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(Uh) Davve Striderrrr - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Oooh, girl... this wwould'vve nevver happened to me in Las Vvegas, girl (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
im so boned #VAGUEPOSTIN #FUCKMYLIFE
#slenderhour is now over thank you for participating say congratulations to all the prize victims i mean winners for superb page finding acumen
Happy birthday to my official HR department lead, @gutsyGumshoe I am very proud to be working with you, and hope that our endeavors going forward will be fruitful and mutually beneficial. Sideline will always be an ally to Crockercorp.
Last night recap: Talked @golgothasTerror out of entering a PUBLIC karaoke competition in a full Nacho Libre mask for anonymity. I said "buster, if they don't recognize your voice, those CHOMPERS are going to tip them off from here to New Nak City."
nycstuck had a lot of amazing memories for me but this picture is so important to me and it has some of my favorite people in it :D https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/IMG_7147~2.jpg
#Dirk just sang tha song roxanne by the police @ karaoke......... what did he mean by that #DirkReport
LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT "THE ONE IN WHICH THREE TWO MOIRAILS SAUNTER THROUGH TIME VIA AN RV HOPPED UP ON FAYGO AND DREAMS AND THEN FIND THEMSELVES STUCK IN THE PAST WHILE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET A SHOW AT THEIR LOCAL NOISE VENUE' IS HIGH ART OR ANYTHING BUT IT IS AT LEAST FUNNY AS FUCK.
My voice has been entirely depleted by karaoke. But we've arrived at the island for the day. Suppose I'd better clear my throat with a morning shot. :B #substances
Like this post for coffee. I didn't make breakfast yet so that will be later.
We need to come together as a nation to collect the pages.
(=\>.</=) We're on break homie let us finish our stale donuts and coff33.
Making breakfast. Will hype after.
seems like paradox space is opening itself up to another flight of fancy! im not impartial to those myself. hello, chittr! 0u0
The interns have told me what they were fussing about. I unfortunately have a dedication to my post so I will be undertaking a dangerous mission. If you need to contact me please message me directly or divert your communications to your local post office.
hello ben drowned.
↗️THE BUBBLE HAS BURST. REPORTS COMING IN SAY YOUR "CRUCIFIXION MAKES IT LITERALLY WORTHLESS", AND "ART IS SUPPOSED TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE AFTER THE ARTIST'S DEATH, BUT THAT GUY IS LITERALLY ALIVE SO WHO EVEN CARES ANYMORE".↗️ ↘️not me though. i am continuing to hold on to ensure your vision is perfectly and also righteously upheld.↘️ ↗️#SUPERIORCOIN.↗️
:33 < anyone notice pretty flowers are out and blooming lately? :33 < when i killed this beast this morning and i was trying to clean the blood off my claws… :33 < i saw this real pretty white flower! :33 < nature can be so beutyifful you know? :33
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/117935244_fZC8IwEXLVNAINT.png Woke ∇p early to spend some time on the dock--first catch so far. :=)^-
can i PLZ come 2 the shit rollin w/ u
#IWANTCANDY Thank you for waiting. For your patience. -- gutsyGumshoe sent SECURE COORDINATES [ https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy ] --
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
Im not going to lie my busted chops still ache something fierce from the doublefisted beatdown i received last night. Egads! Who knew a lady so prone to busting her spigot had a wind up like that.
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
#neverforgettrollbrunomars #eridanweekcatastrophe
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek THEY JUST CULLED TROLL BRUNO MARS!! THE FUCKING BOOYJOYCE-- THE DIRTY PIGS!!!! ]
(^･ω･^) < TROLL BRUNO DOWN !!! #ERIDANW33K
Not to detract from #eridanweek sweeping the feed, but I suppose in the interest of honoring the historical accomplishments of humanity's brief flirtation with space travel, I would like to announce that I am a loud and proud #yuri supporter.
This Strange Woman Has Collected My Ip Address
:33 < can anyone relate to kitty in this scene or was it just me?? :33 < i mean he is just so :33 < swooon!!! X33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1565d5127970.png
:33 < oh, i s33! so it is not slick w33k, nor ampurrr :33 < rrrrrwait a second, who the heck are you?? :33 < it cant be bluhbluhrando w33k!
hes actually kind of like an introvert......
You have an awful lot of nerve asking that as if the answer is anything but NO. Its eridan week not your week!
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
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Here to celebrate you! And our new collab!
actually kinda spot on
you are soooo right
yIPPEE!
@golgothasTerror What night are we coordinating outfits for #eridanweek . This is my proposal. Remember there's always a stark breeze out near the island. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cf564c38966.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/12ee95805db6.PNG
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Lik£, #Tru£!!!!
:33 < i was trying to think of ways to celebrate #ampurraw33k :33 < or i guess #eridanw33k is the official name, im sorry for that :33 < and then i realized a great way to celebrate ampurra: :33 < impressions!! i can be a great ampurra copycat z:|| < hhello snivvvvlin peons it is i eridan ampora z:// < i am sso fancy shmancy that i am so mmean about lowwwwbloods z:\\ < has anyyone s33n my big sstupid ccape? z:// < evvvvrynyan knows i cannot step out of my silly hive wwwithout oone blowwwwin bbehind me :33 < h33h33h33!! #happyampurraw33k
Some of you clearly don't own a Betty Crocker airfryer.
someone with common sense thank god
((ill be honest and upfront here and ask that anyone that actually supports #incest unironically can you please reply to this post so i can block you /lh i dont want to engage with those kinds of people on accident or anything so #nsfw
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
i have hunting boots but on account of the equinophobia i have nothing equestrian :/
SHUT UP. ... I wish I could rechit replies.
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Lik£, b£st post
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
3833 < Who up playing with they Webkinz!!! >
@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg
im ssweating
KUDOS! ❤︎
All right. Get with my office and I'll see what we can lobby the Human Kingdom to carve out.
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
:33 < i just have the best of mews right now! :33 < i just reached a milestone i have always wanted to hit: 33 followers!! :33 < yes yes i know it is a irregular milestone to celebrate :33 < but it is my most favorite of numbers so imagine my happiness rn?? :33 < i hope to continue to make high quality posts and cool thoughts that pop in my little head :DD
you knoww i wwould contend its actually admirable under the circumstances that id honor our gentlemans agreement and endeavvor to beat off twwo highly powwerful and #oiledup men at once and anyone that wwatched the vvideo feed knowws i got my licks in too #rumblecoin #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #eridancoin #eridanwweek #imcoming
i think u should unleash the beast
i go way over my twat passes personally
i think ur allowed 2 b a lil bit of a twat. as a treat
børedøm is a pøisøn and søcial media is the sløw and agønizing death øf any and all dignity.
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just got my license suspended for chitting and driving