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"dude are you far left?" "dude are you far right?" no guys i'M far ting
*castin testicular torsion on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a63548f8379c.png
// my idiot cat was missing and my sister found him in the garage today 🥺 my babyyyyyy. Kissy the DUMB AS HELL BOY.
YOu ARE. A VERY “COOL” HuMAN. AND REMIND ME OF A FRIEND. THuS I WILL LIKE YOuR “SHIT”.
made this shit myself its real good can even hand deliver it
do you want some banana bread will that make it better time in stridertown
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:33 < sometimes. :33 < i drink motor oil equihiss has lying around :33 < it makes my head fuzzy but it also makes me throw up :33
Y3ah kinda
STRIDERCOIN STOCKS ARE IN SHAMBLES.
buying a cute little bra for my balls #nsfw
================ character info post (for OOC only) ================ Gender/Pronouns: Male | He/Him Sexuality: No label because troll shit, but generally into men or masc-leaning individuals. Height: 5'6" Open to: Private RP, shitposting, quadrant shit if wanted but not really the focus. Friendship. NSFW and SFW. Gore and violence. -- IF YOU ARE GOING TO INTERACT WITH VINNIK IN FRIENDSHIP OR QUADRANT WAYS, PLEASE BE AWARE AND OKAY WITH THESE THEMES: VIOLENCE, GORE, OBSESSION, POSSESSION, AND NSFWE CONTENT. -- Occupation: Mercecutioner / Tailor Interests include: Witchcraft, candles, pumpkins, Halloween, jackpots, pranks, superstitions, hexes, contracts, luck, money, horror games or movies, and costumes. ================ A wicked Mercecutioner in the making, this feisty cat, while on the surface he may come off as someone who is a bit wigglerish, he’s incredibly manipulative and strategic in order to get the outcome that he wants. He can either be loud and obnoxious for a chance at distraction, or quiet and lurking in the shadows in order to make his move. Normally, while he isn’t working to fucking assassinate trolls I guess, he’s rather easygoing with those he knows, and might be a little hostile and rude toward those who he’s never met before. He knows exactly how to get on the good side of people as a form of trust, not only to go in for the kill, but form an immediate bond. It doesn’t always work, he’s working out methods to make everything well. Whenever he’s irritated, there’s a possibility he’ll audibly hiss at you, as a result of being with his lusus. At his best, he’s passionate, cunning, secretly brilliant, and incredibly straightforward. At his worst, he’s greedy, jealous, snarky, and morbid. This is just a get to know the OC sort of post! The personality is a bit old, but I'm sure it's ok! :D ================ https://i.imgur.com/6olOXzI.png #characterinfo #oc ================
i hope good luck is casted upon all of you!! cleanse yourself of the negative energ13s and let all positives enter!!!!! >XO
:33< incredible!
:33< im listening?
when is it not
Went egg hunting with a certain someone and well... Things may have escalated. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/24/f171850a50e8eda9835e086f4877d5b637d636d4.jpeg #nsfw
This is awful. I haven't experienced a tragedy like this since they hit the second spire.
⚓< i just found 16 eggs in my hive. who the fuck keeps putting eggs here?? >
I am not sure what some you are trying to get. But have an Egg. 🥚
you gotta have better standards dave!!
wh4ts 1t gonn4 t4k3 for 4 g4m3r grl to g3t 4bsolut3ly r41l3d 4round h3r3??? >8P #nsfw
Unfortunately, the caVerns did not collapse on top of me While I slept, so I liVe another night.
FUCK YEAH SHOW US COOCHIE.
Ah. I will hate some more for your whiny post.
(=｀ω´=) < HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR OUR SINS HE'S DOING IT BECAUSE HE WAS DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING!!!
As repentance for all the evils of the world and especially of #eridanweek.
And he himself will bring our sins in his body up on the cross, so that we might die to sin and live for righteousness; by his wounds you will be healed. Be there. #eridanweek
No rush, of course. Your newfound adulation takes precedence. Just remember us tiny ordinary sorts and day-to-day salt of the Earth when you go triple platinum and become an all-eclipsing superstar.
You, it would seem. New here and already you have created quite a name for yourself. Though I freely admit, I am biased beyond redemption as I'm pleased to see you. I miss our witty repartees.
pussy wussy #nsfw
Iconic as ever always.