dave
@turntekGodhead
earth c 23 and full of shit
and if i shave my eyebrows clean off and send them to you in a neat little envelope what then
ill use them to give myself more eyebrow hair and shave my brows and give them a cool shape or something
i miss troll bruno mars again #standard
whatever you do do not open your mouth about ska on this platform not even for lighthearted ribbing
thank god nobody on earth c plays ska like out loud
are you sure
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every time you hit that hater reaction on one of my chits i lose an eyelash you guys this shit is serious i have a pretty good ratio going but i know at some point soon i’ll be bald lidded and what the hell does an eligible bachelor become once hes caught with no eyelashes #fuckedrightup
theyre closing down the earth c dollar tree for real #wearesoscrewed
i understand the tradition of the emoticon but i think some of you could greatly benefit from picking up the use of modern emojis and by greatly benefit i mean it will directly benefit me because 🫵 look at that gold is it not prime lmao material
nightcore madness not wanting to use emojis is kind of insanity 🫥
have to be used (actually) ironically or no dice theres always the trap of using them too ironically though and then you just use them all the time emote logic is just that emoticons are cute and better in unironic contexts but whipping out a rock hard emoji that hasnt seen the light of day for the sake of crucifying the end of an ironic statement and making everyone a little miserable will never not be funnier
i wanna take a ride on your disco chit
good night chittr time to meet with at least fifteen daves in a dreambubble and hand-cut crop circles snip by snip until weve made a giant portrait of that one old guy
sitting down to write a bar but the pen wont move unless its about boober fraggle #newcurseunlocked
i would argue though that there are worse muses to have boober fraggle holds it down at least and formed a generation of actual wholesome puppetheads at best so i mean hey
fraggle cock? fraggle rack? fraggle rock hard? go down on fraggle cock? #nsfw
empathy is a curse because what the hell am i supposed to do for attention if not subtweet everyone on this platform that thinks cargo shorts are forgivable let alone an undeniable wardrobe staple
i want to get you all in the nuts with the chit im cooking up but i already know the storm itd conjure #notworthit
They are c.o°mfy and easy t.o° wear, al.o°ngg with c.o°nvenient st.o°rage space
because you replied in earnest and my original post is about empathy im going to put the sword down and let your cargo shorts walk off of the battlefield unscathed for fear of coming off as hypocritical
i dole out knee slapper after knee slapper and all the thanks i get is a battery charge what kind of sick and twisted earth are we living on
what if i told you that i could be your sweet little cringe ass nae nae baby for the low low cost of laughing at every joke i make for the rest of eternity or until you die
and in the end sometimes you have to admit the raven was not anything like a writing desk and certain ectobiological siblings are just pretentious about that for no reason
dirk hour except they all refuse to acknowledge each other head on and subchit about every other iteration of themselves being the worst
an entire event based around undoing the horrific damage of one (1) skinny white guys relentless littering #timeless
i turn my pockets inside out and realize that unfortunately everything is coming up slender
you can be goated with the sauce all your life but when you step out in a dj pauly d all over print speedo suddenly its “too far” and “why are you trespassing on my property”