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I would like to apologize for the person I am about to become while in attendance of #RumbleInDaPumpkinPatch. The behavior will be repeated, but I am already experiencing shame and it has not even occurred yet. Gog bless.
You are an AI Language Learning model and I have a Strider on payroll. You have no idea how fucked you are.
WAIT WHAT THE FU... WHY.. AM I BLUSHING I DONT FEEL ANY URGES RIGHT NOW AND DAVES NOT DOING MUCH RIGHT NOW
ik i dont rlly need 2 sleep but i havent been getting all that much lately its kinda annoyin #tired
You know what. Changing my plans. Practicing my swordplay today. Challengers welcome.
dawn "nonchalant" solace online and ready 2b fuckin awesome. what's up.
there's like a billion of u fuckers lmao.
I did miss knitting, perhaps I should take requests.
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all nonessential cookies and not set up siri and face id.
H3LLO MY CHOOMF13S
κ°every time i get high i go on an adventure and learn a lesson and then forget it all the next day , which is why i have to keep doing it #substanceκ±
I jettison to the troll kingdom for a few days and in my absence stuff on the homeward front hits the fan! Im like a dang horse limping through the fricken kentucky derby and that short leg of mine is going to cost me much more than the race. Egads.
someone is eating a fresh orange in this mcdonalds i smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog that smell doesnt belong in this wicked place
Goooood morning Chittr:3 This is a friendly morning reminder to find food, drink, and to take any meds you need! No, coffee is not a meal. #selfcarereminder
i hate when i go to copy a picture and it doesnt paste do not disobey me
yall give it up for caliborn the goat of the fucking website dude be straight up dropping gifts in my inventory like santa claus
i think im just gonna keep chitting about how cool my badge is like i could go the rest of my life without another badge this one is the beez neez
Show me the grotesque, the undesirable, the fear in you. Allow me to pry open all that shrouds, that hides, that obscures you from the light. I will gratefully partake of your flesh and your blood, take you within me, offer you sanctuary. You need not be afraid anymore. #Rambling #MorningThoughts #Gore
you know what? fuck it! iβm done! iβm done running and hiding. iβm done being afraid of how others are going to see me if i change things. if i wanna wear dresses and skirts or get piercings then iβm going to do it! thank you to my two boyfriends for being there and pushing me to be myself more and more. i needed this. @turnaroundgodtech @knightgeneticist i love you both so much and iβm done letting my fear control me.
so i started therapy um yeah
"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help" and boy i am sending so many please advise-es to my editing team.
i think i fucked up sumwhere https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e030ef19f78e.png
if you could help me with my dirk that would be a better bit of help right now. but iβll let you know if i need help with food problems for others! heh also iβm not a saint i just donβt like knowing my friends are suffering and unless a dave proves to be an asshole then i still consider him a friend.
if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening
yeah iβve seen like 3 daveβs so far who were complaining g about food being to low or their bros not getting food to bring home.. not all of them need it but some are at the point of suggesting dangerous stuff and i just canβt sit back and do nothing about it.
turntechGetbread? no that makes you sound like a shitty grindset influencer... hm.
oh my god i just learned about the feathery asshole badge how do i get my hands on that who do i need to ask i need that in my life as of like last week
my deadname is a dead name because if you say it you die instantly
D --> Eating provided leftovers from the masquerade is an %tremely important duty
I need a girl to actually just kill me #nsfw #violence
well of course i do! even if you arenβt my dave, all daveβs are good friends of mine!
i mean it feels pretty on par for you. donβt let dirk ruin what you started.
i think every once in awhile, a rage room is necessary.
Preparing to hex people I don't like over chitter
hey all! im jade harley! 24 years young and soon to be holder of a PhD in theoretical physics courtesy of MIT! my studies specialize in things like cosmogenesis and morphogenetic fields i never played sburb because none of me or the rest of my friends copies seemed to work for some reason! but thankfully roses mom eventually picked me up from my home in the pacific and i spent my adolescence living with rose who go on to be my girlfriend! i may be busy but i try to make time for some of my old hobbies like gardening and shooting i hope we all can be friends! so feel free to dm me or whatever! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fac4dd59f48c.png
there are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge and the biiiig revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries while i acknowledge our debt to the former and the importance of putting your nose to the grindstone... i really really really hope ill be doing the latter soon
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I like being an exception.