo they did a crossover looked it up during my being dead its a formal crossover and im so here for it
fym its monday i thought it was sunday
people really do be out here playing among us in the year 2026 godspeed you funky fucks im so breaking in
Boredom can get you exceptionally far. And by that, it can get you exceptionally far into the darkest reaches of your Steam library.
join us
Guess I’m a les8ian now!
fuck you mean "now" girl i thought this was long since established
why the fuck is andrew hussie himself on chittr who gave the okay here this feels like actually no nevermind this is just par for the fucking course welcome to hell dude you most of all cannot fucking escape it i guess lmfao
((MY MAN IF THAT IS THE REAL HUSSIE I WILL SIMPLY CEASE TO BE RIGHT HERE AND NOW I DO NOT THINK IT IS))
this seas0nal shit doesn't c0ncern me but it is an excuse two curse the humans with kn0wledge about their universe which sh0uld have been ours: y0u ever wonder why y0u humans have such an unceasing drive two place chairs 0r leave space conspicu0usly viewing the bed? especially in liminal resting stations? thats where the imperial dr0ne goes. #nsfw #suggestive
the imperial drone inventing the cuck chair was not on my bingo card but you know what sure why the fuck not
dude i am so exhausted for no fucking reason whatsoever who the fuck beamed me with their exhaustion can you take it back i dont want it
Bro i think you may be Anemic....
keep seeing more daves with just flat turntechgodhead as their handles how many guys can have one fucking username dont answer that i already know the answer
there's like a billion of u fuckers lmao.
꒰noticing some people who bear the curse arent excited to bear it <:/ #vagueposting꒱
lmfao???? bro tf did you do??
i think im just gonna keep chitting about how cool my badge is like i could go the rest of my life without another badge this one is the beez neez
dude holy fuck im almost jealous thats literally the best fucking badge ive ever seen
ok thats it. every dave on here better tell me if you need food or not. i will make all of you food and get it out to you in any way i need to.
shit man is it really that bad?? fuck it ill toss my hat in the ring too and round up food for you to pass out to ease up the workload if i can
yeah i’ve seen like 3 dave’s so far who were complaining g about food being to low or their bros not getting food to bring home.. not all of them need it but some are at the point of suggesting dangerous stuff and i just can’t sit back and do nothing about it.
ever the saint you are my man you ever need a hand just say the fucking word and i will find a way out there
… you know i picked turntechgodbeheaded to keep with tg but suddenly i have remembered dirk exists and maybe i should change that actually that feels cruel #lmaowhoops
i mean it feels pretty on par for you. don’t let dirk ruin what you started.
turntechGetbread? no that makes you sound like a shitty grindset influencer... hm.
lmao good try tho holding onto that for the next davesprite/adjacent i run into that needs a chittr tag
i made john lose The Game and got beat up
man fuck you i havent lost that shit in like 3 centuries
i think every once in awhile, a rage room is necessary.