dave
@turntekGodhead
earth c 23 and full of shit
Oooh, girl... this wwould'vve nevver happened to me in Las Vvegas, girl (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
sigh... what wOUld wEIrd al do at a tImE lIkE this...
im so boned #VAGUEPOSTIN #FUCKMYLIFE
something tells me the chances of getting unboned are devastatingly slim here
dude you dont even know idek if you even WANNA know how totes shitfucked this situation is here
i trust your judgment so im not gonna pry and flood the panic puddle but hmu if you need some #backup homie
i understand the tradition of the emoticon but i think some of you could greatly benefit from picking up the use of modern emojis and by greatly benefit i mean it will directly benefit me because 🫵 look at that gold is it not prime lmao material
nightcore madness not wanting to use emojis is kind of insanity 🫥
have to be used (actually) ironically or no dice theres always the trap of using them too ironically though and then you just use them all the time emote logic is just that emoticons are cute and better in unironic contexts but whipping out a rock hard emoji that hasnt seen the light of day for the sake of crucifying the end of an ironic statement and making everyone a little miserable will never not be funnier
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sitting down to write a bar but the pen wont move unless its about boober fraggle #newcurseunlocked
were you cursed to be this weird?
makes sense
i would argue though that there are worse muses to have boober fraggle holds it down at least and formed a generation of actual wholesome puppetheads at best so i mean hey
fraggle cock? fraggle rack? fraggle rock hard? go down on fraggle cock? #nsfw
good night chittr time to meet with at least fifteen daves in a dreambubble and hand-cut crop circles snip by snip until weve made a giant portrait of that one old guy
oh hell yeah can i join
empathy is a curse because what the hell am i supposed to do for attention if not subtweet everyone on this platform that thinks cargo shorts are forgivable let alone an undeniable wardrobe staple
i want to get you all in the nuts with the chit im cooking up but i already know the storm itd conjure #notworthit
They are c.o°mfy and easy t.o° wear, al.o°ngg with c.o°nvenient st.o°rage space
because you replied in earnest and my original post is about empathy im going to put the sword down and let your cargo shorts walk off of the battlefield unscathed for fear of coming off as hypocritical
gETTING INTO A FIGHT, eHEHEHE, wISH ME LUCK, aLL,
#Dirk just sang tha song roxanne by the police @ karaoke......... what did he mean by that #DirkReport
after all my ranting and raving about sting he went up and did it anyway ive never known a more dauntless dude
how about every time someone has a birthday we host a costume party where the outfit target is the birthday boy or girl or creature in question and you know in the instance of a shared birthday you have to envision what the born again bitches would look like grafted together and dress up like that or i guess you could pick one or the other but i digress not enough flattering or frightening imitation on birthdays i mean think about how long we’d talk about the memories of these things for
totally do not just want an excuse to make the egbert crocker bday affairs seem like copycat comiccon
jades inability to consider for one second how well snooki hair would suit her is the only thing preventing her from being on the cover of earth c-outure and because she is so stubborn we will never know whether her potential lies in fame not that she wouldnt make it on there how she is now but i mean theres an untapped gold mine in that bouffant and she is refusing to break out the pickaxe
listening to sting pointing at my computer screen and telling him hes making bad bad decisions with that accent hes doing there
u know i would open my #WizardMarriage apps 4 the funny of it all but im a lil worried that it might give our earth c mortal squad (so like tha rest of the planet LMFAO) the wrong idea
easy when you open them you just have to shake your fist and say hey getting the wrong idea is not allowed under any circumstance punishable by wizard law im pretty sure everyone will understand