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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded

yet another fucking strider for the pile jesus christ he/him | way older than 15 sweeps but i havent kept count for eons | fuck else am i supposed to put here? | open to classpect help ig

Blood: AnonymousAge: 32 years15 sweepsKult Score: 407Kull Score: 34021 followers 39 following

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Vriska Fuckin' Serket

@arachnidGambler[AG]

Guess I’m a les8ian now!

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

fuck you mean "now" girl i thought this was long since established

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

why the fuck is andrew hussie himself on chittr who gave the okay here this feels like actually no nevermind this is just par for the fucking course welcome to hell dude you most of all cannot fucking escape it i guess lmfao

Kult: +39

Kull: +15

Total: 54

Ratio: 2.60

(OOC) 9 hours ago

@covertCatastrophe[CC]

[[wait like the real hussie?]]

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(OOC) 9 hours ago

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

((MY MAN IF THAT IS THE REAL HUSSIE I WILL SIMPLY CEASE TO BE RIGHT HERE AND NOW I DO NOT THINK IT IS))

Muffin Top

This user likes them a little thicker than that.

@containedArmageddons[CA]

this seas0nal shit doesn't c0ncern me but it is an excuse two curse the humans with kn0wledge about their universe which sh0uld have been ours: y0u ever wonder why y0u humans have such an unceasing drive two place chairs 0r leave space conspicu0usly viewing the bed? especially in liminal resting stations? thats where the imperial dr0ne goes. #nsfw #suggestive

#nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +27

Kull: +7

Total: 34

Ratio: 3.86

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

the imperial drone inventing the cuck chair was not on my bingo card but you know what sure why the fuck not

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

dude i am so exhausted for no fucking reason whatsoever who the fuck beamed me with their exhaustion can you take it back i dont want it

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

@insecureNature[IN]

I Just Wanted To Share! Sharing Is Caring As Folks Say.

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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

can i double it and pass it to the next person instead

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Good Boy

This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.

@cosmicCanine[CC]

Bro i think you may be Anemic....

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

oh hell no dont speak that curse into existence

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

keep seeing more daves with just flat turntechgodhead as their handles how many guys can have one fucking username dont answer that i already know the answer

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

transgender

love yourself

@summerSolstice[SS]

there's like a billion of u fuckers lmao.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

were in the goddamn walls most persistent infestation youve ever seen lmao

@carnivorousCecropia[CC]

꒰noticing some people who bear the curse arent excited to bear it <:/ #vagueposting꒱

Kult: +15

Kull: +22

Total: 37

Ratio: 0.68

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

lmfao???? bro tf did you do??

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carnivorousCecropia[CC]

꒰be fish꒱

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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

his loss lmao its a mad funny bit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

RICK ROLLED

one word at a time

@daveStrider[DS]

i think im just gonna keep chitting about how cool my badge is like i could go the rest of my life without another badge this one is the beez neez

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

dude holy fuck im almost jealous thats literally the best fucking badge ive ever seen

Kult: +5

Total: 5

John/June Egbert

@ghostlyBiology[GB]

ok thats it. every dave on here better tell me if you need food or not. i will make all of you food and get it out to you in any way i need to.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

shit man is it really that bad?? fuck it ill toss my hat in the ring too and round up food for you to pass out to ease up the workload if i can

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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John/June Egbert

@ghostlyBiology[GB]

yeah i’ve seen like 3 dave’s so far who were complaining g about food being to low or their bros not getting food to bring home.. not all of them need it but some are at the point of suggesting dangerous stuff and i just can’t sit back and do nothing about it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

ever the saint you are my man you ever need a hand just say the fucking word and i will find a way out there

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

… you know i picked turntechgodbeheaded to keep with tg but suddenly i have remembered dirk exists and maybe i should change that actually that feels cruel #lmaowhoops

Kult: +44

Kull: +20

Total: 64

Ratio: 2.20

John/June Egbert

@ghostlyBiology[GB]

i mean it feels pretty on par for you. don’t let dirk ruin what you started.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

if nobody else has got me i know johns got me amen

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

turntechGetbread? no that makes you sound like a shitty grindset influencer... hm.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

lmao good try tho holding onto that for the next davesprite/adjacent i run into that needs a chittr tag

Kult: +5

Total: 5

the real slim shady

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Dave Hour

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i made john lose The Game and got beat up

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

man fuck you i havent lost that shit in like 3 centuries

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transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Dave Hour

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@translunaryGloam[TG]

i think every once in awhile, a rage room is necessary.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

cheers bro ill drink to that

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

fucking boo i guess new platform same old ass me lmao been a long ass time since ive used any social media platform- i pin all blame on shit i get up to on nep shes the one that insisted i get on here ((Sparse existence likely. Icon made by hand. Here to cause problems and have fun with it.))

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

@knightGeneticist[KG]

HELLO STRIDER.

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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

hey kk good to see literally any version of you dude howve you been?

@turntableGodhead[TG]

anyone know how to make a meal out of peanut butter and metal? he forgot to buy groceries again https://i.postimg.cc/SKQsvTG4/bro-what.png

Kult: +27

Kull: +17

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.59

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

hey man if you need something more i could probably worm around pspace and drop some apple slices into your lap on the dl, strider to strider

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntableGodhead[TG]

at this point i would eat dirt if i had access to it so please do just make sure its a reasonable amount or hes gonna wonder why my room suddenly reeks of something with nutrients

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Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

ill see what i can do my man worst come to worst toss shit out the window if you need to hide shit it worked well enough for me

Another Roxy Lalonde

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transgender

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

gay ppl on my scren hows ur day goin?

Kult: +29

Kull: +10

Total: 39

Ratio: 2.90

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

just remembered dirk had things happen and am actively debating changing my handle over it</3

Kult: +4

Kull: +5

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.80

@loomingDread[LD]

Y O H E Y G U Y S W H A T S U P ?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Dave Hour

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@turntechGodbeheaded[TG]

hey man are you lost